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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I! ?+ N5 `6 o" U& M% A8 ~) u9 y
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was! h9 C6 `! h& Z+ S& O# T1 g/ m
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.! K6 T, b, i3 q, s$ ]7 j# ^) L
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
% @8 n& O2 y$ ?) {. L- j# Utight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down$ P4 ?+ U. |! p# f
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be$ ~, ~! E% B; b& F# x) e
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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- W8 l3 f9 |/ F. {+ Y% o% tOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
) k/ }5 E, _* @+ ?; yover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she* @* S$ w+ b; m+ S) g% Z! r/ g, @
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't6 n! n+ `8 I2 Y% s" N6 C$ Z
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and- L" f% |. r7 Q& ? [" ?$ y% U
committed my life to her sister.
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" t% r1 w& m2 P/ S2 c& c8 fWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She: H- x, k# `0 e1 d( l0 L
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards/ k# ?2 R: ~5 k+ _; k
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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5 X: U3 L" {' a5 G( q" dWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
' r3 d2 L; \9 p: ?9 |& X2 i& psaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't% _: i, x: M2 q% |
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."/ Q2 @0 `2 a- L& E3 K
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your/ D) g9 P4 u/ S6 }. T
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