可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
0 A, n# u  b0 A5 _0 WHarold is his name.
" a  }5 |1 i( ^+ SAmen."

, [' j6 N! N5 f' T# cA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
0 \: Q2 H- q  R+ [I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
$ A/ F% W# I3 Cin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
' n3 P9 w3 Q% _8 ^$ ihim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
( u, o3 t# x  V6 U4 u# u6 lto stay with you guys."

6 k0 Q9 }% o( X. q+ S& ?One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
7 r# H' j, g/ J; o& @& _we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
2 i* x8 A5 }9 z1 h8 zChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
# y& G% h, S' n/ ^# @/ T$ ^One bright little girl replied,
0 m1 n# S2 p5 \# m9 ?1 u"Because people are sleeping."

7 S& P" X/ H; S  D" Y# `A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
0 Y! F) U# O2 t2 l' ^0 G3 Y$ pThe boys began to argue over who would
! q! c* v, A! v( s) m2 f& gget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
/ B2 Y& X; }4 i) r7 Bwould say, 'Let my brother have the
2 ~3 e% P2 o7 T+ y. u! gfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
7 y* \( `0 x+ f' C+ L+ m( K  q5 \Kevin turned to his younger brother and
1 S3 I$ a8 J( l- V9 V% i6 bsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

" T% \: \1 F: q0 Z- v9 Y# I- SA father was at the beach with his children
) T8 ?% R7 p3 U$ f1 Pwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
; J! @4 {: t5 U; h, _- ?# w* kwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
$ V" ?3 ~& C7 T7 V0 u"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
/ Y, B/ X5 P( s8 L6 c"Did God throw him back down?"

; Q6 m- D" q" Q2 q6 K9 L$ z, B% AA wife invited some people to dinner.
. Q, \0 v& d0 T# m$ Z5 {* SAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
7 `8 B' M5 z5 }/ iThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
( M8 x. ?8 C+ a' l( JVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

. i# \- O' ]( D' T8 E3 `aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

$ t; z# V/ ^2 d& p& X5 P3 nRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
( r- `/ u$ S) V7 L9 O6 r) fI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
! O/ H  v4 t+ Y1 B* V8 j# O" C"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' D8 B+ H9 }+ SMy boy's eyes turned ...

/ e4 [7 s# Y2 K. w# N: k好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
6 }" H5 B5 [7 ?1 g; C$ F0 EMy boy's eyes turned ...

3 J8 Z2 U8 _7 K* N# b( kAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

9 W. B* v1 `* e. N% vaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

0 ?/ q8 A/ E/ r0 T: {& P4 q# YRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 y) v9 z% d* M( }0 z"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby