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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. + @5 I5 R* v3 J5 e/ ~9 ^0 ]
! n! \5 i" F: V' B'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 8 N1 f& K$ O& J# x
0 ]* x6 g, d2 U0 o8 g5 KThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' , `( `) o3 o2 h5 }% b% D
3 d% D$ F8 F7 b'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'' ^' b. `8 i( U" o% q
" G# F3 ~: @8 {( q'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
* L! B9 D+ ~6 D! K(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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1 m- r2 v1 F( K" f'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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: D0 l# _( p! _' Q* X% W; Q'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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