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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. 1 V- n# J2 K% u3 y0 O w4 T
- \7 k0 ]* r# m/ e2 z! HIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
4 F( h. k) b1 B3 Nmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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0 E2 w& b0 v& N2 uGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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4 A. j! U9 m5 _6 J3 u* M: f; aWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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6 J8 a5 R0 h8 |" x; O2 DWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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: l- ~ Y1 c% hCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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' M& v9 [. `+ C, XWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. " Q G9 p6 [% B& q+ c& \8 `
6 `% R0 n. u* |" K; MWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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* k. G* ]0 |7 l( GShave armpits and legs.
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) l( m7 [/ R+ p" H% T6 KSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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' i$ B( _( h' k2 W! Y/ qSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. , `- J" w- }. s8 \! {0 }
& v* v4 S( D, m0 C# RReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. : {3 X, Q+ V% {6 b) K
7 X, J/ ^4 |! G4 _+ T# c1 v9 vIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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, c5 z/ J' F( V( ]5 t4 C; gHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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0 M7 `0 B7 ^- _" X$ T; }/ _0 nTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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Walk naked to the bathroom." d: F1 A- y, U
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. % C& w" X) G0 f* l4 K
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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. {9 b% j7 { R& |Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. 9 @ t! ~- c$ {5 R3 k) Y
3 \. l) y! U, r) { C: xBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 8 Q H1 x+ Z2 A+ U
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. & M3 I' O5 T8 u5 Z% f4 M: a) h( Y. B
- u1 T: l. Q: ?0 VWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. ; n6 y( M9 a$ C8 S4 e9 A3 R; {9 k
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Rinse off and get out of shower. : y6 H# b8 t6 C, d0 m
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. , z( C: x9 x8 i9 F O
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. 6 E, f3 h* g1 s
6 r3 Q, Z2 p# m. l! O2 _Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. % C, h' N& @3 H0 ~0 j
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. 6 u+ h' o& n$ c# M0 A5 E
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Throw wet towel on bed. 5 S5 [/ [) R! k- w: [
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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