Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
) N; o6 u0 F$ U; ^& A+ {2 cit's your stupidity.
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3 ]" [' u/ q# `6 O$ a7 e: l! gI was born intelligent -
# }& I: w. {" V- h# r$ meducation ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
" _( Y0 d6 t' N, Nso why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
) Y0 H# l3 J* g2 |then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

+ E# q* M! x8 Z' ]Money is not everything.
) A) a- E, \" }0 L/ K+ r' tThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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7 Z  z. `2 U) tThe wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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" p/ S: F) l3 J3 USuccess is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
* f' W9 d; ^1 s5 ]6 HSo go to sleep
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7 l) S+ k) }& M6 y& u: QThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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9 r6 _: b5 J+ C+ h: D1 H' c/ j2 Y"Hard work never killed anybody"
9 ~0 s7 i$ I/ @, k8 H7 X! EBut why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
7 z( w- g; R, \& `Thank God we can choose our friends.
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! o! U  O/ P7 J2 e) f- _+ uThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
; t3 m8 W+ r6 e1 YThe more you forget, the less you know
& A& l2 K* O# V6 ASo.. why learn.
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6 w; l; r/ N1 Y8 _* T( s9 H- t5 [. vA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
3 N1 D! R. R0 B+ l! QOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
9 P" i6 q% N$ Olove it ^^