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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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' O3 I7 l2 t I+ BThe Man Song
! B7 z3 ]4 C& y/ P by Sean Morey * G+ p. s5 {( _! ~( J; p; ]& Q: ~
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
, Z% G: {( j* k' e. [& D& W) q3 dI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 3 D- A' `( z6 {0 _8 C7 [( }
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
1 r% `- o. @' x4 R7 N& SI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.( x, S0 x# e* H$ ~7 e4 A
; c7 v) J8 P0 ~. a ]( x) IWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
2 a: \. m) `1 V; @5 L! E+ S. hAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
/ \) F; k% U6 c7 ]. e+ dThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear." x/ F; z5 x+ l4 Y& I. W2 n
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.: h G0 g8 ]8 s
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
. i' {, }4 A8 i/ q; w( G" s'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.2 \! g3 L0 l# s
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.% ^% p2 M+ n; e" }% z2 s Q# s0 i
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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+ o/ i: j( K l) ?5 V- G% HAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.% ?1 `; {2 J$ w
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
4 q+ k0 u' E3 B* y x; V& W, FBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.9 k: ~& W0 u, M3 }
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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