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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
9 g( e2 }0 u, o! g' T. Bhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
; O8 r7 } D7 H! }, conly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
5 K' d& Y$ ]1 C7 x0 Itight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else./ y/ A! t, }" L$ h# i: J: S
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6 z8 n4 t* E C" J. E: V) MOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
+ u. t: ?7 R3 x" g6 r% {. E: _over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
2 f; w I7 l# \' @* s. xwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't* y0 m O) m; h
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
6 V/ ]/ P5 F* c+ c2 }# dcommitted my life to her sister.
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2 D. G; U* H' m$ G: x$ S5 X8 N# JWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She) L6 p: K8 I3 i6 K/ c0 z
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild4 J& h* u2 P: f; l) x
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards, w5 h8 G( K7 s* Y" k2 B; W
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing( O/ K6 W% l0 u" N5 W
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' m! Q. s, J, mWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
* p9 R" d4 K# B) n0 Esaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't, O, A5 t* h; l& t. t
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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8 m1 s, O, Y+ t+ c4 X7 XAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your* N7 @ B( K0 E4 T) S0 t6 H/ j
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