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/ X3 k& X2 `& R& s'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 9 [2 T5 b& G: k4 s1 `$ k' i Y, o5 q
) F7 u$ W% y& |5 ^6 S0 I( c0 J7 wThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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8 E) I1 [& u6 E8 m4 M* f0 P'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................( ^) @' [% C" ]
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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, P5 r9 ?( Q! C K, u* ^'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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, [4 G3 ?$ x9 \# {: k+ u0 v8 N( c9 u+ VGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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