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三思

"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
  J5 U# _# v7 u, H% I4 j( Z9 nBrians' roommate Stephanie was.

. G* N/ A" h$ uMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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5 j# ?2 X8 z2 \' l6 ]0 ^Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
3 v+ e9 F, z# {: N2 d- yHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
2 F! Q. m& k1 U9 z3 n7 r3 }+ cthe eye.
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! i( L4 y! ]# B5 [3 @$ H7 L! r( JReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
7 n8 I  b* a4 ?; y# S. Oyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
1 ], R; M1 s2 \1 T# d: ^gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
' b5 b  k- C1 Y! G; D7 iI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
4 a0 B$ P( T/ q) Jthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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3 ?9 K+ G! ^6 r2 S! t2 {' c5 V, YSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
7 S: t- S7 B8 F. v% w0 rread:
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"Dear Son.........
: ?3 r6 p' ^2 o' TI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
- \& }9 i0 ], w4 Y# {9 S, Z% Rsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
4 ]4 }: D" Q' Qthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
8 T$ O  N# y8 N3 A# x- mgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum

别申请了

I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.

轩辕无天

这么一大堆英语，看了就头大，晕呀！！！！！！！

黑弟

Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:
这么一大堆英语，看了就头大，晕呀！！！！！！！

看人家别申请了同学多牛，还用英文回答呢，你得好好向人家学习了，不过别申请了同学干的事情，你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:

悟空

好文好文有意思.

三思

Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:
. H% f4 c  Z' f# h( J这么一大堆英语，看了就头大，晕呀！！！！！！！

当作业读！不读完了不许睡觉！

老杨

今天闲着

生姜还是老的辣啊！:lol::lol:
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聪明的老妈斗2个雏，小菜啊！:lol::lol: