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Kids in Church* q* ~ D0 v) `' A, c- g6 a) b$ o
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3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.
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A little boy was overheard praying:: C2 S% e: G# {; u7 e* y
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,! G3 m u3 ^" [0 m: d
don't worry about it.
$ n1 f; K [( X% K* gI'm having a real good time like I am."( @6 o. Z1 [* L- I! V
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After the christening of his baby brother- g# U2 _+ ^' o6 W, g
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the8 n/ w8 k5 q) p1 W+ j- @" u! g
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
; N: G. d, ^2 m) m4 {, O3 ^us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
w" E& S9 b7 I7 g1 A1 yto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
+ s) p. k$ P2 O"And forgive us our trash baskets as' @/ H5 K- |) I
we forgive those who put trash in our
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. K7 f; Y, B: ^* o$ R, XA Sunday school teacher asked her
& p0 E$ Y2 Z; V5 J1 u0 F0 x2 echildren as they were on the way to
# U6 t( _+ I$ qChurch service, "and why is it necessary) v7 v9 |! K) o7 }
to be quiet in Church?"; G+ Q3 C! o# }$ Q8 X2 z$ o
One bright little girl replied, b+ I- U t. K1 S5 ^- {; P7 j* w
"Because people are sleeping."$ A. ~$ |- t+ Q: l2 q) t5 q% }
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
9 l; q w9 ^6 Y1 qher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.) K0 t2 _: P8 V' Z! t5 g1 V
The boys began to argue over who would- }) z" B3 E. k+ x
get the first pancake.' f4 H- d" f& g6 E l( Q
Their mother saw the opportunity for a* u6 i6 `! y& P$ I
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
2 P$ r$ v. j* R. a; f/ @- q9 uwould say, 'Let my brother have the
* n1 q. g/ ]" \; i9 U, x& {/ }$ wfirst pancake, I can wait' .") p" U( _& Q/ ~& H
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
' U; S7 V* j5 _ ^) p0 S nsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
3 t' C; a% p0 I; cwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him," }" R6 e" I8 y k1 k1 L) \3 Y
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, o3 s2 W0 s1 l5 Y6 Q x
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.2 s7 Z7 e& N& G: {; E1 N3 |( k: K
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
4 v' Y( k) J7 W* _. y% \ K1 q"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.( Z; ~, H% e- e3 S8 z
The boy thought a moment and then said, f1 n) E6 I6 X
"Did God throw him back down?": n# n: F" V2 g5 Y# t7 W
, q* o) s/ l' _4 G8 M/ s; ~6 s3 x6 k/ LA wife invited some people to dinner.
: o1 s& Z) J8 kAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
- W# ?/ D) w0 w& d; Vdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
: F. k, Y* Q5 \4 y4 z5 y( @) [blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The6 u" e0 Z# U" ?
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."8 g0 d0 d; `9 l9 J
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
1 g# y5 h1 ^9 |& T8 e) yand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
7 V. ^' e5 M8 x& Lpeople to dinner?"
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+ [/ r! c7 A1 d: n; \$ Z% N0 lCheers!!!
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4 q( I# g/ f3 g$ \Peace, love and happines! |
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