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Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
9 y: I; Y M1 t* i, Q' lAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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6 O! @: i, E) s4 U6 ?AMC:
" v( p5 y+ a P; U- |% g% IAll Makes Combined , e P/ E2 V* N: \" h$ ~
A Major Cost
1 O/ R( n: v7 o' ?) ]) ?A Mutated Car
3 V1 n; p2 g" k* ]: x6 I7 b. `. q% WA Morons Car
0 a/ @6 h M' u& q0 aAnother Major Catastrophe
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All Muscle Car , Z$ V7 N' I$ h% j' D" p
All Most Car 7 |4 R/ e- I7 M, @
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
: e7 j g( J; `Automotive Mental Cruelty 9 \3 B3 t: o+ n$ a( o q" `( y1 C- G
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: c8 C5 Y6 c# k9 j8 w5 MAUDI: 9 `/ P+ u, h# ~2 j3 a$ Q: d+ V
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
3 b; `6 G6 n T9 c! JAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
* W/ o' t$ C+ B% fAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
0 B; F5 o7 X) t2 I% ]) _Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
' W' }5 t3 i" l+ hAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence : G/ e* E5 l$ O0 Q
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. $ C5 M5 X) O/ z5 j# A
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW: ; h) C1 P( X9 A0 j
Big Money Works 8 W2 E% ] k: [ Z
Bought My Wife 2 P" \$ J; g5 \+ Q# N2 j
Brutal Money Waster 4 V* l. G' T. y# ?2 G
Break My Window
' d( | B* r+ o2 F6 a. WBreak My Windshield
& p/ ]( O. _6 k* NBabbling Mechanical Wench
& y) ?( i( {* N! ?( u ]Beastly Monstrous Wonder ; u; c" ?- N; Y& }7 ^
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels / @+ @1 x1 Y- D. L
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder ; b' a" }. j' \% a
Barely Moving Wreck
* v' ^6 F: s/ W ~8 i8 Y- Q! UBig Money Waste , f- @1 M7 o& U D# x0 M8 q3 ^
Big Money. Why? $ g/ ?* [$ G& \' W8 W9 [
Big Money Works $ p4 ?0 g" t9 e, b" ?" D3 w
Born Moderately Wealthy ) O- _# [! f( K t- y( u
Breaks Most Wrenches
$ n6 \2 _. F$ M3 }0 ABring Many Wrenches
: | s0 w& W; x* u" {# ABrings Me Women
4 v& C |) Q) n4 ~" z5 VBrings More Women
- h0 [/ {5 F4 H3 [Broken Money Waster % r, d! y' g: _8 k3 g
Broke My Wallet 6 W( G5 }# c" D( q' G l. L' S
Broken Monstrous Wonder 4 ?& u! C4 A" F. W
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch ( j: y2 z, h; K* m% }
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck # }% [4 a* ?) W; O8 X* }) H$ o7 C
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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0 `. M. |- W% H- x1 w. MBUICK:
3 |" M: S( t9 qBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
8 P; ~! m$ H* ]Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King % A) `: s/ B; V- A$ X8 s( i
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Camaro:
) s2 A: Z' T4 x4 P2 s! YCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 4 L% K" k7 e5 Y
Can't America Make A Real One?
" l7 x! X& B8 G1 K% wChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 7 C: N: a3 c' h# D' @
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET: 5 p8 d6 v4 Q& O5 `% }! Z- e
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
( w. a. E5 @: t4 tCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
, X' Y4 n `) B) r" E0 kCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
- P, e! Z3 \( p5 B2 I8 u5 I2 KConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques ! a- Z/ O% ?" {! W2 W/ ]
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 3 O6 P/ F8 _3 u
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DODGE:
% E3 w+ j* i$ Y, E; ~Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere $ w0 W: K+ ?( y b5 H7 o
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
2 x5 d) c3 H7 X) S! G! ?Dead Old Dog Going East
+ H* d9 ^; m8 l1 I0 F* ^7 Q: Z4 Y/ oDead On Day Guarantee Expires 2 Y+ K6 E/ H! U4 P& _5 Y& @; g; e
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
X. Z$ ?) d6 u5 H5 D! MDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
, s& P' u" H$ T- ?0 H* l/ q8 `Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
8 x+ X' a& _, ]. a, eDear Old Dads Garage Experiment $ X( `" f* Z- {+ X1 B& V7 R' a; z
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 6 D% n* F5 c' B, ]% R6 T8 |6 N
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$ |8 V& ]) i( Y( OEDSEL:
! g4 o9 Z2 `. D) X& G$ q# E+ ?7 \Every Day Something Else Leaks
3 G9 i2 x2 g2 OEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs * u' S+ \0 O3 W; r3 p* d# E) D
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FIAT: 9 n0 E8 l8 w( f3 r3 h
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology o2 o9 W+ |2 l" v H% z, K+ q
Fix It Again, Tony
: ~6 V- m7 \/ h+ rFix It All the Time
, h# P; v5 q* O/ r1 k6 uFound In A Toilet
6 E' p. ?- o# qFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
0 Z# k; s9 }! L9 p' d/ h5 FFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge & O$ j: U9 ]# X/ i y* E. e& b% X
Fix Or Repair Daily
0 t5 A# e; U. Z) j' @. _( CFound On Road Dead ! Z N6 i6 D* a/ R2 x& u' q5 V# Y& X
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
! ~ c- d6 T r. z6 CFirst On Race Day
8 |& I6 S/ `2 F8 uFirst On Recall Day ; F1 {$ D n* H1 `0 _) \9 W
Fabricated Of Refried Dung " a3 {# q& i0 B3 D5 P B
Fails On Rainy Days
5 ^6 {5 U4 x8 z- r' H& n3 e% E/ ~Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
* t. n7 [" q, I+ p# r/ hFatally Obese Redneck Driver
) b- ?% X6 D8 D eFault Of R&D ! t. N) k" u/ K4 K/ }6 L3 |
Finally Obsolete Racing Device + h( K* c" _" a: P& T. a) G1 H& U
Fireball On Rear Denting
- V8 H1 |& O4 f& uFirst On Road to Dump
$ H1 s( n- R( ]2 G$ |" q: ~First On Rust and Deterioration 0 j. q' l. f2 b& C
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
$ Z/ k2 n- v% ]( ]3 vFlipping Over Results in Death ! O/ e' o% ?' o
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
* K9 v3 s% }( K4 r7 ]% w- VFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
# Z/ b) x9 i8 X+ mFoot On Road Decelerates : C2 y) D' F& R8 T& p
Forced On Reluctant Drivers 1 Y' Y$ O8 e" V, s2 O5 O j
Formed Of Rejected DNA 4 ^8 }3 O7 }8 J$ K! T0 h- q" u
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
/ n: `" e Z- K) ~7 Q9 oForward Only; Reverse Defective 7 b/ K+ F& t7 W8 { X
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin v4 \! d C( F/ F0 f9 Y
Fork Over Repair Dough
0 y7 n3 n9 n: qFouled Out Re-done Dodge - p7 E) h$ x5 s- i
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration - g) _8 ]+ l5 A! g" ?: W% M
Free Or Reduced Drastically & j/ {; d4 w; \+ t6 X) r
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
7 ^* u$ u" \6 ^$ X D& FFumes and Odors Readily Detectable ' J% ^5 f Q) f" o
Funny Old Rattling Dump 0 k. s+ E$ p! v
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
. v8 N% s9 E2 l3 E! f1 }$ qFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
1 |4 y$ r8 v& _3 ^+ ?Found Out-Right Dangerous * X* n( X! M( y# y2 e8 z
Future Of Racings Delight
6 U) Z6 z& W: e- P$ E! `& y(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
|8 O, [1 m. F( c2 b8 o8 Z$ g(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 0 T( E6 i! `8 T
LTD:
0 M( b. |1 v7 s! |Lacks Total Dependability
" }, o% k3 ]" v A7 M Z6 \. kLots To Do
3 S% E( S4 Q, R- W" I0 X- nLooses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 5 j3 ], {' A4 X8 x
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GM:
6 L# w7 u5 @ S6 _; yGeneral Maintenance
3 i* `+ f7 ^- F* o, _6 kGreat Mistake
( B" z8 H9 U/ h0 W" mGarbage Motors
) ]; d( A b5 A5 O$ UGenerally Miserable
2 ?- v1 l' b% _$ Q8 j' N- n' lGrossly Misconceived " _( D+ L2 |5 ~4 T# O
Gluteus Maximus
$ X( v: M% a4 u/ V% B3 {3 yGood Money + {3 Y& L0 o [* g/ n
Goofy's Manufacturing # p2 f$ F7 h$ r, s, J0 i& z/ c
Gone Mental 4 |+ O% ^4 x0 y4 i. |
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1 G, |2 I! I4 o! q: u/ @/ mGrief & Misery Combined / }/ Y- W& m. J/ O* g* M; z
Garage Man's Companion * c T4 w- W( b' F* _& E8 A) x
Gotta Mechanic Coming? 2 f8 d4 r7 S( A
Generally Mediocre Cars
; Z3 Z- Z6 h" H5 N0 d; u1 TGet More Chicks $ @ ?0 }6 n' W' c( L2 E" d
Gets Mechanics Crazy
2 j, v; C) c0 G) ?Gods Mechanical Curse ' l6 Q0 b8 C9 G! j
Got More Crap
- [, x( l) F* E# W$ W" O( \2 HGreat Mountain Climber ' t7 b5 n0 S: }2 @* F5 p
Great Motor Car
+ H& x8 H+ A6 K( [! T6 C1 Z6 BGod Made Chevy , D0 s5 |6 b5 K% E a0 |
Good Moron Car 6 k3 c3 Q( q4 ^ U9 Z
Got Mine Cheap ) r Q( [& B* n0 B# I+ ]
Get My Checkbook . }; A& ?: P& s, U4 D4 O
Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO: & n( ]! L+ o" [6 R4 E& _
Gas, Tires, Oil
4 C3 s5 F& ?0 h! \2 i7 Z6 XGet Tools Out
5 m+ y9 y: p- G! kGet To Onramp ; T+ }% P! O1 p4 x5 \! u: [9 \
Good To Own
) ?, C2 u/ v* T) uGet The Others " u' w4 A" F- ?, w& A) W) q( R
Generally Trashed Out , `9 c5 i# r" t; M* x
Good Time Out 2 E( g( M. P/ O7 m! q
Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA:
, ^* s. W: U6 F3 mHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything & g6 ~1 S1 c! W2 G u4 Y/ {2 y) e
Had One Never Did Again
