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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with+ n- w9 T' ^7 S0 `: y1 v
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the0 j3 M( Z" m7 `; V/ F
entrance.2 T# o# P8 F; t8 K% z- s. V, ?
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
- R( C/ V2 Q+ X" `1 oWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'8 | h' z2 N; l, q' l: r) J: W* x
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
1 f/ f: y6 z( Z3 w, oain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you& i* j3 S) B/ b" b; i
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'- f+ x* J% p: h C1 E3 ~0 _
6 _( \, o4 u7 M" S( Z3 p 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
8 K. n6 T' q- M4 M9 Icouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for# i$ V# A! O5 t- c( S
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
