Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
, u  P; ?+ U! B0 [. Qfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

& z$ L' K# F: L+ s& q2 ]) WWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
! x- G" A7 P* n' RPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
+ E: Y' J' }" j' u$ I3 Nweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
, E6 [( ?; D1 L( _# p% ]& }I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

9 T1 e6 z/ O. Z4 a& xThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

4 Z, F3 ?  o! IThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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1 h" e& _! u: JThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

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I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
* X- M; h& v; l" o) Esmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........