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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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9 W8 ~# y9 s4 g) |6 LACURA: : d/ _; p+ `3 m v- B$ Z
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
& [5 Z% T- b4 y7 o5 SAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC:
2 a' {, f& j4 CAll Makes Combined ' O. {9 i/ D) d6 p3 `
A Major Cost
: U3 t3 H6 s2 n- ?/ p! ]0 ~A Mutated Car ; I; @: V% Q3 Y
A Morons Car % e. E0 }5 {7 k v) B E0 h0 ]
Another Major Catastrophe
, i. C _& |- N# k7 C- ^A Man's Car 2 |4 ~9 b, g% v4 n- k. _' q. ]0 l
A Miss Conception
$ J+ W- U2 {% Z3 X5 eAll Muscle Car , ?+ F) i, v# D$ K- \
All Most Car 9 y, w e; r( C ?# J3 m
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
: W! l1 E8 l: c& zAutomotive Mental Cruelty : E9 D; O$ U" C9 G& @4 z( o
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AUDI: $ l3 j) _7 F4 [5 u$ o2 X8 E2 D
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
5 i" A, v( U6 T* u( d. }Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 8 ^2 w2 H6 |7 y8 }9 c
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
p, Z) @" |0 a- ^Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
% [) W( @, J, VAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
h" H) S6 A) z2 ]' UAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
6 O, Z! q3 ~+ o5 F/ G) v" ?All Unnecessary Devices Installed , ^: }. j. @1 w1 W
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BMW: 3 M+ W2 P, T: w2 X' W3 ^
Big Money Works $ C' V* Z) ^/ z/ u0 G. b' n- B- S$ D
Bought My Wife
# Z; o0 \* N: @* T, Z# d8 d/ }Brutal Money Waster 1 g4 P7 ~4 z- O# H p
Break My Window
6 ?+ I$ q3 P& u7 V0 E+ `Break My Windshield
4 C* t: o5 A ?6 PBabbling Mechanical Wench " @; O8 E6 h1 X9 t. t, _
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
/ I' f+ P/ i( }Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
/ s! \6 ?. p* t( S: F5 EBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
$ _3 n7 z6 `; P; x# T$ gBarely Moving Wreck
! f+ B; U; F; ~* U! ^( M# X( P. ?+ bBig Money Waste
5 ~" t, C2 {& L% I0 v1 ?4 K' XBig Money. Why?
! J1 H/ T3 k" O8 D/ o4 x* }Big Money Works
" s# O: M2 Z% q2 Q8 o- U) W5 a7 V; H zBorn Moderately Wealthy ( S( y t2 q4 O6 a
Breaks Most Wrenches ; W4 K7 |; A# O1 d. w/ ^
Bring Many Wrenches + h {0 v/ Y g! i( d
Brings Me Women
0 t w# Y- z+ ?+ oBrings More Women 2 F$ S2 ~9 y/ S# H$ j* Y* H3 ?4 S
Broken Money Waster ' g1 m. X r% F6 S- E" ]9 M. q
Broke My Wallet . P% `( C6 S) i. z8 ?! j& Y
Broken Monstrous Wonder ; P' X! U, b( s, F; t* a* B
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch 0 ^5 B) V' f: ^, Z( `
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
4 c% B q# \, lBavarian Manure Wagon [! d L, l$ ^7 F
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0 d, j) ?/ c8 p) V4 h$ X' EBUICK: * Z- j1 g+ z7 R% }- l# I) }) o9 ~
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer - V5 i0 n3 G! R _6 m
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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4 e- k) D, l- F9 o' r. |% xCamaro: / |" [ \1 g3 {8 A
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
7 a) I5 c! c- n- q% y/ X3 rCan't America Make A Real One?
