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- _% A9 W, G! V* aACURA:
/ N) F( z' ]9 |! D; PAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
/ ? H2 J# @/ F, P, J/ i% }: sAsia's Curse Upon Rural America ! e8 x* }0 J4 d A# Y2 H: e' j
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$ |+ I {: f2 r- AAll Makes Combined
4 S+ v1 M$ C4 k7 E' ^. z7 B+ SA Major Cost
4 Z5 `2 W, E1 M+ [A Mutated Car 7 ~2 J' c7 y. v5 ?1 p: f
A Morons Car
/ @+ Q2 j; c; c5 O8 Q8 M. n+ ?' P4 j+ _, zAnother Major Catastrophe
7 Z0 V9 |$ x. p9 K& g# g3 PA Man's Car
6 j/ @5 Z5 D. h6 J$ o4 o- p# YA Miss Conception + q! \3 m) ?# R. ]1 `; n3 |; d/ P$ B
All Muscle Car
" G& k' y1 S* O9 l* `4 Q, F) JAll Most Car 3 h0 T. j" f7 a: n) p! l$ L
Annoying Mechanics Constantly 3 m8 e# B) ^0 E J9 k/ r- v
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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2 k4 N) g5 ?3 R' R9 pAUDI:
1 C9 g% }7 g1 S3 q7 DAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented 0 R" x' A0 w/ C4 ~
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
4 L+ O e* n2 R) i# z8 OAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
! R9 s# k3 ~2 \* a! zAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention ! f$ X1 Y: p, T v
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence ' r6 R4 B0 o8 m
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
% M, ? {# ^1 T; E" HAll Unnecessary Devices Installed 2 `; p; k2 _# \5 S$ u& A
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( l: d, G0 R* P ~, @! ^BMW:
( P' q/ h. d% [) ?/ rBig Money Works
( c n1 g7 h+ c9 i; CBought My Wife ) W& K1 S/ P0 z! L% A2 J k% ]: a( p, z
Brutal Money Waster
3 n2 b6 i5 O+ g" r$ |5 \Break My Window / S" T& ~( _( h: O7 d: i
Break My Windshield
6 u, o9 n$ r5 G D* CBabbling Mechanical Wench
4 f2 H* |4 O# ^ U( CBeastly Monstrous Wonder , Q k/ I7 ^ O$ B: m
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
) |* W! i/ ?9 Y4 H3 x- k) hBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
" {: s; a$ q6 [2 ?' i" BBarely Moving Wreck
/ U3 R) z1 I. MBig Money Waste
9 m4 R1 j. y: ]$ I9 CBig Money. Why? 3 Y6 X C# c8 A; c
Big Money Works
# R% A$ F, b* M' n! C8 E7 V- l; iBorn Moderately Wealthy 5 e& G" r- N/ [+ l+ I
Breaks Most Wrenches 0 {9 M: |" L$ ?
Bring Many Wrenches
$ ~! _% w, V% XBrings Me Women
* g" ?5 ?, ~' `$ {Brings More Women ^4 M0 o ^6 o/ [* p4 r: h+ C
Broken Money Waster 1 k8 p8 g1 y5 a! t/ e* b
Broke My Wallet # |" S5 e1 W! T/ e& l9 z! `/ M
Broken Monstrous Wonder 2 q" }0 ~. e. O# e) [4 A
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch 4 V" Z7 t+ x" M
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck ! _3 L& W- K9 Z/ q0 T# y
Bavarian Manure Wagon - r: `1 D- }% C/ s; \' r
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BUICK: 3 ?, K$ T: ]! M, t1 ?4 c
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer # B6 s0 k% W& |& R. U1 F7 i
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King " G% ]7 g8 Z- H. L: i
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Camaro:
) l3 }7 l3 |& s; o, xCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? ! O& `' ^" \2 ^: j
Can't America Make A Real One?
