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/ N( p4 @+ O$ OTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. , }! Y7 ~" J% p4 q" M
Maria: Here it is.
1 l3 E: ?, K- W0 [' n/ JTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! A0 Q+ S5 f& I1 T8 vClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) }1 ~) U2 D, {7 S% ^
John: You told me to do it without using tables. " @3 s- i$ \! d$ @
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, n, s" K6 E# N* N/ j: p D9 _Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" / P, p) \0 g& d, Q6 a" x3 w
Teacher: No, that's wrong + k" {% t) A' o, V0 {* ~
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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% N! b! X6 j a" f+ k+ l7 Z+ CTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" \- F% t/ V/ ZDonald: H I J K L M N O. 8 o8 z" z1 e+ }2 o
Teacher: What are you talking about? - ]" M, ~$ o$ L6 h6 { X- R# q
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. . f% [4 c' t6 y# [; X6 O7 C. K
; {# o7 U ^" j, ~Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 E+ m' }: x& Q$ L/ R! e1 k
Winnie: Me!
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; o/ Q! S3 u- u% M0 I, F6 BTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ' B: D& B, @, H4 {* K* w2 R2 Q
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ! M/ a) u; X; i9 C9 T3 s- r8 Z S/ ^
Millie: I is...
0 A8 W4 s8 ~! p% w7 ]9 CTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
1 h' V! W2 x0 F6 M/ O+ iMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 4 ]. x% T3 _- n/ R
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& Y' L) s7 ^$ C0 V% z4 [* g" v; m: lLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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3 e) U3 i+ T! M- ]6 ?) ^Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? + d2 H4 b# W4 g; Y: ^% O+ q
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ) `/ x7 |6 j0 s9 ?; Q& Y0 K
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 n/ }! ^2 c Z9 M: [+ hHarold: A teacher " E1 W. d- n% Z R
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