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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 L0 l. T# ]/ t5 Y# u( Z( W
Maria: Here it is.
6 i5 u2 B2 n' ~) I. Z" S8 a7 o# d% hTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
$ X/ m! b* G" X zClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 J- j! o+ R8 {& l4 J+ n/ ~) j# aJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" b7 U; ^- {+ C& d9 n7 [1 z4 h$ DGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
7 u s3 d5 D5 L, E7 WTeacher: No, that's wrong j7 n1 b* o/ Q7 w
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 3 ], V8 k9 X+ Y# g" U- Z
Donald: H I J K L M N O. * a) R) Z% K3 s% |5 s
Teacher: What are you talking about? & l+ i! ]/ {6 ^
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ( e- ^3 c/ O- o: ?6 M0 {
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. + N: V7 m# U! ^% x
Winnie: Me!
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1 h( H& t& ^+ T# UTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 r" c3 I3 Z+ x7 b
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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% O: e) @* A( q- k" `7 {Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
" k: [& U [) F/ r7 \Millie: I is...
% L) D0 j) n% W! X6 MTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
5 W6 ^. l$ j# x0 s) g1 A& qMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - p1 b, C2 U1 g1 R7 G
6 N* g. C( m5 W+ \% {Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) x$ H. X# c9 e; s6 JLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? * W' E" T9 t) T% r
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + s7 I% \) M( [8 Z2 s/ X' f
B) [8 n7 C1 |1 c# M3 ~! oTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
[' P% {! X( f% }, X; U& l" iClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. : A0 \+ s6 G8 U6 \2 o9 B4 F
' ?' P( a6 ^& l$ e# uTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 9 E% m! } W% L/ i8 U' m1 ?
Harold: A teacher ) U# m. S! e) k" ^
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