7 T0 U/ I5 e5 G" Y$ x6 h- BChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
8 M- i) v$ S* _5 j& CCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often : {9 E8 V1 g r. G% }) w S
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9 U7 p0 Y4 S7 WCHEVROLET:
. @% ~/ K: z1 J, r! qCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
+ Q. z2 d8 m* t- fCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time / u# U( w; s" o8 u& a. M; T
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time / L# L1 j; @% u6 @1 O" U
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
* `% C, p$ q: n1 F/ dCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology ( P" L; O* x5 Z$ G1 `* Q* V4 z
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DODGE: . S, M, n) ]/ H6 `
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere ) z& W8 K. i* K( B. x; B: _
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater # B0 _0 |2 ^/ p4 j) N
Dead Old Dog Going East " R0 S' q& A- H, {+ N2 k" d
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
, S6 i( e6 o% E9 }% l% cDead On Delivery, Go Easy
( A1 Z) [1 z8 W, y7 l! D, E& nDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired " J3 R# q' E6 |+ J0 f9 o# l$ K- p
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
6 h6 L. F$ p* x% b6 WDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
4 b! R: D; `! b5 v: a/ TDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL: 8 z1 I7 q- T8 b$ i
Every Day Something Else Leaks + ? j& K) ]- c
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT: % M2 |+ @ j5 m0 B" }/ `/ T. o5 C
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
* q; w; c% @5 B! N) E! A' \! LFix It Again, Tony & M! T; S% \9 d) H
Fix It All the Time
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5 B( q# M$ g- p* f# M3 L6 uFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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4 E) K* U! i: K" A( B2 i1 f, QFORD:
( ]- N- q! [( U( s) m4 A' Z# K K/ Q/ v/ vFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge " H+ V: I, t4 n8 b
Fix Or Repair Daily # Z& y6 }3 g* y8 ]! e! {, |
Found On Road Dead
8 `3 z# v; i( J: fFast Only Rolling Downhill
( }4 J) o6 M# a, c- KFirst On Race Day , S& j. l+ D8 b0 F* b; s3 c+ C& m( s/ g$ n% E
First On Recall Day
$ E2 f: y4 s7 BFabricated Of Refried Dung
4 e- [* _' ]" m! ]Fails On Rainy Days
4 `" Q& x) }: W5 v$ cFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
$ F5 j# f$ k# a+ j! `/ eFatally Obese Redneck Driver 3 _) x0 w* e" O! }/ u6 ]3 q6 K
Fault Of R&D . k I" A9 Y" d4 y) c6 v
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
5 C2 j+ I* e Y$ R, xFireball On Rear Denting * L8 B2 }9 j. }+ u a2 |
First On Road to Dump % O' W! N ~( i. z
First On Rust and Deterioration
) B0 }0 _1 W! t: uFix Or Recycle Dilemma ! M# @- q r2 |7 A: B
Flipping Over Results in Death |' W: X$ ~1 U% y# s B
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster 5 F- [* q/ X* z1 N% @ T
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled " ^( n# _$ B0 W* q9 z/ E7 ~
Foot On Road Decelerates
$ n" }3 f [3 v; Y' AForced On Reluctant Drivers * J/ e1 W6 |. e! ]# q" `
Formed Of Rejected DNA 6 G: b5 A3 e; z
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
9 Z. c8 M. n# }: TForward Only; Reverse Defective
4 x2 \! O+ S7 t6 q; fForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
0 \2 G" m% _0 WFork Over Repair Dough
( Q& {- m: ?) k8 oFouled Out Re-done Dodge y$ r* }* w( ^
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 4 S$ ]+ [5 t* P9 C
Free Or Reduced Drastically
9 ?: {8 R1 @* G7 Y. h+ {: g6 ?Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed ' j% n' }& ~& H/ h' Z1 I
