Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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0 _' _  ^/ G1 E* U! p/ mIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
/ m1 Z. f, D2 z. s. j  N, AIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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* R% j* u: `5 u: T4 D7 h+ N: B* x/ J& jIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
% Z& ?* V2 Y1 J) _% [If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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+ g3 X9 l' y: w# P6 s6 [# V) G; qIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
4 Z* n# o! T. |. P9 v8 EIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
2 j; \+ t: w- c4 e# vIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
8 r- w$ T  y  J0 @3 kIf you don't, you're a slob.

4 y0 C) e* Z+ w' v  \If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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" d1 G( F  b, c/ \% g# IIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
( F9 w5 p. y4 [4 k8 PIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

9 y% z9 r# t  h# C+ G' W/ oIf she has a headache, she's tired.
, r/ n4 `' N# y6 DIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~