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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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8 v2 Q7 Y ?, |3 C* UThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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6 h# t8 G2 A) o) E8 |Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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7 y5 i$ n3 w' {* B) O7 h4 g+ Jget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had3 u) ^ r2 i" I' \& |1 R
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched. V7 P4 [0 A" Y8 ?! x) h
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had/ m: _1 F7 w3 B2 ~, [$ p+ o8 m
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!0 T- S% H) K, o& m$ M
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