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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
3 Z5 R( z, h- m% A6 {her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
, p9 R. p3 p# ?# j7 S, uWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
. H/ \; V6 \; R6 ` The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
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think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'. U' o$ M6 b) B' J) P3 C: t
# ~' Q, u( Y/ ~! t7 I 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
! B# I5 R( w* I$ x2 w) k% ucouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for$ a! i0 C9 K! G$ |, V
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
