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发表于 2008-3-16 21:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If your father is a poor man,
% o+ i  b3 x# ]it is your fate but,- h/ z6 D& r' e8 c* b; _# `% \
if your father-in-law is a poor man,0 w, C$ W' n- {; P* p9 H0 ]( T
it's your stupidity.
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' U8 w, P5 N4 DI was born intelligent -
; g" m! [" g6 O3 z8 o/ [! heducation ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....- a" ~3 J4 H8 b  Z& M0 k: S
But nobody's perfect......) K. i) W. e) _* [
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,! S  f9 \: I2 J3 L
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,# w% ?+ E( q! _2 `  ^1 W& {
people appear bright until you hear them speak.! i+ ]" v: y/ Q0 S/ p. y/ ~

5 G- }& m3 N' `* G+ THow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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1 [/ V" ^* z; `& ?1 ~7 F- FMoney is not everything.; u) W8 Z4 w+ U  E: p! I% B
There's Mastercard & Visa.. s' Q. c6 M: M- I- h

' k% {% B' W7 G) P1 L5 ]One should love animals.! i, n( V! }  l* e6 e/ w# t$ W
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
1 D3 ?+ k0 ]& y: q, I3 NAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.& l& Z: A5 U: r- V5 \5 Q

3 a- i! l+ d% KEvery man should marry.
; o0 `% H' A, O3 X4 ~* {After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.: x. V* |3 R) X) v+ ?3 _
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.  s' L0 |" i+ ~/ l# f" M7 ]
It brings so many relatives.% T0 g5 G2 ]& o

& R$ S" Z& ^  r5 B- L# _Never put off the work till tomorrow
& Y4 P! e9 d0 Y' {, S0 ?what you can put off today.0 j" ], Y$ \0 t: a

0 c4 f5 _! E8 f. u"Your future depend s on your dreams"
7 T: s) s0 _+ Y1 N( Z& F' KSo go to sleep% O" w6 |4 N3 g" m0 a- t) Q
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There should be a better way to start a day
! n" X, c0 a6 q$ iThan waking up every morning
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: T* Q" q$ I9 i& B"Hard work never killed anybody"
; g3 \: F& a0 g% B/ p/ tBut why take the risk' \' N  s" e0 Y
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"Work fascinates me"
# Z$ V& a4 h( vI can look at it for hours
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+ I7 l5 k3 ~, aGod made relatives;5 W' }4 v  D6 d9 n8 Z
Thank God we can choose our friends.; k* U, `9 Z7 r. ]
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The more you learn, the more you know,
4 k# X$ N* f7 @8 @' KThe more you know, the more you forget; m1 X, N7 J" Z8 u  E: y. P
The more you forget, the less you know
1 H' P' T0 M' N6 B8 u+ q; l- n  WSo.. why learn.8 P* P  H* \1 V$ Z" Y& I. B& D" _
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A bus station is where a bus stops.& N- x/ _) q6 u+ w/ c+ J  H0 h$ r6 p
A train station is where a train stops.
" P' o/ }9 v8 h" B! E+ M! Q! y2 ~7 VOn my desk, I have a work station....
% p2 C9 }( i! P/ ?' R. n; X! jwhat more can I say........$ n9 j+ m$ i! U+ [- H
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发表于 2008-3-17 15:17 | 显示全部楼层
Hilarious!
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发表于 2008-3-17 16:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lol
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