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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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. l8 m$ F+ _: ?2 i8 r F x( x0 fACURA:
' `5 |8 @6 K8 f4 Y! `/ j* k6 o9 w4 `Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
5 \ r) v% D; P+ Q- h3 z6 ^Asia's Curse Upon Rural America 4 C5 C! i& Y2 _! v+ y! u; F# T. e5 b
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$ s' C% n, F# TAMC: $ ^ O/ D! ^6 L
All Makes Combined : F6 p* E5 ]3 f
A Major Cost
: f$ }) ~# y9 a) Q9 t& f4 \: bA Mutated Car W. e* F0 P3 m; P7 E
A Morons Car + a/ m5 j; j$ p& G7 c
Another Major Catastrophe 8 f6 ~6 `9 s4 a9 K
A Man's Car ! A% [8 y1 u5 |5 M# u6 Z& }) Z
A Miss Conception 4 o8 ?- i6 W# V8 i; x
All Muscle Car
8 I! i- h \' i& y* {* C7 ^! Z) zAll Most Car
0 t+ {+ Y( K8 o" w# KAnnoying Mechanics Constantly 0 E( W! g- m- v" B
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
& C' K- V% G6 ^( x% I7 mAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
, v! _( m) G! P9 A/ g2 l* LAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
+ m5 l& w4 l; @4 X/ t6 N: PAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention 4 m9 h* o! p' Q+ a
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
1 V2 u$ p* K g# T- i) N: eAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
% G( v" \9 R/ C `All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
0 y/ {/ ?& b: Z/ d4 b# P& pBig Money Works
# s4 Q! A! I. b' R3 W& _Bought My Wife
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- w1 j1 R3 E6 x) ~6 rBreak My Window
' N% f3 f* g" ~Break My Windshield
* J; T$ p. n; p! K1 `Babbling Mechanical Wench 0 t: u8 b. K8 j2 J* d+ g, w
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
( H1 _7 S5 i J( L; tBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
3 M5 \7 f9 v$ D- RBeautiful Mechanical Wonder 1 u" R v# h: I/ V+ c. ]0 r
Barely Moving Wreck
% s3 o! \+ W a! q1 p; @4 pBig Money Waste
. R! a. {- F9 A6 r- \2 dBig Money. Why? ( ^ z W7 [/ U! w3 x
Big Money Works
7 K3 q' S7 ~7 \4 E3 FBorn Moderately Wealthy 2 J- j9 s" E, R/ g. b+ O
Breaks Most Wrenches ' G% ^% H' i5 W5 U p. Q- \% j" N* G! \
Bring Many Wrenches
8 h4 r2 n# S' z5 CBrings Me Women
' |6 M3 m1 T8 H" }. e/ m7 kBrings More Women
: h+ k5 X* S* L( YBroken Money Waster
& \+ i6 ^" }, a. i, E8 XBroke My Wallet
, l1 G- K, d+ {0 pBroken Monstrous Wonder 3 N# u' G' c! _6 q v
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch % z* B' q6 p* z0 h1 \0 F
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
( w/ }4 v1 C( Z4 z Y! zBavarian Manure Wagon ; M# t( W F4 r) n# u( i
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BUICK:
, O/ o: _+ ~1 ^2 Y* J" d# ^, ABig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 2 ]7 T: W( m' I7 f. O- n# h2 ^
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King : f& N( s5 H4 R$ \' G9 ^) K* ]1 U& M0 N
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' z* L) j' L9 F. t9 RCamaro:
! N. o- O: j# i/ V/ OCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
( [! G: M, F _8 L7 U' KCan't America Make A Real One?
