Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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# B9 y- P4 m: w, C, i THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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$ T: m, j& r+ K: X& s; @ "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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$ l' T  C8 K% c5 v2 ^4 e; J* [ A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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4 _7 i0 k9 t6 z% |: {8 `& n THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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$ C1 @! i% S* J WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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4 I5 v' ~4 ?5 t THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


; Y4 m' P* D6 g. b# ? NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


# C. l. d' s; M* C  \% o& l SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR


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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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' z' `0 b8 |! \  R. Y  ~ THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU


LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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