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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
3 B# B7 ^& X" bThe girl said: NO!'
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% F; J9 i2 H) n9 Z" IAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
3 T2 i; J$ F; ~6 y" WDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
' e' _% \) X6 ?Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't- E# A' T2 g! W4 s6 H& }
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had/ i% @7 v F& `! ^% i- i2 V6 [
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
* \/ K# V4 c2 c; M: R1 t/ U' ~Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
+ x J/ b9 v" i# H/ a5 aHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in. m2 j% _! C- y. f% O' T
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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# _8 z7 T/ B1 B0 C0 ZThe End |
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