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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- " m9 q# t/ y$ G5 S5 r
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Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
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AMC:
4 J' _2 J% Z5 f! m5 @All Makes Combined
* b; D. M; ?8 I. x1 g& fA Major Cost
8 [9 O$ r: P/ O* x. jA Mutated Car 4 S' J, A- M6 t, X- S# W
A Morons Car 4 Y. n- f2 W5 q+ b( y5 E, ?$ c
Another Major Catastrophe 9 J# \: H7 u0 G. P F
A Man's Car
0 j! _/ @) e2 v; RA Miss Conception . V, r0 ?) ^+ c6 w) ?
All Muscle Car ' w4 p1 c8 I; \- L! k
All Most Car
" e7 |0 G: }& q! w6 d8 @) M3 CAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
# P0 o; L$ y/ _, J' U$ q! X" c, IAutomotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: 8 b" _' [' V2 T
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 1 P+ @" E/ }/ C& m2 U
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 7 Q) h: z) V0 ~& }9 h2 N4 l: z# P
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
+ Y) N) U8 B# H; r! x6 @0 cAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention 5 x" X) W7 b Q5 M/ R8 B1 ~. t
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
8 J1 g( X' e+ F+ V$ ZAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. / @) F% k) `, a" b# ~- j
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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4 R: z/ H* s' G: cBMW: 2 r4 V! m1 |! S7 R# k5 U, @1 b
Big Money Works
3 M' H' }& V3 B& j/ B' ]3 V% V$ aBought My Wife 8 x$ Z$ V1 ^! o% y5 R& q$ Z5 S- M
Brutal Money Waster
X5 d3 d0 l# E% f; zBreak My Window " s- C& A* ~/ ~, o
Break My Windshield
" n4 F, ]7 o% LBabbling Mechanical Wench 3 [* S( j+ I4 J5 k
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
/ `, L& ~0 f* zBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels ' ]4 V! X' {- E( @; j
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder " T/ l9 }: W# S- L+ W( X" }
Barely Moving Wreck ! ^0 f' [0 g, j
Big Money Waste , [7 l. R: P3 Y) L" _, a
Big Money. Why? " k- {8 p" ^ ]5 [
Big Money Works ; z9 j0 `/ l2 S- t
Born Moderately Wealthy
7 u* t# G Z% kBreaks Most Wrenches
+ U3 W/ v4 j% R" w( J0 `Bring Many Wrenches D# c- ]! w/ S
Brings Me Women * ^/ e+ A4 A+ x3 |2 _5 y, U
Brings More Women ; k; H# n% O& ?; B; z2 y E9 O
Broken Money Waster " O" H1 z# n/ M* f" j# t
Broke My Wallet 5 a' Q$ v! @0 Z I( B. `
Broken Monstrous Wonder
* n& O, A3 D) yBumbling Mechanical Wretch
; ~$ L; W. M2 M, y1 rBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
! W6 J# [7 H# eBavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK: $ w% g* Z: ?2 {: W
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
4 h$ }7 P. ?+ MBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King . h! m7 v1 k Z! [0 p, ?: p0 C
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Camaro: . D; w, H h$ u T! L
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
8 I' y4 H) ^+ F6 O1 [Can't America Make A Real One?
7 s s: c+ T8 F% Z1 ]Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
! G Z L3 K* P4 g1 o0 qCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET:
, U z+ f9 k! t9 ?& w% M" lCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips * H8 {' ]! T5 g( F9 t% T9 o
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
% W9 I7 J f Q# TCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
3 | D7 M$ o8 n, U) U$ BConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
& l3 T5 m y# t# j5 UCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 8 t" ]0 l6 K0 F3 J
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9 |1 L% k; \; t U' zDODGE:
" a$ R! A- u/ N0 P) t; HDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
! I" n2 m9 E- b& m5 VDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater . Z0 Y- P! q7 X) @9 ~* g
Dead Old Dog Going East
4 P0 M8 X# e( J: KDead On Day Guarantee Expires
2 A: X7 s, N) cDead On Delivery, Go Easy
& }- i( I q8 x( F4 KDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
, a) v- m8 d0 h/ QDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
2 A" M1 l; K' yDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
. R3 S( e; ]1 oDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 6 t' V) O* r+ l. b; P" G5 `
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Every Day Something Else Leaks - ~/ t, a' H& P' F. N: t* I& O
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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8 t* r* p( {; }$ e( J* CFIAT: 3 h t( u6 u R- P7 U* x
