Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
0 d- M$ ^  t  aIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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/ f# Z3 j* C; e* l8 X" x9 C! W& c( C3 rIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
9 j- m& _4 f- f/ bIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
/ _0 {* k0 V$ \0 I( x0 e) n( hIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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6 a! E6 y1 I7 V4 y, PIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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% a6 t  E$ V" _- SIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
0 \8 f( k1 P+ z1 R& o0 dIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
; M, p2 h& t2 lIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~