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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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# V* k/ F' m: u @You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?4 d" e* X# g9 i7 @
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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. h& X. _3 C, X2 A' o& Q1 ]3 TSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"' C9 a9 G, y/ x
& E9 [) s9 [1 T+ ~: d.... and that's when the fight started. |
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