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你可以这么想:世界上有三种人,男人女人和engineer.所以男女都无所谓,女生学的少应该是因为engg有太多动手运用的东西吧。
: m, O+ m9 z: l& r* c1 Fengineer是需要学很多东西,原理,但是最终目的是要将这些东西运用到现实生活中。4 c1 O7 _7 K7 b, B: h3 D: m y- O
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参照以下条件,看你到底是不适合做engg:2 |0 h, H6 F7 |: P1 x
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Symptoms that you are Engineer
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1 t' n& f, A% J1 uApril 22, 2006 by Sandeep Jain
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You might be an engineer if…
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. D0 {+ c7 M; v& B! aIf your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
3 n: h; }+ X' o8 K! Z+ C$ OIf you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they
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If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone
. ^, I! O2 l* g" ]3 o( m0 cIf you introduce your wife as “mywife@home.com”
/ n& L8 F7 p$ T; L4 i" TIf your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
4 y; t. f0 D, G+ r. g: DIf you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
! V! p- s* a; ^& D% Y a0 {6 ]If you want an 52X CDROM for Christmas e8 g. ?, W. v7 A+ m" c8 F
If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail) Q# |9 d. ~ i. a# P% O4 k
If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the0 X. I" j' v1 g
decimal point in the right place+ Q0 P Z2 U1 U) c7 x3 i
If you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car. ?- ]8 b0 [" ? E
If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than
d* e: g4 _9 w, Hhanging coats and taping ducts
- g6 ]4 r3 V$ bIf your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest! w2 I% N% W. L* Z) I9 Y
sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies
: [, Z2 N; `* ~0 ]: `If you have “Dilbert” comics displayed anywhere in your work area
4 s% N( O4 T4 i" v" ?If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a7 m3 D6 T4 |7 D
test that actually takes five minutes to run
) g& a' h8 x; q9 z: NIf you don’t even know where the cover to your personal computer is
+ k+ p* |$ H3 s0 oIf you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven
! R4 o, Z/ _0 w" {If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush3 \3 G4 j; f9 V8 S4 y. x7 R
If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what’s9 p, R ?; B/ N0 p/ G$ R& F( l
inside
/ ?' k# X; ?9 W& nIf a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the, y, b5 z6 y' p) W/ R6 B3 w6 o
antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception
, ~$ h- A1 i* c" ?! g/ vIf you are currently gathering the components to build your own" H5 w* v ^4 K# c8 K" O
nuclear reactor
! B8 R) A- ~, y# y+ W# ]If you have never backed-up your hard drive
0 Q$ R$ M6 Z! s/ h3 [If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing6 X) G# b$ e; ^- _
games, but are afraid to say it out loud
- R: `! r0 m7 I8 A* RIf you truly believe aliens are living among us
$ O M8 s) |8 IIf you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance: Y( r/ P2 p( Z- n) X' ^3 h1 k: u
If you see a good design and still have to change it
( U# Y, i0 w% ?) T" hIf the salespeople at Circuit City can’t answer any of your$ V) n4 V6 P3 L' S
questions
& ~% g3 }6 ~+ ?7 }+ xIf you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it# W2 ^. L4 C! E) y
If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your9 ]; L" J7 X8 ]
automobile tires* U: H2 X( p1 x
If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you, U" i/ Y% V- U* d
own turns bread into charcoal* B# x; A+ w n
If you need a checklist to turn on the TV
/ y) y4 k+ { Y% j7 BIf you have introduced your kids by the wrong name5 v) n7 y+ U: K4 G/ {+ G, s
If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you
5 E! Y$ E4 R2 E. k6 \rush up to the front to fix it3 _9 s$ H6 B; I
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary* u8 L, q; x9 @4 `
If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel, i7 U5 z& {. e: A# n& U
and have seen most of the shows already
9 k+ k6 Q. p! fIf your father sat 2 inches in front of your family’s first color TV% X `! Z t8 C
with a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew L, W- x- B" a: J
up thinking that was normal. T! b& k' N* g! w0 C( K
If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what8 U, I; C5 y p; |" C
size screw driver to use
* _# O! S0 W1 U, l6 BIf you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own
5 \5 R( L6 |2 w7 Q+ bhandwriting9 w9 U% o) I* f$ ~2 v, ~$ g
If you can’t remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time( m6 J7 L5 P. u
this week# _5 J6 y) _) z$ h0 D
If your checkbook always balances
0 B/ |* a( |" X. AIf your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her* q' d9 w* A) O: P C- u: q
If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
# Z) l' c5 z& O9 {! QIf you think your computer looks better without the cover1 e1 @ Z% c6 J: H( g/ k
If you think that when people around you yawn, its because they& e T) n2 ~0 T& Q5 U' R' K
didn’t get enough sleep
. G0 ~5 X3 D2 i- T6 g& ?If you spend more on your home computer than your car0 T" z) ?) _& W& l# G0 B
If you know what http:// stands for' Z8 I/ n! R- c# l% V- t! O, {
If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to/ r8 v N0 n3 a- D3 \) g
explain atmospheric absorption theory./ F9 B& |+ m0 y% u0 o. a
If your lap-top computer costs more than your car. |
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