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- d1 k; I' z, {' j* I* }! RA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. $ l. n4 I; V4 w" q+ A( }
, c+ L- {5 Y. Z' L3 n; rThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." ) K( m+ ]+ ~+ ^+ w4 A- e' @/ a
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. 1 d2 |: Z0 B. e* J% A! q
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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+ H: t% ^. Y9 x5 }7 d: ZAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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