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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN0 o* c0 W$ X Y. o. B
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.' k& Y2 E/ [$ P1 g8 \6 m
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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b8 {9 A+ N. w7 A; l, J+ _ THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .$ u6 f0 ^2 a5 \- K) z' [1 i
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID." z7 G! K9 W8 I& c; P- I: Y% c Y
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."7 l' n* W5 r \
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.: Y( D, b% {6 Y, i. ~ }3 O
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.! h/ _& K5 m5 n9 }' q
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: G& v& U! E! v8 S& z "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."5 u$ \/ D& \% B0 }2 ]/ k
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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# [# t; @! O& `/ [ NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS" Y8 D; y2 x, [! l# O2 w5 |
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM., Z# d. u& y5 e9 A, n( v: n6 I
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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END.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.: G/ k7 K6 Z8 M7 D" f/ _
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4 H8 y/ l2 @+ g' C E THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU& r+ x7 a, q+ k- ?3 Y- [
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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