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) U! C$ u5 U3 h/ _ACURA:
( _2 p) Y9 Z: q5 Q6 ]8 B- T, UAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
# N* Q a5 d5 d: B5 nAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC: - i# u2 \0 m: J9 E1 N, q
All Makes Combined
b& ]3 {1 c% l2 X$ aA Major Cost
! ]% n+ c) T9 o( }4 dA Mutated Car
+ x$ q9 \5 I9 N0 v9 w5 yA Morons Car , G3 Q [. D* @. U" P
Another Major Catastrophe
. o) \5 h0 { k: O" w. e% z1 Y8 AA Man's Car
9 s; V$ T5 m: ?A Miss Conception
0 v5 N4 A" d9 yAll Muscle Car + E) U8 G5 c* l) S8 Z
All Most Car
* i, S' L/ F6 B; H8 h( fAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
0 M% k) I1 \* \' ^8 VAutomotive Mental Cruelty
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2 J! h& j1 C1 [9 c5 c5 tAUDI: . g+ A; [2 c' }( U7 x, t3 V r
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented q; w# e! a |/ B$ n
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence & B. X+ X2 ~" L8 ]5 u5 [
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
' x4 G* U* a% |) Z( kAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention 6 Z1 } u" M# b/ G) C" G
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence " K, R6 y9 g1 g, o9 W
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. # ~+ ]4 N- \8 X
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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% M/ W6 ]) P' i; z8 u0 J, R% MBMW: & l% {% N( {9 f! A. V2 Z0 x, n
Big Money Works * t: _ F# K. P
Bought My Wife
q7 L- d' |( g) `% ?Brutal Money Waster
8 K$ U" C' u. t* b/ X7 WBreak My Window
& D, o+ S4 Q$ u" y( ^2 iBreak My Windshield / G2 v1 S* q5 P+ ?& S
Babbling Mechanical Wench
. K! M: L$ h+ W! c" T$ y0 vBeastly Monstrous Wonder
1 w! F) w; g p9 ?Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels ' e2 @& H& F4 ~) H2 b. E `7 W4 m
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
2 P: Y! O" \* O2 TBarely Moving Wreck
9 w& { ]0 ^$ n x- @: QBig Money Waste $ `9 Z& F, ^; E: Y* ]* ~3 x `
Big Money. Why?
* d* U& G) v" ~Big Money Works ) \# v$ @2 b1 \. E, ?# k; ~8 A
Born Moderately Wealthy
- ?. X3 S2 Q6 S j; E9 UBreaks Most Wrenches
% G4 A3 ~' j' bBring Many Wrenches
7 M2 _ T- x. [3 e! z) b$ D! B( OBrings Me Women 4 q5 e& O+ x1 {, o+ c& V$ d
Brings More Women
/ E" t7 A- _; z) dBroken Money Waster , ]1 W6 j5 E8 B6 V5 a
Broke My Wallet
( w/ t8 C6 P3 o) qBroken Monstrous Wonder
: D! q4 B) V6 b3 j; Q& S5 TBumbling Mechanical Wretch ! f! }2 d, M! G
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck & R q% f1 q, I8 |) O0 A; q5 ~
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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- ], Z7 p% a+ iBUICK:
/ J* u: y" L# d+ [3 NBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer ! G1 s8 |6 M2 \4 Q$ a6 z. A7 M
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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5 C0 F% Z7 \5 |& @$ m. p9 |" jCamaro: - @3 i9 ~, `6 }9 c
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
# b; f C( u% y, h! FCan't America Make A Real One? * S5 Q8 N/ C. |2 F
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 0 l( l1 y [) ^0 m; t
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often & W* `" I4 q* R+ x& a0 Z
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9 j, p0 v% v9 MCHEVROLET: / q: P" T# |: A7 L" f
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
u( o7 I; j1 E0 _$ y1 {" \Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time + N+ J5 ?6 E# y& o3 g4 ~
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
1 ~* e& Y$ V- m: l- zConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
6 x: I' b- @; Q& e6 m% M, d) M0 z/ kCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 3 i, a3 I6 F8 @
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DODGE: 9 K5 y8 P0 W( K; J- {; Y
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
) i) u+ X/ w- s0 E& ~2 hDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
8 k8 @4 q3 k: e5 f) H% GDead Old Dog Going East + E6 B" _/ i( n: R; q+ Q7 j6 J
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
* |( Y7 |& K, @& dDead On Delivery, Go Easy ; y, G! n) g: N; u* J4 k4 ^( k- g! L
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired ! P. M B9 C Q/ N, w, a
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
! N5 H5 y, o! o$ H* \( I1 UDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
& R# Y" k) {( Y4 H: O# i6 J8 a; o) aDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive + Z) b g' W8 | u. A6 |( K" P8 N* p
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EDSEL: . m' y4 F$ x, Q4 x
Every Day Something Else Leaks 9 b. P7 C1 I; }' j
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs ; U: @% c `3 Z; C, w
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FIAT:
4 J/ j! ^, C# c3 M) I6 p2 |) O# pFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
/ ^$ E2 I. n: |+ |/ ?! C9 rFix It Again, Tony ( |+ _2 A) i3 s& z
Fix It All the Time - m) s# E6 B; i9 K, s
Found In A Toilet : N7 Y0 f6 Z8 N; C2 {* b; V
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
9 O+ N9 C0 W( H: \! nFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge $ \' Y% a. l" ^; f$ L
Fix Or Repair Daily - ?; P8 y# ?; f3 x
Found On Road Dead # G; f0 T; f9 w; `0 Y4 {/ X$ d7 ~
Fast Only Rolling Downhill 8 L2 r4 z4 {8 ^
First On Race Day 4 m- {5 ?" w3 k( O% l! G
First On Recall Day
7 [. j0 c$ ^" X8 _Fabricated Of Refried Dung
5 L& x) v( a1 W" _Fails On Rainy Days $ y5 a5 b# u6 e0 e r; u1 o4 g
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
- g) d9 d. b3 `) G/ SFatally Obese Redneck Driver 9 `/ a" \6 P% X
Fault Of R&D
2 {( G4 g6 G* L" E) q" PFinally Obsolete Racing Device # ^" z! ]7 O; {9 N
Fireball On Rear Denting 8 }8 p" }7 L9 V/ M6 B0 w* |
First On Road to Dump - R q. L- V/ X5 @+ e6 t. }
First On Rust and Deterioration 3 }3 y! ?" k* n5 r9 M
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma $ g" S6 f0 S: c5 M7 t- M8 [2 a
Flipping Over Results in Death & h: A8 y: @/ Q5 u! A; a
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
" i2 K- M8 c' g" e% wFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
! z2 i% c$ y2 [: y- sFoot On Road Decelerates
+ j: d% o8 Y; G4 sForced On Reluctant Drivers " ~; \' S# R% q' c
Formed Of Rejected DNA
, [ E) S% L" y( n' A( @Forwarded Once; Return Denied
/ z; _: _, u6 D/ a* a" ?Forward Only; Reverse Defective ! v$ r O$ F$ `% j* s* O
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
- X6 i: j( m8 J* r& a) x$ r+ cFork Over Repair Dough % m" o' p9 N4 ]2 O( q' W
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge 8 c( {1 X9 V3 r5 R7 i
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 6 N0 k. L: g: j# G6 N+ M9 n
Free Or Reduced Drastically
# I7 g; I9 x! d9 ]6 e" Z! }& AFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed : @/ B, m- y1 p: Y. c
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
" n" R& {- H `, X, h/ v u1 FFunny Old Rattling Dump
8 j |+ ]" y3 cForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) f- C+ Y2 w% B0 Z
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
V' \$ G8 e1 ?2 ZFound Out-Right Dangerous
* R. n% G+ j: O5 NFuture Of Racings Delight
) I! I6 B8 r& [, P9 K(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot ; h8 j3 ?9 l5 o$ T! g0 i& C! h
