Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
: v* b  B) o" J, n- s4 keducation ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
3 r. ~" I9 J3 `& u5 ~so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

; l( ]7 k1 ]3 n7 bHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

/ b9 j+ v( k% T/ [3 FMoney is not everything.
4 b# g1 m& z9 P% e# DThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

! \. ]8 y- e; J" S6 zBehind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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4 @2 M  ^$ p" A& d* }Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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% ~) O" H- ^0 qSuccess is a relative term.
! l8 z" g) t1 Z' j0 R* hIt brings so many relatives.
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( M8 H8 J, v* c' m: O% \5 ?- h/ SNever put off the work till tomorrow
3 Q6 C9 z  r8 uwhat you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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, y* X& [* S' l8 @* Q/ {8 }There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
- m4 m5 e8 M% r: j4 T* O1 |; UI can look at it for hours

  h4 @; K$ L! f2 X) XGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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  u* g: r5 k1 [The more you learn, the more you know,
5 t+ T; S+ `( y9 f2 Q$ g  {The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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+ {  \- M$ n& mA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
: Y6 Q7 l0 p! e4 LOn my desk, I have a work station....
' ~  H+ [' \0 [% {) g1 ewhat more can I say........
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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
' q% M" R7 P% W7 y0 M1 k4 N, olove it ^^