! `' R/ ~5 r. \, hChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
& x; ]) P. q8 ~7 ICould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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, K/ h% y, b) b8 o6 PCHEVROLET:
7 Q- B/ W7 E7 @2 D" TCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
1 }- D8 g/ B9 w' y& XCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time ; y! E" A: `) B7 n( R
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
0 [$ q% p7 C" Z* T! O) B) A* |Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques : `. y( L% z, q: d
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 6 r! o* u- W$ U1 b: y6 J
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+ |* I* `4 e! Y! t6 oDODGE:
, ]7 t& y( l% g0 I/ O9 uDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
$ {5 U+ L# S4 N+ b* J- q( ^Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
. D' w+ m! ~3 J6 P" v, r$ uDead Old Dog Going East
- v, H0 v/ t/ a# q: S* PDead On Day Guarantee Expires
# H' R6 y+ I# F7 gDead On Delivery, Go Easy . _; w, s9 ]& I8 ]
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
/ k/ S4 N; T0 H9 ]Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 0 Y9 @* Q0 g n7 P# f% f" p" A$ e
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment 9 K+ ^' A3 q+ T% z$ R2 N
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL: : n5 P% Q0 W( T2 c* `8 z2 [1 J9 L
Every Day Something Else Leaks , c R4 c4 M k
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs 9 {& W w7 x% I: J
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FIAT:
) G) d& G G9 D7 K2 UFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
$ ~. \7 w' p1 c8 C$ iFix It Again, Tony 7 H3 a/ W. q7 D) P9 j* U
Fix It All the Time
/ y& X8 F" u% R1 w% b* q/ t- |# gFound In A Toilet
, s. L o" j% t: d! n& jFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD: . Y# p: d4 I: g% L( o
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
6 G3 O0 P% M8 z6 W' F( ?Fix Or Repair Daily
3 B( h( g5 f4 c" MFound On Road Dead ! Q1 [) k0 ?; R4 f/ p
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
0 C8 C. P) T% o5 e7 LFirst On Race Day
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Fabricated Of Refried Dung 3 g6 D6 w4 {% d
Fails On Rainy Days $ Y7 v1 E& z3 f- B6 I* A8 J5 O
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
& s- v; |- V* G- r8 `; T/ q, RFatally Obese Redneck Driver
2 z' |5 A+ E% a: WFault Of R&D 4 g3 e0 R- N, }4 a
Finally Obsolete Racing Device 0 V* @" ?& h; E. b( L
Fireball On Rear Denting
( P5 v( b$ d- i; y& wFirst On Road to Dump ( H* I9 b+ ]4 f& @8 _
First On Rust and Deterioration " j# B7 f, G$ z+ i4 \& Y# z
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma 0 W ^5 J) R- ]& P2 }6 I- s; e
Flipping Over Results in Death
, f" p+ y9 D2 S9 [2 M9 q5 yFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
- g7 {6 ^9 S: j: ZFollow Our Rusty Dogsled , C! n- @' q' p
Foot On Road Decelerates # R+ D: B3 L' N7 ]/ H
Forced On Reluctant Drivers 6 V+ Q8 a: p6 c! J; U/ M4 \
Formed Of Rejected DNA 2 d. I) F$ F. @% @; n
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
' P" K! r, u0 P# }+ d0 JForward Only; Reverse Defective
5 l ]( H, H& l+ \) S7 oForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin u6 U5 D. y. f! l, ?9 Q4 i
Fork Over Repair Dough
M1 C5 C" q! J& C5 n8 ?9 ZFouled Out Re-done Dodge ( t2 _( ?* d) A2 X6 x m* e/ n4 @
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
' T4 a K" C2 P# uFree Or Reduced Drastically ) r& C1 D* {: y
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed ! v7 W5 @& w% A
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
7 U) b' h/ W5 S* iFunny Old Rattling Dump
7 r2 x5 g [8 |4 i7 ^5 f* cForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
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/ o9 ~' `% E3 }9 kFound Out-Right Dangerous
8 @1 d [4 c- S' a: B9 t' lFuture Of Racings Delight # y' T2 |' c/ M6 y% V
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
' h& b& e1 o5 a4 {* w(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability
% d( Y6 T$ G$ b' N' Z+ wLots To Do ( W1 X5 Q7 t0 Y9 E
Looses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked % v8 y, {0 y9 f G
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GM:
! ~; P: U* N2 p+ ~- _General Maintenance
: |! W# V- a6 A- P7 k( y0 |) vGreat Mistake
; F/ W3 H7 P2 u" d' WGarbage Motors
2 T8 o5 i" q7 DGenerally Miserable
4 b- P$ T5 `1 b6 R$ q( dGrossly Misconceived
" s C$ p% Y7 {( uGluteus Maximus 2 h7 O- K, T2 N0 D
Good Money 1 L: r+ o) g$ ?# Q4 C
Goofy's Manufacturing . d% x( s& B2 p6 w: A* a
Gone Mental ! c5 F& y: [. H* q9 |; p# C1 k) X
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GMC:
% i4 b- I* |! {6 @Grief & Misery Combined 0 K. ^& ^0 [2 F2 g$ q8 Z8 s4 J- r
Garage Man's Companion
( f' S, n, k. D# ZGotta Mechanic Coming?
