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ACURA:
3 V* Y9 a& m, O& HAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile , X: \6 p! y) H% j/ P
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC:
- ^9 \3 d3 `4 A/ W; S9 \5 A( hAll Makes Combined 4 z' f" M" ]+ m% J% s* q
A Major Cost
f1 O9 W, @ {4 a$ ]0 ?4 \5 ]: nA Mutated Car
8 Q" _' i. G% c1 q! ~- I/ dA Morons Car
# L+ s4 N3 n+ n; g) y6 W# iAnother Major Catastrophe
]7 e I9 n/ c# P0 A1 xA Man's Car
% b( ]7 J( T& Y) l7 O6 FA Miss Conception
* g, z3 A4 G+ x1 wAll Muscle Car
3 G. W9 R9 |0 l% YAll Most Car
@' Y8 d" X) n& G- N8 ?2 [Annoying Mechanics Constantly
7 ?( O' u" s! y" t* j) ^" A. [Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: 7 b6 E: L9 i) w* Q* p! c7 J2 Z$ R
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
4 S* q$ C i3 [' W) o1 X6 s: XAccelerates Under Demonic Influence 1 x- W* G1 p% A
Automobile Under Demonic Influence , s: {/ O- m+ C4 p+ L t) V
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention # c! T G; B @6 v
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
5 M; t8 S" u$ O# P4 K* P& p- mAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
* l( A) |* r) D( D1 z: X! G# yAll Unnecessary Devices Installed : t6 ~9 _- s1 W# z8 ] L1 r, ~
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) @1 H- g+ V" c- o4 g1 ?BMW:
! m' d7 {4 v* e# Q2 {$ LBig Money Works
+ F# w. e. K6 V4 u1 mBought My Wife % d! h( e6 I% I. O
Brutal Money Waster
/ s. F; O2 E, |% yBreak My Window 8 _! s7 l8 h( t; Q; Q* o9 Q0 D
Break My Windshield
& G" r5 c, \6 }; ^6 A5 A6 ]Babbling Mechanical Wench 7 X# \9 V0 b! Q7 }1 T
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
. `% L9 M$ D0 i* T |1 W6 eBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 6 C% h0 X3 K O
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder 5 m! x& }/ }4 U7 {* i O
Barely Moving Wreck
- ?% g7 ], g' V- fBig Money Waste
! e' N7 d9 s( f- T; S0 e6 G* P9 PBig Money. Why? 6 e. Z7 C" I2 l; Z
Big Money Works 0 `, X/ e* B$ m
Born Moderately Wealthy
- H0 k& B' T3 S; Q5 x/ z1 ?. W; R4 ]Breaks Most Wrenches 9 Q" C/ M! N* C; ]8 l
Bring Many Wrenches 3 \; Z A3 v1 k u! H5 f2 i' @0 p1 H+ @+ R
Brings Me Women
7 t3 `9 |( v7 j* EBrings More Women - J% j( H* e- {5 S# y2 F, D% {
Broken Money Waster / K% H% s* c1 C" @8 B
Broke My Wallet & G+ O' S! W1 h* ^& [& j
Broken Monstrous Wonder 3 x! w( F) v- ?- Z
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
/ q. b \& l1 h* WBlasphemous Motorized Wreck - }. a/ A# M2 D& a4 n
Bavarian Manure Wagon ; }' m) K& x$ j0 B7 @8 f) r
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3 f* Z6 R/ p" h/ Z J7 U; YBUICK: " q1 j$ G- d0 m- S1 S p% z( b
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
`3 p! j. F6 j3 UBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King 6 f2 Q% x; ^" T5 U: q
