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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 4 y/ j9 z3 g$ c9 H( V; {' X) U- A
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ACURA: & P6 y+ W- S4 k, n- e" F
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile $ D0 v3 w2 q% P! V! r
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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& j$ T# r! s Y, M. S5 r/ r! lAll Makes Combined
( ^! i# T' D6 R, ~2 h1 m2 t! p) ]: j$ C+ tA Major Cost 7 ^% i, d3 n$ U
A Mutated Car
9 z4 Q4 r; @( f4 @" N. }A Morons Car
5 n$ M( p% l K9 q6 M' v) H7 i6 W- w) lAnother Major Catastrophe
' X$ N6 Q3 S" b1 b* uA Man's Car
( I+ q$ }0 `: U. L$ N( NA Miss Conception
: U1 {. O4 |. g }- t2 DAll Muscle Car
9 } E- }8 f9 ]$ AAll Most Car " G* B4 R) @" J0 X
Annoying Mechanics Constantly # C/ y( k' }: ]; v5 f. T( M
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
7 R% X1 N9 Z; d+ ^( [Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 4 m* S0 U+ W* c' u6 h8 M
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
( G6 e \! Y I: l. kAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
+ s" w, s# p7 J8 k' \" qAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence ! I% f" r2 [, {+ X
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
8 M! w" ^8 d# e- T: C0 e1 rAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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7 ?7 p! A+ @* w* ~' u. ]" GBig Money Works
: ]/ {2 _. j3 v" ]" A. L2 {: nBought My Wife ( M' r" J1 ]3 k4 {& \$ W
Brutal Money Waster ) }8 H& m/ X* I" _# w
Break My Window 7 h" f& a3 ?8 Q# A1 P8 P a& q+ c
Break My Windshield 9 b7 g4 S, g+ ? b5 ^0 V
Babbling Mechanical Wench ( W( y" m, N# ^) Y+ Z, {% ~3 F
Beastly Monstrous Wonder 3 [; ?" [) g; y9 f5 W
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 4 Z9 J. C* F/ `7 V
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder 5 G5 @1 O$ }% S& w
Barely Moving Wreck 6 F" o( Z9 l7 n" V, }
Big Money Waste # A5 O/ b1 k* `% E
Big Money. Why? 6 q) Y, @; ~, f9 q
Big Money Works ( K0 D; F% C9 K
Born Moderately Wealthy ! ~1 t0 k; d9 ~) _; E
Breaks Most Wrenches
# Z- s4 Y. h7 x. f& \, yBring Many Wrenches 3 o; g* \) M/ i
Brings Me Women : \/ U! w7 P+ o) Y# D; g
Brings More Women
. h' z7 U5 X/ d6 ?Broken Money Waster
5 |; _ t7 L; ]* ABroke My Wallet ; r. |1 S- k- ?- B. i
Broken Monstrous Wonder ' l o4 E6 J' E3 N" T$ i! D
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch " F& I X& F- e' X5 A
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck / j: z4 Y1 T ^. D# k) x) V ]
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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7 l) ^; x2 c! M* FBUICK:
( O6 `5 Q: ^4 M4 ]5 L3 }$ F2 @Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer J4 r" P: e4 w* V4 J
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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4 o) [+ z2 F0 }% s9 g Y8 \) M2 |8 kCamaro: 4 `0 y( C5 D- Q! o% }3 E' u7 Z
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? . x$ e2 Q6 M8 Z- ^/ J) l, @3 x2 G
Can't America Make A Real One? , R! ?7 _0 O- G& Y3 e; s% o
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
9 c/ E. ]7 z9 |+ V/ g. l$ a5 y& j- OCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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8 Y* j0 t* u6 ACHEVROLET: ; G- H& Q. A* X! x; N$ J( Z
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
0 u+ x! @# b" r( n9 T/ \& i( PCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time . J1 P, K' @# y9 g' N% X! \
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
( h& ^* {8 l5 C" ~) iConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
1 Z7 d: P3 N' f3 }' ], e; j% aCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE:
5 }5 k+ H/ z6 j) ZDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
' _5 j8 Y* j# J _. I0 I3 t) I1 E8 MDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater / p8 ?6 D8 W+ ~6 i' v
Dead Old Dog Going East
7 K7 o8 Y0 `- u- E. T) lDead On Day Guarantee Expires
! f: _- m4 y+ T$ U7 a+ K% VDead On Delivery, Go Easy
6 Y: g: X- X/ Z8 ^! Q9 H0 H }; qDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired / P4 M9 Z' X0 t( H t; q6 i& O. }
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter , V9 z8 d& O) W; i( e( @: A1 \/ p# W
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment 5 M1 U+ R9 W, R6 U* e
