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7 D; s5 a7 b, Y/ fIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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: `6 M0 b3 f$ iIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.: L* i" J o J+ V# s( H2 |
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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+ Q# V2 \' G: T8 W/ f$ PIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
$ m/ K. @8 ]+ C2 d# mIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.; f" L1 H: ]- e$ ]: `/ Z
: D' h5 f2 n7 G0 d1 PIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.( x4 E' ?' w. F& g) W/ V' T/ p' K
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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4 L. x* t; W6 a5 m. _8 ^9 k- EIf you cry, you're a wimp.1 ^+ s2 O! O: I2 A
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.. `' d6 A) a# N& m7 \5 W
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.7 r2 P3 E. Q# E+ M. A1 K9 B1 i
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.* g9 t) o" C( S) t) c& g% k4 F
If she asks you, it's a favor.. ]8 [2 X- c1 m" [* R" A A8 p( X
2 `% ?; p6 ]. m8 S2 i* yIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
: H, W' C, `7 }# r- d4 {If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.9 ], \9 q3 K; x, D
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.6 Q' @2 Z3 w* ^8 c5 C, W/ T
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.: g b" r" S& @6 s" _- }8 O
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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8 M1 Q! b+ U' Q6 ~- wIf she has a headache, she's tired.+ s( |, I6 O) Q+ S' A7 T
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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