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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash+ i9 u$ F( R r3 l5 ]
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
9 c8 l* ^4 \1 k4 R by Sean Morey
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6 |! h, | \2 r+ C( PI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.: W2 ]% z+ ~1 p/ f0 T
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
# r# @( m& L" |( t; h7 J9 |'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".: ^3 t$ E) Y/ o
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.8 `1 t- Y( w. R' X
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.( I$ u, [! b# K8 \6 j
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
; t. s: }$ X, `, e; HThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
0 _7 f% }/ N& S/ r& i'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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' x6 R, o! R$ y! NAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.8 Y, P6 z5 N0 R6 h" ?
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.7 w4 P) A- I! }7 f+ O2 m' O
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.8 K" [' c5 L" q# }5 b: C" P
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.# c& D1 ]$ ^( h
/ ^( d8 Z! T/ d$ }" eAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
/ _, u1 Y' G8 T' v; C# |) \And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.) v8 E$ i$ s" e' G* F; I0 }
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
' N) m+ } ?" E: A/ E1 SBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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