2 cows

睡懒觉的闹钟

SOCIALISM社会主义
& Q' o/ j7 S0 fYou have 2 cows，
6 l7 w0 m+ F5 H9 R3 _: e% WYou give one to your neighbour.
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COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
% H: g  w& w6 j0 `+ `0 HYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.

" ~7 P) }6 K# i* C% wNAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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3 I' W2 v1 z' IBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
" w) W) T. ?' y7 B8 c# f# u4 GThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...


TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
1 K$ w7 S6 k, W3 U' ]( XYou have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
* t$ t  S) w7 @0 a& V/ a7 h  W3 `6 FYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
2 m: u5 }( }, ~- N! k2 @You sell them and retire on the income.
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. S: d- o( O* M* X; z5 X$ k下面还有好多好多呢