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{% F0 {6 f5 i: ?6 kTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
* x& U) o0 C% mMaria: Here it is. % f, c) l1 y# y$ j# R
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
1 W4 O1 C# l# }" M. U0 L+ j9 KClass: Maria. 8 S8 x' K& Y( j) }& C
& Y' f D- @$ q. E, I, ]5 _Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 t- ]$ W1 _) KJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 v9 U6 {) b( `* }
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" * O4 m7 Z& L! a3 H; Q' Y: U3 w- I0 \
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 [( t! y+ e3 p- |$ L) t) o
Teacher: No, that's wrong 3 p- f3 q+ l' v
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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* m' f( w$ U5 ITeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 e2 n. g: |* b6 o5 i$ G! ]Donald: H I J K L M N O.
( y6 F3 d% j+ W* `, ^) b) [7 ^Teacher: What are you talking about?
5 p9 p+ d2 G8 f5 z' p6 Z" ^8 I# m# W$ BDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ; K' W h9 T% g5 A
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( z# | V9 T' S8 x6 m" FWinnie: Me! 1 P1 T7 s+ I4 D+ I
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ ~" i9 `- |1 M2 ]( P) F, _9 sGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. # O/ p+ P$ X2 E: d/ b5 v
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! q2 D; D8 a, D5 I$ bMillie: I is... 0 r9 g7 K9 B8 {1 q8 @3 \( V
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + B r+ V4 |2 k# x/ h
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 2 A( Y/ O2 s4 j A7 \
`( e+ \: G7 w' R( }+ U: C7 ?Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- t2 o5 E" d% }# uLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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3 c3 C; L( R: J2 R% {" v9 tTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ) [4 q1 s" `$ Y, e$ p
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? & L% ~% j( J% v" F
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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1 s# ?( k. `5 ~) H( o5 z: H# ?Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 [/ b# D( i/ V8 p) {Harold: A teacher ) |1 ^# U7 F/ k
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