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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
6 u5 C# M' I i4 {2 L( _+ w' tMaria: Here it is.
+ G$ A3 L: h l: JTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / d5 [( n% \" a2 Z1 w# G
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 7 b: A4 i# I% \- i3 Z9 a; P
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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$ s Y7 r* ]( a3 q% bTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
: ?+ D7 S v1 _# ]7 s |7 |Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ' G: }4 u8 m8 T3 ^0 Q& Y5 W
Teacher: No, that's wrong , { \$ M; q# Q- N0 w0 N
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. - `& A. R2 }9 x% }) w- U
+ D1 u3 M6 Q# \# ~; d- K. z9 tTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? : Y6 }! j& A7 l8 G7 I
Donald: H I J K L M N O. + X5 E7 d& ^+ L1 U8 R
Teacher: What are you talking about? : E- P7 k! R* R; ~
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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. n# H* @3 u4 _$ ^Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 [, j# _8 ?3 E- WWinnie: Me! - k' f0 o& m0 G: s
/ C2 w% k4 Y6 f5 LTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; U# H; N! h% k2 Z( jGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." % [, z4 E; q% j5 L
Millie: I is...
7 R) Z2 H I. rTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
" W% c; g1 O- @& wMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 0 \( [; Y( j A1 ^9 d% Q
! J Z6 ?8 Y% l) M" _) eTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? " p0 i% ~0 {* ^6 A0 x
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + Q' G0 ~5 t( ?5 h7 C
I- N/ H# c2 f: M( N* c& t3 pTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 9 {: }/ [/ e$ q' t' c
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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5 {4 c9 `5 i T" r iTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ; N b4 N* V) ^, i g6 {8 w
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* U# Z- J# J: k6 }1 jHarold: A teacher
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