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ACURA:
( R' ~) `% b; y0 ]* BAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
6 w) S; J; [" J# b# H* qAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC: - ~ M9 g6 B2 ]8 G& Y) y. h- B
All Makes Combined 2 R" g* C* O9 ?1 o# j* c6 d) \
A Major Cost ; B- R2 \8 } b4 k1 U
A Mutated Car # S! t6 ] n1 ]- P6 p4 L0 Y
A Morons Car - U; G5 g, g( R7 `. ] w; C! f
Another Major Catastrophe 5 m$ q* [$ W0 \4 i' d
A Man's Car " I% Q3 h7 h# `" ]8 f
A Miss Conception
* H( X3 c' e; X* fAll Muscle Car
( Y5 X6 { M6 Y6 L( VAll Most Car 9 Y. P* T* e0 i/ j2 e
Annoying Mechanics Constantly 8 c2 }# \9 m* W! Q
Automotive Mental Cruelty 0 @5 e& }$ x8 L- w
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AUDI: + }: F& g. l/ X# F" v. `
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
3 |& V9 u r4 X5 ?Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
$ I0 ^" l# x: H( ]Automobile Under Demonic Influence
& x1 R; j$ Q9 T) n( XAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
& V. }, D4 m0 u' CAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence * `' S* A0 E, {0 `
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
3 M: W' v, m) g" w( a+ o+ k7 y4 _% ~All Unnecessary Devices Installed - ?5 K' Z% B$ |1 D
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: R( \) V8 _* N7 k6 @$ T$ [3 qBMW:
8 g" }! U' p' Y% ]# q+ rBig Money Works
- {/ k) E- B2 E0 x* `Bought My Wife 5 J! \& R G# h
Brutal Money Waster 6 ?$ j& t; C2 E6 Y! g' C% K- l
Break My Window 7 p0 ?+ j; d- G1 l! g' x! b
Break My Windshield
- k9 I, Q; l o% z4 @Babbling Mechanical Wench / Z* e* X5 D+ j1 c
Beastly Monstrous Wonder , ?9 M. {6 h' u& `
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 3 f; S- w+ ?" k( n) K
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder * \' p' E; f. k% Q% c8 ]2 x5 r9 ?
Barely Moving Wreck
, Y. C. d3 K1 _. t3 [2 NBig Money Waste |1 m) i, f/ W
Big Money. Why?
1 N0 M; m8 {5 q! F1 K8 lBig Money Works
+ m: S. ?6 @4 o2 M) }Born Moderately Wealthy 7 [5 g1 h! o* p" Q! S5 H0 ^9 j
Breaks Most Wrenches 8 R2 R( ?1 R$ u4 K8 d& x
Bring Many Wrenches
" n( _6 f$ A3 ]: h& I- ~0 ?/ o) LBrings Me Women ! g% x; r& }4 r1 K+ |
Brings More Women
6 `7 Y- X# r/ vBroken Money Waster
0 a% N) h# N5 n, i$ ?! IBroke My Wallet 7 V* S! |0 r0 ^/ L5 J: e
Broken Monstrous Wonder # r4 C% @) r$ z, n1 n9 T6 ?: H
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
% \; E" g" K3 U+ vBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
! o3 n2 J! Z$ e. W; tBavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK:
1 I n4 t2 [& f0 TBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
9 q# | c5 e! Q9 W3 }/ W( OBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro:
9 K! V6 A- j+ F5 j2 sCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
' S8 I5 \# G8 L* g8 u$ Y. jCan't America Make A Real One?
, z; _2 W# B* C3 e4 s# q: t3 pChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often ' }: k% k' m9 t8 D- R
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often 9 u1 |- w9 L. S
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CHEVROLET: , O' t- J; M) _+ E. ~) ]4 W
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
, C8 R# t& K' MCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 7 A( r" b8 D0 w; Y& E
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
7 D# c( M8 F2 }! r `) i1 e+ O+ DConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques 2 a; H9 T- v' r9 E: w% K6 @
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology * b% X5 y0 x4 Q/ _/ t* e5 [. s' D
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DODGE: + Y r0 h5 T' S l! c: B2 t
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere # `- T6 e/ H+ o% y7 v+ W1 _# f
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
, K! R" R6 i1 T& A* iDead Old Dog Going East ( V/ e' u8 @5 _- U$ A! j7 }$ I: }
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
! f, O; _( ]9 F. y* X1 pDead On Delivery, Go Easy
; i# b H4 L% L" I2 { X/ |Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
% ?( n& ^0 g0 S/ J8 E! c9 Y! oDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter ) x3 D- F; T% ?! y3 n! V
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment + ~1 @! V! s( X% L3 h9 S0 t
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 6 Y& \5 p. @* |+ n$ u6 e0 e/ r; b
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EDSEL: ' R/ [ ~/ Y% R m+ w' y% L
Every Day Something Else Leaks ! {5 F& {* o8 G% \: r
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs ' x3 a6 P0 h0 W0 U
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FIAT:
4 {. c; I7 _$ U' m3 d& R- jFailure in Italian Automotive Technology 2 U8 ?/ O; h! I7 U) h4 j
