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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ @$ m& T; q% [% p/ C
Maria: Here it is.
; V" h/ [) F' FTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 b. F6 u6 U7 u1 \
Class: Maria. ( J+ ]& c* g: \% r* L5 J9 t
- _* d9 I% N' F' oTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; h5 e4 a4 j- }1 L. F0 C( FJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ' G1 p3 i' b) A( g
" ~/ a$ q8 u( o- w- O ^; D$ l0 UTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
6 |9 O& h3 b- `. X- O1 DGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
# z- u; b+ f2 B. p# Z2 t: HTeacher: No, that's wrong , a* s' Z% W/ e" K- P6 K
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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' L4 l/ i( d" C0 m' _2 u3 tTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? : V: h' Z6 {8 v
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
5 S4 B5 ?7 @) y4 x: xTeacher: What are you talking about?
) e7 X# q8 T% }Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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9 N0 n. F- @- S) gTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 A7 f1 j% b/ v+ E JWinnie: Me!
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, \3 w! ]# R9 i0 M. UTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 5 }/ r9 A+ i* A3 k% r3 S) M4 J
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 u8 q& _5 v- v* }/ l3 sMillie: I is... 3 N8 U- z' y6 F5 R! T" g/ ~: ]
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! j$ [# u$ ]3 o* r7 M4 v- eMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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0 t3 @3 r; s) l& ?+ r4 \- RTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ S6 n1 Z; K5 R" o1 _Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # S9 }/ a5 J& j: j% _1 E, e
# [- O3 M- W9 ~; ^Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 S Q/ r6 M+ N$ ^Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ! c+ I" Z7 ~2 Z- X0 U/ W2 M' h, m
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; M! l* J+ r2 y* A& u' G8 b6 S) g+ aClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) {. _% [: h) u
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 1 I" g4 f* o3 J8 j9 t; w
Harold: A teacher
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