Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
) X/ T+ L: X5 z% X4 j# S5 J% efishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
5 k/ f" G: n% Q. \+ H" Q2 x3 Pweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
1 M, u! `1 w2 K# Z+ oI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
5 Q+ C6 `7 p$ u( B  d5 Ysilk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
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/ C& e. N2 T" Q/ y& o% X" x/ A0 \The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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5 e: F+ S- s- BHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
: g3 K" |! l5 zdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
, m1 f0 l, W0 h' s; Q% D" Ssmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........