Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
  M7 i0 }1 C( y* K6 L& R5 L' Tfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
6 v3 K5 _% K$ s# J7 W8 L* }! ]8 dPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
& E9 X) L; A8 ?0 {$ gsilk pajamas.'
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; Z" x0 V  T! ~( e; L* dThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
8 t! w+ r# Q* ]& `% lexactly what her husband asked.

+ Z8 b8 E  P1 L; P1 j- b; H$ i; OThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
4 n+ H& \9 v# O5 K" i4 r" Z0 V- ydidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


+ @2 s0 i  T5 K0 KThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
9 T6 l5 o! S* B' P! O- ^, u; _smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........