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发表于 2008-3-16 21:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If your father is a poor man,
6 ^! ^, S" i7 a4 L3 cit is your fate but,- n- n+ \# c& i
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
0 G. `, r. R# q* W7 Jit's your stupidity." d+ V6 Z* ~& E  U
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I was born intelligent -
5 K: Y5 M- w0 o7 }! Neducation ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
7 O/ }& U* T1 f9 W0 DBut nobody's perfect......- K7 A% H" a6 ^9 S! v/ g* q% x
so why practice?
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. O* D8 J9 }, C4 G( T, ^If it's true that we are here to help others,3 G7 q, O$ O- ]" K$ y/ p
then what exactly are the others here for?! E2 W4 w3 O4 _$ |  O

8 [; ^. h# d  @) S. b4 ASince light travels faster than sound,
9 ?' `; n# D. W  m0 B5 Hpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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0 y. b9 \/ ~  O  A3 L$ K. QHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?4 O0 J. ~% p, c

& [3 @/ k3 \8 I2 TMoney is not everything.# Z+ l! k7 i  o5 X& V; x1 |' N
There's Mastercard & Visa.: O1 n! M" s: C& }* O$ S) H( @. P

" ^+ o2 u( ?& yOne should love animals., v0 f% ~* {* b: I6 `
They are so tasty.9 p6 A% ?$ L  k5 Q- r1 b) J/ I- u

* r$ a1 Y2 b' w* KBehind every successful man, there is a woman
( p9 @9 m" J) \! L1 ]/ {3 d7 YAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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+ J) M2 e9 |# x! iEvery man should marry.0 y, T4 i+ [3 }& [' O
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
1 k1 Y8 f* T2 U" P& [4 R4 elife.
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) ]& i1 Z2 w4 f* l* E" u1 h( ?3 M: kThe wise never marry.6 e+ u4 b7 m0 v7 J! A& P5 m) L3 ~% k
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
8 }( \/ k: B$ V0 X( r4 |1 [" RIt brings so many relatives.
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. U$ }/ @7 N; W" A2 s" tNever put off the work till tomorrow
0 }0 [5 T' ~5 ^& z% y( s0 J9 Lwhat you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams", d  l6 p# V' a% v0 t
So go to sleep  l/ X- u& d6 c2 r

) O& h! M; P: RThere should be a better way to start a day
! y% [2 X. s+ A+ q8 N0 G+ P; x, @/ SThan waking up every morning) u- u0 Q3 d. F' q" M  p$ D

6 [: b( U4 q4 q- Y"Hard work never killed anybody"5 e2 p' O7 Y0 ]4 f  C
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
6 N2 A2 l9 }5 J- L6 JI can look at it for hours2 ^/ I1 y" P3 }$ ~6 a0 x7 N1 W

1 N8 d; h4 x% U6 q+ wGod made relatives;
* p8 F: S/ T2 g9 CThank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
4 k0 E5 t9 @% |; A9 F4 R) z6 U3 bThe more you know, the more you forget
& h9 o" [. u4 m; rThe more you forget, the less you know, g( J% o$ F* u* A# S& B
So.. why learn." M- H# V9 o# o% Q: x3 k  g

4 I- x! q8 ~9 Z" {" e: q! Z' BA bus station is where a bus stops.
+ H  p+ {+ L2 b  C) mA train station is where a train stops./ t0 ?  A( Q; {6 n+ |  N
On my desk, I have a work station....
; ]' U* S4 E0 h; F( d" E  K3 ywhat more can I say........
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发表于 2008-3-17 15:17 | 显示全部楼层
Hilarious!
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发表于 2008-3-17 16:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lol- A6 f" e1 W3 u& _! O
love it ^^
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