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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. 0 P$ d$ y" O! G# a0 F; W6 L: ?
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." * C6 l4 N5 Y8 S% t
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. 0 @& F) v, @1 ], E( j
! _' c7 O! A4 p F5 KThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." 8 m" C! e8 d% M! c
' r; g+ R8 A, a9 \, FSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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- _$ P& N5 u8 n. z# R+ x) E4 R, fAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." . g" K8 `4 c" m. Y* V3 j
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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