I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car./ k- w3 J+ a( J+ D8 v* C+ Z% }- B
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?- C" j7 p/ Z! f: R6 e) `
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!" ' t( W4 e% V) c5 Z6 H% u* U" x$ Y _* T- E
So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?" 6 E1 [5 D5 c' U / }* ^5 l1 [$ @) F. Z.... and that's when the fight started.