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 Sex life after marriage
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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. / j5 Z, C" D4 V3 w+ B
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." 3 v: J) [5 D% i. g1 k4 u J
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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1 O+ ?( N( M4 p+ eThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." 3 r& Q6 F. e5 ?# f$ m2 p
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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( y& T2 X) t! q! `' O0 L7 t$ P( IAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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# D2 W# S' [% i2 UThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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