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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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8 v2 Q7 Y  ?, |3 C* UThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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6 h# t8 G2 A) o) E8 |Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched. V7 P4 [0 A" Y8 ?! x) h
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had/ m: _1 F7 w3 B2 ~, [$ p+ o8 m
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!0 T- S% H) K, o& m$ M

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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 / b7 Y, y2 t6 w9 w8 n$ z7 u1 e
Don't quite understand this.

. W) O, W. C: x5 ]- U; ]他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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$ |4 p. A+ s* |& u6 m. k+ B. T$ [他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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, G! J% i( |* J' f他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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  r7 h5 L& P8 m4 Qthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表   e. ]0 [. ~; N

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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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4 Q7 [! M; F5 E# r" @! l9 Xgood to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
% t9 S8 I2 Q/ G8 j# ADon't quite understand this.
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( y5 H3 e! I# g) ~) K; uYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表 / L: X) u, ?' C5 a

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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I am getting married in this coming September.
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