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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.: W. i) H! h: a+ p; y W
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"7 l z" C( |( I" a5 Q0 n, L
+ U y0 A; k! QSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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+ a* ~! a Z5 o.... and that's when the fight started. |
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