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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the/ Q+ U3 F. i6 p6 b
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and/ J0 }2 V' o w
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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1 }8 T' \4 C' K N6 j- GOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.( \' {3 z6 ^2 a }
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
2 G: E* g) G$ G. H, k: |& zthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."2 \- m9 O, M! b5 [4 j& Y" J1 T. C
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since. M& I% R) u) J6 j2 D7 Y7 s4 R
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver" r7 V" k P! x
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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' I) D: D% k. s# C" Y% tBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be( ^, H+ x; g* M% q& @
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$ t. q) y/ ` xHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....( ~" B" T$ _7 @, |, I' |/ p7 S5 t
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
' ]! l9 W P' a4 eI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains( r/ `% M4 B- ` D: R4 D
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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; O; T0 b! o5 @. E) Z8 @! `4 cSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
( d' h; O8 @: O8 WI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not6 m# G/ I+ T. }; R
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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