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability " I1 m" @4 I$ p& z! V1 R+ {# z
Lots To Do
9 g& ^* b, p$ r: FLooses Transmissions Daily
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d2 K- ]: g* U6 IGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM:
4 ^* G" h }5 l% D( DGeneral Maintenance / O4 X4 o: J5 J; U; L3 l
Great Mistake
. R4 K& a4 P# w- { K, O* KGarbage Motors 8 I! U" V; q9 A$ m
Generally Miserable ( A2 R, o+ o6 g: l
Grossly Misconceived
3 n" n9 p7 I3 |% N$ f) YGluteus Maximus
7 R* O! H U' _5 m2 UGood Money
( Y$ N2 X- Y$ Y% j ~Goofy's Manufacturing
8 w" z! T! E7 m( g& f) cGone Mental
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GMC: . F% P: b9 I) ]* g+ ]
Grief & Misery Combined
9 ^3 K( F) I' \4 l* I' y! oGarage Man's Companion & e- L3 l7 X% _0 u2 V" ]0 a! I
Gotta Mechanic Coming? 4 [: u, k. Z9 M0 C, X; u2 V
Generally Mediocre Cars 9 ^/ r' H- f4 P% J$ `7 }* W* r
Get More Chicks
' ~. F. h# e1 V: wGets Mechanics Crazy
# c d! I* t! f1 J: [) ZGods Mechanical Curse
# g# j$ W& F6 Y+ M1 U/ p3 q% qGot More Crap ( c1 w7 {( v4 ?$ n
Great Mountain Climber . B$ G3 {' d& V5 }
Great Motor Car
. I+ o* u, `/ C. w2 Y# {2 ]; jGod Made Chevy
9 U/ B8 e3 Z( g/ h/ i# FGood Moron Car ! t" A) t; G8 }- ]) S# H- @
Got Mine Cheap
2 `( Z) u) d7 u1 U5 EGet My Checkbook , m$ |* \0 m5 o$ S! S- d
Gone Mad Corp. 1 M. U* U7 y' l' ~% @
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GTO: 9 E6 x8 f/ P e: g
Gas, Tires, Oil
" @. B3 U& p, ~1 LGet Tools Out ) o0 O$ ~$ B. |3 u
Get To Onramp 7 |2 R' j$ N6 w, |1 I8 L+ _
Good To Own L* T5 v4 ?, K" o+ [
Get The Others ) n ^# ]% I' z( p% }
Generally Trashed Out
0 q J) @! y% CGood Time Out
5 H4 M* s8 x& y# g6 RGone To Overdrive
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5 S+ d: h& j0 M5 XHONDA:
# p$ E' M. ^1 v: T% z3 R+ t4 A# OHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
2 f' m$ `0 ]+ yHad One Never Did Again
& R0 T# A) n! I) y6 |Hang On, Not Done Accelerating * z6 }+ C s+ |0 d( o
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles + P- U" B F2 v8 @0 a
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
7 }7 H& A# e9 Q" g/ k) D2 fHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration + R' D2 R4 {9 O9 X9 M% G" L
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
# M# n; N/ m7 Y/ xPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 0 L) j P8 i% ?# F1 a5 ^/ i- I
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, I0 Z) Z( Q; b$ `6 s6 I2 THYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... - j! f* }0 ^9 r
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JEEP: ! C w* O2 Z: q+ l* q `
Just Eats Every Part
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Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
8 |1 b1 Q( U/ MJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes . c) U. z. ?7 i( e3 ]" v
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
* T) Y' C: |, ` L/ D4 {Kick It Around 5 f7 ^$ ?. d3 P4 N9 o+ T* `
Kick It Again
0 ?+ H+ f+ x% |+ G6 pKilled In Action
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- r+ y0 r$ T3 z: r% NLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 6 ~$ t; }- a3 f' w; J% s
0 b1 ~/ h. l( J$ lMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along * d6 S* b/ O6 U% U0 S2 ]2 G
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MG:
1 m1 A0 n3 ~7 y1 u/ l! r! AMoney Guzzler - Y: H; c+ q v6 @+ f$ A
Mostly Garaged 3 l. T, s# I8 A
Major Goof
; _9 I6 U5 b' W; r9 mMGB: Might Go Backwards / J# _2 A/ F$ f( ]2 O% D
MGB: Might Go, But . . . [, l. W+ V# Y0 u* q# V
MGB: Motor Going Bad
