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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'% q9 J' ~5 J! u! d* U0 b D" d
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
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% A) Y* L1 R- Y6 {2 B/ G1 x' f0 hHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't% |& N" [/ E- y
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had( t' k0 K( h/ t6 a: \4 o7 A
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched; w7 \# `( R& x2 G1 g7 S- ]
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had: n7 H e A6 M
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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