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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
+ l0 K w+ ^1 s! |. eher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
9 I. u( _% ~; y) zentrance.
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$ w+ p3 x$ K$ w. F The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
& j6 U# o. N+ l& ^Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'$ d8 O) p" X: i; G) K
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
]0 W4 p3 d7 p, eain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you* t8 Q. E+ o* q R
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
2 T1 |8 ^8 I5 Acouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for3 ?/ E+ Y$ C! L4 ?
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
