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| A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go3 p' ~! N1 J  F$ [: Z/ [ fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.6 J5 H( }) [9 c9 M, v: V: i
 
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 Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a% Z# U$ P" {( ]- V$ \, C# c' `. B
 week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &' S: O# Y) R3 n% X4 P+ F* C, m8 M
 I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue0 E) y: o: u, ^" n
 silk pajamas.'
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 The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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 The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.  A+ T/ b( X6 |' p& z
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 The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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 He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
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 The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'
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