可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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2 a) r" t; e, [4 A4 n# y+ v8 t3-year-old Reese :
$ j0 Y9 _( L1 @"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
# \3 J8 Z3 w+ ~) a, \  \3 EHarold is his name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
1 Z( W6 y9 n' S3 p6 q; i2 W# [7 y2 {* ^don't worry about it.
1 y) i( ]. V8 FI'm having a real good time like I am."
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& `- {6 w# ]( f# mAfter the christening of his baby brother
* C9 B) F6 @& bin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
' l( S, B) a5 h6 p2 Qhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
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to stay with you guys."

; k& x( N# i  L7 ?. L* dOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
0 _% w  N1 p$ Y8 [3 v4 Y' Uchildren as they were on the way to
9 C% z  D1 @1 O3 ]5 i6 u" g3 h+ b* K9 uChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
  \: g' E* A5 O* [One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

& t: v/ Y- e, _. T( g; G: L4 HA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
, r- o/ [8 T) |3 m- f5 h2 J8 {& eThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
' X$ b' z) d* aTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
" `9 _$ J4 x1 w6 r7 q$ gfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
1 f# z+ o4 K% ^) TKevin turned to his younger brother and
7 E6 u- p3 {6 S& Ssaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
$ h0 z+ w) J. Q2 E1 o$ N! zwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
' M6 Z8 p; q0 l) \8 y) {grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
3 E/ R, u4 p. Y  Z' [# x+ z" M" Ywhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
. B5 g) R' A! ?' ]4 \5 W"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
  I0 X/ X; `* v/ a/ m"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
9 p$ n. w( D3 F: `- I' G; z+ s( x"Did God throw him back down?"

( n& z4 }/ r! c2 d* h0 lA wife invited some people to dinner.
6 T0 X" J0 g; `1 uAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
, H3 W' v; d6 W1 {9 |+ tdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
9 q' U4 e4 ]" dblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
; h0 k; j3 u3 R5 L- v9 Igirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
. G, O3 u* j2 W0 l  O" C! [2 o6 w( Q' FThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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5 o/ N; E/ S6 }5 p, B! _Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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. C. e" C1 t: M  c( m3 WRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
! ^9 e; }$ m% @"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
' A+ S" N+ C3 t9 a( i1 J& h0 OI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

3 v8 F. |4 B& s% r' d) iRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( @- ^, Z3 w! ^, |7 \/ p"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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5 F7 g+ }. B( v. ~! U  P, R好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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2 d- V2 n& q6 x) H2 o好好吃

' K! s* }( l6 xha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

; M) g/ }7 U3 o; s& }) w  Z" faha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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  M, w  I% }# F6 ]5 F: f$ pRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

9 I- e0 P" M7 MAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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2 i6 n" O. T6 A" Uaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
# Q% K" J4 w% }5 e1 Z3 b3 C"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

( X, g" Y' E- c6 H7 Y3 fThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby