可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
0 t$ P3 I" R; ^"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
- @/ X& h1 _* I% b# {: Z! V  w& s/ jHarold is his name.
' \9 G8 R& {  h3 d. }3 WAmen."
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1 r/ N2 X! U+ A: T) |. ]A little boy was overheard praying:
; u( e3 Z: p# d' Z  B( M"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
7 j* g" l% W8 p( }7 _don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
9 t1 K  O; W( h0 b7 Fin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
' z) A/ I4 B8 ]0 J( Uhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
/ p3 N' @  j7 X6 J  }4 H# Dto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
4 y* X' z' V% k1 I% C$ }: hChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
3 M( C9 ~, `7 T"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
4 e- Z3 n; `3 ?6 u3 E0 pher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
- n! \6 H: B9 R& _( l1 x7 yget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
$ i! k: p$ H. v/ u% X, C" |" xmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
) z# D$ R* M' y- `2 q. F- Xsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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/ X- o: ~" ]: t  |) ^A father was at the beach with his children
. g! N6 T' b3 swhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
4 Q/ i- f7 r- P, P+ e"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
2 {- u2 r# B9 d- j9 ^"Did God throw him back down?"
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' G, T: A% P& }8 ^+ T/ x0 X. ?& |A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
( r' V% K% |1 O* f7 o" T8 P# Hdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
4 G* _$ Z( ~. O7 B) c; Kblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
" k1 [6 r; [, I* mThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
# {! t* J" H5 Y7 N' f7 K4 Kand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
) s% k& Q3 {" `& ?4 Ipeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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& i5 o3 h' x, `/ }Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

, P; z/ }8 @4 E% _Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
$ A& G8 w0 n3 r. d5 U$ f1 OMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
# o; Y8 m# u6 o3 r1 _! qI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
, X/ v. \) c  o5 }" l% eMy boy's eyes turned ...

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' U4 d' [/ p3 ^) V# N  F, r+ S好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
2 G. u9 U2 T& }) `0 J2 E5 F* n"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

5 W& E) \. r) u$ R" p  ]Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

) T6 f- a3 e4 w/ P+ NRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 Q6 G9 o: z% Z) q' z/ dMy boy's eyes turned ...

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; w, y4 s$ h; @4 ]( |Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby