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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I( A J" D( g! ]; q
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was' O/ C9 F* J) V: a7 D( r; m
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be% R9 z4 F' `4 c2 h$ j0 W+ K
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.6 _. T& f) F" C9 n4 `; | D
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) N; u2 b) g1 C( C H6 k# {One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come/ t' @; b$ w) A( _3 ^( U, f
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she. A5 @) V @9 U" ~
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
1 ~6 g5 R6 e) K& L' ^overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and* t F0 F' x1 F+ L, ~4 C* H
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
, N3 ?" D$ Y( _. z1 Lsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
9 ]3 E/ h' c( I) G$ ?fling, just come up and get me."6 n$ M! x+ P6 H
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- m( v3 _( m6 q. i' A- I; kI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up6 Y; L' O8 O+ A7 }2 o+ a
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
3 R* o: L) R8 l( bstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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7 x2 _( o- Y8 w# iTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing7 ~5 ~6 b/ f$ g
outside, all clapping!' D8 O6 h+ }. y7 e; b5 r. x- n) X
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and! A% W/ c0 t# Q2 e
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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! o k4 ]" [1 u2 S/ l- @: x4 RAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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