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Believe it or not.
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in it;
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Mr. in it;
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Madam has: M! M* i4 b+ ?) ?- E1 G
Adam in it;
' X U' g$ w: W3 r& m/ k. o; e" ]No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the
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Why?
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME8 \- S* H7 M/ b5 L0 R
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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/ y1 J( L; J0 }. [0 N0 N+ zI never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with1 s( L8 `" }+ ~; W/ q0 T! S2 C
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MEN opause( ]& w3 p1 u. [- s, g
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a
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HISterectomy.
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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.$ f) j- z4 B3 M! ?0 b, L0 N
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them + A- b- @; X* s. w n5 c( M. P; ~
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....1 v. Z% a/ B* z
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