2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
* t$ Q% H0 K. i; u/ rYou have 2 cows，
1 P% F, ~8 {* s" R1 e, {) t) GYou give one to your neighbour.
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COMMUNISM**主义
6 @  A4 C, ^" f! HYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.

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* R8 Y  a  K: m7 [+ D4 ]- IFASCISM法西斯主义
3 ^: {& S. L1 ]' Q  B- d  yYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
2 L* o; H, w+ s0 ^* ?The State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
2 N8 Q3 ^* m# x: d0 Y8 jThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
- k& e" J0 |- d' ~6 UYou have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
1 p1 V0 {! N  q3 a8 R% d+ F/ B% uYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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