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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!2 I" M' o1 P$ E- Q* W* ~
: o6 m* q+ z: \" @Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the% I5 `3 {/ X: j" _* J
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
9 K% g4 k+ E: J3 ^- ]Brians' roommate Stephanie was.3 m8 d) q2 G9 v! D: m
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and6 A1 c0 L6 q0 n6 x" j. c$ V
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.; }/ ^6 t) n/ A2 a; I$ M
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
# h4 X8 _. M7 N8 eHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met* ~* {) J+ a' P
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+ w. L/ y4 F* NReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be1 Y6 }% T; F1 t
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."" N( O' N g. Y) ] A V0 S
- \2 Y: ^% T, |3 N* M5 u' ~- eAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since2 `6 u- K' e+ n" k+ ?. H1 S" a$ `
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver/ }) k$ L9 [+ ~, F5 ~
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?") k6 s5 t; d/ n
3 |0 x1 X% M w$ Q) @, \/ GBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....! U4 `" Z+ B3 T
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
7 b: v/ B' O5 ~I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
+ j* Q% V) \! w$ Ithat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".5 Z# X8 u, D7 K" U7 o1 {/ |
, _$ ~& L0 A- H6 ]' j4 l! aSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
, n( ?4 B; ~0 W( ?I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not- V q& k( C# |4 b
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains8 |# B+ n! K( h
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
8 \! N( K, Z5 U4 Y7 Ggravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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