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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
1 z+ Z+ q4 r% h i4 F: w* d"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
N% R4 m/ J* C, l& X+ `# hHarold is his name.
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+ a* h! X9 n- [6 Y2 n6 }A little boy was overheard praying:
$ g8 r$ [: T8 D2 Z- s"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,+ j# k' S2 n5 y% I
don't worry about it.' j& E, i1 b+ x0 i o6 n
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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1 l' H1 A& T* L' L6 I& GAfter the christening of his baby brother
) R- t& Q9 ]. v1 J; g& c& }% Cin church, Jason sobbed all the way home' h+ b" q) h+ h
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
4 `* A' O3 O" j) h z; Ahim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
. Z# p) |) N' n- I! J* { Kboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted/ l: n. c2 K& l3 {
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
7 }8 O k" i* j- _# }$ V5 Yto stay with you guys."1 H; D: b# N$ K' i. i$ S& O
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One particular four-year-old prayed,2 m9 F, j2 ^, W$ T/ @/ L/ |8 d
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
* i# F$ [9 d' } k" X$ Twe forgive those who put trash in our
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1 Z2 d$ v2 B" x; I- A3 wA Sunday school teacher asked her+ p: j, K# ]" ^! m4 o3 U2 ]7 M
children as they were on the way to
8 K( ^- O7 |# Q2 yChurch service, "and why is it necessary
# } A5 m/ H- g' X4 P3 fto be quiet in Church?"
/ @. u5 Z% ^8 E8 l& cOne bright little girl replied, F% v) \. B# n. K
"Because people are sleeping."7 o; Z0 y8 ?+ D$ k
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A mother was preparing pancakes for; E5 D$ j4 }! D. e$ Z
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
% l* }2 A2 ], }5 k1 E0 R* z# w. sThe boys began to argue over who would
& L5 S6 r& D0 b/ K7 A+ ?, i9 Mget the first pancake.
9 g* E: _+ K n/ W( A9 a8 N7 L8 BTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
( O$ o$ n( i0 U/ z, h* P: y, Q) ?moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
' ?1 F+ R4 g% F) X- I+ s7 [would say, 'Let my brother have the" y4 e9 d, W9 I2 j$ H
first pancake, I can wait' ."
1 C f2 d) T1 N' M. @7 |Kevin turned to his younger brother and
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A father was at the beach with his children ]6 L4 g0 e4 `5 x
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,+ x2 J7 @) p8 y) s! B+ e# P. u4 B
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore8 r0 h/ y. Q4 K# J$ g( ?
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.4 f1 A4 m4 A$ t1 j" [2 {; @
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
% w! {, O: D" ^8 E9 u; j9 B6 y2 Q"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.; W" Z0 r: W% s, p; i' S1 z9 D7 W
The boy thought a moment and then said,
2 D2 Y1 n: G6 p2 `* k5 S"Did God throw him back down?") ~. J8 Q$ X3 ^: `3 Q$ X1 K% Z
2 E4 {( m% m8 S; f; JA wife invited some people to dinner.) G4 V2 b/ T% q& j1 f3 \: }
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old6 j3 H- R* n$ B$ {
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the4 ~& ]0 s& d2 F+ \" c, L
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The3 U+ [# c* R: q4 o0 w
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."3 S5 q# {' P% k" x
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head0 E5 r+ o+ V& u* X3 [1 k6 P5 Q7 k
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
$ |7 o# }+ ^4 ~* C6 K( e9 B9 i/ Kpeople to dinner?"- M8 L: U- z4 M ^- x# L
$ e1 B1 i' \& [9 f( QCheers!!!+ @5 k4 ~$ l0 Q) y. u, G
S2 b8 C/ O+ m5 gPeace, love and happines! |
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