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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the) i$ l# h) P) v! r v. X
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful+ u3 B; a6 K! V% V) G9 A( t( {
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.- ]) U+ m0 |/ C( ^
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
+ l1 \) y3 r$ b- u6 e3 oStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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' X6 i7 G0 x) v1 i, L; ~Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
$ [* i- I* Q5 w/ M3 s. [; n+ pHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met6 F. j: ]/ x# Y4 h( {& g# S& i
the eye.1 u$ m9 V; g/ e6 g) G- _1 M5 p& ~0 m3 I
( ?1 R) ~; T- c( a/ DReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
3 j" P7 S3 n5 G; Dthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."5 i/ t: E$ K0 M0 ^
. M- m4 c [! x) {0 w2 ]$ OAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
. w4 v2 G2 h' T. L, f9 ^your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
' r8 `! n$ r9 a& X% V2 Z* C) dgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?". S6 W$ S) P+ e' F* d3 A
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be* ?+ |* `6 v: R/ P6 j" ?5 y! f: H
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,....." @5 I; D1 I' _5 j$ C$ u
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
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that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".% U" I Q; g- Y& i6 T1 n
7 ]4 ]2 K7 g7 x7 | x' ASeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........) ?; K8 J3 t6 L7 S/ P0 x0 \4 x
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
1 p! n0 t" r- z# T& p& y; I0 rsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
Q) z9 {( s# X2 l$ c. jthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
3 t+ q" e" ^" F+ B! L+ ~gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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