Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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  E4 H, s- e5 `; w3 [" E) o# F( y THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .


"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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% A' P9 V  X& H/ F I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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) i5 b. W; H8 \( h+ x! h( { WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS


IMPRESSIVE..

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4 v5 ~; [2 z  w: g$ ~6 e SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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; h4 ]2 J9 V8 y THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU


( X3 X# d6 i5 }1 V- Z LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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