Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick
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8 k6 [  g! k+ @$ pTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 _7 |2 P1 o0 ]# o8 s5 |& W1 i; IMaria: Here it is.
6 l* D/ U0 S( {$ k) y- p: rTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.
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  ]5 y" Q8 ]+ x; F3 qTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( A0 u% t7 _5 \! K* G; KJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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0 C3 Q2 B/ B! ^# d! `1 qTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
- t) D8 C  o! I  P: t6 _, YGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( v7 V! L! T; o! u, B5 [1 s0 rDonald: H I J K L M N O.
: i: A# \( l. u2 _) STeacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5 g  J" Z9 e& {1 fTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 D0 o8 A; F( DWinnie: Me!
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! f1 s) ]! x$ D4 jTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) x2 |. `% I+ r0 H0 g+ yGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

! ^. j7 A& I( ~+ b" d5 pTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Millie: I is...
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ F8 m2 \* v) Q( o  b8 |, P# LMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ M: p) O) K" v8 E' b+ H; nLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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, F/ c  d' f& z2 N/ b' BTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
0 ~; v+ r3 Z6 o/ kClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

: w) r8 B; g  L* q% K0 ]: f' OTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher
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" s6 k! ^- o8 f7 G. n$ f- ]6 @The last one is GREAT!

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