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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. Y9 @5 ^/ c X+ }8 c. k
Maria: Here it is. % I2 T. }7 B5 k: t) d
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 8 i$ _4 o0 w D) `: B' @8 w/ I/ [
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ L- q z* w" b n# J" k- vJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 3 ~) H. K2 @ k+ k; l. E, y$ |# V
$ f" H. A0 Z5 J$ C/ n- t" N7 xTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- m, b4 w2 s M& S; q- x" _Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" : W e+ A, |- @+ b5 Y
Teacher: No, that's wrong
/ n) h& j2 W: c$ ]Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( _& ~0 m! A8 V L1 iDonald: H I J K L M N O.
# O* b. B: [( b& w6 e) oTeacher: What are you talking about? % t0 [) {6 l1 a% l& Q0 w
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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9 B+ S0 j: d: O9 B. `5 ZTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. : P' p+ F# g2 ~! A
Winnie: Me!
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# P% g' Q+ I. k1 @# M S# OTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. t! V! s4 _5 o4 @( gGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." & R. S& X. l( S8 h4 v; m% C; D
Millie: I is... ' F/ N# z6 N0 X4 J, X0 E
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ; D3 }/ H9 @& p$ I
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." / P, z1 i0 R7 K1 g0 b$ H: n( Q) n
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 @! U0 Y2 u# f: Z# L+ JLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ' z! d8 O# U0 }. \9 O" G l5 M
) R% R M; v8 hTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " c3 K* S# x1 ^% V9 L& I
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 e. E, x) |8 s
, N C$ L9 W% N( Z2 Z6 q8 [Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ! }2 @: T# ^7 Z9 h/ Q8 o
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 5 Y2 q, f* n: \$ T
) g9 X8 ^' _! n8 ^Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? " k% C, X* Z, C+ l6 @5 j
Harold: A teacher
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