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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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entrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
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The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they, }$ D6 a R6 `( U
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
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couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for- f! G0 Q4 k$ F) f
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
