Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.: [* J- F3 ?9 B( \/ @3 b9 _- Q# ]: j

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.. u4 c0 P: S4 Y1 e" u+ h

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% B) J4 ]2 }1 [) h8 o THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.0 {6 C1 r: c2 L. H
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4 G- g4 H) W* ` I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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% d8 ~, x. k5 n& l, C, k" W. [/ y "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."$ `; g; {4 Z; p' X

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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.) W8 ]9 ?( s( N

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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS5 z* w. w# E  h
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$ I, t' m/ J9 t IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.; D, L: Q" @1 V! K

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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER." r& p& Q- r9 d+ B8 a( i
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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