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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church7 [. |; N1 W8 Y2 d3 ?" {2 m

) E* I. z+ R5 \& a" O3-year-old Reese :
7 D5 M$ _4 g& g7 z2 |1 K, R"Our Father, Who does art in heaven," D$ ~' I8 [  m7 A" @- p6 L
Harold is his name.& n4 C7 G/ x  q4 ?
Amen."
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3 U% \& z1 v( \# |A little boy was overheard praying:$ X1 P# e6 K8 r$ |: a* x
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,) |* R& \2 Z7 ?3 `
don't worry about it., M: E8 b( L: H5 I2 \+ }
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
3 e( o9 Y1 A  t$ h# e0 i2 ?$ ]in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
) L1 b  `1 A1 B$ Q$ Bin the back seat of the car. His father asked
$ h% s3 r% `$ Z  n2 hhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the7 x. I' n9 O# C9 A- Y, c8 f
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
% {! k' o- \. q3 R% S0 gus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted5 n8 r* u1 t( p; M
to stay with you guys."6 `) Z: x8 j$ o' g' ^

5 L$ G4 q; m8 |6 _0 g9 |1 j! sOne particular four-year-old prayed,
4 o" B) @2 k6 Q3 @6 b0 Z4 u"And forgive us our trash baskets as. I  C* p7 W2 D5 g- v
we forgive those who put trash in our, S1 T) M( ?( N& Z
baskets."$ a  e* W  @% H1 x

0 M/ C& [) j2 IA Sunday school teacher asked her5 r% `- J9 j( a* F, W3 t: J
children as they were on the way to: ?$ I- g' H3 N
Church service, "and why is it necessary8 C% n$ d! G6 M1 k4 j  G7 M6 |
to be quiet in Church?"$ e& R8 n' {! f( }+ e& s
One bright little girl replied,
$ }2 f; m2 Y9 \9 z9 [0 P; ~' M  v* K8 n"Because people are sleeping."* S  u0 K8 w$ T" W$ Q. p& S

+ ~8 l* F% E% r5 ZA mother was preparing pancakes for
5 c5 Z  N0 f2 G( V5 f/ T; l4 ?: `her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.( \' B. `& k$ O5 j" M, ?+ j! w, H
The boys began to argue over who would( u" |* J0 b' `, c+ h  Z9 O( M( ]7 A
get the first pancake.
$ }/ B& F: P- G! H7 n/ lTheir mother saw the opportunity for a" @# i4 `: P8 E  X& I  A/ z2 B$ J1 m
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
9 i, B& K- c. X6 v6 Q" F7 }+ Uwould say, 'Let my brother have the/ R. _5 v, U& l5 i; g! l  ~
first pancake, I can wait' ."
" N. M7 [( I8 M7 a: nKevin turned to his younger brother and
' V  |1 M7 Q) }5 O) \+ Jsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !": A. [  n  t, f8 Y. I; V9 M. B

' C0 N2 q, R/ XA father was at the beach with his children
( Y- \4 W0 A6 t! j+ ]: B6 uwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
/ ~$ i0 a# ~; g* f, qgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
. e# F: E/ U6 O" A$ Q0 n% qwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
7 x- q$ v/ E7 @"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
; p7 o7 a4 O# t0 ^# _6 W; S"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.7 Z2 z$ [+ K- P
The boy thought a moment and then said,) D' f* L7 _8 D2 |3 q" b
"Did God throw him back down?", [: N8 o- \9 {$ ?

1 T+ W8 d1 ?4 s5 _' w; J  ]2 yA wife invited some people to dinner.* W  ^! Y& }+ ~: R
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old) m: K* K( N& i; O/ ]
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
$ Y3 f, d# k! q2 A7 X" \blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
' m/ A8 c% m2 `) |girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."! O9 ~  M! R$ E2 R& z# j7 Q
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
( {, L; @; U4 A  G! Y. D' gand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
3 z0 f7 B% h- C; M" j  opeople to dinner?": @6 S% K0 k8 H" T  D9 n
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Cheers!!!+ T- v' ]; i5 z- f- j+ E$ E
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
$ _3 V: P9 E" W7 `0 HVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

% k9 D5 ^; H# s( D, U# F: W( e9 Eaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.  }2 h+ z  T" ^( U3 {/ y
"Don't be selfish!" I said.% G" h' J6 ?$ X: {- t
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" , P+ g0 u! C( `6 B5 o
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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3 u1 H, @! l* S7 J! maha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 5 c; M. h, q1 K, @1 z* L

. U% l0 p1 J( f# y8 S5 x; NRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
; b7 w0 g1 e5 q1 @- a$ t* z"Don't be selfish!" I said.
0 t3 j+ r6 A$ C' t, ~+ |- I8 G2 f3 aMy boy's eyes turned ...
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- Z0 P' r) }6 T' l( c$ q1 P好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 * w# o4 a9 `, l
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.4 R7 A, w6 r' ?3 _- [) n
"Don't be selfish!" I said.5 n0 E! e' Y0 s: j) h$ p
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 0 A+ P- f$ t* B# q& ^: K

0 ]7 c8 L: o' B. e. o, Iaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ( q3 Z$ ^; A3 @6 ^
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
# V" e* X  P' u. x$ ]9 A"Don't be selfish!" I said.
  {$ b) C! [* ~My boy's eyes turned ...
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- T) @, y  E) i5 }4 oThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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