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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. ) ~7 q: N5 |% w- R1 ?" }
: ~2 y# c, S. y0 K'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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3 Z; X! S% n; J/ F; ?% R8 jThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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7 n6 c7 C8 X, D7 Q'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
) a5 U( j% h0 I. ~) }' ?3 |& C, e(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. ( H1 i* B$ b9 w; a
+ A+ \# g1 {* a2 v- O9 rGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 5 A1 G* h! Z- Q! Q6 `
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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