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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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entrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
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+ B, `9 h$ r1 G0 j5 d: O2 ] The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
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think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'1 r# e |3 p+ m/ |/ @" }, n
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just9 w/ M6 Z1 ^' b$ v" ~5 @# |" K) b* k
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for* W/ B, `% K1 u2 \/ Z- _) j
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
