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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. + W9 D G9 {3 V" a& ]
# b, q5 l8 v9 j( l/ x. r! c& tThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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) M7 @% z% ]% J( r8 e5 O; DThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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% M! @6 \% f0 nThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." , v6 ~, ^4 B) Y- ~( E
5 O j9 t: O; R# ?) jSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. % D! S y; O6 ^
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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0 r; q. ^8 A1 A- e/ V& u6 S4 AThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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发表于 2008-5-21 16:12
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