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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church* q* ~  D0 v) `' A, c- g6 a) b$ o
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3-year-old Reese :
& w0 E/ w( }. o+ ~) v/ ^  K/ Y"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,# B# D7 f- D+ R
Harold is his name.
8 ?$ v  J* \& u7 p; j. c  qAmen."7 b8 j# X+ Q7 b! q! U$ n
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A little boy was overheard praying:: C2 S% e: G# {; u7 e* y
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,! G3 m  u3 ^" [0 m: d
don't worry about it.
$ n1 f; K  [( X% K* gI'm having a real good time like I am."( @6 o. Z1 [* L- I! V
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After the christening of his baby brother- g# U2 _+ ^' o6 W, g
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the8 n/ w8 k5 q) p1 W+ j- @" u! g
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
; N: G. d, ^2 m) m4 {, O3 ^us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
+ s) p. k$ P2 O"And forgive us our trash baskets as' @/ H5 K- |) I
we forgive those who put trash in our
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. K7 f; Y, B: ^* o$ R, XA Sunday school teacher asked her
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to be quiet in Church?"; G+ Q3 C! o# }$ Q8 X2 z$ o
One bright little girl replied,  b+ I- U  t. K1 S5 ^- {; P7 j* w
"Because people are sleeping."$ A. ~$ |- t+ Q: l2 q) t5 q% }
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
9 l; q  w9 ^6 Y1 qher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.) K0 t2 _: P8 V' Z! t5 g1 V
The boys began to argue over who would- }) z" B3 E. k+ x
get the first pancake.' f4 H- d" f& g6 E  l( Q
Their mother saw the opportunity for a* u6 i6 `! y& P$ I
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
2 P$ r$ v. j* R. a; f/ @- q9 uwould say, 'Let my brother have the
* n1 q. g/ ]" \; i9 U, x& {/ }$ wfirst pancake, I can wait' .") p" U( _& Q/ ~& H
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
' U; S7 V* j5 _  ^) p0 S  nsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
3 t' C; a% p0 I; cwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him," }" R6 e" I8 y  k1 k1 L) \3 Y
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, o3 s2 W0 s1 l5 Y6 Q  x
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.2 s7 Z7 e& N& G: {; E1 N3 |( k: K
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
4 v' Y( k) J7 W* _. y% \  K1 q"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.( Z; ~, H% e- e3 S8 z
The boy thought a moment and then said,  f1 n) E6 I6 X
"Did God throw him back down?": n# n: F" V2 g5 Y# t7 W

, q* o) s/ l' _4 G8 M/ s; ~6 s3 x6 k/ LA wife invited some people to dinner.
: o1 s& Z) J8 kAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
- W# ?/ D) w0 w& d; Vdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
: F. k, Y* Q5 \4 y4 z5 y( @) [blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The6 u" e0 Z# U" ?
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."8 g0 d0 d; `9 l9 J
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
1 g# y5 h1 ^9 |& T8 e) yand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
7 V. ^' e5 M8 x& Lpeople to dinner?"
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4 q( I# g/ f3 g$ \Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
9 X' ^% t. @9 I: tVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* F: h" n1 `5 J: L* X6 B1 S"Don't be selfish!" I said.
# n" I4 e) j, U; I, D2 ZMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
; z5 y& k) B5 x9 x& `! O0 PI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ! K  D: L% v! L( n# [

9 X. L9 a+ h+ V' _5 Gaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: # B9 J. `( M: p2 g: o: g1 D- P

5 U/ k- ^2 \- t; E; w* ERecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.9 P; C  z5 Q9 r1 Y' P' E$ w2 C
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
9 r4 Q3 P9 |* r+ KMy boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 4 S" n6 t  t9 M) L$ a5 f! e

, {# [0 O% Q& U8 I: iaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: * V) [% J+ p3 A7 k* x

5 r6 w& h! H1 f# BRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
3 z$ |6 x, l, q- M6 @1 ^"Don't be selfish!" I said.( |2 X: M- Y" J; l5 U
My boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ( V, f4 R. O: x; X* Y2 J
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 6 ~5 N' A/ c  ]  [1 H0 L4 I
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.0 m+ k& t# z8 ]/ i/ Q8 W
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
5 s6 ^" l; Y0 p$ F8 SMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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