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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
3 c; D2 O2 c8 iThe girl said: NO!'! c* s$ }8 @5 N; o7 S
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,4 D. ^6 N* E# a F$ ~8 F% m, H, w
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
' ~/ u: ^8 } ?Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
' p2 \6 z4 i, c) Q1 n( Q% `# [Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had1 u9 C- J3 g' \. J4 Z* z* q
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
4 D, D$ `& P, o% J4 Z% j7 ~Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
: u* d s- A* Y/ Q2 F7 CHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in0 n" f1 P/ G; Q/ N1 J
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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