Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
% [  ?) B# q. N/ ?; git is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
7 C0 B# c8 j3 }% J# M, u  oit's your stupidity.
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% W* q6 j9 y( `7 R+ VI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

; n( [& G. K$ y6 ^/ b9 P4 b+ wPractice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
/ j$ W" u% t9 {so why practice?

4 {2 T% p9 c. H. @If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

0 W: ^2 b0 b6 J+ N9 ~Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
" b* V' ^/ d* ?$ O: z5 P' xAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
, j& t* p/ S0 x" j6 D& ylife.

8 d+ n. j. j0 ?4 |( b: CThe wise never marry.
& v' I3 Z" k) land when they marry they become otherwise.

$ W0 u# t/ j) j4 E- r$ Y; SSuccess is a relative term.
+ W$ \. j) s- |8 q+ nIt brings so many relatives.

, S+ ?9 }+ u0 o( Z, j* QNever put off the work till tomorrow
" {/ T4 E( }! e9 i) Y" a8 `what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
4 \: S; n" h) L% t' d1 d5 X3 B/ gSo go to sleep
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$ T# V( ^3 }4 C6 S& J; lThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

5 c4 t) T* x& q' ]# v$ p0 P. _"Hard work never killed anybody"
  j% j) \! D6 ~. IBut why take the risk

3 t' A7 c" H5 q$ n. w# H  T" e+ W) \"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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% S' R, J9 W2 l; R9 {8 LGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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1 R$ D/ ~$ k/ jThe more you learn, the more you know,
8 C# e" e2 t* P4 @# U& s! iThe more you know, the more you forget
0 j$ e7 D$ Y8 h) U% OThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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3 o. J& W+ m% B9 B# `  H7 _A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
$ G  g9 g( [! `: ~, t' {7 k4 jwhat more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
3 ~% X. }- m3 J7 _0 nlove it ^^