2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
0 x6 N5 t# L! u% h6 g; SYou have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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4 `* D3 p; h. k& w  P- NYou have 2 cows，
0 v, }9 u. B. B+ C2 w5 a2 o, ^The State takes both and gives u some milk.


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* L! o6 a/ A* Z9 W! @9 BYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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; L3 b8 T' c1 i0 y! i+ yNAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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: R3 W; G' B0 {7 E6 e* |5 {1 CBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
! _2 U  @2 s4 @. |0 m( e( qThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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+ s1 O3 k% J  n* U: d% R- hTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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