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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I) L4 d+ p8 M0 \; k
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was% J7 ~, _/ B8 [! I/ ?% ~# z
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.: w$ |$ }& ^2 c5 V" E
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very l( g( T( V# Q* f) S! W
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
k' Y% ?+ j& `when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
6 t9 P! l: F0 h: {2 Hdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.( \$ _+ [1 h5 `2 o7 n1 |/ L/ k5 h" R
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
9 l, [; \% u% v' d! ^, P+ Xover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She- P4 L3 n: _4 [$ J6 p
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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8 n7 H- P' P* E3 o, WI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up, C* C" t7 g( M4 G9 O$ w
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline( W7 q0 y+ T V
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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. s$ E9 i" |/ R/ Z+ AWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and- C" D2 n/ Q2 v# N, s2 X; `* W
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
4 [0 ?% X- T0 C( Q: g+ [ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."4 [ y4 {7 j& @0 a
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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