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive . l% S' P- D# E+ Y! X
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7 z' B2 Y3 |( }% L, U- [" MEDSEL: ( p/ i) H6 K' V1 w
Every Day Something Else Leaks
! Y. g- e8 E2 I( g c! eEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs + ] y3 g1 D+ O1 C8 S' l
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: S& U& Y) [4 |1 h) o3 h/ Q$ FFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
1 F) ?1 t( t4 |" Z/ n6 ^! VFix It Again, Tony : B* L+ E2 e8 y8 n j% J' u
Fix It All the Time & a% ?; q; D- L2 o* Q
Found In A Toilet + z/ `! A) X9 @' g( j6 g
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
) x, `. z! B2 Z5 K$ y3 VFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
) |0 j- G; m8 u5 S+ v: U. P* ~Fix Or Repair Daily " [6 e9 {$ g! y9 I. U% v7 X X8 U0 A
Found On Road Dead 8 y# {3 B7 V5 z2 J- Y
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
" f0 ]) H- @- P7 `* ZFirst On Race Day . @: A0 q2 S5 R( q8 `5 L! w
First On Recall Day
" z$ m: `$ w5 n# J, J# kFabricated Of Refried Dung / E0 K6 N+ x& e% O1 P& h
Fails On Rainy Days
) Z4 R" H( c; u. ?( \: r1 gFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream % f/ n2 q3 N! W% k
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver ?! \6 h: I# Z1 X
Fault Of R&D
" [- d0 c7 i) Y% ~! f! R" V$ XFinally Obsolete Racing Device
' x7 v8 B' O, |5 k' qFireball On Rear Denting
1 g' a, I9 i ^7 @) c- m# QFirst On Road to Dump
8 M) }6 L3 I6 B4 aFirst On Rust and Deterioration $ W# h9 O* ~* x3 b( O5 T# _- Q
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
+ ]6 M% `6 o% {( U4 f% c3 }Flipping Over Results in Death
. j, z& L7 W/ r) t" YFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
) v* r7 l6 E& T) WFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
$ D, N; B* R: ^: V# z6 `/ YFoot On Road Decelerates
1 z3 c" U& T3 u6 a+ JForced On Reluctant Drivers ! ~! |3 e$ i* a4 S3 N* V3 P. b
Formed Of Rejected DNA , H( A- F1 h+ U. T! ~
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
4 h/ q+ B* u' X9 }2 |( IForward Only; Reverse Defective / |/ }" A5 ]; W* N% L7 B9 B
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin . M7 d- T; T8 v6 \
Fork Over Repair Dough
+ L" k; ?/ J: j' `Fouled Out Re-done Dodge / D i& B1 ^# C- e
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 0 [! T, Y4 N+ F$ V
Free Or Reduced Drastically 1 ^9 c$ e, k! V5 ~3 X
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 4 v+ h, R7 z9 I7 W& S' S
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
; Z3 j/ B0 _$ kFunny Old Rattling Dump
$ @ P/ v; c b2 M0 ~) J6 R) ?Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
6 J" A" }' g; VFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA ) E. j) [) M4 J- L# s( B0 x- U
Found Out-Right Dangerous
# N% m0 B7 h, B# X) m4 [. mFuture Of Racings Delight / p5 {- k! q& ?( ^; g
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot ! B8 U& \ \9 ^
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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6 H6 e3 T( v# O i3 o, _1 \; p+ BLacks Total Dependability
& i2 x+ ?. K( ?' ?: f$ oLots To Do
* R: e7 \3 D" c7 C! z. e) {& @8 uLooses Transmissions Daily
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! W& F6 \( B3 |$ JGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM: ' B$ ?3 h% p" }- Q' p; a3 `6 b
General Maintenance " E% l8 B" u8 m& I2 Z
Great Mistake
$ k0 y, ~, ^5 Y: Y% k* ~% d, rGarbage Motors ' H4 X1 b6 P/ X; |: E( Q
Generally Miserable ( X! R% ~8 n# l
Grossly Misconceived
7 b7 ] e9 b: C3 |0 Q$ }Gluteus Maximus
# x! n0 b4 J) Q1 k% ?Good Money
0 \6 T5 L' F$ J* s+ J2 t$ `5 U+ t- RGoofy's Manufacturing 6 ~# G3 Q8 e0 R8 i
Gone Mental + x$ Y! z( J1 ?8 l7 N. T
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Grief & Misery Combined 9 T ?: Z3 g6 K; K0 w4 C
Garage Man's Companion " Y8 H& |- X8 g' w. o: j
Gotta Mechanic Coming? 2 R* e; [7 Q- A8 \: |1 s* k
Generally Mediocre Cars % E3 B6 p/ T S
Get More Chicks # k4 D8 O* Q- N( w3 O- v2 G. q
Gets Mechanics Crazy
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Got More Crap # O* k$ q) {: U3 o+ l% X
Great Mountain Climber
8 [% `: ~4 B6 NGreat Motor Car
# z& Z: C6 A$ H0 X# lGod Made Chevy
* ~3 b" i# N7 F* h" U+ Q9 }/ eGood Moron Car
2 B, v4 _* S$ l4 I% `Got Mine Cheap
5 m, o0 b! B* ]! m1 HGet My Checkbook 5 [ W9 n' o; Z5 z A$ f
Gone Mad Corp.
