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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
" A' O" ^: C) L7 B* h0 \& x- o"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,# a! F% [4 S! `2 ~9 [' A
Harold is his name.
1 o5 ]4 o4 v! `0 O* ?$ N& rAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
& @# }- C" W4 I"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
, h% U, A' C* Y( Hdon't worry about it., H0 R1 T. @9 M' L& y& Y
I'm having a real good time like I am."% X9 s; A1 ^7 H! @
8 u" u2 Y- a2 G% |+ F2 hAfter the christening of his baby brother+ F% R; F- V" p
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
0 @1 g0 L5 w( m' E" Sin the back seat of the car. His father asked
( [. n& |! j+ _3 \him three times what was wrong. Finally, the* ?$ N$ u4 ~; A5 D
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
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to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,/ I- z( e- E/ g" s' K) _: g7 H& E
"And forgive us our trash baskets as5 s/ \# [& l- s
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her3 L. w* V: M' B) W& S& m4 Q
children as they were on the way to
! ]1 s4 C3 M/ A6 i3 TChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,7 b+ ^- F! Q* T! x7 m
"Because people are sleeping."
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5 ^ B! i1 n) v( U0 WA mother was preparing pancakes for
7 N* A {" \* X" O4 Hher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
$ F3 }: {" S( }3 b$ C; fThe boys began to argue over who would- K" x. p+ V& c0 f' [ \: Q5 ~0 C
get the first pancake.
9 j8 i: c8 M( c2 KTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
4 d. t# Y+ V3 c3 ?- \' m/ X3 Kmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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1 O2 @) W; o1 {4 G+ Yfirst pancake, I can wait' ."1 P3 c' s; o: A
Kevin turned to his younger brother and. F" z, p" b, p
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children) l; h m$ C/ l) L+ E0 z
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
. }; g# s8 K. s" z h" sgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore! }$ H8 Y/ z" D
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.2 Y8 B. |7 D3 t3 M
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
; [8 |7 i* Q9 Z9 X+ h. K"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
5 _6 O( m: z. {( ]2 V" oThe boy thought a moment and then said,+ u9 }+ i' D) Z* i' k+ r
"Did God throw him back down?"' Z: Q5 N5 z& {0 P
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
2 h) T# h) m1 D+ a; v. r8 X0 iAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old0 i" c6 V* M3 k+ F
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the1 z, e( b! I3 M; C) \
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
# T3 b% Z) q6 J0 Q. tgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
% y4 d+ m5 e$ x# Y BThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
, Z. I# l( j `2 d! |; e9 x3 ^) tand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
" N6 b# L6 q/ X) c5 [1 ]7 speople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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