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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
# t' v" B8 y/ [, [4 xUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.4 f" Z: C6 I5 _" u4 m3 d
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
7 N. ^2 u, P4 Q B2 Afamily was invited over to see the baby.
$ i, Q# q _7 K/ o" cBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk2 c" m) G1 N& x1 _6 [2 G
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
9 w1 ~* X4 [% p4 ~0 t0 q1 {/ YHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
, N" m' C' Y! j0 Kabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
; G7 {: w5 O+ n4 D5 pwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
3 c' Z; x9 h/ M' F2 XLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. " c4 Z) B9 m9 i0 T4 o% X* @+ W
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
$ \1 [' j( O! h: zbaby.'
2 _% h. n1 z8 O3 s/ f* ]0 pThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
' `3 A( J2 q: j% z+ A; i: @# SJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
' G! X0 M2 p8 I: I4 B* l, clittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
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'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said n7 q4 `$ ]+ H0 Z m
he has 20/20 vision.', A: P1 [/ u7 x( q! h R
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
$ v( ^1 Z- B3 n, G; A( O+ H0 @, ]needed glasses'. |
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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07
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