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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' L, n v, W# n3 o
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,+ ]9 s9 A# ~$ o
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
) d9 ~: I0 l; t: K3 M- N& W0 vHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't! j( f! z" b+ N0 z0 C
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
- R' O! U) r4 G, q1 H% PAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched7 b, y5 @4 l; }# D6 u
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
; K; ?" I9 v- k2 L! pHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
$ i+ m9 D& L4 u4 W/ iSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.9 i i$ u2 t* l2 d, Q( m s$ W) u; y- H
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