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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
+ J, v: J, }# FUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
+ W3 A0 j2 Q% KWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
9 F6 F: @) P/ sfamily was invited over to see the baby.
* r. K  `. I, h& v9 d" ABefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk$ Q! W1 y  f. U* V1 N
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.% Q5 o! Z1 u: w4 \
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
# \  L4 D) J6 z5 aabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
0 c3 }9 R' t1 j& h1 k) gwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.1 _( K0 {. t$ E0 `& p
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. $ s# s6 S" z, F. b6 g) `
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
6 a0 H6 J+ v/ }/ Tbaby.'* J, a5 r7 Q8 v/ i9 Y
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
' j1 E7 e  s8 F, S/ f2 H- V6 Z4 z# YJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
: T$ g5 C) f) P: U1 t8 _little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
; ?% I. H& b2 t& mhe see?'
0 c% y! W' d  q'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said2 P$ C) f& u& m# k
he has 20/20 vision.'. j7 z3 v$ g* D6 v" R( F  O+ J4 p
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
3 C- E. F" r; j4 t, Nneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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