Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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( G8 C2 k3 y, {4 ~8 L THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .


"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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$ C$ \+ e& I: }' @* f A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


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- q! B/ R7 K# X THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


  n* \9 [$ b- ]% A6 h" }4 K NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS


IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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END.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.


8 A3 }+ G3 @" r+ F* u, X. l THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

HAHAHA~
$ s* o$ K, U" v, aI read a similar one before~