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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.' n: }9 m {' @7 w# X6 B
& d% g0 Z. C* n9 u- [Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. 4 L- M' e* t+ z
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.% ~2 R2 P# B" \: Y5 d
d/ G* U. c/ O- I) vLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
* @ l9 o) G ?, n3 p7 T) imake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.0 f+ ?) F7 r& Q" f
0 ^7 m+ S8 t. }* u" @Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. * [- ]" [; G, w0 V
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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5 C, G8 r& S% ?& JWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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8 i9 P( B$ w, C+ A# j6 C/ b7 @# u, NWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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8 E3 F! \+ B% T1 yRinse conditioner off hair.. h* n/ v- _1 M# m2 V% e6 g
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Shave armpits and legs.+ P0 o0 l* ~8 M$ C/ `: W8 t) ~8 U
8 Y* Y4 }7 W+ v/ C2 s: FTurn off shower.# m! y7 _; |: N7 L/ [" q) g
: ?1 [+ I& A- [ u0 zSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. 5 p7 r; z; O) V8 d4 L- h- p, D
V. v8 L5 D: lGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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7 G( |8 k5 P# A& x$ ~$ }: CWrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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9 z2 N3 y: `4 O% PReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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0 D2 U8 S$ K( ?+ O* s9 GIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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- D7 T' o. e2 BHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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/ G& R6 g. c2 Q7 U( z k' GTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. + t; w0 r/ z Q
# u# n! W( w/ lWalk naked to the bathroom.
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+ m" `* Z+ ?4 I& tIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. 3 b9 l; s5 A6 S- s. G
) Q" k: {9 S4 ?! Z& M7 U& o( dLook at your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. ( y; m. F5 d, _3 _" _
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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: q9 C+ U3 P7 B3 B! m+ x0 ?Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 9 C( _6 l1 x$ h8 g
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 7 R+ d5 r; N4 \8 F+ x
; q7 e6 H4 ^& D5 H8 m) cSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. , E3 | r: R L1 L8 Q6 j% c) S
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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8 @ x7 @! ?; D6 b$ fWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. " C7 f+ K: l, p: [9 C
. ?5 Q) o$ M( N5 A* [; yPee.
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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- Z" c6 z6 e, x/ M% e6 w3 C1 xPartially dry off.7 b. _. ]% _0 c0 d- Y! X6 t$ q
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. ( _: x1 u5 k8 w, E
8 e& d- ]3 U+ l' v9 c9 Q/ yAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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. t; i3 P$ V+ ?, RLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. , Z8 |' y% I0 F4 n- K
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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