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鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-23 22:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go3 p' ~! N1 J  F$ [: Z/ [
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.6 J5 H( }) [9 c9 M, v: V: i

! C* T8 h: z( v! t. y4 I% PWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that1 r! F$ ?& L1 _1 u2 @
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a% Z# U$ P" {( ]- V$ \, C# c' `. B
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &' S: O# Y) R3 n% X4 P+ F* C, m8 M
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue0 E) y: o: u, ^" n
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.  A+ T/ b( X6 |' p& z
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
, C, [' u+ `' ^, Bdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'2 v; e3 b6 l# N9 R

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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-2-24 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
Smart woman.
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发表于 2008-3-2 15:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
I read this one before~
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-3-2 21:43 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
. D' L; ^1 Q  q4 t5 C" S6 M' bsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

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