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 THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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9 D7 V" n, o6 f; a! i2 A% Z3 w& u SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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- P P3 M1 u6 X5 y5 u2 I8 E; A THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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6 a3 ]# {; }# ^: S4 f: ]3 e3 o6 P THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.5 ]) R" n9 v3 P3 w8 @2 Z
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."( H3 J g9 F1 x
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.) A8 a+ g( s0 |5 n$ Z. V, K7 i
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& \4 X1 k& G B9 v! M5 K THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.6 g5 m# G$ ]* X& @
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* U \5 g4 Z7 s5 W; c# h5 V THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.* T8 \( f. J: N
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER./ e0 c ~) C" p3 u+ s, G8 ~! r2 s
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU- D0 I+ N& ]4 i. y
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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