/ s- T- d b) u, fChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
+ ~$ ^2 U( z0 o% |Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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! v* X' J7 W$ F1 @2 ZCHEVROLET:
9 W" c8 A- a+ [& r% mCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips ! ^$ |* ^/ Z/ L& `" ?+ U
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
( [6 t7 h% _! V+ h' E: @Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 2 P' ?$ [1 f D# R* o# [
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques : }9 o; u( d- u1 k' q
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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' H5 C& l* A# q3 {& \DODGE:
* @. x( T1 Q) u) h" r' A: M: j, fDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere - ]9 c! R% L: l/ u$ i' U8 k N2 t5 v: k
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater ?3 ]. ^! ]+ N( n
Dead Old Dog Going East
% s6 H( w0 P6 k+ I% } T, [+ nDead On Day Guarantee Expires
# C' N( K0 f0 J2 ? NDead On Delivery, Go Easy
; r0 E8 t* H- i; Z/ i5 c& l7 KDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired $ P" U% Y. u: k
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter ; n; r5 P, v" V- v5 a! G5 B
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
5 W# `+ L3 p- V8 D jDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive , D/ ?; K2 V% k0 F4 e8 e
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Every Day Something Else Leaks
! C' {- H E' S- N! }Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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! f; i% S: ~7 ~" F& C$ X% MFIAT:
/ P8 l% x, O/ gFailure in Italian Automotive Technology ( q4 ?' R- H/ r+ m3 X( k l
Fix It Again, Tony
+ _1 h8 c! Q* G @5 u3 }* w' L; z$ [Fix It All the Time
j: [0 ~; X6 l$ }- ^$ k+ nFound In A Toilet # P H6 D8 Z Q) ~7 z( C
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation ! {0 k* d5 Y; K1 X" T+ c* Z
5 x8 C+ I/ N$ D7 u9 `FORD:
7 q+ N7 g4 S/ H O( p' Z% N, xFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 1 Y& U- w* w2 U6 s) Z8 v
Fix Or Repair Daily
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First On Race Day ! n6 E: K* z$ q- D% E
First On Recall Day
3 M$ t" ] D8 {; d+ w4 t: D# FFabricated Of Refried Dung ) h# Y; M* U) O
Fails On Rainy Days ! X$ |2 Y c3 d+ h) m6 I
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream * M. u3 C6 f/ I' a% X
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver 0 x$ D3 L+ K7 R! W/ b
Fault Of R&D
0 N* L! ?& |" s$ OFinally Obsolete Racing Device . v; Q: m9 P |! Z
Fireball On Rear Denting
" d; o: i. b u: R$ f" D! vFirst On Road to Dump
6 m! s/ x+ g! p RFirst On Rust and Deterioration + Y* }/ q1 o, g1 X
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma ( E. V7 j; H$ G: i3 a
Flipping Over Results in Death
1 i- |2 b# V% f' H9 \5 hFlipped Over Roadside Disaster & I0 P% W- o% ]2 l5 f! P
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled : g+ \% d' M1 A
Foot On Road Decelerates
* O8 m/ T! Y) ~3 V0 L+ qForced On Reluctant Drivers ' M4 U; K' v: D/ ]% {7 G. U; ^6 Z5 t
Formed Of Rejected DNA 2 W7 Y8 W& ]# V6 t( }7 N* [, {7 `
Forwarded Once; Return Denied 1 {5 R: @8 h$ x0 ~* v
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
7 X# k3 k' M1 l( d- ~9 V4 uForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 8 U M7 Z. ^+ v2 d3 M
Fork Over Repair Dough
: h) i$ U1 ] l! i3 i- xFouled Out Re-done Dodge
+ j, y( G0 e' G' K' O! w( G* }Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 3 Z# s- p0 e1 ?7 T& h( J1 ~2 l9 R
Free Or Reduced Drastically 1 J( }" {3 k- C# e9 M
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
0 F, X6 o9 }' G$ x, ?. QFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
1 k- l0 P" f5 M* l V) JFunny Old Rattling Dump * ^5 J- C6 K+ s Y; |
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
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Found Out-Right Dangerous
. V# h3 A' A6 B: h" vFuture Of Racings Delight x% T& v$ R6 O- I& F( ]
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
# j C% @2 c- z6 X(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords }6 U* C. M. A/ e, Q; t4 L7 l
LTD:
) S3 ? J0 Y4 J1 JLacks Total Dependability
7 x4 ^: Z# v" K+ _, `! c4 ?Lots To Do - `( c w) c/ C& {* ^* b4 E" X
Looses Transmissions Daily
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% }( t$ J3 n c, r- q& Q* ?1 oGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 0 C, |2 A9 B1 o
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4 r9 L% q1 G8 eGeneral Maintenance
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Garbage Motors
, p6 R# p0 g9 q+ x( a3 KGenerally Miserable , p+ O8 O8 x+ \; c- R9 N
Grossly Misconceived 0 z- q: A2 G: u9 y
Gluteus Maximus
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Goofy's Manufacturing
. v5 |/ x& l1 U$ j7 X5 EGone Mental
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GMC:
T! m# e- H3 o& uGrief & Misery Combined # O0 {2 f, s; j8 }2 k1 X
Garage Man's Companion
8 e! R+ R+ f9 g3 R6 xGotta Mechanic Coming? 8 o y! ^" H; {. x; M
Generally Mediocre Cars
& G6 _$ q% \7 W2 Q7 V5 dGet More Chicks
3 Z! L- A7 ~; v" ]( YGets Mechanics Crazy
7 `$ y/ P9 k. T0 P% hGods Mechanical Curse 2 ^+ u7 b s2 T' {$ s& J& A9 [+ c
Got More Crap
8 Z7 n" p' H4 G* q* R$ vGreat Mountain Climber 8 |) P6 o+ z" {3 M3 k5 i: ^8 B" {
Great Motor Car 8 y8 s) l2 z! A; ?# B
God Made Chevy
9 K: X- G6 {' g. c& pGood Moron Car
