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: S4 o0 I3 }9 w. @7 MA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." # g' k( o: _; N1 D+ h" }; x
$ `1 f( H; M! f5 k4 ?) JThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. : U. m) C! A* p: ^$ Q; z$ r2 F
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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% n/ a3 r% @5 U* Z$ N! ~9 J) {After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." % K8 V8 \# W: P
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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