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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
! |. e0 D1 ?: y' pcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
3 A/ p" N. j+ G# W& L+ ZBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
" ^" j# S; d) c* FStephanie and this had only made her more curious., n: F+ N$ X0 L2 i/ n3 P! J
% o, W9 G1 v/ Q: a2 DOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
, w) I/ i. U' YHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met& b- \4 X2 u; V. S; }* W. r4 a
the eye.1 {3 J, _, [4 V& M T' g
) t5 `( U& m6 A$ IReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
8 K& \6 |- B( z* Dthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
; S- l( V. M- L: V3 @5 L/ oyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver# I, q; P- x. X! M3 J8 N$ ~
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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1 o) v- p0 ^ p! sBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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: {# v( G% _" d* x) b. w: v) fHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
& w u% O2 N: R: N/ mI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and4 ]$ H/ B6 B4 j% ~& e
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
7 @) [1 E: r- m5 ythat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".# j+ K& ]& |. _9 T+ T( o
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that, |; K5 P/ i/ y0 c
read:
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8 _; Z9 o4 t5 p# j4 T8 n1 \0 o, s! P"Dear Son.........2 j: b; m+ s0 T$ g4 V( {& F( e
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not$ u! ]5 ~2 `3 G
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains. U2 G0 N y* s; k9 S
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver: X! P7 @+ m- a1 L/ I, t# W
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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