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# T$ A6 l0 R e6 r% v" hA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. 6 Q8 n' k/ V e" ~7 U9 y" D
; Q2 g8 \ Z! SThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. ' o+ h, d4 h5 J, G
& g3 ]5 A7 C/ ZThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." , D( x' ?8 J3 h7 ?; U/ D
) a3 d3 G( j* u) i" p# iSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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" e3 Z8 Q/ d4 ` y5 S8 t% vAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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