可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

1 P3 X# u) I  G- p3-year-old Reese :
$ a* O8 ]! F' d"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
  ?6 z7 j+ I7 c$ mAmen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
! Q2 a; k1 A- T; j" [: u"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
1 K! L  v3 P* F6 bdon't worry about it.
4 s0 u/ ~+ M4 d4 N/ P7 ZI'm having a real good time like I am."
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8 ~+ p9 d! O0 qAfter the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
1 P3 I( n2 }' `/ \3 t% F# ^him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
# J, _8 x9 b+ K1 Q" U3 {: vus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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& F  R3 J1 X1 ]: yOne particular four-year-old prayed,
3 w* J$ n* R1 y  @"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
- `. _% m9 `- d3 TChurch service, "and why is it necessary
0 [, o9 z9 m3 x$ g0 m  Mto be quiet in Church?"
& B1 R% Y7 A; M- Z2 j# [One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
: g4 J1 `+ O% pThe boys began to argue over who would
& X) v# ?* Q' \" iget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
/ X4 P& \7 g( X- Cmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
! v4 W$ C3 x' u6 P4 Nfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
- B# h& O! k+ w. J! K' kgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
4 B+ ]) g% H% ~# k# `"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
8 A% V2 U7 x/ d: |) H"Did God throw him back down?"
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- [4 M) f, K$ a! QA wife invited some people to dinner.
& P7 B' W8 v; j" qAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
: W% {$ u. }9 x7 a" mgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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2 P! J. U* j, @6 T! i& \Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
9 x. J# K" ]$ B7 d! [3 cVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

' M9 J9 A& a' D+ yRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
8 \+ y- h3 h1 n+ x9 z' fI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

7 j* K$ }2 C1 @2 n5 O# Baha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
0 @' N9 h* y$ O0 b: P
- v' T% X- y8 m( K9 ^Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
, j4 [; U9 ]9 L  ?"Don't be selfish!" I said.
+ G* G! x0 Z- Q2 D$ j, L% h9 o3 hMy boy's eyes turned ...

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3 m9 T1 v) b4 i& `% ^$ Q好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


& e- M9 t  ~  B1 O9 J% c3 e0 E好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
2 F; w( C# B5 Y- {% l
2 z  C; b$ D" W2 ?2 |aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
4 _$ O  A  ~; O& V( \
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

( ~# A  I# ?* a. y. M% t- R0 PAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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( Y1 T, A4 O8 ~1 K8 ZRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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& _& n, D$ R; }" M8 I1 UThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby