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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 5 m( B. s6 Y0 R, |
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'. q7 x' ]2 Q# R
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
7 H$ g4 s. y- E% B6 S g, U" R(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 9 _9 B) B# q: u T( S6 Z/ t+ i; [" \
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 7 |& h: X# o( d8 v: M% G) L$ J
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 8 C6 a( ^* a; s2 z
+ }+ |; @* W1 R% L: [) ~'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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