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Kids in Church
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, E( h1 \3 ]# v( H/ t& X& ]" H" \0 F3-year-old Reese :2 m( o `8 R0 S ~3 Z9 f* o
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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Amen."1 p+ o3 u" d+ H: E# @3 }/ L
) ?6 ^2 }& `# y4 U; |; nA little boy was overheard praying:' Z9 |' V: [/ g8 H0 `+ K( m
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
6 G- p! R4 J3 d( R* \! s1 Adon't worry about it.
0 s0 A; l L. o. V3 dI'm having a real good time like I am."
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T2 q0 c5 `6 D& x' r3 {5 mAfter the christening of his baby brother
) y) U. S4 N4 w7 c4 zin church, Jason sobbed all the way home) `' x! v$ \0 M$ q: z* ` W
in the back seat of the car. His father asked: X$ y6 h8 T3 ^, R6 x8 v, M4 ?
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
/ s" Q0 x4 v. Dboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
- @- ^+ T4 H' p' ~4 F& |& S+ Fus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
0 a Z* d, b1 w9 M8 E2 `* d+ Sto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
/ f! l8 I4 w! q& @"And forgive us our trash baskets as
N! D+ Y+ [: F& z( ]& bwe forgive those who put trash in our
- j, M) _9 I3 |: m; Pbaskets.") T; G1 s5 P6 W% S- ]
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A Sunday school teacher asked her1 v4 |7 i' z# o& p# C
children as they were on the way to
3 l+ |. D9 D) {2 b! oChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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$ }3 R+ f3 u" d# e- J3 VOne bright little girl replied,
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A mother was preparing pancakes for; |2 g/ m% W' G& s2 y
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.( Q( `' g: D! G; J! |: z
The boys began to argue over who would1 u" k6 h4 W, O! N% y$ q
get the first pancake., d6 x# @: w. r6 }4 t& T9 q6 Z
Their mother saw the opportunity for a' E/ d O' J0 B7 v) [
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He( [( p& ]- Q) j7 z) N9 |- v
would say, 'Let my brother have the3 v- F* H3 P$ i( Y5 z9 c1 B
first pancake, I can wait' ."8 C- C7 O9 k E
Kevin turned to his younger brother and" S3 t$ Y, Y5 [4 r0 z3 o4 [
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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3 Q/ W! @3 X" u! S- G& t# \A father was at the beach with his children7 w" H3 r8 s2 k M+ }$ C
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
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where a seagull lay dead in the sand.; L# V2 V9 e5 E9 \' k1 X' Y
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.; S. j/ F3 r0 E& h8 V: k
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.. ~# W8 r1 A% H1 m3 @* T# C
The boy thought a moment and then said,3 Y* v; ?$ i/ g7 o: o3 c
"Did God throw him back down?"
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( w6 E: l! \! f8 n2 u5 K4 X8 a6 qA wife invited some people to dinner.
( c9 A& S" K5 r- x8 QAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
5 G9 c. t4 g8 E' e$ ~daughter and said, "Would you like to say the. |/ j. K$ g/ U9 G# i. h$ E4 H4 e3 p
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
9 o9 o4 a: S w( \, sgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."" P0 |7 ^: M; {, c) e% o& _8 [' r
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
- @$ x( e% m1 Dand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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+ l& y& `) r! a: m- J# {0 s3 VCheers!!!
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" N F/ \! z( APeace, love and happines! |
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