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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with. q$ ], K, Q4 H1 O: Z$ t
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the! K: c a2 I; @1 }0 P) S# R1 g
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
9 p+ H3 ^1 s x: ^ U0 M- tWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'* }5 N- ]) Z$ `% B! ]7 f- j
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they2 W- J" K3 k9 F2 [+ L% O/ p
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
+ ^! e* B# C8 M4 Cthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' o, e! ?) a" O. @2 p
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
, M! H+ S* |& V9 M$ Lcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
; I' B2 L2 E% e: i! G, r9 qshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
