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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
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week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &7 ~& `! R U$ T
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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; Z" x0 V T! ~( e; L* dThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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+ Z8 b8 E P1 L; P1 j- b; H$ i; OThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.9 ~0 O3 }2 d$ l( ~ |6 k
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? u" N8 A1 Y0 E, n( C
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
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+ @2 s0 i T5 K0 KThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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