- d5 p/ v6 X' R7 a6 C0 B9 xGot Mine Cheap
; T$ l0 {5 g7 V" Q3 MGet My Checkbook & Z! c3 [: l$ c* o- u- V- f4 q
Gone Mad Corp. D1 y0 E- i4 `* @9 Q$ H( ^ t4 l
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Gas, Tires, Oil
0 j( O, P) W+ r/ gGet Tools Out
) ]' V+ L. o. ^Get To Onramp
# f8 ]* f3 |3 U. j: F7 D4 a9 bGood To Own $ T$ O( ^2 A! P/ ~
Get The Others
6 r- N4 A6 H, h: K+ n# @Generally Trashed Out
4 |/ j6 q- M y3 }8 ]: Q# k" _Good Time Out & \1 s/ `' Y! z U, U; a
Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA: 4 {$ I: x2 e2 u P8 ~2 T( |
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything - y0 w3 C9 n; Q% x& V5 U
Had One Never Did Again ' A: P9 \9 } `( {+ D
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
; Q5 n# ^, n) [. Y; i% fHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
- o- P9 S& z: ]Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
4 ^+ K8 h c1 h7 c# mHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration 8 V/ N7 K4 @& R4 j3 Z8 Y" `5 s. k
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ( B% N# O' O) x0 C: D
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes . D r- @+ p. l& q( Q* Q/ Y
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`& M0 Q2 Z: [) I& |5 uHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... " c* {) s' K2 o Q* A$ E0 x; D
5 _+ B$ {7 R. O2 W1 Y) {; dJEEP: ! @7 V5 D& C) u% U2 J
Just Eats Every Part
5 D% \: j1 p4 ^! l+ B0 e8 @& sJust Empty Every Pocket
2 L+ C4 ~* f$ v' DJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
+ O1 `" ^. B0 G! cJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 4 h) U/ ?- O- a7 g6 h9 ?! P
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around
, G. f* D5 J9 R4 f0 ~5 K% L# gKick It Again
y, E0 T) G8 S4 sKilled In Action
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" T! I, k+ z; O0 H1 ]% W; K% FLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along u4 z4 L3 ~8 R9 _ ]8 ~( q
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Money Guzzler
# m# [* i4 ?" j5 Z% ]) p, o" |7 {Mostly Garaged
( [4 N9 r, r3 I4 t7 }2 E% KMajor Goof
$ D5 e2 V+ {. |0 A) K3 R. a% FMGB: Might Go Backwards 9 X; Y' B0 L3 O' {! P' M8 E
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
" K# W+ d& J8 v7 i2 [$ s: {MGB: Motor Going Bad
& m# O% h/ I$ i# f0 oMGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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- g6 ]# }7 G. c, Y: TMOPAR * W7 }7 D1 q3 P* Q2 P
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 9 V' W, Z: N2 D4 q
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously : _( g( u- Y* i" z/ ^, ~, y) |
Most Often Passed At Races
( @$ f3 \5 u. YMostly Old Parts And Rust ! r9 m+ R( x7 U9 G2 Y- @, p
Move Over People Are Racing / C$ {9 _9 U9 C2 k1 @. F
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 0 n; E X+ q( _
My Old Pig Ain't Running
/ {0 w+ s1 i3 G. |2 oMy Only Problems Are Repairs
9 V. V% K5 {8 Z$ B; E- ~ AMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement ' U9 z/ [ x$ J; _8 U- M! f
More Often Parts Are Replaced " {8 v' H9 O8 U; a& V
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MUSTANG:
1 ?" M f, q- f! mMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
6 f) |' M3 P+ z& NMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
$ v, `# ^- m+ L3 c/ z1 z0 t# TMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 4 R4 G$ z. N2 }
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO - N1 I' Z. j! z9 R. p V
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OLDSMOBILE: 0 {6 k- q3 f. ], U- Y- J
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
# ?, q* ?9 B9 v) R2 A7 r/ }# aOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: " i' B$ Y; e- \! c2 ^
Put In Nickel To Operate , i/ j" {2 W" B7 C, N
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ! W O$ B0 t4 ?8 T
Put In New Transmission Often
% E+ I( O! K" {9 w; O2 a2 BPushed In Neutral Too Often % A/ B& V w, e9 y" P/ e& G: h/ a
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PONTIAC:
% k/ x( S/ C7 E# J3 k. L1 u% VPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
# c) t! d3 V, H& S! ^Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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: |# O$ f. E6 O# N# j% ePORSCHE: # y/ g$ J, ^3 t
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
! e; X, o; w% J: r7 A3 IPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 8 c) z1 M8 s2 E. n
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SAAB:
, N1 P8 B$ c( }: M" `6 b ASend Another Automobile Back
& M( Y% |4 i$ hSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
! w8 E, _+ U. s# P2 b' X% a9 nSad Attempt At Beauty 5 C: @# a1 j: w& @$ ?6 S% B' s
Sorry Auto, Always Broken # F- P. l D6 |* A
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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7 v8 Y3 k% V& g0 ?! uToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
+ U- Z2 y: j/ a4 y' UTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass + F$ L7 x( b1 E( z3 }( T8 b
The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH: 1 b4 ?( l2 W U Z* }, C. t/ u. v
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
! S5 B/ N' o8 {2 j( Y4 H3 ZTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! : R3 z' H/ k- j; q* L2 z( {
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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