The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
  l2 q/ z# Z5 f! H. zWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
' g4 S# p) q3 F# @3 z5 O- g, E* Qfamily was invited over to see the baby.
; S5 {- p, U8 v$ r2 G. EBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
* R$ H  J4 s, l: f* D" Bwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
4 y4 B. e+ E/ q* nabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
8 E2 \* B* P, D1 E3 E- JLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
5 N' g% {  r* b5 K7 ubaby.'
0 N* C0 R) e8 w7 W7 nThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
; J9 y; B4 c( q3 l! L) `Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
he see?'
- ]2 q9 @6 r8 x# a! |+ E'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
1 s. B- k, C4 D9 z' n( C he has 20/20 vision.'
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9 _$ q) O) c/ K; m- \5 Y! f) X, A'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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