可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
# U. B4 i% [$ V- m2 I"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
, |9 Z% l) V6 L+ i7 `1 n* K! {2 [Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
' r& V* i( V8 k"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
( S: W  K" s5 O7 M' Y1 @' ydon't worry about it.
: z' A, [: @3 f; m* [1 W7 dI'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
& L0 Q0 i2 m) T- ?" f- Vin the back seat of the car. His father asked
2 J! |- L9 y9 Hhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
: a! |! @+ @/ u9 _& \4 `  a9 dboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
( \9 j: A' `  ~: U9 y3 r* y5 }to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
6 x& L/ j6 x6 K' V2 a5 N- D1 n- W! c% }baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
0 w( A7 t3 U% G- O  Echildren as they were on the way to
6 a& d, M3 O: }% I5 {Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
  r* w+ ]$ [0 b9 @0 b# dher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
8 F1 W* Z8 Y5 }; dThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
; X$ h& b1 [7 v# ~) {, GTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
& ?2 {  m0 W* H& D, F+ ~moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
7 ~) M! t6 ?/ g, bKevin turned to his younger brother and
% M2 O+ N, D+ k2 H, r" Gsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
' k: L& r- e/ H' R2 m"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
1 w" M1 u. l( O"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

5 ~8 n3 _: d; T/ c1 E9 VA wife invited some people to dinner.
7 q% ?7 U/ l1 }, wAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
" g! j' |1 V- z  E$ _( _daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
- ]: s4 \& s8 ]girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
4 Q' v$ M" M! ]9 Y( s1 _and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!

Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

' F( ^- m' M/ N  X9 L7 P& waha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

, y- ]8 q9 v* B- _' o6 I7 }2 m6 h3 uRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 P0 |1 K5 P( v- e"Don't be selfish!" I said.
9 y# B, }' i0 E5 {0 BMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
9 H1 R3 U' E6 R0 M* N( ^0 ~I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

. m2 N) b4 O) vaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
' X" ]1 o9 n4 z  k0 E3 |
' k$ |# H# Q, o1 L6 ZRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
# t# A1 L, j9 @% x"Don't be selfish!" I said.
" g5 h9 i5 J6 l7 ]- z8 z; m9 w+ HMy boy's eyes turned ...

( P8 p+ h6 `: F- G. }% k2 ~好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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好好吃

( q! N' q* x2 Jha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

5 u, d; g. q' C+ oRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
7 h7 Y, [2 Q4 G6 P  K1 Q! K( @& N$ HMy boy's eyes turned ...

$ N3 V; Y- n/ q4 }& YAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
3 f; q; F5 Y& [7 c$ L( b"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby