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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. " B5 F( u0 e8 f7 }
Maria: Here it is.
- w% P/ L' O: w2 m# K. p% p6 fTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
( k- B! J8 g2 ]3 d+ q8 l! ]Class: Maria. 7 `$ R( d1 f; i9 o( U( ^
: X* K. [, o: B+ _2 O. e; ]4 CTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: K i( _" _4 lJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 0 M1 {- R0 @3 Z7 k9 P* _- h9 W8 z; e F
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" $ H6 w) e4 T2 ]) |5 G; {
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
& ]0 [( h& ?' k& ]0 [# oTeacher: No, that's wrong
5 S1 D1 w2 l- D/ d* ]Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. " @$ E: i/ S; h3 Z
* q: U: R' Q0 F7 a YTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? & q2 x4 N4 V0 E7 H
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
- k$ Z# r% L9 Y6 j' S; wTeacher: What are you talking about?
$ Y1 I( t# H w" L6 |" Z) v! CDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* H* K' O+ B4 z$ JWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* w7 j, ~% m- Y: Y: A+ [* hGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. / G4 ~9 [: ]3 K; _
7 l9 h w1 Q3 v+ ETeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! x, [; G( `) S# y7 QMillie: I is... $ @, e" ?' D4 L+ |- A
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
" @; l4 T; b% g1 hMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ Y4 b: p6 U' X* V) dLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. O: [3 C L5 H/ p! v
! ?" r7 k1 T D* v4 gTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
4 n! s7 v' x" k _Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. : R& A9 g, k5 A
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" G3 `1 D# Y8 t8 D8 Z8 ^9 yClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. & G1 Y+ F) l8 O3 o- h m
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" L& f6 |" j0 \, }) BHarold: A teacher
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