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Gas, Tires, Oil ' H. r* z' [6 x, L1 {& ]
Get Tools Out
! W% O0 I8 R @& T( V! bGet To Onramp
# b8 \) G: ~0 k! oGood To Own
/ R9 y4 l. \ [2 X+ U3 a3 M7 p: ?Get The Others
# f4 ^3 a; K! a3 {Generally Trashed Out : _3 C8 ]9 r) R/ N9 i: d
Good Time Out % s8 O8 ^: c( m7 }3 Z
Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA: % a5 b7 B" w0 o
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
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Hang On, Not Done Accelerating * d7 y$ y* J0 E% y5 K' l
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles ) C& l$ a# Y8 W8 ]! Z5 |
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
4 y: H3 Z( r! cHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration n# }& Y! s( R7 W! t
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ' z1 r$ v1 k$ S9 G0 b/ R. p0 h
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes ; G& C: i3 K. l; I
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP:
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! o6 Q+ t \ ]+ v/ f) D4 O/ r. \$ BJust Empty Every Pocket . ^+ K/ V1 H! P/ R7 v8 [ n l' p
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
+ _* X5 l# S9 k2 q* v/ GJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes + J8 y$ O% i1 D# p
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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' `6 M: i$ y7 v9 ?Kick It Around
9 p/ @( E6 P2 ]+ o! B6 ?Kick It Again
, X: s' _2 L3 _# AKilled In Action 9 y3 B$ ?+ J+ F7 h* M3 B
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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]# L, U, T3 b/ r& Z+ E; |MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along # \2 _3 H! A% H; O
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Money Guzzler / }2 d% z$ |# ~5 A0 y0 |& |* @
Mostly Garaged . f* Y- i% U. d0 S& d$ S; o
Major Goof + `# e% I7 N- [! G i/ X& s, f
MGB: Might Go Backwards
# N f. E9 k7 n% QMGB: Might Go, But . . .
8 N6 z( ?! n, X* ^' t4 UMGB: Motor Going Bad
5 P M5 i( r% k T: X: d6 f7 s- g( p5 @MGF: Might Go Forward / T4 C7 Q& ?' v. H& K/ p
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D1 p# {. B6 o. ~& Z. VMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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8 c! l7 }) ~: P% nMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
x) |3 t4 x- f) EMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously # f* C( b3 a2 w+ h
Most Often Passed At Races
' v0 Y, R" o4 Q% q" QMostly Old Parts And Rust
H4 _. r1 ]8 v- U) QMove Over People Are Racing
6 [# I( i3 T, B! F: |' B7 XMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
8 G" h# |( b6 S" }. kMy Old Pig Ain't Running
* T) ]7 M; c }+ ?My Only Problems Are Repairs
! y, U3 }' B4 X( ?, Z2 CMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 5 U+ V( V. i' r/ a( Y8 |
More Often Parts Are Replaced # i# j8 `/ W* r+ F8 v
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4 M5 Z, C' ^2 a1 ?1 W) lMUSTANG:
7 {4 c; N; Y7 M( T- tMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
/ k. J; E- C! W8 IMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 1 D& ^2 H Z9 w2 s3 p* z
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go " O5 N6 I1 w3 l+ N
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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9 L' I# }! z" u2 \9 J" HOLDSMOBILE: T+ f; Y. g! h" O: a y3 y) M
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday - M$ I% A/ ^* U, T
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment # M5 j7 X! e4 w* t; o% X, I
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4 A! X N) Z& B3 H& ]- A7 g7 M" bPut In Nickel To Operate 8 S$ |! Z- F' M5 {) c
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
5 ^& V( j0 s! R6 Z% b5 A: e( vPut In New Transmission Often $ {. {# v: k' {9 z# a; u
Pushed In Neutral Too Often 8 W. x, E! t, o f3 C
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PONTIAC:
/ s' N* i" P& V9 Z1 oPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 6 J( y0 s' k B! J
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac ; X/ n( N/ f, \) ?
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PORSCHE: : G" k) I; ^8 V1 b) Q
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
8 B/ J( Z% j- u) lPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough % j9 X( Q% Z* W: }
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SAAB: $ P4 v. C* P/ N4 X- @# V2 z1 q* \
Send Another Automobile Back
% _; h. @- t5 Y1 V$ J7 sSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
$ a4 r& h4 Z' V( T3 n6 LSad Attempt At Beauty : ?- Y: ?9 I8 G. b
Sorry Auto, Always Broken + M; Q! D- i1 N7 _/ t- f E; m0 {
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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2 P& K! L* W; x4 [7 `% fSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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5 k K5 w. }( L+ Y, w' f: nToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
, z$ p6 ~8 s% A1 m" WTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass ) d( T" J6 ]& \6 y
The One You Ought To Avoid
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7 }4 c2 g" z1 h1 X/ H7 }3 ]( ZThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! * l; d8 w, O% x7 c2 O5 `
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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' s5 |, K3 s2 S" q5 | FTR: Tools Required 7 q; q J, V" W$ D* o' Y1 [9 Q
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object ; m- L' D; o' X. i. q9 F o' m
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Vintage Wreck 7 `2 `8 Y6 l0 H4 D
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