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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,% x- P. ]" g4 h/ |5 f7 Z! w
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
: T& I6 w) d- @3 mHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
- G" }1 C( X! }! Z8 [0 O' YGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
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Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had+ a# P+ [3 o- _# Z G4 M! O5 E
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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