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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that( }7 X3 R! I7 Z$ `, { X
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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1 M, u! `1 w2 K# Z+ oI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did8 W* ?; S8 h& U1 v
exactly what her husband asked.
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/ C& e. N2 T" Q/ y& o% X" x/ A0 \The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.$ F6 G8 R- u% G' `$ S8 L7 H
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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5 e: F+ S- s- BHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
: g3 K" |! l5 zdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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