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发表于 2008-3-16 21:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If your father is a poor man,$ G4 Q  l3 w' i3 P4 r3 n/ s
it is your fate but,, v8 W7 v; t% u$ k- x& \5 k
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
1 i% v' g( q6 `* @% I) [# l# A0 ?/ l- q0 tit's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -. t, w; D) R+ O1 x) h
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect...., W2 ]/ t% Y' \2 O
But nobody's perfect......" \. S( M4 v1 [- e& C4 ~
so why practice?3 p% S* i* m* A  H

( n' g' b0 v, ^" N/ }5 k  u2 \If it's true that we are here to help others,/ ?4 ]$ s0 ?( [$ U3 N3 T: }
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
9 T  A( B; `: H, w- C! ]2 Bpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.. S  E6 t- p( Y- M7 U# h( B) b
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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5 ]: @1 C6 N0 O: e/ }Money is not everything.+ K0 P0 W7 b' t& g
There's Mastercard & Visa.5 T, H$ k+ [1 _( }

" l) G7 ]% x0 w: `1 nOne should love animals.
2 w" |" Q& u9 IThey are so tasty.5 r) j0 `' e4 f. E

1 d( a  J* M! J1 @( }/ xBehind every successful man, there is a woman% [' n  p5 J8 b$ G3 d& s. E. J4 J
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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9 s) Z% _- v; JEvery man should marry.
- d5 g! W& Q/ c0 yAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
3 h- K# f. a4 ^) C/ D8 Qlife.
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The wise never marry.7 S# e' W) t7 k, T% P9 W5 a
and when they marry they become otherwise.0 S; D  ~" j: x4 `; x
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Success is a relative term.
5 z5 Z0 @" F1 y( tIt brings so many relatives.
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& Q. M6 X$ B! n  j, zNever put off the work till tomorrow3 }  `* ~6 u- q3 s/ ^0 c
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
: v- z% j% t1 i+ WSo go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day) n7 F8 }2 ]9 ^) ~4 q/ M
Than waking up every morning9 V0 S) I% A3 E1 [' P1 `7 ^
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
* n. M1 D- `( M# A* M. G% r% S8 [' MBut why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"6 D. F5 a5 ~0 Q4 ^: U  {
I can look at it for hours8 m7 V- F6 x* Y

, @6 y! d2 g1 O2 m* N; VGod made relatives;
! x, A! H, H5 G7 f+ K* e$ M; hThank God we can choose our friends.
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6 N8 G- f7 `3 i9 @  O7 CThe more you learn, the more you know,* u8 H3 Y9 |* U4 K0 _
The more you know, the more you forget3 H5 `* y6 U& o3 K
The more you forget, the less you know$ {3 r2 Z& X/ @. u+ V* V# I, L
So.. why learn.; y( y: z! R0 p: m& S9 N) e

3 k* O( E" D" e3 {A bus station is where a bus stops.
7 H9 g  I( p, z: yA train station is where a train stops.
, h) `+ u$ @8 Q1 D( v8 v. |On my desk, I have a work station....- Q7 j6 p- v1 A* C# k6 W
what more can I say........' i& g$ w$ A7 B$ ]5 X  w4 h2 D
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Hilarious!
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老杨团队 追求完美
lol4 S6 y( \6 G) \: Y# s
love it ^^
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