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发表于 2008-3-16 21:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If your father is a poor man,0 w* D; g4 b/ h4 |* L" o0 A* ^
it is your fate but,
+ p4 N  m4 ?+ V. m; d  Bif your father-in-law is a poor man,' @4 R. G* m9 W. U4 T6 Y& T
it's your stupidity.- ^" X+ ?/ s6 h# Q; ]0 f! ]+ s

0 f' }8 \2 ^9 gI was born intelligent -
% v- G3 A$ W/ S) [% q4 a0 `education ruined me.+ ~% f* @' |) x( }3 j8 B
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Practice makes perfect....
) i0 Z" H' Z. lBut nobody's perfect......
2 f0 j9 l/ \" S' `4 uso why practice?
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0 {7 |& s8 @( X/ ?If it's true that we are here to help others,5 j& B2 p, B9 r( o' M% U4 r  H
then what exactly are the others here for?
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5 z: f+ }( s9 |% u5 x  I8 u6 WSince light travels faster than sound,( [8 E: F+ T- t8 \  k* G3 J* Q
people appear bright until you hear them speak.. F# V1 a- [" _! R7 d1 D
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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( v6 y8 V8 n& @9 c+ J# q4 d  H% S1 \Money is not everything.
  B( x! ^- Y/ X; U* C" lThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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8 b/ s1 V. ?" `" {, l5 vOne should love animals.2 f& k. [7 g! s1 Y
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
# L- ?# ^6 d! @+ y% CAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.  e0 g/ w% @1 o% t0 R7 Q
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Every man should marry.
5 p9 r) r4 {0 C& I& ]& `After all, happiness is not the only thing in8 p8 z) U, V: @
life.
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- f, s7 ]3 O6 q- z; n; ~The wise never marry.
7 k6 B' F7 O  r, Gand when they marry they become otherwise.- f$ W3 S3 @: s$ C% o5 A6 ~
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Success is a relative term.
4 E% N/ k$ s5 [7 i) ]; RIt brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow' u3 w  z5 P. L8 V9 R& c
what you can put off today.0 K1 k) z) `" T1 S& _
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"& n/ @- M( z. ^6 r# S
So go to sleep' U: ^0 f1 R$ ?* {" ]

9 f0 y8 l: Q5 V) {. DThere should be a better way to start a day' R3 v& E! _4 z6 E2 b* _
Than waking up every morning+ w: ~2 ?1 c  _) x
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
' J: a$ j# O/ UBut why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"; P9 U. J. D" I! s! _( _
I can look at it for hours
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8 U+ j; c: K0 h# X& vGod made relatives;" @5 v; J2 g5 h4 U" K
Thank God we can choose our friends.( v! T0 y  s$ p# `9 ~% a
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The more you learn, the more you know,
: X1 S+ r1 \0 ^% }2 e, x5 XThe more you know, the more you forget5 ~& A/ S' I; k* l% ^
The more you forget, the less you know. p, |8 g' f7 j- S- ]' _
So.. why learn.
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3 ^$ Y7 r9 Z/ b+ S/ S. V( D9 k# ~4 XA bus station is where a bus stops.% }$ x0 u' w7 C6 Z  M! N
A train station is where a train stops.
4 s7 O6 ]2 a: |5 Y0 |6 f5 d7 bOn my desk, I have a work station....
. _+ n* ]- ^! mwhat more can I say........
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发表于 2008-3-17 15:17 | 显示全部楼层
Hilarious!
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发表于 2008-3-17 16:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lol
+ s; k( p# f2 i+ t) r8 N. vlove it ^^
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