Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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" W" L: S- \& D' H* _ SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.8 n$ ]9 M% _4 f

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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."# E' [  |7 F4 v3 e2 W4 _  t
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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1 U- z9 ^$ l( N, Z, E THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,5 [& c5 U$ J" w1 X; w; f

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  K5 [* Y: H  Y9 Y9 C "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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) b( p6 }9 z' x THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS  ^1 I0 x' F3 p9 F

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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR: h' |8 m& }% W' W' J) D+ n
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, f2 S' T. L# O/ K/ r/ [2 U2 } THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.3 V7 W1 q( u( H
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU$ D% F! E  O) g0 P, d

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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A, W' r6 X) C) T' M5 h; B% ^4 H- b
FAX!!"

織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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