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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
2 P% d. ^. E* `$ L  tThe girl said: NO!'5 v3 G9 O3 V/ F- G* j
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
& f9 b2 ?  g) l  w2 U& YDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never+ ]( O; d/ Q" Q3 L, Q5 L
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't- H) N" H9 ]/ z  }3 q
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
) P5 `8 m4 v6 d7 V: \+ \2 ^All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
9 O, v: r/ j8 nSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had: I. V- F# F3 E) S
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
6 _2 j$ ~+ f5 `2 U, y/ iSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.! z* s, G2 ?; c( E
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The End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 % E. r+ Q3 F! F7 ^# i% U; G
What does this story mean?

: a' ^* _9 ^/ sMeaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表 - |( O" |6 ^6 D' m
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
" C& F" \1 }) m, ?What does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny- n' p; D! G9 D& l* H
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
7 K0 J' b3 N4 N$ i4 w5 q. W' rAnd her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
( d( ^( g4 _8 y0 hAnd her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...- M9 x( H( f) G  a1 X
And her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表
/ q+ v$ @2 T. E( u4 ?; `& ZWhat does this story mean?

: d6 v& D# o& t6 E, A  n. y8 Wyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
* z+ o8 f  U2 Lyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!

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赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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" \3 l! ?3 x# a+ c) T2 ]2 E老杨的这句英文说的好

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. n) }8 k, W9 vWell, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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