! G( V& {3 |1 H+ K: [ M7 `# zGenerally Mediocre Cars
# k! t! T, i0 e6 ?4 IGet More Chicks % Y3 y( @+ z X2 g- k6 |$ z: j
Gets Mechanics Crazy & E; ^* p z+ w9 a' u5 v' ~& K
Gods Mechanical Curse 7 u+ r; T2 U" E- m# d
Got More Crap 4 t! z* B! s @8 ]' W
Great Mountain Climber
+ r5 S( i, _ }' ^Great Motor Car . G! R' w( H4 }/ l# ^0 B$ }! t5 u
God Made Chevy ; l1 n+ I! V6 p L0 d8 h
Good Moron Car $ x$ D. T6 n/ a8 X! n) G
Got Mine Cheap ' ~9 T2 |4 s% R0 P
Get My Checkbook , _$ x, a5 a5 u! {
Gone Mad Corp. 2 V, V6 z" _( f/ O) Y8 f
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Gas, Tires, Oil , I+ u7 a9 V3 G
Get Tools Out
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Good To Own 1 n% q# W" [# G, q; q+ q% i0 b
Get The Others
3 H2 z+ v$ }5 J0 iGenerally Trashed Out
) c3 ?# B' L0 B9 NGood Time Out + p9 v# a/ w1 G& b+ J3 f
Gone To Overdrive
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~1 P) w" b! x9 _1 Y! B; SHONDA: % Y) V/ ~+ i" U J P
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
% q ^. H7 g& p8 Y$ qHad One Never Did Again
9 [+ H, T2 `1 D/ S+ g7 r6 uHang On, Not Done Accelerating
7 \" o/ ]# @6 Y- IHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
0 E; i# f" ^7 [1 I+ |Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles ; o/ @' w% w9 y& f
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
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6 X/ Y3 R7 V8 b4 p0 k$ R; U: H3 O& LPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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Just Eats Every Part ! O k+ x/ b# R7 b9 B
Just Empty Every Pocket
" A9 i4 B0 m- GJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
! A3 f. ?4 x- g) G- t( g3 p, \- ]Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes ! J. G; r& u$ c' B: z4 q
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around ; ~, Z5 |& U" m$ K" l Q* O
Kick It Again $ P* \: l9 y$ C! [: A5 S& w
Killed In Action 2 S' N' l. j5 F0 b
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! o [/ c! `; F% z3 n0 w4 SLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along ; ?) I5 K' N# i$ |9 I* Q
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MG:
4 a6 x' X1 G! r7 |' ]5 }/ XMoney Guzzler " H- W) s& E! Q' @$ |
Mostly Garaged 7 C: B: e) k5 I0 p- x8 N2 g# k B
Major Goof
' v( a% {9 r9 bMGB: Might Go Backwards - G# {& U6 m; i4 R( u: M) p
MGB: Might Go, But . . . + k* B1 F: T) Y0 p# l1 F( @
MGB: Motor Going Bad 8 V2 s; \- \3 {( q) P' F; z& i
MGF: Might Go Forward # \1 o6 u+ \/ @
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate $ S/ m/ J- b; ~7 F+ n
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0 ^- }" u* x1 @; S% h3 iMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly + O: Y/ ]' ~$ D! h% F
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 8 S+ p: e. L& v9 e
Most Often Passed At Races 7 o4 M/ k2 a6 h. M
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
/ ~# b- l) o1 G# t# |! X$ ]Move Over People Are Racing - n2 V& x2 j) ]
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
: m: {0 H, r: r! a* `* Q3 [My Old Pig Ain't Running
. \; J6 n5 E' f7 A uMy Only Problems Are Repairs
% ~7 f; `1 w: ?0 P6 xMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 7 Q2 c. x' g) `% M
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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9 a8 g, l9 W! a, L; `: Z* cMUSTANG:
' ^4 a H1 \0 e1 G$ |9 L# B( qMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
# E f) F$ U( N4 Q; |/ {* G% L+ O. GMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 4 C# |9 E" _" `6 A# ?! l% N
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 7 M* N8 x$ O. [ J6 B- H8 Y
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO + G+ s. Q9 b6 m9 F; R
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OLDSMOBILE:
% }. N. V9 f- G$ pOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
7 u. z. ^! s- N; Z X; P2 IOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: ( J& j* T" L- D2 n
Put In Nickel To Operate / G5 d7 Z& i& t$ n
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
1 N: B2 X$ \0 J0 c TPut In New Transmission Often
5 y3 f( k- ~8 q# o W% A/ g4 ?Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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* s* T; j ?8 A& E2 pPONTIAC: ( ?+ _- G+ t; f: f$ ^$ V+ q
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car % p( M9 e& d' I7 A
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac ; h5 J, ~% N+ h7 C. d
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PORSCHE: + s" I2 |! H5 ]! }$ X
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything * \* L. i/ |9 Q3 B( i$ u
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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; y, K8 Q* D# O; _7 }% Q2 ?0 MSend Another Automobile Back
" R3 s1 o% q3 K% k. cSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown / A3 {/ x" ]# D3 T% C& `
Sad Attempt At Beauty
% I- M9 ^2 R2 z: d6 I: Y2 jSorry Auto, Always Broken
3 e* d" Y& S7 D t( s' p( wShape Appears Ass-Backwards 8 h1 [6 O8 Y8 d
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually * j" q2 ]* t" k& ]4 r
4 {( O3 y# h! x; M! {TOYOTA: 2 k' X! ]: d$ K. _( Z2 b. g
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto : A) h( c2 a: m: K
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
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TRIUMPH:
. J! R3 s" d6 q iThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
& l# T0 I& a# ~1 [' A# i5 F: A2 n! ETried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 3 t9 O$ c9 H, I# q
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2 Z# X+ }8 [; E7 ^ Z% n4 VTR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW: % b: X0 P! c6 y2 Z+ ?, I* X
Vintage Wreck q5 d7 \8 f. B0 d) V1 s" a
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