Fix It Again, Tony
' K. Y) y* L6 n2 B6 I7 A. s1 [3 vFix It All the Time
" x7 Z z r# u1 q$ mFound In A Toilet 2 X- K+ A6 e0 V
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD: " |! c& Y4 A" \* ]8 d* ~
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge - o- ?$ C' M4 S$ G9 }- e& {- g3 U
Fix Or Repair Daily . ? K2 s/ }1 @) L( X
Found On Road Dead % ^/ N* c; A2 ?: \3 p, e9 n: I
Fast Only Rolling Downhill . l+ N. \0 g1 S& l) a0 Q
First On Race Day
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Fabricated Of Refried Dung
v) }7 W) S& ^6 G' a4 A/ EFails On Rainy Days
& c6 e! {5 Q, nFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream # x& f0 k+ k& Q& y2 s( S
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver 7 i9 E, t1 Y1 v& ]
Fault Of R&D
]& W' H+ m7 IFinally Obsolete Racing Device a4 D$ C- B, \) e; I/ l& P5 I
Fireball On Rear Denting 1 p0 L, M: d- m4 D0 w8 P6 `6 f3 g
First On Road to Dump
; [9 I5 P* O( dFirst On Rust and Deterioration 2 T6 ?1 p1 O1 ~$ f; Q
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma * v: r) Y" f+ t4 I; C
Flipping Over Results in Death & N3 O/ ?' n- Z
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster % y) W6 ]7 {( A, m: F" ~( e0 ]1 l
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
' W5 G7 f$ l7 h! ]1 |Foot On Road Decelerates
6 e( D+ h6 S6 G0 ^Forced On Reluctant Drivers ( _4 h; V, j+ }0 j6 S4 \
Formed Of Rejected DNA
: E( |3 D: D/ D- U) {9 v+ M" LForwarded Once; Return Denied 7 x6 y. B3 _2 a2 Z4 M6 l
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
& R2 H% }( V( }/ u/ BForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
/ [0 K* U0 I: ]+ g- D f% IFork Over Repair Dough
9 u Q5 z# s, cFouled Out Re-done Dodge
) k2 j8 T0 i9 {7 A8 fFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
. n O* ]( h7 `0 OFree Or Reduced Drastically % E4 q% |% J1 o4 Y+ A" }
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed % [6 f+ _' \2 }8 b9 A& ?
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable ' P' e; T# x0 F
Funny Old Rattling Dump
* M D! B$ B) rForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
8 d, A- j! o) P. wFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
# O; f: o B( O: y3 l* KFound Out-Right Dangerous
8 i( D d4 v4 h/ @2 }4 R1 p& dFuture Of Racings Delight
* b( k4 L- g$ j+ D& n5 s, T(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot ; Y1 H( o7 p4 Q3 G
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords + ^) y. d' d% }+ C$ I# t
LTD: 7 R3 n% w8 @8 n& w
Lacks Total Dependability
/ e3 q0 n" D/ u P5 f! J: vLots To Do
) |5 B0 G" ]" WLooses Transmissions Daily
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* f3 J# s) Z7 b& c9 zGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked + P7 p& r. d& p' [* Q$ d, |
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General Maintenance
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Garbage Motors 0 |% |- c: G/ S' B5 s2 \0 Y# o/ A
Generally Miserable - w3 Q2 [. |3 B: W
Grossly Misconceived
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Good Money & ~/ u! I. J' Q1 a4 X; o
Goofy's Manufacturing , R* R$ v6 {& {5 v' u. ]
Gone Mental . T8 B7 Z' _1 A! o' i% `! i
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Grief & Misery Combined 3 y- }. p" @9 s+ d% Q# K
Garage Man's Companion 2 z* q& X" c& c# o$ l
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
; n, @) i( J8 E/ t& E' |; u4 |1 l0 qGenerally Mediocre Cars " c% d( W4 `2 V) z0 C# V$ l
Get More Chicks
; z8 l+ U4 V0 I% l, {% ?$ o: ] aGets Mechanics Crazy
, I$ ^: I6 A# o- B3 g: {3 I; PGods Mechanical Curse z& e* C7 A. u% C( K, ~
Got More Crap
& m r: M) Y; c% J& SGreat Mountain Climber
3 I# w3 ~; D I O2 O. AGreat Motor Car
5 @6 J" b; N2 j9 ]God Made Chevy
4 w- X% L' q( X4 A* f1 t$ O5 [5 kGood Moron Car
+ }6 s* V8 m5 |/ C8 jGot Mine Cheap
1 g. t3 \* |) R0 m; G2 IGet My Checkbook
- Z! E1 @& @2 t9 ?3 ~% lGone Mad Corp. / R P; f/ }' T9 [$ H
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GTO: . o# I5 D/ ]: d# m+ N) _
Gas, Tires, Oil
( b0 R) @- V+ u8 k4 Q2 ~& eGet Tools Out
9 o8 T- V9 w$ ?/ x w# }$ xGet To Onramp
6 J1 M3 r3 T+ }; m# z s% vGood To Own 1 l* M' o* Z5 `' F
Get The Others + x' P* \5 Z! K) C! {5 W; @9 S
Generally Trashed Out $ }( ?! V/ j( I9 x9 c; ?4 Z5 v
Good Time Out 8 N; _$ S5 P% k; g! v
Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA: 1 k X5 p% F6 o
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
' t) e. i$ v5 Q6 iHad One Never Did Again ' R1 c4 r6 T6 f# ^- f$ Q
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating 7 f* b+ d8 S" [7 D0 L! W
