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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with5 r: y( V9 q3 f" Z @
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the7 j2 ]" u( Q* b
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
( s, a7 k- ~; {+ V. Z/ ]Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
8 q* B3 O! [: b5 x' S6 [' T' \7 o The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
5 ~# e- l- L3 tain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you* k* f. c) ^$ j M1 ] O: P5 v( Y
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'0 d# ~4 h$ j% o- b# w
) ^5 ^2 Y4 i+ m9 f: l1 k 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just6 j6 p( B g. _6 I
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
; s8 Z! p5 G: e, C# M" ~" f+ nshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
