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' w! s7 n7 z o( a3 x2 q y'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' & \8 }8 x7 }2 F, n, s5 z/ I
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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. [$ l/ o" J0 P. L'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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& q( M6 C/ M- n( o0 W; D'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................; U7 b: {0 f P+ }" N8 _" T5 t
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' ! U; r p3 P Q t: D
4 D) p2 W5 n1 L" n0 S, m! W* C'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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