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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : e) s7 |3 _; x6 w
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.! B1 m" |) O. H2 r
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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+ P4 m8 h# ^; B h) ~0 A' K& yIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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* k+ b4 x& f; V# c( f3 aLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- ; `) [" E# [- z7 v. _
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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3 o- S3 u8 G7 w2 H& h4 Q6 V$ O6 @Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.# z4 s# {5 L) j
- X* `# n, H/ V" \Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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+ B3 M: M+ E$ {' RWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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$ W* d; a. A. gShave armpits and legs.6 M N$ P5 P) @0 T# ~4 }. E& I- q' V
+ j9 R2 K+ o3 F& r# q/ ?Turn off shower.0 C: f4 o+ J1 |( `0 a
. [) E5 E, p5 m% z9 x* z0 c0 ?$ I& nSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.7 I4 I8 |. L1 N/ |
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. " d. G* ?1 s3 o0 ]3 o+ f9 r" \# _
5 O) j/ ~+ f) O; }Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. % @- i2 e& [3 F& a! B2 k) L3 w
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. 2 F! d: E' k; j* d7 x R
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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% Y# k. l; k XWalk naked to the bathroom.& ?8 H) e; q5 ?
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. ; h$ Y# i3 j- R" T/ d
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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! L b) C: }( E% u( }# q" \/ A0 eAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. - T) ~) n7 ^2 T/ G2 J: O& i* j" g
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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: V8 E' J) O; Z9 _2 Q- ^Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. + ^$ m4 O" o: a, a% T* v1 N3 \
# V' A& Q) R0 B! ?6 X7 W6 H0 v1 g4 jSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. & k5 D7 p; x: Y4 c3 O) i
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. - \% R0 `' \+ H i
+ x" l/ ^6 j2 o( M6 u1 h5 h, J, HWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. " j& E. X5 j- @: C6 o! O
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, u! k7 H/ \$ m, S! A5 TRinse off and get out of shower.
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6 a$ l4 \' Z& g& b3 x% APartially dry off.% r2 c" t1 \4 W5 a8 \4 P
) w: m& U, m. p- f6 R' |! aFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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; D! d& R$ W& vAdmire wiener size in mirror again. + ^: [5 l/ J- M% G
u2 d6 [# P! V4 V: l, ]8 |Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. " d( G4 N9 q. t/ x' M) Y/ h# i
; w; q2 Z B/ i3 k5 u0 R9 dReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed.
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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