Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
: g4 H3 n" ?4 ]fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
4 k9 W0 B: U$ y/ t6 Q; s$ Vsilk pajamas.'
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7 x' i. T- g) F) M/ NThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
% ?: h2 b# u9 A" F! U+ i* bexactly what her husband asked.

! F; C& I( i% L7 \! c- L. kThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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$ g- x* }* Y2 f$ N5 dThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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6 ~3 K2 x1 L" L$ A: j; d; y; k: D" [/ f. wHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


( X1 L0 l4 W0 t+ ?9 {( q# FThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........