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Will you marry me?

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鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
, _2 f2 J! ?( A1 y; g; |2 ZThe girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,+ C1 I# I; M( q/ O9 m7 T3 ?& t1 }1 o
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
' |, U! k$ {3 k0 N+ P* zHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't! p# j+ f+ l$ z
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
- ^2 l# S/ D) u) o0 @All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched2 j! m4 P, a+ t: g
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had, E$ l: C% V7 V
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in7 e. A' W* J/ h+ Z, u
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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The End
鲜花(85) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get it.
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
: J! c6 L, q: r+ AWhat does this story mean?
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Meaningless.....
鲜花(23) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
, ^5 @2 u4 a/ h% |Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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Maybe I should use "下!?"
鲜花(13) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
Unmarried life is happy.
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鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
鲜花(43) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
1 [- r6 O4 G- e) h. |, w5 ]. f& PWhat does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny2 ~$ L8 ]5 }! B: I3 o
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
come on
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
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And her job is secure forever...
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
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what's the point?
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
鲜花(115) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表
9 ^" _' d. T8 W. r0 _6 _$ e* T: ZWhat does this story mean?

  K5 l8 p1 C9 y9 ~' @3 Syou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表 ; b$ P+ J" K1 X  M* O# ]" a
you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!

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赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表   R/ @4 V( `7 a. H. s, M

: j3 A& w5 [, ]4 ^) ]# @/ }2 Y老杨的这句英文说的好
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  p1 H/ g6 n6 D! `" m3 uWell, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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