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable ; |7 d1 x- t# C% J4 J0 O: e* c
Funny Old Rattling Dump
, T- Q. D0 d; } W% i8 {7 HForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 2 @- p/ A1 P$ a- z8 _! d
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
e* X6 N: B2 _ l$ ~Found Out-Right Dangerous
; x& x- D+ y" E' Z$ D' vFuture Of Racings Delight
+ E% r8 C; J* e ^7 p1 R(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
+ n$ |4 B1 E3 ?8 L. g& S(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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: L+ W& C: Z. p! Y- m# \3 eLacks Total Dependability 3 ?$ u" H+ w1 f
Lots To Do " s Z8 X+ f8 U8 t
Looses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked + U) J& o) ]0 u) h5 z7 b& E
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7 W7 I2 N1 |( yGeneral Maintenance
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Garbage Motors ) t! P" p. M$ v# Q" {( h
Generally Miserable : ]0 s! W) v4 m! h* ` J
Grossly Misconceived
2 | m0 S- }- NGluteus Maximus 1 c3 o/ D n% Q0 H' w G. d! D/ q
Good Money % n a4 @4 `) y5 E1 `# r
Goofy's Manufacturing 8 i8 y* B1 P- f, A+ P
Gone Mental , M1 c* m5 n) {4 u$ L+ J0 j
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6 s5 ^9 j9 a- }5 e3 u. Y8 F+ B9 gGMC: : R" }* {2 O& C7 ~& N6 I- G6 |
Grief & Misery Combined
, l: {1 ?/ Y( `9 sGarage Man's Companion 9 K2 {$ ]$ l1 C+ {* l- n
Gotta Mechanic Coming? " y) G1 p; R+ H" k
Generally Mediocre Cars , ~8 l/ [0 A+ J) _& z, d0 V
Get More Chicks : o1 r- x0 ~/ j$ |% W( ^; t
Gets Mechanics Crazy
: u4 X8 o' B, ]2 qGods Mechanical Curse * d5 ?) g1 O) J; ?
Got More Crap * s9 j2 c6 r2 T
Great Mountain Climber 9 i" |+ N4 d; z+ [8 Y
Great Motor Car
# m( R8 Z, m) [6 T0 U0 nGod Made Chevy
/ ^' I" L* N$ O" f+ p% O8 @Good Moron Car 3 D, O9 c6 v* t" @: N) O
Got Mine Cheap 4 Z* ~6 K8 ?9 {- C9 h
Get My Checkbook
# |- G T- D- P( t/ UGone Mad Corp. $ I- c& U" j& W3 @8 ]
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GTO:
w& F$ D7 h' @* U% jGas, Tires, Oil . W( B. m6 L) ]' P" O
Get Tools Out ; L/ `$ i+ T4 L( ?( o i5 p7 }
Get To Onramp 5 r6 F1 {( C9 `6 H+ [ F
Good To Own 2 h, D7 O# w/ ]6 j4 m
Get The Others
0 F# D( `, F# M- J& \* A7 |. w7 PGenerally Trashed Out
0 m) D) d3 Y. c U1 JGood Time Out # s6 I! C6 n# v/ E& a6 ^
Gone To Overdrive % M+ C9 p8 {( ~( f3 F6 Y- ^
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HONDA: " m5 b/ N; i- q9 Q# x' H
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
6 ^/ `; C' }' W# Q" O0 aHad One Never Did Again
3 _: R/ [) S5 h ]Hang On, Not Done Accelerating . l1 u4 q L$ _6 @7 u$ B4 K
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
: p a0 Q! y V6 w; w- `; U+ sHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
) N! \' H5 B( [4 [/ fHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration - r4 V+ I+ ~% v& u* a$ }
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? + H; d+ J7 i2 | X" L
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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* Z5 C2 i! T7 l6 AHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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; `* L o9 y$ c6 D3 D, r; ]JEEP: " ^5 R1 K- z5 `9 X3 L2 q h
Just Eats Every Part 2 `" h8 l5 P/ g* J( t7 u( D% Q5 ^- f
Just Empty Every Pocket
3 @7 g, T5 f8 Y+ B0 X, uJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
% b1 K$ r: }+ l3 a+ X j8 ZJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
# T2 M3 \' E+ e' @* HJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
9 j$ R7 b1 g1 i9 nKick It Around ; E# y& u! U- l; @9 | }5 Z
Kick It Again
