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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'1 }7 t: q+ M# J
The girl said: NO!'* _5 c/ N. y8 X* u9 a

& F0 U% A, G& H' F5 [4 Z9 s0 p. aAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
) Z; L+ f$ \* H2 m1 `) L# `0 b! Z$ vDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never+ c1 v& x3 R+ }0 j
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't9 O% i* t5 Z% M5 R+ X- i
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
$ S# ^5 B2 \7 j/ xAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched. D# V9 r4 F8 Z1 ~
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had# L8 N% k3 q' W- n) u
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
0 g# F% A: v: f2 M. H3 zSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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The End
鲜花(85) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
3 r/ T+ }! n# q' M3 u) v) D* mWhat does this story mean?

$ c0 S  q: ]) ~3 oMeaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表 6 w4 `- {* `3 D- T8 }) D; j6 S
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 / p" A  C1 p$ J) ]+ ]" }& `% A
What does this story mean?

! c+ j" z4 h% t老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny
" S; M3 m) v4 o/ a- I$ N: X"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...- D7 i. p/ i0 a) ^! b/ K
And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
, O; h& a# u3 Q6 u4 S4 kAnd her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...3 r: {& e! x& Z  T% D& h: g
And her job is secure forever...
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 ; T1 |; z! w7 c. {
What does this story mean?

, q5 P4 K4 g' r/ `. y/ wyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
9 H4 |8 x7 Z1 E; c  p+ ~# m( Jyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表 , a; f/ F0 k7 q4 t- y( J3 h
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老杨的这句英文说的好
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Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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