Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
: l  p& S+ ]$ n7 u1 P  N7 Yit is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

6 U& k) V3 d  U+ `% u$ lI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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1 N" b* t0 }2 S3 g$ b$ _3 z8 [0 \; O& GIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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% \) s6 V  ^+ u# X7 Y' o7 zSince light travels faster than sound,
( }' S6 u5 d2 u7 m' V6 V+ v. b2 Opeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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/ ]9 g: B3 `; g$ L9 y+ WMoney is not everything.
( i. u4 s. `( N, O, j: MThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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2 S) }9 `0 ?. I3 C, ^One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
& `# z4 w0 J) v2 K, I2 `/ A/ zIt brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
" u2 E& m6 {7 O+ e6 V0 J( xwhat you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

; `7 A: b. v1 R: `2 K2 S4 yThere should be a better way to start a day
" |, @3 F$ }+ W& c, ^/ ^; l1 u6 N; w( lThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
$ a) O" J' L% ~' f' S: n1 _But why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
  [& Q9 P) K; V( D7 EThe more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
5 d) }0 F& N; a+ H2 q( |7 S0 wSo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
4 h8 p% {! s5 M/ L# b0 JA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
5 v4 W: b+ S& v5 p% E0 b/ |. Lwhat more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^