Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


% L% ]7 k; o9 R; G  T5 [ THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .


"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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- o) _) d0 d4 D$ E% R* _& [0 A I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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, D$ p/ ^# i2 l2 H7 c THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


2 }8 ~. \. x2 [8 X! _# p( | NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS


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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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END.


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) Z+ Z' @5 t% N; l: Z- }% K THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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7 l& |' f5 r6 r LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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I read a similar one before~