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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'& I# G% f7 i; }9 y, Z
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,$ g- E5 q: K8 t
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
0 K- k0 H0 z( ]3 @% R7 h4 n+ u; |Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
% i a" a! J- U/ aGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
9 V% \* K$ [/ e" t% z+ nAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
+ K# l, ]9 |. k( s* S" }3 X" `Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
9 c* F8 H# L# ^. N vHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
8 L1 g& D; @6 | D2 L \Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time./ F! D- ~$ D* i
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