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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.
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Man
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in it;
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Female has
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Male
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She has
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Madam has0 W/ R8 g6 F+ E; y" Z% o9 K: [: `( q9 m
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No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the& e8 i3 Y% x+ \
legs of a woman.... ' H$ D1 u! K: e% P* P
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0 n! m# P& c2 O2 [7 Y2 H1 SBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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& n6 f) V( g$ r" t( u$ oOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?  
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& C( O* i0 X0 s8 \MEN tal illness
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MEN strual cramps2 o% h) b0 \8 A1 y  n
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MEN tal breakdown
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a
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terectomy.
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. o1 M$ V) R" Z- A& qSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.4 j' O  r+ I* ]  P. s6 L' D
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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发表于 2008-5-13 17:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2008-5-14 11:11 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-14 19:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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