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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song 5 ?! F" J9 n/ v+ p
by Sean Morey 3 t0 ]* Q3 i/ o2 ?# A* j
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.) v7 m7 A; Z: } n0 z% }+ `
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ; ?) I" ?8 b" b, _# w% j5 a& m
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".- R9 v6 L& `( X. Q$ u2 q
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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Z8 Y! T( d( U `3 zWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.$ |. N; d2 M* i, z3 A
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up. h% G2 N+ | B; k( y3 D: S
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
4 j* \+ W4 z5 h4 m- |9 J'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.2 T- A5 q0 s+ s8 ^! ^. ?/ n
; }: ]# n# R) _4 D7 F4 I" f+ qAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
# J3 Q/ U- Q! b" R'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.5 C$ v$ H) Y" O2 u' I( Y* [
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.% l, J0 D I- B
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.% O3 }- J- |. |/ D- m- A
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.! S; m% ]9 o5 m2 {$ N7 N. g
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
9 w. Z8 ]8 ^1 wBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
( M; ~- q. W( e4 w2 `Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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