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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'1 }7 t: q+ M# J
The girl said: NO!'* _5 c/ N. y8 X* u9 a
& F0 U% A, G& H' F5 [4 Z9 s0 p. aAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
) Z; L+ f$ \* H2 m1 `) L# `0 b! Z$ vDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never+ c1 v& x3 R+ }0 j
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't9 O% i* t5 Z% M5 R+ X- i
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
$ S# ^5 B2 \7 j/ xAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched. D# V9 r4 F8 Z1 ~
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had# L8 N% k3 q' W- n) u
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
0 g# F% A: v: f2 M. H3 zSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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