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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Woman has" z) i9 w. k7 h3 x5 l3 m
Man
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in it;
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Mr. in it;
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Male
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in it;
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No wonder men always want to be inside women!

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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the7 {) _+ H. h; m! c
legs of a woman.... 0 k; p2 N5 ?/ B' A! E& S0 a$ }
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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0 b4 I, g1 X" ^. b% pOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...4 y. P6 ?1 X7 ~7 L4 ?- R$ |( t! u
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I never looked at it this way before:

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9 n7 J3 _  C% `, \! c% W% dEver notice how all of women's problems start with2 N* _+ `  @$ z! l3 u
MEN?    u1 `$ D( r1 y- F" ~
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MEN strual cramps
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MEN tal breakdown$ h; s( i! Q; T( I, L! l

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GUY necologist5 J% T. F) \/ F4 ]1 y6 J

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When we have REAL trouble, it's a
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terectomy.
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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them
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1 n- k' X1 `% v4 C( v% y, [Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....  ?6 `4 s: W) l: k/ k# M$ G( G5 d
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发表于 2008-5-13 17:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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