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
, m2 p( i1 h, V1 z* A/ |, MFix It Again, Tony 7 Y* q! t- u" R0 q" D" R- Z+ @
Fix It All the Time
) ?- D! l, k1 {7 L3 G+ b1 A# CFound In A Toilet
# o/ G% Y" u! {) JFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
5 e1 ^" E) S5 SFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge ; r" O, P% c( n, t# S+ |9 X: Y6 h
Fix Or Repair Daily
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. B! X; }' U/ o1 v( A5 | g, cFast Only Rolling Downhill 8 W2 Q* r, z8 P+ G/ C. x: `: J5 y+ `
First On Race Day / Y* a: B8 H( ^
First On Recall Day
) b7 J+ ?& [3 K: I" d* g( OFabricated Of Refried Dung
9 D9 c, x# P( L0 m( o! vFails On Rainy Days " `- G, B5 A7 U$ _
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
# L; R W8 m% jFatally Obese Redneck Driver
, W& C) K P$ ~4 F5 a6 u+ z( LFault Of R&D
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Fireball On Rear Denting
D: I* Q _& O- YFirst On Road to Dump / Q5 S$ \6 i, t6 n( i8 W
First On Rust and Deterioration * z0 y6 V1 k9 `9 d: N
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma ' a+ u4 A+ O9 M
Flipping Over Results in Death ( C+ l& A r. X- ?3 I7 k
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
' b" ]3 J" v A" [& D: A+ yFollow Our Rusty Dogsled 7 u X2 Q/ t' i# O: F5 Y
Foot On Road Decelerates ( s+ ?# Q# t/ Q. M9 V" A
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
9 g: U) c" R1 A. P: M; \Formed Of Rejected DNA 8 C0 L2 J2 n2 s [" j
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
9 Y$ f8 W# f- {' B5 l& L1 G2 aForward Only; Reverse Defective
- G* F: w) \3 V7 m, X7 r" w$ zForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
* b, L+ O+ x# G) {1 WFork Over Repair Dough
& q$ }9 E: k2 DFouled Out Re-done Dodge 1 d) ]! R* E O$ u$ @
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
) e4 L; E4 Z5 WFree Or Reduced Drastically 5 U/ a2 }. A' v3 K' Z
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
: }5 W6 D* ?* f5 f N, ZFumes and Odors Readily Detectable 5 d" z! V u/ J( X
Funny Old Rattling Dump : S1 K2 J& U) b7 h
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) ; Q2 R* k5 ~: z+ ^1 \& ^( `
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
1 R7 N/ n% ?* s, m3 YFound Out-Right Dangerous $ H o8 c* {2 }) c
Future Of Racings Delight
Z2 ^: j- Q0 V8 V(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot % `. U4 c5 A, p* I
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability
$ @6 a( \! C; q' k4 LLots To Do ' A+ n* v$ ~- P5 i; o# k. o
Looses Transmissions Daily : U9 V+ M) v' X
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 5 O3 m; i M, l/ H2 V; U/ `9 g# x
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Great Mistake
& P0 o% T9 ]" K3 a0 {1 ^Garbage Motors 1 T$ O8 v& w% x% g6 @
Generally Miserable ( M& L5 \& `, k1 s `8 K4 u, w6 \
Grossly Misconceived
3 j7 A3 _ \: u1 a% r- _Gluteus Maximus
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Goofy's Manufacturing # N: z7 c: ^9 o1 J7 o9 o W
Gone Mental : e' {! u" H K5 X! t8 J
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Grief & Misery Combined
: G9 c4 H9 c AGarage Man's Companion 1 Y) Z) w0 o- _4 B
Gotta Mechanic Coming? # B+ T7 g- j) r
Generally Mediocre Cars
# a4 w$ R* a, gGet More Chicks
3 v0 y! z( a/ \; OGets Mechanics Crazy
* ~' t* K# h# r+ E. f! YGods Mechanical Curse ; {( Y+ q% U+ O+ d1 Q, B
Got More Crap
1 T/ p2 N- F- jGreat Mountain Climber
2 O A) {6 ?6 U5 O! c! P3 gGreat Motor Car
7 L) |, q# v7 u# k1 V4 jGod Made Chevy
+ _& y9 O5 O9 h& W+ T6 }7 ^# H% pGood Moron Car 5 w, m. e$ r% l8 n# r: I( n, r T
Got Mine Cheap * L# n! W3 Z+ H$ i7 E
Get My Checkbook
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GTO: ! @/ x0 ]" u" I, h
Gas, Tires, Oil
0 Z4 {( P, i7 w9 r$ w4 ]Get Tools Out
. l# \( m C6 N, b, `2 K. [8 }* yGet To Onramp
& Y- ]3 r# ^$ W$ D3 q) _; t- QGood To Own
3 c8 x* F4 [: Y4 }Get The Others * o$ @# G; o/ A0 v
Generally Trashed Out " Q& ?! w! w$ b
Good Time Out ) o, e5 [8 I& b( [
Gone To Overdrive : v$ L' ]" y3 M% W& p G
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HONDA: + t% t& v& Y5 ^+ t
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
8 k& T6 i( t* ]* lHad One Never Did Again
& S7 g3 y( a, _+ i. t- J/ G1 V1 Y" EHang On, Not Done Accelerating ) J5 y) X% w; a/ z+ z
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
: I4 N& A; G( RHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles $ Y( d7 z9 A( |4 _- E; g
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
