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发表于 2008-3-16 21:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If your father is a poor man,
3 |; v5 g/ ?7 p4 sit is your fate but,5 Z& q1 r5 [% n9 n
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
, N+ |( }5 n3 Q! V- k8 ait's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
& F4 c# e: t; @, o% T0 teducation ruined me.8 T$ \4 F. e, u! N2 g0 X
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Practice makes perfect....
5 a! j4 v6 i! ], F+ @2 e: x- ?8 K+ IBut nobody's perfect......- M0 {" U+ R$ A
so why practice?
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; [$ [+ x4 l, {/ O" M" K3 a$ R! K) KIf it's true that we are here to help others,) @9 a& r# @' Q4 N! y! K
then what exactly are the others here for?7 l* v5 I6 r5 J5 r( F
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Since light travels faster than sound,
6 V5 |! j" n% T, o" g5 {people appear bright until you hear them speak.5 c! t9 q" Y6 x% I

: E: }* \5 F3 o9 G. ?How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?  k! r5 |4 d& q( y1 r

  Z. j4 B$ \( [' W& qMoney is not everything.
, x2 k; L% A. U3 j1 n$ uThere's Mastercard & Visa.  r( X: p3 `9 J3 {; V0 r6 n2 c

  h* m+ p5 y' c' f; \. H2 [& dOne should love animals.
0 U- c, _4 j: _6 [; w5 }They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman5 C3 Y4 \+ h, x& A0 ?
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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: D  |1 e" |; s( {; ]Every man should marry.# P: W8 g( `) A2 h) v" Z2 B0 U
After all, happiness is not the only thing in4 h1 I$ j2 C8 a! c
life.1 R2 Y) I4 K# ^

6 E# G# a. x- I3 G1 vThe wise never marry.
4 c' u; X" I8 W! }8 Qand when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
+ N6 @& {2 ]- h7 g7 l, }It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
# z2 N: c) ~* cwhat you can put off today.
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9 D' A5 e) _5 U/ K: C" _"Your future depend s on your dreams"
, m4 O4 j& T1 l5 ZSo go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day' ^# q4 X" e* u0 m1 u0 }- ^& p/ g( ?
Than waking up every morning
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$ d' F- u9 p" F6 H) |/ Z' J" B4 @/ `"Hard work never killed anybody"8 u; s$ G- L5 o
But why take the risk6 Q: e5 _) b8 y' J: A( C( k0 w6 u' l  }8 t

2 R; G. E8 c' T) T: ?4 G+ E"Work fascinates me"
5 x) Z' ~$ ^4 eI can look at it for hours
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% r7 U9 y" a& m( ~+ G( {" |2 QGod made relatives;
# n- x# T, n# PThank God we can choose our friends.3 x" V  P, O+ w7 n  x2 R

2 M8 {- u: N6 C/ z$ [5 ^The more you learn, the more you know,
0 G# Y, `8 W8 O: d% eThe more you know, the more you forget
" S# g5 R6 ?* D  hThe more you forget, the less you know' s2 l2 C1 o- l0 ?- `! ^
So.. why learn.2 M  p. C7 Y* ~+ F8 o

% g& R; M3 J8 eA bus station is where a bus stops.8 r9 h8 K- u. Z: h1 b5 \# z  P, g
A train station is where a train stops.4 X! }  u/ w- `, }7 V
On my desk, I have a work station....% Y2 i& \0 f1 ~8 Y# R
what more can I say........
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发表于 2008-3-17 12:05 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-17 15:17 | 显示全部楼层
Hilarious!
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发表于 2008-3-17 16:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lol
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