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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.' c# ?) C) c! ?" T" S$ V
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .8 N8 E0 v$ }4 ^% l. o0 D' I& k) ]
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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( ~' y, r3 O, | A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.) r C: n7 t# _0 G5 P( b& H
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.+ ^. r- w: T+ d4 B" W' X5 }
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( i& w2 k5 g$ V3 R WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,3 I8 v) T$ e" J7 v, ~. j) S/ U
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2 { c$ C, C5 R4 ^! B8 y THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.9 a, s4 A2 J/ m6 X
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; ^# ` d+ q& m/ y6 @* c SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR. Z* i& ]4 u9 U# }" o$ z4 @
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.! T- z5 ^1 b" w/ ?
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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