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" s" Y. J" W& G6 u6 O+ H9 t& T% hWhen I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
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slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got% Z6 L, M1 x& I" J* P& V5 D
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'1 ^! b3 E( w' K2 A) i
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'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma `8 n1 e/ p9 x
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me
1 U/ P) C* M3 Y0 ~, Fthat you're not holding up your side of things.'% E: H d9 ]1 f2 G
4 f5 J4 t0 S1 J# r% O! X) IMy wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
( Y" I" T- _4 V25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
) J8 {: p3 J1 s) Q6 |8 }# D( [once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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