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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!3 B( v" B W& m, u- r
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
8 v* q2 C2 w' B3 |+ ncourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful9 R$ C+ y x6 s# E
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and3 C! u9 }5 ^4 i/ c
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs. c6 q% x! V1 `: l8 {* B
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met. i. {/ [+ h( s
the eye.
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$ Q: A! A. Y( b gReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be, X7 g. @" P7 m: B1 ] } N5 \
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.": H$ q+ q1 o! L
/ Y0 M+ z6 J8 U5 o8 p lAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
9 [0 d% R6 J( Q5 ~! n( }, {8 b2 a* Tyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver \ S4 w% T! b* w
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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- M6 f, X* F( r! |3 h4 m; cBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....3 t5 T/ g: O4 V' c2 X: D4 j
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
: z/ a) U2 Z6 y7 i4 b, ^+ hI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains! ~6 ^6 J. A5 O5 k" T% K
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that, \) D" B; h& `$ V* O3 A4 W
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"Dear Son.........
. c& M% F# \( ]. t1 B1 `; [! uI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not) u+ Z; J+ `% J+ u
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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