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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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+ b' b. A! ?3 s$ ?The World's Shortest Fairy Tale- h6 W# o: v! K
% d& ?3 B, T. ~! s4 zOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl; ?4 f7 m& u- A- z! `" O) i
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
& p$ V g" |9 }5 S- fdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
3 r) D# S) ?& a& P: Ahad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't+ _/ i) N0 p9 I0 s1 Y
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had! p& [) O$ A( X+ e8 E# M
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
- y7 a4 `0 [" c5 c' y) ?# ~. bsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had# Q! C. ], M a/ M
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in! d& c5 n0 U! C. e
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.9 r9 L$ L. d% S9 u/ k- Y
7 g0 C" ]; f& {Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!( { j4 @' l& |- X0 ]
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