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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
8 ^4 u& a. \( y+ f! {. MUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.: L/ t5 j' P, _9 Q
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's0 }( v! f0 r$ p
family was invited over to see the baby.
3 t' R/ Q. x& r- g1 dBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk1 y. t2 X0 Q S6 _# v" }( e$ w G
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
3 y+ W2 Q4 K- M1 IHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
( K* I! |0 L7 T" q+ q" z5 dabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he. r+ q/ B6 Z5 K) Y7 y+ L, x9 o& L
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
" N7 K: I) K5 X% E1 ]( ^" ?Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. & r @' D f# a6 B
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
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The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
8 D( f0 o4 {1 w u/ nJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
1 y1 }3 s9 r7 Jlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
( n& r" ~) M, M& v- bhe see?'
/ }. e! r: c% n0 q'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said" A* g& c7 s* F" ^ V8 Y
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he' q, c& C5 O5 T7 F+ n4 E& R+ j
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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07
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