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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'% q9 J' ~5 J! u! d* U0 b  D" d
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
6 v$ ^0 m# ?$ S7 @7 G  _+ l" cDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
% A) Y* L1 R- Y6 {2 B/ G1 x' f0 hHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't% |& N" [/ E- y
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had( t' k0 K( h/ t6 a: \4 o7 A
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched; w7 \# `( R& x2 G1 g7 S- ]
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had: n7 H  e  A6 M
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
9 W# {4 l5 |* l" R! s& `Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.) H4 {2 _3 x, A- L3 O
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The End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
& }* Y6 R8 h- V  `, oWhat does this story mean?
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Meaningless.....
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
5 O, y7 I+ Z  `# Z8 A) ~' bHuh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 0 X! T; F' x6 h
What does this story mean?

7 U( G) g# ?( D9 N& q$ p/ }& P老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny3 q2 d8 s0 f" ^  J' y
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
6 R% E2 C$ k; S( e6 b3 BAnd her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...7 V8 A5 k2 x' C* M! I" H
And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...( T9 [! w* z4 o0 q# B+ s
And her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表
- V$ w) e2 w% l) M; v$ Z. u! A5 \What does this story mean?

0 @$ @4 r  g2 |. m9 N0 wyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表 ' o' B- K6 G9 L% s1 [
you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!

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; n  L7 E9 S! K, u+ F赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表 ' A/ {1 g4 O4 W0 S
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老杨的这句英文说的好

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5 j% C6 H* x1 p4 ~+ w' s& PWell, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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