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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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" L9 O0 s7 q8 Z. `3 x+ x+ ^ THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.1 u a* ?9 F) q# u# H( l P" T, v
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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2 m0 `' U( E: p" e- U1 w7 Q I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.' O9 v* E2 W- f! _4 } V
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR./ P1 t" ?9 z$ G' o" }
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,. {6 K3 P0 l4 W5 e
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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$ z. X6 N; t) W' \9 y SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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; b, Y: H/ ~, W7 B THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.1 T7 ?/ L s. J
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU+ v" Y# |! k* m
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A. ]' H0 b3 U `
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