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Camaro: $ q4 I+ \6 u6 C
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
1 S# u9 U8 J. r4 j7 i, sCan't America Make A Real One?
" f8 F2 A' v" K7 G) TChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
[% W/ p% _6 i! D- ]Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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" C2 A. i/ c5 ~* oCHEVROLET:
: R" R) m5 W& w7 y- g1 ~* N- SCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
2 C/ W! w7 @" J6 CCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
3 r8 A" R: y# d% |Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
8 u2 d; T, Z# N7 LConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
; \% k J8 B, Z! UCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 0 U5 P1 `. K; \! u n" P, \4 e4 P) |
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DODGE: 4 _! ^# R) R- r: p" [+ f+ p
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
- d, h* S- Z4 d ?0 fDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
9 e+ c5 Y0 y! Y2 {Dead Old Dog Going East
0 |! S' J8 w5 jDead On Day Guarantee Expires 5 ]9 Y* h5 E, G# P* j0 M. T
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
6 z8 d# L# A: C; _# F- }Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
) H/ J" X6 J: C+ G; @Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 0 M f, x/ b! v l: |7 `( |
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
# F* V) s- _( W$ sDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL: B$ f2 ?$ q% ^# g' [' W+ l
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Every Day Some Engineer Laughs 1 u& [4 h" h+ ]" s2 a
: b" X5 ^/ N. e; s+ k0 MFIAT: . w( @: {6 Y* L: p* G
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
( h8 `9 t6 M1 ^7 iFix It Again, Tony 2 M0 g* k* _# }5 \
Fix It All the Time
: a0 t0 c9 Y% X; B+ N- c4 sFound In A Toilet ( D8 c; y9 P# z/ b& {- [ ~$ ?
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
4 N' Z2 G9 Z5 j. N6 LFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge Q; h% o& E$ }; r( W. N
Fix Or Repair Daily ) O. c! g0 p5 e* k- r' L
Found On Road Dead
" r, M3 z0 P0 {/ lFast Only Rolling Downhill
: b1 N _! n8 _$ f& K/ ^First On Race Day
5 Y9 U! U: X% g) HFirst On Recall Day % b$ S$ k9 R% v
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
6 ]3 b; `. @/ r$ Z: ~Fails On Rainy Days % u) ^0 F! u1 K
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
0 K$ a. H+ H, B9 mFatally Obese Redneck Driver
! Z, G' Z0 z6 t8 }, Q. i. NFault Of R&D
6 ^+ q, @' @& Q# XFinally Obsolete Racing Device 6 j7 S( U! y1 d+ i6 f% |' C
Fireball On Rear Denting : G W& i# x+ `* S
First On Road to Dump # g' N" y$ K7 i5 c* Y, `" J
First On Rust and Deterioration - S3 ^5 M, g& `6 K6 W- Q
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma 9 b% M m- g2 K
Flipping Over Results in Death 6 O0 R% z* L4 W9 x3 k5 ^- u
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
1 X9 y: C+ A9 z5 O/ W# ~% f# HFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
' P# y" G7 e" V+ ~# A; ^Foot On Road Decelerates
6 S! Z) w) Y. xForced On Reluctant Drivers
+ k* x$ H$ {# u& |" V% RFormed Of Rejected DNA * V \2 v+ Y/ i" e4 V0 k- l
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
9 p r% f/ G$ w+ ~Forward Only; Reverse Defective
3 m1 ]! g" a; n/ LForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 2 a4 g9 V8 O( I: w+ ?( J9 x
Fork Over Repair Dough
' N' ^$ e" r: A" C+ G0 YFouled Out Re-done Dodge
0 r, b) b: I- y: I. E. lFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration ; D& |2 y+ P- w7 m
Free Or Reduced Drastically
5 A& k9 p: {3 E. y. q# EFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
" \( z! k% a4 a) W& s- aFumes and Odors Readily Detectable . G l+ K- [1 K8 {
