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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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3 M, R0 W) x: L3 k; I* [3 fWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
3 ?- h3 L8 |- r. ?. T0 `8 |, A5 w% @Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
. I+ A2 t; f* X) U% o4 gweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
9 l) E; {5 p! }I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue" a0 E' C6 F# O
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?7 ]; t9 z0 d5 O% R
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
$ G# `2 Z0 H6 H% @" x' c9 Q5 Qdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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3 v" O% w! E, X! ^( {! E$ u" |The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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