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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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; k. d. [0 E+ g8 ~, u( R3 t* WThe Man Song
# s; _3 @+ @$ {. w by Sean Morey 7 \- ~4 l& G3 B# Q! U, q+ |
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
7 r* O" h0 M3 X" h hI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 8 h9 _% h Q# M7 R% } K
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
F+ [/ w3 {; @; QI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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, s9 S1 L. ]% g0 f$ mWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.0 G9 g4 E3 p% u' `0 ]( A
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up." z: ^9 A, |; C: f* C, Q2 l1 h/ l
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
4 ]6 o* x' T t'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.6 R; I) ~ m" B; h5 E
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
- J9 t: t6 G# a$ k+ N! LAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.7 m% h; D+ k$ L2 Q% W( r$ @. Q
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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0 N, P' v7 g; D+ [/ }And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
! N5 Z2 \; ~- J3 EAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.* D8 x5 X4 a2 G# D" G
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.. j1 O3 n: L) q/ R8 c- K, U, o: Q. L
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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