2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
1 F  ?1 P7 j& O7 g: MYou have 2 cows，
/ R% u9 x. d) V  k' A; U" U& ]% _  N0 gYou give one to your neighbour.

( R& s6 ~- M0 Z  y/ X# _4 ]COMMUNISM**主义
- |9 W. h8 W" s2 V0 V/ ?You have 2 cows，
/ T* |  U% f$ W5 y/ l0 w$ @/ DThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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  o) T$ T/ i  k2 X, P, R  oFASCISM法西斯主义
% Q9 A) ^4 r( s: XYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
; f- I5 b: i6 j7 X7 x" TThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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( h7 n1 S6 U( ]/ ?2 g. \; K% Y0 X5 rTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
& ?1 j$ Q! B- ^6 i. n2 a, fYou have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
6 s4 H; q% x% v, }" LYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
# Z( t$ `8 v3 a7 Z' ?+ zYou sell them and retire on the income.
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# n  \' L, v- H9 W7 H下面还有好多好多呢