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THE WEDDING TEST
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0 }; A, q$ d' z7 @ g7 Phad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was+ C0 ?8 B" J" I" C* _! n" j
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.+ W( ]* G5 j: K( `
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
5 C2 n$ _. s& c( v) o! Rtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
/ R; S; L0 w9 x/ X$ @' R$ twhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be5 b1 L. T) |/ t! F" o. F
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.+ E3 G9 \' A2 O
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
5 B g% |, G# z6 |5 U5 ?overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and4 D) ~1 S9 u0 ` d7 s
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She. N9 g' \( s6 M3 ^3 X6 ~
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild( B: ]" W) Y/ W: u
fling, just come up and get me."- t- u: Q! x- V; n: m; x
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
! Q7 \' I1 H5 c8 Q$ A+ vthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline, J/ R. m: t. V5 }
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards* y4 a( R" D) k( q# ~% F
my car.- t7 Q% D% ` K. I! e' ]
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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" I# w1 k" T# c, U9 s+ ]With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
/ T- l4 [0 ^& M' nsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't2 f2 @$ p" C: l3 H
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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