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5 W/ e7 u+ g8 ~# cI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
h5 v6 ^2 h9 F6 k7 ?had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
4 _+ k' y6 W8 ^6 Fonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.. d( Y, E# \8 n
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very E0 o8 }0 F2 W
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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& N. B" Q& I) B, ^* B. S t# R" bOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
' c1 a& K& i5 Z# X2 Hover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she1 y0 @4 E( u6 E. `4 k! R9 X# v
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
/ D9 d' T- d, |5 `8 A( X& m2 E- covercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She6 p6 x* C$ t+ x/ {
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild# U% t N) K2 {6 h: o% l
fling, just come up and get me."7 ^& C$ r. U( N
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4 X0 w" H( e. v, W, ~2 JI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up. l2 d5 L5 V% g4 O2 K% T% u0 W, e+ `
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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4 y* ~/ Z; d/ H4 R2 d6 Y& h% @To my surprise, my entire future family was standing3 |3 q. ~2 V% G; A
outside, all clapping!7 @4 E' \) j; L) t
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and! g; @5 ^ ^7 s. F% g: @- d
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't' n3 J( N7 l$ N& Y/ M: s$ s$ Q
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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2 J! x) j& A+ u8 |; \And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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