Funny Old Rattling Dump
* l% A9 [8 o" pForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) ' X) l/ C6 V& K4 O, o( q1 r4 ?9 `% g& ~
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA . l8 v* S- w' M5 F. t
Found Out-Right Dangerous & F) y5 c7 @& V) F D+ c
Future Of Racings Delight
* T* Q4 }2 m1 U(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot % O1 H. q2 `) n( D/ L- b( R
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 5 Z7 n- U5 P7 C# m$ Y* \* _
LTD: . _ s" b9 Z2 I. _7 q4 }* f
Lacks Total Dependability $ Z! s9 v: t; v; P4 |! r: [, B
Lots To Do
$ @+ F; c( v( o! B, L5 J4 a8 qLooses Transmissions Daily 2 d. u9 r! Q8 U* f% b
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM: 3 r2 x0 o8 ~, ^# b* X1 F5 z# p
General Maintenance 9 c/ [/ g Y, w; [9 }6 i2 |
Great Mistake
( S( ?% p. `4 MGarbage Motors
- v( t0 X& o7 r) T! KGenerally Miserable
' y( x1 u' H9 p* l \& r4 t/ T/ vGrossly Misconceived
4 A2 X7 `, Q+ F% I: } oGluteus Maximus ) E9 Y/ G3 R' p, G: h7 L" _% N
Good Money
* T+ F% B" m1 gGoofy's Manufacturing $ {* U6 l. D, p- A1 _4 q
Gone Mental
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GMC:
- w, k2 {6 B# q" B5 qGrief & Misery Combined ' `" S% h, ~0 H I& _
Garage Man's Companion
$ ]! b8 r0 a. [ }6 ?Gotta Mechanic Coming? . P! X$ q1 s7 E: J T2 l
Generally Mediocre Cars 7 X: I/ _. n+ s' ~) t9 {: d
Get More Chicks 7 N% {" o+ O/ r! l6 i
Gets Mechanics Crazy $ a: G; n% R! _. }) h/ C; {3 D
Gods Mechanical Curse
: V$ B J: e% a: C; ]Got More Crap
; F; x2 @0 f* XGreat Mountain Climber d! \6 p3 T L3 h3 F/ n; o% f4 S7 G; c
Great Motor Car
- x& W0 p- |+ r# F5 TGod Made Chevy ' x! M. q# z2 L7 T) M
Good Moron Car ) T$ F, k; q d# E
Got Mine Cheap
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Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
- b- S& `( J8 k& f2 U) L2 F( N, ]Gas, Tires, Oil $ b1 n7 [6 w: ]6 t
Get Tools Out
2 n4 b5 w* p9 ?Get To Onramp 3 O8 P+ \( z/ B6 g' x
Good To Own
1 R I3 T, p( K4 ]% o8 x6 y9 Z4 L! OGet The Others 0 d5 F+ h3 l$ R+ g( P
Generally Trashed Out
2 P$ C( w- b) n6 I4 o; fGood Time Out
" r3 ~! _+ t- Q4 l# d* m: jGone To Overdrive * `$ d& c: G! @! \
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HONDA: 2 A" ~0 {2 u M1 H3 r3 G" y
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
/ X0 L0 ]3 I$ C) R1 U6 @2 ~5 OHad One Never Did Again 9 S$ w$ S+ X2 R3 W
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating + S. A8 f3 T) K5 m( J& c+ c
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles N( q' V1 ]' H; Z
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles ) \4 s# l# i7 ?" N" V
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration ! s4 i8 y# ?- b4 j- l
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
3 O/ L5 o/ r6 O% l( w( sPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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& b: Q1 {) S5 }; @HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... O% A6 @ U2 b& M+ ^
3 m& n. W" ~/ r, ?JEEP:
& P# d: N4 Y$ \* x. x; bJust Eats Every Part , f5 {, B+ ?* |
Just Empty Every Pocket
3 Y2 K- G( K6 @0 `* iJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
' d& z. r8 h! A& ?! |% R5 |" XJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes $ t, o& G, G" s& i' ^( U
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA: ` z2 ]; W8 ~$ Y
Kick It Around
* |% M: T, q3 IKick It Again
2 T& a- {1 J# b$ t# wKilled In Action ' z8 Q% Z5 ~9 A/ K% z4 `
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" c0 B- L7 t/ Y lLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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% v; b4 ?$ N' }' G1 D7 O! q5 C+ K gMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along " n! m6 }4 v- W3 T
