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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
2 I# u, _# O" J9 Zhttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.3 B' e" W. V8 G `. |7 E
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. & E/ [& ^4 [/ [
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
( `; ]9 n7 {: v$ _3 a5 Z; KI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.2 M2 E' }# B, ]# c+ ?# C
8 B$ v; b% w' X' f0 Q6 QWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window., {# ]4 ]$ Z5 Z
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
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'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.2 d3 Z! ^6 {5 i
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
1 d& B: U+ G6 ]And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.! [2 X; @' o+ B) Z
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
; q% l" P3 k+ n( D! I- G9 _1 w Y6 `And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.. h) w% G2 _0 ^% r0 Y* @: F2 g
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.5 w9 S2 l0 K2 ?4 P
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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