6 F$ B# B0 b# J4 C* vHang On, Not Done Accelerating
3 ^0 c- n X0 t) u% BHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
6 J9 a8 J$ \5 q" M, W2 _Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
+ k/ e8 z5 f5 v1 P8 X' z AHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration ! ?. e. w, @$ \2 a; t
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ! _5 R0 P* M! N9 i
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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Just Eats Every Part , m; ?: N% @6 v, E( d- g1 }' q
Just Empty Every Pocket
, N; W/ G6 d) ^/ j- NJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
+ }$ E1 w. y; l3 w$ }Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
% ~2 f0 o7 t9 w; n b+ FJinxed Engine has Extra Parts & w0 d& s" U8 p
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8 F- H* I9 w4 M6 H- KKick It Around - y$ @) I. c4 b! S! p& u
Kick It Again
6 k0 E+ Z1 h8 H$ f, r6 k$ bKilled In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 5 U# o. G2 F6 N6 a6 ]1 i; f
F0 s' q v; d q' D. R" nMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along $ k+ r' s/ z2 j9 Z+ ^
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Money Guzzler
$ ?. t8 h% X9 y0 w8 n) p- sMostly Garaged 1 r3 k# N5 o2 y4 d* `
Major Goof
4 y' K4 ~' {; {2 |* |6 g4 uMGB: Might Go Backwards
/ H9 h! Y o4 i- J* b# mMGB: Might Go, But . . . + s# V, O2 e6 _- y9 }0 c
MGB: Motor Going Bad
2 [4 Q& H+ u6 k: b! {: MMGF: Might Go Forward " d) o" r' y1 _
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate + }' w1 V2 m R" Y! _2 _# Z
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MOPAR
8 g: C7 g* V% GMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
6 x& D! I4 E6 d- w: j# tMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ! e5 t' h2 ~) K* j: h. \7 G# z
Most Often Passed At Races
3 O/ ^8 p- P: w6 k! E* F0 l2 sMostly Old Parts And Rust * l; O8 } j0 @2 |6 \: Q
Move Over People Are Racing
- t' L! k& d2 [' a# I0 aMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
5 E2 g+ M; _5 w0 gMy Old Pig Ain't Running
3 i0 s1 S% _, L- c+ T5 `7 MMy Only Problems Are Repairs
3 i1 @, n `0 C: ^Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
) G% ^) Z0 A* p. aMore Often Parts Are Replaced - l/ N- ^0 I( P- a/ l
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MUSTANG: 6 u, p0 Y9 W9 C9 ~/ D# i- L# L
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
1 r- @& u; J5 ^. v0 bMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go / L- @3 ?# ?: S w6 {$ l
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
! t* R8 C4 {5 M) l$ ?Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 6 I* ^9 e( q6 s& d: s* R& c
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OLDSMOBILE:
. h7 Q2 n0 p' x( @Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 4 T8 ]& ~2 \: q- s+ h1 M
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 4 N+ T+ D, K. q X. h" X
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8 F3 F* u) M+ ~# y0 FPINTO: ' N: D& g6 e, {8 r8 a& p
Put In Nickel To Operate " {& _9 e% |, m: Y7 ~
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
* K% F1 T! M1 W- N; e& s. \Put In New Transmission Often " o0 T) q+ ~/ A" Q& P8 |* t
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: ) }- H7 V* Z/ D8 ]* }: t2 N- l
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car # l) ^0 f+ X' ?2 Y- u- a8 c0 X
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 4 p4 h. `; x$ R
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PORSCHE: 9 F& }# E7 D3 |9 D( d2 x
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
! J) ~# Y8 d, [2 v5 i( `" \Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: ( J" l0 v' I, A. R" O( @
Send Another Automobile Back
' m% n7 s. p1 tSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 0 B9 y8 T0 V9 @0 {5 _* ~5 N
Sad Attempt At Beauty & V5 _ {) t1 d, S' {
Sorry Auto, Always Broken # w: f8 S7 f% {9 f- A$ Q
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA: 8 Q( `& b8 F2 _+ r
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
, ]' l4 a2 Q% Y% `Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass " x/ Y8 M8 {& b+ D9 V" J: k, }
The One You Ought To Avoid
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# b) M) z5 c, B. _' P8 Z; B' nThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
" p; ~4 C6 w) ~6 v9 _0 W0 wTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required 5 y1 B, L2 A5 u! b U, e
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Vintage Wreck
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