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An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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/ z, }, |* o' C# o. p. B0 g: S/ r'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 2 b$ V7 O+ A; J9 W
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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& \, V5 E4 l# d5 {'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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- w4 ]' O6 j1 k& l% R; J'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................7 Z& r6 W1 @8 r# I
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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; q1 p! I. i/ Q5 u" T'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' : A! G3 S% c" }7 s* h8 }6 Y( [. `3 ]
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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