 鲜花( 13)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
回复 5楼 的帖子
你可以这么想：世界上有三种人，男人女人和engineer.所以男女都无所谓，女生学的少应该是因为engg有太多动手运用的东西吧。$ P7 J3 ~8 F" @0 _
engineer是需要学很多东西，原理，但是最终目的是要将这些东西运用到现实生活中。% C4 y" X& n. u! P6 K" w& _
" B [9 k/ U! @% b( G/ J0 a; d
参照以下条件，看你到底是不适合做engg：9 V2 o. H z, w& e' }, T
0 I! l H# ?; T: E" x
# U2 S; j5 ] T' p3 `5 LSymptoms that you are Engineer
2 q9 I* C2 ]0 `- k5 p/ I" j2 |
" `. O B# ]- VApril 22, 2006 by Sandeep Jain
1 k# m5 o" R3 g4 z7 a# \5 W# V; X" G, q# \% a( } p+ ?. {
You might be an engineer if…
4 O @$ G! f6 M2 |! e5 x3 v% I( v, p3 t& \9 Q
If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
3 X8 |" h( W2 L& g* Q+ dIf you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they3 H, g2 g+ G$ p1 h* g8 y4 L, Y
work
, o: d/ R, M7 t+ h' RIf your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone3 u7 Y: e9 R" k$ t; s) s# s2 w
If you introduce your wife as “mywife@home.com”
' g' I/ X- \5 dIf your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
4 q$ Q7 u6 `$ G c2 UIf you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie( U/ P9 W1 E& o; Z! O- S
If you want an 52X CDROM for Christmas
3 e$ a' m0 I# f9 a( z' AIf the only jokes you receive are through e-mail; x; P9 }# [: `; C$ e9 c6 v# _
If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the
' b0 n# f9 x$ H0 g7 qdecimal point in the right place# |7 g2 l8 x+ E5 p7 b- ?0 U& F: Q' y
If you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car
" r3 V/ p8 @$ T2 v6 I& _If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than
/ f& ~% s! {' hhanging coats and taping ducts
( Z% T- H9 Q+ \& S: D; zIf your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest8 h5 u o" a7 V5 o5 r
sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies! O2 O( ^ ^6 m% a5 b- K3 z
If you have “Dilbert” comics displayed anywhere in your work area
, k! c; C8 C0 ~If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a! c7 k* r2 x9 t/ o8 X& r, y, d5 i
test that actually takes five minutes to run
' T. l, k. ^( i- j! g$ v, vIf you don’t even know where the cover to your personal computer is% o! D& K0 ?8 @
If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven
1 }1 x) x M! sIf you know the direction the water swirls when you flush \2 s- E6 J9 R6 s# V+ ~ x* l% W
If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what’s$ {# O! M- Y) ~3 k: k6 n! `
inside" j. P: ~+ K0 `0 o9 f& p/ L& s/ W w; p
If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the: Q" T k1 X% _; F% g
antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception
5 W$ |3 `+ H8 xIf you are currently gathering the components to build your own
' p( f: f1 Y' {" pnuclear reactor
- C; Q8 k- D- e. ^' c4 ~If you have never backed-up your hard drive
+ T9 W+ M3 F' Q8 w' YIf you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing4 v$ v1 e9 y' I+ `6 ?8 @7 m6 h
games, but are afraid to say it out loud
* ~1 j% n& t, N7 g2 m0 yIf you truly believe aliens are living among us
% h# q% g( ~$ |* S. vIf you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance
( j$ ?$ C2 e8 jIf you see a good design and still have to change it, x1 d5 ~9 t4 m( Y6 {: f n
If the salespeople at Circuit City can’t answer any of your" C' i$ C. w4 \8 ]1 T
questions* K8 r+ w. \1 Z% G+ W
If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it( W! U# P: {8 B6 ^$ l# E
If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your
) p6 z: f+ r. D5 F, ^+ O( sautomobile tires* [5 G, u5 M* F0 p2 E) v
If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you1 E1 a4 \7 o; |9 q
own turns bread into charcoal
7 i# H. w7 s; s) E& S' q0 wIf you need a checklist to turn on the TV5 U0 |5 M- R' P( g8 y4 [) ?- E
If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name! Y4 [6 l- [: C) W$ Q2 H$ N5 O
If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you6 o' F2 D$ V' Y9 P- n
rush up to the front to fix it: t. e G1 U( i+ }
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
( Y; ^) ^9 |# R9 XIf you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel
; |- z4 A& ?1 _* t/ R& Eand have seen most of the shows already
7 F& z/ g. F; O0 S0 R& tIf your father sat 2 inches in front of your family’s first color TV
' h. ]2 {# x; Owith a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew
/ ~0 m1 x4 m; ?; j$ f- D x Tup thinking that was normal, p S o/ J, Y3 O( O
If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what- h& a* ?% s% p8 t3 N: M, O
size screw driver to use. V% t7 h9 |8 p( T- n- R
If you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own; H5 w* z# j7 k# v+ Y
handwriting, ?* K, \7 M* m/ a
If you can’t remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time5 L* G# @3 a# J( [1 E; O) A
this week0 y( I0 T$ O. s+ w3 l7 F( _ t8 y4 \
If your checkbook always balances
; _. C+ J2 b' G( ]" p: iIf your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her C2 `- v* u6 z3 `9 T) w) G8 b
If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life, y: `, c' q# G/ i% G7 C
If you think your computer looks better without the cover! x8 ^( r$ W0 X$ G9 s* C3 S: Z5 a
If you think that when people around you yawn, its because they& E0 C, Z# Q* s3 _0 o$ X/ e( q
didn’t get enough sleep5 S* b2 f y5 M% O8 ~5 m
If you spend more on your home computer than your car
+ t' V) g! P* z2 CIf you know what http:// stands for
9 y6 ?/ X0 d p4 B+ n4 YIf your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to6 T$ |5 z8 g1 ^ X2 u. O% h
explain atmospheric absorption theory.
' y) a' [4 I- e$ Q& X8 D7 L: HIf your lap-top computer costs more than your car. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-4-3 20:27
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
Don't let them fool you. That was the thinking many, many moons ago. I'm a U of A Civil Engineer grad from the 80's. From the grad pictures, there were only a handful of girls in our grad class. Things change over the years. More and more girls graduated in ENG and found excellent career in their studied field. Through the "Edmonton Chinese Engineer Society" 
Check out the salary survey here:* n. m* ]# a/ }" r8 P( c, I
