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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.& T! G1 h; H h, R' V9 X
8 ^9 ~+ G8 X& R% F+ A& _If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
, Y( U4 T L! J: X2 W- a7 SIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
; Y# r" J2 A9 r6 [If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
% P; S1 t( ]! dIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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* Z$ Y" q; m6 G gIf you cry, you're a wimp.
; |7 G; @, Q/ }/ U& J0 RIf you don't, you're insensitive.; s! E) L, O, g" f
4 A' r/ d- W& T, O& p; a8 qIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.; k6 I" X) A, ^5 W9 O
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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+ u2 L) H$ H( m3 DIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.# }2 j# ^/ q9 q2 f
If she asks you, it's a favor., b/ l& {& X5 A- b0 A2 t' f3 G; l
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.+ }5 Z9 b$ I* r7 f+ `
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.5 Q. K' E' S' n
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.( `8 h$ u. a$ U4 I
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
+ I% A; n7 u6 XIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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* b+ h# ~6 B" t; b ~5 zIf she has a headache, she's tired.) q# U _- s6 A9 c3 E
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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