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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
" A' O" ^: C) L7 B* h0 \& x- o"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,# a! F% [4 S! `2 ~9 [' A
Harold is his name.
1 o5 ]4 o4 v! `0 O* ?$ N& rAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
& @# }- C" W4 I"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
, h% U, A' C* Y( Hdon't worry about it., H0 R1 T. @9 M' L& y& Y
I'm having a real good time like I am."% X9 s; A1 ^7 H! @

8 u" u2 Y- a2 G% |+ F2 hAfter the christening of his baby brother+ F% R; F- V" p
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
0 @1 g0 L5 w( m' E" Sin the back seat of the car. His father asked
( [. n& |! j+ _3 \him three times what was wrong. Finally, the* ?$ N$ u4 ~; A5 D
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
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to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,/ I- z( e- E/ g" s' K) _: g7 H& E
"And forgive us our trash baskets as5 s/ \# [& l- s
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her3 L. w* V: M' B) W& S& m4 Q
children as they were on the way to
! ]1 s4 C3 M/ A6 i3 TChurch service, "and why is it necessary
) u1 C! O" e3 t$ ^. q; Zto be quiet in Church?"! h; D' |- |5 b9 o/ [9 |! `& Y# A: W" P
One bright little girl replied,7 b+ ^- F! Q* T! x7 m
"Because people are sleeping."
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5 ^  B! i1 n) v( U0 WA mother was preparing pancakes for
7 N* A  {" \* X" O4 Hher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
$ F3 }: {" S( }3 b$ C; fThe boys began to argue over who would- K" x. p+ V& c0 f' [  \: Q5 ~0 C
get the first pancake.
9 j8 i: c8 M( c2 KTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
4 d. t# Y+ V3 c3 ?- \' m/ X3 Kmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
4 A- V3 Q6 r# e+ x7 W& M  [would say, 'Let my brother have the
1 O2 @) W; o1 {4 G+ Yfirst pancake, I can wait' ."1 P3 c' s; o: A
Kevin turned to his younger brother and. F" z, p" b, p
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children) l; h  m$ C/ l) L+ E0 z
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
. }; g# s8 K. s" z  h" sgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore! }$ H8 Y/ z" D
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.2 Y8 B. |7 D3 t3 M
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
; [8 |7 i* Q9 Z9 X+ h. K"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
5 _6 O( m: z. {( ]2 V" oThe boy thought a moment and then said,+ u9 }+ i' D) Z* i' k+ r
"Did God throw him back down?"' Z: Q5 N5 z& {0 P
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
2 h) T# h) m1 D+ a; v. r8 X0 iAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old0 i" c6 V* M3 k+ F
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the1 z, e( b! I3 M; C) \
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
# T3 b% Z) q6 J0 Q. tgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
% y4 d+ m5 e$ x# Y  BThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
, Z. I# l( j  `2 d! |; e9 x3 ^) tand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
" N6 b# L6 q/ X) c5 [1 ]7 speople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 ) M9 O% Y6 J6 L2 B
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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7 E; w$ u9 J8 d8 I0 W: k( T( ]5 RRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
) z3 a6 d6 [- r% B, A0 x3 B"Don't be selfish!" I said.5 }6 |) x, J: W1 `2 t
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" , g+ N  S3 F' j  a9 S# J
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 6 k1 K# }0 R7 q  [. r+ L
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.) M) t# c3 t2 ?
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 T9 P1 n) j/ c# T' k, EMy boy's eyes turned ...

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$ g, L9 }- g9 @' |8 |8 }1 L# D好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ) H5 e# b& a: x2 L; S& z7 Z1 M
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
# ~" h7 b2 M/ v% b! V"Don't be selfish!" I said.
/ z, c( I$ j* y0 q- O7 TMy boy's eyes turned ...

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0 @% V6 ~- R6 J4 p/ `# x) K3 ^Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 6 @/ E6 T( X: h5 i

; `2 e; U. I% E4 s7 Z+ vaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: : X7 \6 W/ I" M
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
; z( a- g/ v6 S"Don't be selfish!" I said.
8 K5 e8 A7 a: |/ yMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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