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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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r# b* h9 T) ]$ p7 v2 w# @If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.7 }8 N- |! q* I( {4 Y) F8 u; {1 q
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.6 r1 a( Y; b' i o% Z- S V
8 |( P# d5 ?1 I3 s5 P tIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.4 |) H8 ^* e1 f8 D
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
! O; I6 w- t$ lIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.; }, H# o* q1 e5 n& _
! E" F: u2 I- d- S- L0 `# OIf you cry, you're a wimp.
+ [' k( M! U* u% qIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.8 `# M+ C8 U; t1 D8 q/ V7 e
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.; x/ j/ w/ e% w9 R. N
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
7 j! Q p4 }- K+ A; J( TIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. |6 A/ |# F! W! m) i. `
If you don't, you're a slob.8 u+ [! J' p( c! ]9 x, }
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
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- Q3 V2 u0 w m5 {! _, g9 PIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
4 i' w- S' M7 ^/ c" B3 q: mIf you're not, you're not ambitious.. q5 T! s0 Q3 y( V8 K, d! q4 |
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
% W" d1 G+ C m4 a6 ^If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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