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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
1 w: s" i/ Y$ C" ]$ F. K* UUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
' n) o4 j2 H6 B: B6 }When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
9 O9 N0 c9 h# z8 v+ `  h) v& {. Bfamily was invited over to see the baby. ' [/ Q. \1 p& ^# O. T: k' }  C$ R
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk0 b) H5 Y) s5 a* x) i6 n- M$ m2 e
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
$ \% d1 z3 }4 K' U! E$ G8 }His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 7 n2 O1 x8 z4 r% ?1 g
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he# _$ m) ~' l% [' n7 l0 l/ r/ t6 J
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
# s0 R7 F& h; J6 E3 d/ W- dLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
; h  e. R- \$ a; k8 p. h$ tWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful( c5 t& \  M# A0 D2 j
baby.'
2 m4 M% ~. a0 ~- X9 c# o6 Q7 PThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. - i( V) U$ |; X  c
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
0 N- O+ f. z& X- G: {3 o: |/ K0 M: Hlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
7 ]- S! x0 I! L, h! whe see?'6 u* R' W: W* s6 j$ u) L
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said0 Q. J4 a" {" e% Y# A7 d' g  X2 @% f
he has 20/20 vision.'  G& C6 l, j7 V% t
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
1 d# ~9 F. y3 ~needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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