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鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-23 22:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
: u# I. Z3 Y- D* X; u+ A6 z9 N  b' Vfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.8 n( M$ i* N9 M0 P% K7 g5 e: e

3 C8 u! |8 B6 u" f& \We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that( ?  @. r- q; \5 b) I
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a8 K, e& m) H/ e( g( t. Q5 b6 R  J
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
' J+ F, d- _2 P1 I: u; LI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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8 B7 E3 t3 q/ |6 }; PThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
6 y; s" j/ P# w: |; Q# [) qexactly what her husband asked.* @8 t- u  |& T0 q4 U2 K( ?

" H' v: J% \" O# d8 {) k/ |1 C+ sThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.0 P% M  n: y( b( L" r2 S
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why! F  n) W/ H/ I
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'$ ]" |2 l# g/ P! e* l0 r" p# r3 v

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6 t3 Q) Q+ p& C$ e) ]The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-2-24 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
Smart woman.
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发表于 2008-3-2 15:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
I read this one before~
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-3-2 21:43 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表 0 c2 \& W3 E  D6 y1 \
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

1 W7 @( b6 w5 k5 U7 GCut off his........
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