可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church

) E* I. z+ R5 \& a" O3-year-old Reese :
7 D5 M$ _4 g& g7 z2 |1 K, R"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."
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3 U% \& z1 v( \# |A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
3 e( o9 Y1 A  t$ h# e0 i2 ?$ ]in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
) L1 b  `1 A1 B$ Q$ Bin the back seat of the car. His father asked
$ h% s3 r% `$ Z  n2 hhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
% {! k' o- \. q3 R% S0 gus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

5 L$ G4 q; m8 |6 _0 g9 |1 j! sOne particular four-year-old prayed,
4 o" B) @2 k6 Q3 @6 b0 Z4 u"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

0 M/ C& [) j2 IA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
$ }2 f; m2 Y9 \9 z9 [0 P; ~' M  v* K8 n"Because people are sleeping."

+ ~8 l* F% E% r5 ZA mother was preparing pancakes for
5 c5 Z  N0 f2 G( V5 f/ T; l4 ?: `her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
$ }/ B& F: P- G! H7 n/ lTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
9 i, B& K- c. X6 v6 Q" F7 }+ Uwould say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
" N. M7 [( I8 M7 a: nKevin turned to his younger brother and
' V  |1 M7 Q) }5 O) \+ Jsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

' C0 N2 q, R/ XA father was at the beach with his children
( Y- \4 W0 A6 t! j+ ]: B6 uwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
/ ~$ i0 a# ~; g* f, qgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
. e# F: E/ U6 O" A$ Q0 n% qwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
7 x- q$ v/ E7 @"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
; p7 o7 a4 O# t0 ^# _6 W; S"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

1 T+ W8 d1 ?4 s5 _' w; J  ]2 yA wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
$ Y3 f, d# k! q2 A7 X" \blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
' m/ A8 c% m2 `) |girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
( {, L; @; U4 A  G! Y. D' gand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
3 z0 f7 B% h- C; M" j  opeople to dinner?"

Cheers!!!

Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
$ _3 V: P9 E" W7 `0 HVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

% k9 D5 ^; H# s( D, U# F: W( e9 Eaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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3 u1 H, @! l* S7 J! maha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

. U% l0 p1 J( f# y8 S5 x; NRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
; b7 w0 g1 e5 q1 @- a$ t* z"Don't be selfish!" I said.
0 t3 j+ r6 A$ C' t, ~+ |- I8 G2 f3 aMy boy's eyes turned ...

- Z0 P' r) }6 T' l( c$ q1 P好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
% N$ n! y. T9 Q/ l! S" `' o( V! u; u8 p# p
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

0 ]7 c8 L: o' B. e. o, Iaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
# V" e* X  P' u. x$ ]9 A"Don't be selfish!" I said.
  {$ b) C! [* ~My boy's eyes turned ...

- T) @, y  E) i5 }4 oThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby