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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'8 e' h4 F' `+ u& s
The girl said: NO!'8 y$ ]! h3 u' k
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
* K! E( S ?: n7 U/ O pDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never2 {4 U% u0 J" t) l) y
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't" [; P1 M" J2 r, P/ d
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
) Z% I, ?. f0 }9 y6 g; m" rAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched" o+ j( O, v- L& P' h9 P
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had \& S' q% D- e- C" x" z! B9 m% u% y
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
$ Y8 n/ q: z, Z" {3 `2 A3 d0 DSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.! x. F' F9 T6 }$ h
& S/ l5 W: C2 I$ x- }The End |
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