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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with& `$ ^1 J. h+ |$ p) @
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to/ b: A) Y! i }# {8 R! J% Q. l- {
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
2 G ^+ K3 }+ }6 M The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they; p% r6 k$ A7 r E5 S6 ~
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you E, O. }1 k0 x5 v( j2 R, w
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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9 E6 R' h# ?5 A4 E1 E: m 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
$ y8 j+ X9 q/ E- x, Icouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
9 i2 f$ y7 a# O7 {% ashopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
