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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash7 K; Y5 a6 q8 L
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song ) Q* z* p$ [7 J* S% v6 R% ?7 D
by Sean Morey E- F) s0 H- W$ n% E; z
2 \9 I% {# |0 D u0 k. ~# AI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
" j+ P/ f! M: ~' p( bI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
" q* a) j( {- j" x'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".2 A0 M1 P& U6 t1 Y
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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! R) m- q ]" l7 \# gWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
1 K" m: l- p1 l& }2 D8 mAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
) T0 f' R8 A" z6 d8 FThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.1 e- q3 R& ^/ b2 ] w( i7 ?
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.$ t/ E7 E b& F C0 t8 U) @
9 s8 Z1 G, R7 f( {" u. eAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
' Q1 h4 |0 Y6 c( c8 I'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.% M; F4 z7 |9 ^/ M
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry. f& c8 P) H1 S, H5 N2 u6 v6 ]
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.0 |8 i1 q9 I8 O/ Z1 p) v
1 j3 d1 I9 j, V6 y& y `. F: c7 OAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.& |, V+ l0 Q- P1 k2 f$ L, c b
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.+ @! f" y9 {7 d% n7 T
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.2 V! p+ f V: C, A+ c. B- {
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! " Y% u5 W0 |! h
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