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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with$ K4 N% W! r& Z/ w- C; Y. a
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the: @; }4 U+ \' s% V$ H
entrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
3 l( {7 y+ L2 a9 uWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?': Y, D. R3 Z4 L
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
8 R2 E4 i% g5 T/ W' Lain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you7 N9 a m, r q4 j1 n" m* ~
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'5 A7 z. S9 ]; K! H( w
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
' o( z3 h6 P: `/ f* Ocouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
$ o6 V, g# \$ Y% {% E5 p" Jshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
