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THE WEDDING TEST$ k2 c; [+ K i" m* {& r
" w; Q3 E' f# SI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I3 d( r) d3 h, N9 i1 f/ l& t O
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was2 E& [8 c- L- K, V8 q4 R& b
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister., |* _; U' m" w! Z, m2 T! H
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, \7 H) N0 h' L0 h( I! s0 E* JMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
; z/ u2 f* a; |: s4 _) r' N+ ^tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come' ?* R9 S# f8 f, Y: p" w8 W
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she# _2 Q8 X( X- p `
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
$ v" W1 y! _$ @- j* t' c# Tovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
4 o8 z3 ]8 ^$ \- K6 l& J& wcommitted my life to her sister.2 Q% o6 Y: k% a8 O2 y4 O
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4 Z' D2 O z' b7 A: f& P9 n+ dWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She* p9 V# `+ C5 B! L8 B
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild" K5 L5 w p8 m9 F3 f
fling, just come up and get me."
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& l' W; p" z' S* \: GI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
9 T! }* W! X2 J2 |the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
8 d- R9 w, O& g# ostraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
* L; |( G* E$ ~my car.* I( }/ m+ A5 M* e0 V8 g( r/ _
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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/ w* |! X3 y* _" V1 \; R( u4 GWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
' H: h. L- S6 T Csaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't& H5 _& Y# y9 g& X( Y( a, u" `: ]
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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