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Marriage viewpoint ( A, {4 u, [. }2 L% f! n+ S
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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day: a$ ~2 w4 U8 r" S* N8 @+ U
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
( n" H( r2 { {; j; e; v3 L6 P" xslept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got! B. F. J' M; [) Z
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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+ S: G: B8 Z; w' }2 N# c% H* m'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma* n/ u5 ]* \6 q [
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me" K. L0 T# Q/ m3 ?. q$ W' K4 W
that you're not holding up your side of things.'% _ s1 E6 e- V6 Y
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot/ ^8 d6 X: j# }4 L6 c6 n+ T' x( V
25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
0 \8 q$ U, N) ?; U" j! H) Gonce again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping% F* u. v% T8 w, z% F! ~- G$ E
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.! a4 L0 R4 n" ?; o; k( i2 p
4 U- y! ? m# v# _# eAren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in6 G; H7 \2 R* V s. M
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