I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.6 ^% Q8 v7 r/ p" P0 m8 h
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny? 0 ]: T; r8 u& r 9 I% F" G# T' A/ `8 UWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!" ! J; d# J8 s* g8 m* g" K3 X3 S0 j
So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?" 5 y; |* r+ A! f3 L- o2 _6 x( k6 d$ T6 e% J
.... and that's when the fight started.