Walmart greeter

秋染红叶

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
% K2 T" u1 ]( P3 ^her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
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1 x8 X) ?0 H5 ^0 e3 { The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
2 r: o% `* i9 H& @5 `Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
8 h1 c& i+ h" [- F0 a& O8 X) W2 Q- Z, q2 m The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
% {2 {. q/ W/ s, J0 bain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
7 P' m& o( n; `# u6 ethink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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9 N+ |' I5 z6 ?7 a+ D7 V" L- M 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
  ^& I5 J" w4 j: ?7 }couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
. m: `8 O& w% X: H( n6 K( Xshopping at Wal-Mart.'

巴山

for the greeter!

織紗千影

哈哈~

CANDYMAN

Dumber

Really good joke.

sweetspot

Clever greeter