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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.! j4 H5 x$ k! F8 l0 N, X
# V& r& R6 k- \' E v" UYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?1 H( W" S6 ^7 @
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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% T }! B" N6 Y6 C4 G, gSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?" w% {# q( g& E
7 e# @- _9 B2 \.... and that's when the fight started. |
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