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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ; \' M _$ U) W8 c6 L
Maria: Here it is.
4 K! v! x5 r# P* t* W/ f- \) TTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
+ j5 G/ M8 o* w# M% Q4 iClass: Maria. 0 ~4 V2 t; C( B- y5 ?5 Z
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) e, g" n, K& q2 V8 X0 S
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 0 Y! W. v! Q$ Y1 `& P# M
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ' z: M( G* a, i
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ' Y+ P2 B7 r, S2 d9 \. g" I
Teacher: No, that's wrong
9 [; C5 x! _7 G- L2 w% ~$ ?Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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" y4 D% o* {0 f# k$ [' nTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: I4 u& _0 v, }" ?8 s$ oDonald: H I J K L M N O. 5 z) v( f5 n! o
Teacher: What are you talking about?
9 ]- @0 h* j2 r$ A6 \: y& i) F9 KDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. / G0 ?; d' l) J
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- H! @9 D/ a0 R5 L* n( v: D# RWinnie: Me!
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6 V U- ?2 v+ zTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 G$ v2 z7 m. L3 |. L. |- IGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 n2 w# x9 p& [& ^* E: c
: s: H2 M& i* {2 ]9 |8 pTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 i" x* a0 ^2 Q! ?! _1 l2 fMillie: I is...
7 Q$ a- B5 O! Q( fTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." . H* Q5 K# J' \( k0 t" R
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 6 i% O/ C" t! h( `$ @4 q0 H
6 `# N3 S5 v+ B* e [6 l7 \( ^Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
D3 j! o; o) n. N& q6 {Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , ~. y% J u ^5 J' [+ q7 \2 T
# T- F3 F6 {" l8 X8 a1 GTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 i4 }, B" k+ W1 N% s% lSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. " u, k1 D; ~' L# A% Q/ Y% t
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. @' k8 L) }9 ?" |# DClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ ~' a4 ]. G) OHarold: A teacher
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