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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER! Z1 J5 |2 `: i2 ^; ]0 |" g
% q: W( Z/ b9 m" W! K9 e$ K8 B4 xBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the/ C) @" [1 S/ U9 x$ y6 s
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
" Y# j% t0 s7 o+ ~; |Brians' roommate Stephanie was.7 K" F/ c8 s/ Z
% B5 A: G. t2 E! l' ~/ Q" A, q7 YMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and% |+ e& p; A7 H* D! _: x1 g
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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/ P* V1 C( S( tOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
) t" D6 q: d# R8 C! p9 Q5 g3 Q6 r7 SHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met1 Z# Q8 _( e0 X( C/ {" g# H4 E ~
the eye.% M+ F' a w5 |6 V
0 Y. P8 _7 \9 D. R6 j$ s, y7 ^9 kReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
% U, K" Q+ e" K% d, Vthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."$ r0 ?9 D, |, t
, A0 t: c% a& l5 `7 f8 p: \8 \About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since9 c2 r% j, C/ ?& y2 ?5 Z3 H
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver2 H# M$ c8 ~& a6 ]
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"0 g* `$ O9 C a' `$ U, @! A
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be, s3 K* O' A) h3 R
sure."" p) K" _& w3 \/ [
$ d9 [, f+ v4 x' l: S' c. vHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....4 x2 \+ [) z4 t6 o; g
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
7 P9 R* m0 h0 _# C# E+ Z( X# jI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains) Z' ]1 C1 Z) S, i7 G! h4 V
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".4 k8 A5 g7 u- S0 p7 ?
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that$ w) O( x0 P; Z
read:+ `0 S# v9 Z1 f
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"Dear Son.........; v3 p" I* {* n! b2 e9 v
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not8 K2 j7 U# i7 h, e' }
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
3 M( Z5 ]: b( \- ]7 j7 J& Cthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver$ r( \4 `% {% _9 ?- C% B7 S$ q( Z
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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