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 7 Y9 F2 P- f& n7 e3 J; u' F) @6 b
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
1 j J+ E/ U9 s6 ]' m ?2 WHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
# u n1 [ q* FHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 6 u2 |% C; f* L+ F# v* ~/ |) p
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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0 t& V V2 p; ] Q" S% ^) vJEEP:
( v: b: t6 l9 ^9 X9 N7 X+ UJust Eats Every Part
& _0 N, _, e9 _0 w6 N# Y, eJust Empty Every Pocket
o, ~8 S' Z9 [3 tJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
) V& O$ w# [5 CJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes - c, w% g, E- b2 \" M* H
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts ' m, }; c* S( A9 `# I8 G# I
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KIA:
! | `: w+ ^$ u, L3 i5 K! X& M$ kKick It Around
1 i6 p) [3 b3 |# @1 f2 @Kick It Again : U: D, Q- u# U. a, \6 |% x
Killed In Action , J9 N/ U( ^# }1 B, C- C- p
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious : s# N% x7 A4 H: u" }& F4 j) I+ Y
1 X4 e2 O0 k% y1 EMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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& f7 c# b& H8 D0 n2 N$ zMoney Guzzler
$ K+ w# I4 \2 YMostly Garaged `9 J- ]; }, l2 q& D
Major Goof
2 [/ D4 q$ X( P- u) G8 WMGB: Might Go Backwards 8 z6 A+ ~ m5 Z
MGB: Might Go, But . . . 1 n7 N2 w, J/ Z! Y
MGB: Motor Going Bad
) d6 o6 N1 U+ j% A7 E9 k0 yMGF: Might Go Forward ! g- `% g, q7 t) n! L. S
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% W7 a: [ r* E9 J& r5 d/ t; u2 \MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR
8 ^/ b" W; l# P. h1 l& i; ~Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
$ X& U3 ]. `- ~, XMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
0 |: f3 v4 R$ G2 X: p2 j: b8 EMost Often Passed At Races . y4 j9 ^* b) C9 k R: D4 K
Mostly Old Parts And Rust + E4 p5 v" Z# J" x/ Q0 y4 l+ b+ M
Move Over People Are Racing
/ f+ J" N5 i# _/ Y1 q5 ]7 SMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
- i% b2 t- d9 V: t& S9 lMy Old Pig Ain't Running / d+ `. m& W. F% E
My Only Problems Are Repairs
7 K J9 a: E1 m3 T# wMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement " J$ c( m+ G: |- p" d
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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, y$ m1 {! E* A* T% a# XMUSTANG:
: E$ O( `& C/ k5 [) o9 u8 R1 d/ uMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good / O/ J- h5 Y1 S2 R, G; B8 u
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
" P- h. S4 L8 ^$ e3 _Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
: E) U8 h) q7 I4 S* ?Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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) Y8 F! n' b, ^9 }+ GOLDSMOBILE: 1 c0 V3 z6 Y( o
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 0 O- C0 e" V8 n" J4 f! j
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 5 ]4 X0 @0 ~0 e w5 K% E, @
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( W$ ?9 N$ T( n# X4 c- EPINTO: ( u+ A {+ D3 z! f* T1 m' K% z- ]( Q
Put In Nickel To Operate
! y/ ?4 e: i" d9 R% V: r2 x+ X) nPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
7 V: g& L$ u1 `( J Q( w) xPut In New Transmission Often & \& z: m% U/ K
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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- X) Y$ j9 Y2 v. z" J {7 @ BPONTIAC: 5 C o& x/ Y+ H0 d- C# d2 n
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
; v* a' A1 o# h' X( B1 U- L0 CPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
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Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB:
& P2 }+ d* `* S& p" OSend Another Automobile Back , K3 r' [ K! g5 `
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
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Sorry Auto, Always Broken % C1 z( l' ~- r# S& j! W6 g
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA: & S* t) Y: a+ s# ^/ X j
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
4 p" ~" {% [" T5 D& [% xTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass ( ~# M- H6 R" N) k6 p) T$ f
The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
[$ s5 ?9 N$ o7 C7 f7 T/ @This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! " F2 x' P( i, s1 _ K
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required $ k# w0 i+ g! _% D8 c+ c
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object e% x+ ?( I! H( R K
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Vintage Wreck , C1 K! b' A9 s/ W$ e) F5 R" b
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