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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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& I# ~5 y3 ~4 j, R! d) m& LBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
9 N v# C9 {) \% {course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful A. [0 i/ J" v0 B. o/ V! n
Brians' roommate Stephanie was./ d$ I+ i$ }0 N; t3 q9 z
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
+ l: Q* }# Z% Z4 w O' VStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.- a2 v- }% {/ ^
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met6 u+ x% E. j, e- S2 s) ^) L
the eye.
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5 u0 r7 y) H; p2 }) P2 s" c WReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be+ i9 b; j1 \+ _" w, x. N$ a
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."0 \# j. a4 s+ j9 X1 S* i- g5 @/ R
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
* N" L/ k$ ?" t! Qyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
; i: L9 U; r6 y3 Qgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be' U2 @4 Q( B4 z) t. Q2 j
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
& V6 ]" ]) W u* B7 g VI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
0 q6 H7 O0 [! e0 Z; L) W4 kI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
' @7 [# y7 ?+ _ D# Qthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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$ \2 ~ G/ _/ |7 H3 |! K' o"Dear Son.........
* M2 T0 Q" E) TI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not |. h8 z7 q& }& U. Y6 R; x V
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
; U! g5 `. Z$ b6 K8 gthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver, U- J- S8 n. {" K3 l" a A5 W
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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