; n6 ]3 ] o2 \# oKilled In Action
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- v- b9 u- t J. R3 q* h- y6 HLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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' h1 _. E2 ?* O+ }/ T9 c& h! f- qMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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: i2 N" [4 a4 ]5 L) j: NMoney Guzzler
$ g: ?0 l& h+ y c+ RMostly Garaged
3 ~5 ^- n0 y* ^Major Goof
9 T- U" Y' o; Y& L8 LMGB: Might Go Backwards ; u! C7 |/ T' h! _. S' I& D
MGB: Might Go, But . . . , ^/ p5 R7 K+ g# c9 a6 W
MGB: Motor Going Bad & w# ?4 w1 z4 D# H3 u" B. ~
MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR ! l. ?& g. o# H
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
& w a1 m* y2 G9 q% K9 _Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
) @* x* E7 k" ?% i. ]Most Often Passed At Races
2 @2 [ i$ y7 X1 \% U" P3 oMostly Old Parts And Rust % m. F$ {- U) l- e4 e
Move Over People Are Racing # K8 U: R# g) O
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 8 K4 f# x: ?# D. f
My Old Pig Ain't Running 0 Q" L, G! N0 b& o( d Y) A
My Only Problems Are Repairs 4 @& J1 p1 `1 P6 a8 ?1 @! ]: q
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 0 g* q5 e4 N6 N1 ?& _/ ^, J4 N4 a
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG: 4 W+ F9 d4 `$ a3 R2 y: |! H% |3 p
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
! T3 @2 d/ B5 [6 KMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
. h: ?& k) n0 E- W2 s% KMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 4 R' x! _+ R- u0 P
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE: 8 r1 D9 |9 @- q4 y" e: @0 s3 N+ K1 S
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 6 V) D6 y& c7 A5 X; e- V9 D$ i" A8 E
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO:
S- g; o5 p5 j# G+ GPut In Nickel To Operate # E$ X, C" W& V! \9 U
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ' S8 k6 H- E+ j+ J# B( X
Put In New Transmission Often 2 n; l/ r2 q1 ?! S: K6 S% @% z
Pushed In Neutral Too Often # Q4 ~+ x: @) r; V: j1 e
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PONTIAC: ; D8 E- h' V% ~2 N5 R
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car & K3 | p, F( x2 s+ d( P
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 2 \) V* D1 u$ U! ]% i0 @# g0 x* {- [
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PORSCHE:
( M( S$ p2 _2 DProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
2 C4 I! E2 n' H; nPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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Send Another Automobile Back
3 W m/ L0 z0 \Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
! \; P9 ]5 L- n2 |" g0 zSad Attempt At Beauty ' q: M$ s$ I7 G
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
6 X# P! u6 B# G5 C5 ~( j$ N8 nShape Appears Ass-Backwards @2 @! G7 \% n9 R2 o h
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto : T& @( O" B& ]. h& p6 t
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
% _( U! d" ]9 B4 `The One You Ought To Avoid x# w1 q8 K" F1 }+ S. f+ x0 n7 Q* t
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TRIUMPH:
% p: [* G5 d' O0 ^9 QThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
& i" s1 G( ^; b1 m0 _7 X8 B% FTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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% y$ L+ d. F2 z/ z- u* xTR: Tools Required |1 O3 y! b# {( _6 {
! b8 y9 b3 N; w, a0 k1 f) FVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Vintage Wreck 5 v* s/ c! A5 x( u4 [6 F, @% Y7 w
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