Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
: u# I. Z3 Y- D* X; u+ A6 z9 N  b' Vfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

3 C8 u! |8 B6 u" f& \We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
' J+ F, d- _2 P1 I: u; LI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
- k2 }; J1 {% [6 Zsilk pajamas.'
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8 B7 E3 t3 q/ |6 }; PThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
6 y; s" j/ P# w: |; Q# [) qexactly what her husband asked.

" H' v: J% \" O# d8 {) k/ |1 C+ sThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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6 t3 Q) Q+ p& C$ e) ]The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

1 W7 @( b6 w5 k5 U7 GCut off his........