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" f$ A8 C2 M ^: t5 X5 h2 P+ D- ZMoney Guzzler
( I' b& q. w0 d/ r( cMostly Garaged 9 q) X) e2 |8 P( L1 K) D8 f4 j
Major Goof # a3 J( [* U& _( W, m
MGB: Might Go Backwards ' F! `. T$ v7 i
MGB: Might Go, But . . . + {) ^) H- B% \
MGB: Motor Going Bad $ L: @ [1 [' r& I7 ?/ f
MGF: Might Go Forward ! ^" H8 X* m: D8 j
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9 e9 k/ l/ E% ~! e) W! q, dMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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3 d: F0 T! c5 c% hMOPAR
* O& [( @4 \; i' o1 {( @Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 8 w( m6 p; g( w7 D* z
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 9 a( {% @% P& Q2 K/ F
Most Often Passed At Races # G. M; I) r# ` m7 H. o/ d
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
6 f' g7 @1 F; P& V% pMove Over People Are Racing
0 M; M8 A) r! `& A5 a6 |! `Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
5 G3 C4 i' X& X3 e7 B) h }My Old Pig Ain't Running ( m! H0 u0 i# @2 S
My Only Problems Are Repairs
% D" ~( _* H' I. e8 u3 X5 @0 M7 PMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
( T% F P, I$ p" g) `More Often Parts Are Replaced
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0 j: z3 S1 |! B6 ^MUSTANG: 5 L# e9 L( O+ l& D8 y
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
6 s# ~" W0 [ X- _; yMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
3 Y) y- \2 a0 [* J" i) w; e Z6 t! gMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
. ]* R4 l6 g& V4 Z/ o5 UMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE:
: b6 c" L+ P9 k/ W2 x7 b2 V6 {Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday ) i1 |" r/ v( d+ q, B% X2 b
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment , _3 s2 V( c% Q5 |3 R
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PINTO:
& C8 j, m( A; B( b6 VPut In Nickel To Operate
W6 W: i% M# |( d) a m1 y& oPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
9 \8 H" [# V8 c$ y7 X5 V/ QPut In New Transmission Often
: z3 b+ ?$ E+ ^Pushed In Neutral Too Often " [" A* R5 r# j1 c
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PONTIAC:
8 A4 l% E' R& m; PPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
1 |7 p% _2 _5 tPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 1 a ?; x. i& k% j. _; ]
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5 J. j# V9 B2 `/ x7 j0 t: D3 zPORSCHE:
; a% |: s+ z9 _Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything ; k' S% R' q( T
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: ; h4 @+ y8 U' Q& w
Send Another Automobile Back
2 ^" v% i+ T O+ \6 |4 G/ J. j1 [Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 3 \: _; T8 b+ [. W' z0 r8 f# \) |
Sad Attempt At Beauty ! L# m& |4 k) J9 Z
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
. b. T0 M$ A$ d: m1 `$ ]Shape Appears Ass-Backwards 3 `( }* ^" w h T6 L5 h
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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% J8 X! P: N4 _8 I- k/ fTOYOTA:
' `' F7 d8 M7 `& O" I; V6 \# MToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto - ?' s4 T0 z* ?! e9 i
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass & a0 ?5 H& D! J N; {
The One You Ought To Avoid ! l8 o0 |, g! L& ]# q) h7 P
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This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! " }) ?* F6 z2 h1 ?$ r5 E
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required + {5 X1 z9 Y% o3 Q
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW:
" H" E& l. Z( i5 fVintage Wreck 3 z; z5 G6 X& ]
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