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( B# V; m! A0 m8 ?) M, s r' }; h' N3 fI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
: A {' |0 s! B7 A1 J: Ahad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was2 e3 g) X! [9 _- `
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.3 V4 l: v ]; r3 q9 ^4 V
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9 T. A# ]* A5 X G* rMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very. R. b8 o0 t2 t& \. }6 A
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.# s$ M9 V8 a1 }# j( R3 o+ Z
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come& @4 ~) h/ i5 j/ E% g
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she5 j5 y7 u9 r" @# o
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't4 j" ?' e) N6 r; [0 r h% l
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
/ e: \- U9 M T+ L3 qcommitted my life to her sister.6 A- d1 C$ h8 U
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She/ X8 q" q, E9 M3 p$ G
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild, k3 ]' ^6 o1 l6 }) y
fling, just come up and get me."
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% g; ]: J& B2 `8 D% B) oI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up) j/ i0 O( Q' T: {
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
) n0 ^2 {3 y1 }' kstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards2 G0 X8 p$ @7 l8 u; U2 x0 w: V* n
my car.( e- U4 r& G& ^- l, X- T- P
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$ S, w$ `6 |# H5 p& ETo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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u1 j4 H0 b; c5 ~: }& h6 _0 PWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and8 l [9 U, O% R* d5 |
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't0 U! K( M+ A/ {3 q0 @
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."% L9 t7 ^1 E S8 N
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$ |0 x$ Y0 X9 g$ m1 l7 }0 u2 pAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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