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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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9 U9 I2 ]" V# ]& {, G% W'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' % o4 }+ J; Z! Z
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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5 O$ u, O* x: Q( Z4 M'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'7 j1 {, d7 s3 y- O" r

& i8 X+ T: U6 z% f& ^'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
/ }) K6 b! ?4 U$ q5 e4 \- L- t(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' , W$ W, k" K8 W
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. * i5 H4 U+ W/ m1 a) N) @
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 3 e: b! Y6 ~8 T2 G: t5 K: Y

, H; }) n# Y; S$ @& Y% J'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:51 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-4-26 11:16 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting
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发表于 2008-4-26 15:05 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-4-26 15:18 | 显示全部楼层
好笑,,,,,,,,,,,,太有才了!!!
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发表于 2009-9-20 12:57 | 显示全部楼层
WOW SEH !
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