Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
( l3 p5 {& y: E  Y. g3 k7 f; }5 fIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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0 {! w+ o: ^5 P, v# _/ W6 `If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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; v' x; i' X4 w8 c" Q! N/ zIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
5 L! C$ a) g+ `  D$ jIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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9 @" j, O/ A: S& U) F8 HIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
) u$ ^0 ]. H3 c$ ~If you don't, you're insensitive.
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8 q$ i4 I/ f8 G: t* ~  S+ ^If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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  j( F; A, ~" Y* WIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
+ V, x, L( u  c! ?5 p4 w; j1 |If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
0 U; t) j2 I& Z5 j. g2 z# IIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
+ D. x+ m9 M, V9 [3 ~0 zIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~