Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
) K/ |& Y: g+ N' j2 ^If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
% V( Y: S  s2 t" G: c* ~If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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1 D& o! [* i. D! X, {/ c" Y8 ^If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
& Z: T& v9 ^& _0 i9 RIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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; O1 O# e1 h$ ~5 g, R: J6 EIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
, \+ }' ]" }3 M4 _+ FIf you don't, you're a slob.
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8 L7 S2 @+ o) C1 z$ kIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
8 ^. g; K, ?3 ^: M$ RIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~