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Walmart greeter

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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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; O$ P6 J' @+ P4 X9 { The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to& O2 N2 X( K  n
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'' t( P. }4 }3 h: i1 K: ^/ W# V$ c6 e
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
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think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just/ V; Y, B& _/ g. k. t
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:51 | 显示全部楼层
for the greeter!
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发表于 2008-5-10 09:22 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈~
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发表于 2008-5-11 23:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-5-12 13:39 | 显示全部楼层
Really good joke.
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发表于 2008-5-12 14:16 | 显示全部楼层
Clever greeter
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