Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
- h1 G$ X* r. r1 g* {+ \week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
" I; Z9 [7 t7 _: N/ d' H/ CI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
  S; k0 g0 e; ~3 O* Gsilk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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# l8 H6 o9 `. l4 XHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
: j9 {; ]6 n7 Bdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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# o5 o; t3 e* v! \# `' N/ e2 cThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

" K$ ?( Y& f5 ]4 y6 uCut off his........