Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
" ]$ U5 [; ?9 F' P- g$ M) bPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
) A, |  y; n5 X. A' C; p# Qweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

1 p7 ]$ z! z7 I# M7 t6 m$ PThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
1 L) t: P1 ~4 i; @3 X, P$ E( \exactly what her husband asked.

9 F# O5 v7 K6 I8 W( BThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

" \8 a" l% I8 B3 l$ SThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

, Y) L4 u7 E' R; VHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
& p, ?3 q/ O' R3 F1 `1 Y1 _% _didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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, o9 j3 ?! t3 BThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

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I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

( P7 X/ t+ C" W; x' x$ R7 G5 C' E* a- z$ OCut off his........