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4 k2 u# Y3 k; Y, LI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
5 Y/ N- f4 u! X4 N/ W8 m$ E9 e- hhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
0 {: K& i) |8 x& P, b: H nonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.9 F% J/ q9 y* u& E; M0 r: \
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very6 a( I* i4 j. w0 n% R# G, f! |! b }
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.' ?; B- T7 r2 h7 P( O6 u
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3 U/ Y8 |! O" K, Y& vOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come" L3 a/ b- r( U2 u# ?2 M
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
$ ?; V Z0 u1 r, {/ z F2 Bwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't5 R( U5 }& y$ A$ j* z" Q$ J* n; k2 D
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
2 n9 `+ ^# \2 Dcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
" `/ ~* `" M7 a9 ?: y7 x( F! ssaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
! a4 D, D/ {9 r: lfling, just come up and get me."
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline3 \9 J6 @, Z9 i: Y0 u2 V
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards% {. @; [3 f' Z- _4 u
my car.
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% W _1 b4 P* A# a, e8 i# Q+ WTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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@% a2 h4 Z( X$ nWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and) B6 n' d; m, g( B$ s2 m2 {7 w
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
+ |- I3 |& S& F6 j4 m# qask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." c* Q- u, x' _# N/ Z
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8 z9 n6 Y0 z0 s: {! fAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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