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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
4 W6 V" [1 D f, gThe girl said: NO!'
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5 P6 |- w0 `& w8 e' V: zAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,5 u* g3 s# T. U+ S
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
) H( N' k9 z6 X4 |! gHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
7 e1 g2 z# z# ]8 `& U4 T+ B1 DGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had5 ]8 P' {/ H6 z9 `
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched9 \$ _8 S' u2 X+ A9 `& \
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
8 }: L1 d6 c. _# }1 @+ q, Q9 l$ QHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
3 d: @3 `, w& D. n& i! E# L# gSweat pants and was pleasant all the time., J# t( e: x$ D- J* Q! R$ g
0 v3 ~4 L, G( S+ sThe End |
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