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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
" U( }$ p* i$ Q- XThe girl said: NO!'
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+ Y6 Z# v' A0 b* L8 Y4 vAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,5 V) T+ U# J2 I' V/ S: o/ R
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never. }7 R( }/ I4 ] _; C) W% l* r
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
, p+ L9 j G3 V# o! m) x8 DGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had! p/ s3 M. P' j, U' J; M1 Y) Q2 W
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
. f0 \" v6 [: ?+ g. p) ~Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had7 u4 t3 Y/ h% m. c7 L4 J( B
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
1 b2 Y0 x. T$ B4 JSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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