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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
1 z+ Z+ q4 r% h  i4 F: w* d"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
  N% R4 m/ J* C, l& X+ `# hHarold is his name.
! ?4 Y6 v& w5 r* R6 t) OAmen."
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+ a* h! X9 n- [6 Y2 n6 }A little boy was overheard praying:
$ g8 r$ [: T8 D2 Z- s"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,+ j# k' S2 n5 y% I
don't worry about it.' j& E, i1 b+ x0 i  o6 n
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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1 l' H1 A& T* L' L6 I& GAfter the christening of his baby brother
) R- t& Q9 ]. v1 J; g& c& }% Cin church, Jason sobbed all the way home' h+ b" q) h+ h
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
4 `* A' O3 O" j) h  z; Ahim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
. Z# p) |) N' n- I! J* {  Kboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted/ l: n. c2 K& l3 {
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
7 }8 O  k" i* j- _# }$ V5 Yto stay with you guys."1 H; D: b# N$ K' i. i$ S& O
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One particular four-year-old prayed,2 m9 F, j2 ^, W$ T/ @/ L/ |8 d
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
* i# F$ [9 d' }  k" X$ Twe forgive those who put trash in our
6 g; Q1 D9 A% Zbaskets."5 o: }% i. g: R9 Y4 @7 p

1 Z2 d$ v2 B" x; I- A3 wA Sunday school teacher asked her+ p: j, K# ]" ^! m4 o3 U2 ]7 M
children as they were on the way to
8 K( ^- O7 |# Q2 yChurch service, "and why is it necessary
# }  A5 m/ H- g' X4 P3 fto be quiet in Church?"
/ @. u5 Z% ^8 E8 l& cOne bright little girl replied,  F% v) \. B# n. K
"Because people are sleeping."7 o; Z0 y8 ?+ D$ k
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A mother was preparing pancakes for; E5 D$ j4 }! D. e$ Z
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
% l* }2 A2 ], }5 k1 E0 R* z# w. sThe boys began to argue over who would
& L5 S6 r& D0 b/ K7 A+ ?, i9 Mget the first pancake.
9 g* E: _+ K  n/ W( A9 a8 N7 L8 BTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
( O$ o$ n( i0 U/ z, h* P: y, Q) ?moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
' ?1 F+ R4 g% F) X- I+ s7 [would say, 'Let my brother have the" y4 e9 d, W9 I2 j$ H
first pancake, I can wait' ."
1 C  f2 d) T1 N' M. @7 |Kevin turned to his younger brother and
0 k* `7 s! \% e4 hsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"& v0 a# U* D! a8 N
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A father was at the beach with his children  ]6 L4 g0 e4 `5 x
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,+ x2 J7 @) p8 y) s! B+ e# P. u4 B
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore8 r0 h/ y. Q4 K# J$ g( ?
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.4 f1 A4 m4 A$ t1 j" [2 {; @
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
% w! {, O: D" ^8 E9 u; j9 B6 y2 Q"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.; W" Z0 r: W% s, p; i' S1 z9 D7 W
The boy thought a moment and then said,
2 D2 Y1 n: G6 p2 `* k5 S"Did God throw him back down?") ~. J8 Q$ X3 ^: `3 Q$ X1 K% Z

2 E4 {( m% m8 S; f; JA wife invited some people to dinner.) G4 V2 b/ T% q& j1 f3 \: }
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old6 j3 H- R* n$ B$ {
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the4 ~& ]0 s& d2 F+ \" c, L
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The3 U+ [# c* R: q4 o0 w
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."3 S5 q# {' P% k" x
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head0 E5 r+ o+ V& u* X3 [1 k6 P5 Q7 k
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
$ |7 o# }+ ^4 ~* C6 K( e9 B9 i/ Kpeople to dinner?"- M8 L: U- z4 M  ^- x# L

$ e1 B1 i' \& [9 f( QCheers!!!+ @5 k4 ~$ l0 Q) y. u, G

  S2 b8 C/ O+ m5 gPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
) N) Q% Z+ Q: }8 k% U2 wVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

  D5 x7 V8 ]2 Y* f# Taha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ) H# Q. {$ O4 [) n

' o3 C: Z4 f0 u, Q+ o) C$ G) `9 MRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
8 N% I8 r. o: {; m* q"Don't be selfish!" I said.
4 |2 w6 k! h5 d# g- V4 nMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
+ y* f  d% s3 C6 T9 u7 K* }( rI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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  u1 N( E& e: w/ r$ D9 baha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.& q; a( R, B, V3 l$ ^' l
"Don't be selfish!" I said.0 A/ j6 ]% s$ b: y* @: w9 z( l
My boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

/ j" O  X* U( A# N5 Dha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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' K* b# \7 i; {5 HRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 E2 {4 M3 i* Z"Don't be selfish!" I said.
- m, g9 W& a- V6 dMy boy's eyes turned ...
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# y; B2 B  c  a# [9 X6 ?Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ' W6 r' I4 U0 d- X
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ; h0 _) l# p3 I6 f9 J

* v3 H  E( c# S2 \Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
, ]( L' ]5 ]0 d"Don't be selfish!" I said.! V2 y9 v( ~$ `& A0 L+ W7 L1 g" l
My boy's eyes turned ...

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6 P9 i3 [' M+ U& fThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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