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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!6 F% v' m+ r) ^; q- s9 g& o
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
; c8 _* y( f. X8 Q3 [9 D1 s& J1 Dcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
& ~' w8 p. A7 x: RBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
- I) D1 Q: C$ gStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
/ Q+ I' U P0 RHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met8 y" B, y' j/ C5 |4 K1 m! ]9 S
the eye.7 U# l P# b" t5 y# O' [ ]
" ~. d6 ^9 i% XReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
* Y9 i0 d: H! r' v0 I2 vthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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4 D; ?# C: u+ {+ }; xAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
# }8 W7 o1 C; Gyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
! f' b" S. I, `/ ~* F* Vgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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' d& d7 t( Z! P! |. Z% BBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
6 f- ~4 f3 h) l/ sI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
! U7 d. |! P$ |+ bI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
7 T6 [( t8 I" U/ hthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".$ ]6 `$ j9 ~1 b" i
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that: X* `" k6 b- X$ S. G
read:% P3 c* O/ L- R' l2 A2 I- C
# i/ r* K9 k! i"Dear Son.........
/ G- F, s3 A, s8 S/ U+ l' \I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not+ A& f# y6 s9 {' _" i: R
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
) G% m4 r; B. a# Pthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver0 A5 v4 d# f. A- ^* v3 n$ G
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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