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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash9 e' F, u1 \' U( o A: ?
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song b- ~+ z3 |) P# r+ ]5 g9 M( f& G$ G
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
* r$ [3 n6 B8 V' d7 J' N, pI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
7 B" @# g/ B* ?, L2 }, F'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".: i' L" F7 o& \
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.8 I. }5 M7 O' y+ @" h# c6 C$ j( k: R
4 M8 v, x* k: O( m1 G/ OWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.* c/ Z* J2 u; F r" y6 Y
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
, N4 d% d& |" ?" RThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
% e# N5 |+ b( O) v'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.* V! w( u* b: Y8 ?2 y9 j: W; u
, p, y7 ?& [3 o: C2 X% J4 C" ?" o* eAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
& S( D, h% g: f$ p'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
( ?7 c/ _9 ]2 P: w! w, qAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.$ [4 V, @% j& I6 N
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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7 P) T2 s% s9 JAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
- } ]9 }8 B- q" F7 a ]+ N7 p6 Y4 NAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch. v& C0 p2 `" a0 S
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.0 o- u( c0 _& @' {* f% U8 C
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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