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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
2 P% d. ^. E* `$ L tThe girl said: NO!'5 v3 G9 O3 V/ F- G* j
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
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Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't- H) N" H9 ]/ z }3 q
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
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High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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