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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'% H! m7 P$ G8 C3 `
The girl said: NO!'( A- c! y1 {. ?& z! c( L
$ N1 t% P! p' @) k c* A+ GAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
6 o: E0 ~/ [! M: gDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never, s! ~- t. d* S' v9 B0 g
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
$ x0 c# q1 m% a) \+ qGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
0 O5 V- u" I3 h7 }* S+ B$ D! MAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
% `9 a1 e4 m f' CSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had0 o6 g P! e+ R) s
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
P! D1 A! g U5 ?+ j$ O3 FSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.2 X& R2 t% g# D; |
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