Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
, I. x9 B6 K- b0 B, S6 i/ a) u/ O2 jIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
+ n3 e& W0 ^. S! H" QIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
2 Q5 @. N3 F! m1 CIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

% f8 \$ q! ]6 y* |0 gIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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7 X/ E4 u; L0 J. V% t' OIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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  X  _% u$ W1 }" Y! W& lIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 p; f4 T9 K+ J* E$ {9 H* _If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
7 }3 W" l$ z7 N$ jIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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& d" |+ N( s7 H  ~3 |; S+ {, mIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
# D5 K$ y1 t2 V, o. H3 DIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

+ z* W) U2 V' c. R' B- A6 t2 FIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
- i& b( Q; P% S; A# ]/ D( B. nfeeling sorry for the guys~