Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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2 i. I" E6 q$ c) o& b8 c( FIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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2 t' G3 v4 u2 T9 r6 GIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
4 V% v7 z! x/ w* V3 m$ ]If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

' u9 J4 x) v9 s1 OIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

- D* U/ ~1 E$ i& Y6 qIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
: j( d6 I7 P' |8 b7 p! WIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
2 V9 J6 i/ q' G2 d- r8 ZIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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' ~6 }' P- M+ `; uIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
. v0 d1 Q* ^5 o- V1 BIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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* M) p" h1 k; D3 p3 dIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
) w; r4 z) t7 m# t) zfeeling sorry for the guys~