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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.0 i+ s0 O8 J; o6 l- ^
; s% o- k: H: V' d* `& ~- EYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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4 u+ n* i d7 ], c; [4 e. G% s8 b: d2 V.... and that's when the fight started. |
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