Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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+ s0 T, H+ c2 B9 C- L! w- q WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.


  x' u, C- b# a* L2 P8 l$ r9 f SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


/ |1 v- c7 ~% ]9 N1 ] THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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0 o( J; g0 s+ `. A; [' F "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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# b& X# ~( g2 k* D4 @% H: y! e( f- X A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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* c7 F4 T: `1 m% ?  k7 V6 f& D THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."


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3 l1 c4 N% a2 E; j THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS


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% X* p, c7 s$ J, s) ] SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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+ e  Y; f0 u0 |2 Q THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

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: l+ ^9 K, p' Z* g: mI read a similar one before~