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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
/ f" D* J) Q$ h4 \& a1 @# EThe girl said: NO!'- z/ G9 h& ~( y6 v3 ]/ d7 H* h' U
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,% x- P. ]" g4 h/ |5 f7 Z! w
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
: T& I6 w) d- @3 mHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
- G" }1 C( X! }! Z8 [0 O' YGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
5 h- D8 N  B  `All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched) ~. ^+ |6 o+ @) I
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had+ a# P+ [3 o- _# Z  G4 M! O5 E
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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The End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 3 U& W( G8 V( L. F( \4 `) {
What does this story mean?
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Meaningless.....
鲜花(23) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
% O5 s- e- `  \, eHuh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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0 g  I1 Z' B7 C Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
- k. h3 K3 l0 ~$ `What does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny$ F+ W* {9 j& c6 U' ?7 {
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
$ h( H' g* Z: t# e' sAnd her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...# n5 n1 s* x( B1 R2 J& D8 O
And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...( P: ~+ {5 Z# z4 I; [' D% D
And her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
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what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 # |; ~6 U, z) C3 `( n2 @
What does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表 6 s2 E- h1 t/ _
you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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老杨的这句英文说的好

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Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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