' b# V+ o2 V) [! v; ?% NHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 0 [% c$ ~7 l1 _) x! f
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes . V4 n8 o' b& q$ { H
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( R% Q3 k: i+ G& m6 S* {+ K( _8 OHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... ) L# l# _' r3 v- \+ v5 Y
9 n2 u- W8 |) ]/ H* sJEEP: 0 P, {7 P5 m' a: V" I( l9 F
Just Eats Every Part
9 T3 U1 O8 R; z/ ^2 Z' GJust Empty Every Pocket ) b. k. C# r- Z
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
5 `( [# u# n) NJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 5 d7 }/ v/ h1 S' c2 @ S4 s! H
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
1 ~* @9 K @& \' b/ d$ HKick It Around . ?1 ~: e' S6 \7 a( w# ^
Kick It Again
7 I+ L E1 K) E: d) J \Killed In Action , B8 {: ?1 |1 O" u# h& v; o8 _' V* a
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5 w! D3 L" e0 J2 bLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious $ _6 e( s1 ]$ M- a$ w$ r* E+ A
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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) e7 o7 x* _1 H7 h- NMoney Guzzler
; B$ F4 n/ l7 c1 sMostly Garaged / A" E4 a) o$ [' ~
Major Goof 4 _- j+ g& Y; m% W# |- N
MGB: Might Go Backwards
/ _: E; @5 p- E6 J# x# gMGB: Might Go, But . . .
0 M# E9 L3 }. D @7 j8 cMGB: Motor Going Bad
6 r2 \" v3 `- n& l3 sMGF: Might Go Forward $ M5 F2 H; v3 N+ g/ d1 ?
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4 o( b% A' P% R2 J$ gMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate ' L1 r# k ` ?6 w) w9 E8 u
+ ]4 H$ `; u- j7 o. Y& `6 B9 AMOPAR : e+ u+ P7 _) u5 D5 k1 k! N# V
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
) L c$ u* Y. p9 K. b& fMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
: S' X6 \- }" c p5 JMost Often Passed At Races
2 L: i+ f2 J% ?8 m4 GMostly Old Parts And Rust
: k* P2 T7 j! h* sMove Over People Are Racing
3 G; w5 g% n( C) E! AMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
6 D1 p+ x$ K$ q7 Z+ d* A! lMy Old Pig Ain't Running + z& S9 t0 L# C4 _
My Only Problems Are Repairs 1 T/ v5 `6 X* [* A% V
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement . M7 o* g) g- H$ b
More Often Parts Are Replaced 8 f! e1 o7 H+ N# o
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MUSTANG:
% x) J4 F( m+ p5 ~* o( _, i. LMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
! r8 z7 t& A* W- B% g3 p4 GMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go - A: e, E! j6 W6 ]4 M' ]' |
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
. b4 a6 U+ r6 c( r. \% \ k# Z1 TMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE: 2 Z% v$ n4 D& i* \: J7 Y' L7 D+ s
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
0 c8 g9 X) y, {Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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Put In Nickel To Operate
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Put In New Transmission Often g' y2 l1 i7 |2 e' C. \
Pushed In Neutral Too Often 0 d" E8 _# q5 s( z5 Y( J; h1 ]
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PONTIAC:
# N3 @. y% g }Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ' g: r- R# A; b4 j
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 0 @6 f" C" {# @6 U- i
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; U0 ^1 c. R+ V* O h0 YPORSCHE: / }8 |( F" J& X( k# N
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything & i8 {% F# s; i
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: ) ]& w O# A) h9 z+ [
Send Another Automobile Back + U* j) T7 B& J
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
7 U) X. B* A9 E9 b/ hSad Attempt At Beauty E( z H7 ]1 o0 z$ q; I6 z
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
. _) v; T( m. j# z9 K9 oShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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) w7 c& l, V8 N3 x9 r MSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 6 H. H9 C; b( Q' w h
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
, f- z, P# P9 ZTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
% {6 p& p. @+ z0 @- `( CThe One You Ought To Avoid . w j# r! m' F- X. e+ L4 k
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This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
* M3 ~9 \' _" |- K U5 @Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required - ~( P5 Y. e! N7 ^7 l0 b5 j3 n
1 M" D$ E/ a( L+ AVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW:
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