Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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if your father-in-law is a poor man,
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I was born intelligent -
6 r& H; r: q2 ?4 N6 G: Yeducation ruined me.

6 X+ X0 l8 N/ p1 {4 DPractice makes perfect....
9 V* l* T7 O( W$ U1 mBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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& W) |) ?3 {. V- C' T5 dIf it's true that we are here to help others,
# M7 v( U2 S2 }2 W- m& }then what exactly are the others here for?
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( S% G1 T; ~$ g2 H. L: QSince light travels faster than sound,
3 D) k( _  l, ^# E8 [people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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5 b3 S8 `5 M5 Z" ?6 |" L" o& aHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
1 v- ^! s8 \, j/ J0 I1 G( ]They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
# J- I1 b8 ^$ V% V6 c0 u# Y* BAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

" }4 j/ y3 {& o& A* v4 o! r: ZEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
8 T; i  `6 `. @5 a/ y! plife.

The wise never marry.
3 d1 i; Q6 ?  mand when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
8 |6 z7 E/ b. hIt brings so many relatives.

, K+ K0 y1 E" x6 I' k/ O! h5 CNever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
* @* w2 w" i% V, B2 zThan waking up every morning

8 |6 m( U# c% Q9 Y( S"Hard work never killed anybody"
) n4 O' m. E% X8 t0 B7 Z' XBut why take the risk

; m6 j% k4 W  i  \' m  d6 l"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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& o( K- \- g; R+ k& AThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
! [/ _) i/ x9 dThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
1 |3 I; c6 Y7 l2 q) `A train station is where a train stops.
2 k. B# `, }8 e! J& R8 x. cOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
9 X0 {3 s( |9 E. |' z6 Zlove it ^^