可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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; [( ~3 d: J) v* ~* e3-year-old Reese :
0 `+ I, I9 [! c+ N+ `# |; S"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
7 @: }6 a9 [  _# A. QHarold is his name.
! ]# ^7 d: ?$ \Amen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
5 E4 C' n4 G3 W6 y' {, Cin the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
  P, k) |: d3 A7 s$ m1 K; e5 gus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
( v7 v: L- P# ^3 q"And forgive us our trash baskets as
9 k* o# R2 z1 r& r& _# owe forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
2 c! ^9 t$ ~" h+ k  K1 WChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
5 p" D5 ^: D, m) O$ g  GOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

2 [! q* _' f4 e( M8 \2 Z, SA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
! z; s! P* |: w  S+ a5 ~The boys began to argue over who would
) {4 f, h8 X: Y5 C( Q) aget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
4 H0 w/ Z7 U) c2 W1 C  jwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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: l; e; `/ c9 |7 [; s& h# j2 sA wife invited some people to dinner.
  u, H1 p* y6 ^2 v2 W' O3 TAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
2 T; E. y% g9 _( F; Jdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
) p( \0 Q( w& wblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
8 I5 ]5 ]4 K& |girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
# r# p  K+ k: V% ?and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
+ T2 C/ a% X8 a9 {people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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: B" f6 d' S4 C# v2 ]Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
) ?- ]4 B5 K/ A/ Y# yVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

8 I3 c! ?0 h, N2 jaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

) j$ t$ Y3 I4 m5 t. ~' W. BRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
$ P9 C# ?0 r0 B- B) g7 T6 zMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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4 Q" K3 r) R9 u4 c. Z7 ?  N( Z) {Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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4 Z7 _$ V7 @8 w好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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  J( J; q8 g; s: }好好吃

: ?# O9 r* a) \1 }; Pha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

: D! M9 ?; R5 o8 zaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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# b7 ^8 U$ ^. m5 `6 A' L3 t2 m  tRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% O$ f4 W/ C9 c0 {; }4 W5 s"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* D8 M+ ^. L; ^. V" KMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

4 ]7 ]! R/ E( R8 h( Q* @) ]aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- X( O5 I$ i; m: x2 t* G"Don't be selfish!" I said.
) {5 O3 B. U- w1 K6 v% `My boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby