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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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& d$ b7 }8 ^9 p1 L, { wYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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! \! f: @! f2 L+ Z1 e& x, P- x: w8 ^Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!" @, [. {2 r7 ]! h B7 q
! Z/ R3 T9 v% j$ s6 C9 zSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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