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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,+ C1 I# I; M( q/ O9 m7 T3 ?& t1 }1 o
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
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Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had, E$ l: C% V7 V
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in7 e. A' W* J/ h+ Z, u
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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