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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
2 O! n9 T, b7 S7 jhttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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' J6 \, P" A+ t4 b! Y; {/ N+ VThe Man Song 0 p; f/ `* x$ ^+ D5 S# q8 G
by Sean Morey & v& ~" s9 ^. a: g
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
C$ b r9 F% Z, dI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. - r" _! S9 o+ }
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".5 j/ M/ H( o- Z0 Q# ^/ z3 s
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home./ f4 _/ B& m3 s7 H+ m7 @# D
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
2 F s, @5 S9 PAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
. f( w& a9 u( i7 mThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.& w% b; ~ U; v! X
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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3 [$ y V! w! CAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
8 r' f' L: S3 ~; |4 C" e# |3 }! W+ J'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.3 J5 f# C0 [/ q9 {5 U
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
' M: q' {4 ~- ~$ nI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around., G0 j4 J" f& N, m
9 o3 B9 P5 {6 S7 tAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
' a: g% y4 R9 f2 G5 E5 i7 RAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
9 r, J0 ^3 ?" e, D& |) J+ C7 z% a, \Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
2 ~7 |) Y8 @( X' e& UBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! , M3 b0 O/ J7 U: B* i
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