Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
9 b5 {" k4 T1 {9 e3 i6 \it is your fate but,
, W  G0 ]2 M" P2 r8 H! hif your father-in-law is a poor man,
' T) d; y9 t4 S% Oit's your stupidity.
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# g8 O2 o+ Y9 l0 l0 Q/ i" a" d# E: kI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

! ~+ @# [  j" n8 ]7 }Practice makes perfect....
; m% r/ L$ j3 ?, O) P) w1 k. gBut nobody's perfect......
+ h3 k6 x9 G  Z" [& Vso why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
# i9 G, n: B5 _+ rthen what exactly are the others here for?

9 p5 j. U" K9 b- c' m) @* l+ K3 BSince light travels faster than sound,
; x4 S6 C+ ]9 ^( |; ~+ S: P2 ~people appear bright until you hear them speak.

- f. l; t/ J; }0 @# j9 gHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
5 F4 k, {0 G5 P! ?0 WThey are so tasty.
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6 A  Z3 a: _/ U, y+ t: oBehind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
  q- F9 B# h" M0 P( K3 D) nlife.

The wise never marry.
& W  v6 _, c, Qand when they marry they become otherwise.

1 U) b3 t+ z8 h5 X/ K1 rSuccess is a relative term.
! X# }0 V: m4 p1 ~1 BIt brings so many relatives.

' C, B  r4 o8 F3 gNever put off the work till tomorrow
. s" K9 r- B% h+ f3 Fwhat you can put off today.
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( {$ b- l8 `1 I2 m7 v- ~1 ?"Your future depend s on your dreams"
8 |/ Z7 Q+ F, S; O/ Y, x+ W; MSo go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

5 e. m/ K( x7 H7 @6 j"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
3 V: D6 C; X0 W$ T$ K; m! h3 PI can look at it for hours
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+ K3 l$ I2 H- A9 ?2 z; B& X4 ?3 pGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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" S9 f- K( M. {+ ^; ?" b+ BThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
' p+ T1 v2 H% RSo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
" N( A2 d  [+ g8 eA train station is where a train stops.
0 R. ~6 E% g  p) [+ A; xOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^