7 \' [, W0 h! dMGF: Might Go Forward 4 y; X9 f, h9 ]5 E( |) ~
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9 e+ Y7 e3 c$ l+ L5 B! o2 ]+ I2 _MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate * k, x% ]$ Y3 a( P4 I
e5 @& P8 l9 G2 G9 Y% i% E' k: pMOPAR # x7 R/ V0 c" o) Q+ o8 ^: |) G" y2 t1 a3 T
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly * ~1 @/ w1 o. L7 K) E
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 4 _; I9 F& ^- g ^ [/ Z; o, f
Most Often Passed At Races
3 h, {& V5 q8 K' fMostly Old Parts And Rust
. U- D- ~ q- KMove Over People Are Racing
. `" U5 E n. A! Q- eMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly * c' @; X7 X- ?" w) k
My Old Pig Ain't Running
* d6 l$ u: a5 _0 z% nMy Only Problems Are Repairs
6 \) J3 h$ O6 `& i8 zMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
$ Q3 ?. l* J% C7 @5 p! c" w# p& n0 WMore Often Parts Are Replaced ; M9 J6 l' X, V2 d
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8 B# U' Z c$ n& X! O4 m6 }MUSTANG: . b+ J8 o; H3 G: w: ?5 p3 F7 C+ q7 @6 s# q1 E
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good # J8 I( i- ~1 F, K* |+ U( u
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go ! z1 O4 A7 G! }5 O# s- f2 k
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go $ R' ~! g* j7 u3 s3 r
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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T9 p5 z; x6 p, O2 G5 W) iOLDSMOBILE:
- w+ k! G/ c( rOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
' [/ R7 R& U- T% \; p& XOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment ! c) o3 |* w8 C6 ?$ h" `: G
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N: [2 x0 p. D2 |1 C! qPut In Nickel To Operate 4 |: M0 W+ l8 w$ C! z/ t
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
; n! z: m* l7 ~, @& h8 tPut In New Transmission Often 5 ~ L- h9 V3 _2 h) ~
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: ) I: g! k( k; c2 y+ {9 }6 K' D
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
7 B$ s% h6 e7 G! ZPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac - F7 g) E) E- Q2 D# ~1 j
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PORSCHE: # _7 P0 _" f+ {, M; \
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
1 |8 d, R& S; S. l3 TPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough " w* H5 C9 V1 n# \; T
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( B0 J, U4 Q7 OSend Another Automobile Back - r1 Q4 d& M$ H8 b6 O, j8 i
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
1 C* _7 [7 ~: d2 m3 vSad Attempt At Beauty
! X' h( V3 Q2 w$ E) X0 I1 o5 FSorry Auto, Always Broken
T4 y8 ?0 v0 ]( KShape Appears Ass-Backwards # r0 y T: V8 V k$ O
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 1 Y# u$ D" u* z# ~ ?: F$ X
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TOYOTA:
5 a7 [; A; r! i% h5 rToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
' ^& ]6 E3 t, j+ T0 W# ]3 q( v: kTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass " {' C+ V) h4 p8 Q B; g1 s( ^- {
The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
* a7 B6 g8 G! @8 W7 l& FThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 6 K% j# b5 I9 X7 _
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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, L( u0 W) |0 A0 f: gTR: Tools Required " m3 _% M- i7 {2 J z
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 8 t6 Z! A% t7 f D4 V! A
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VW: 9 T! H# P& D' q
Vintage Wreck % Y( R% `4 g4 I! \ j7 F+ j
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