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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 5 m, I, c$ [' r
0 d! x/ z1 y: a& r* ~( oThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale( P% y- l$ ?6 o9 ~7 a7 r" V* G: ]8 N
' Y) x9 k/ ^" e9 l# x& ~7 wOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl0 Q- M, T% j$ t+ T- I5 s
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,) |9 n8 l) m1 Y+ w
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never: G$ v/ _7 x6 U. r' m- v9 ^+ y% r7 V. Y
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't5 q4 n3 A2 K$ E+ M% n5 E
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had7 D' Z- w$ D" D: U% D" v- m/ F
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched' v8 T& i2 d. g- j
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
1 r# k6 a" |, H+ L# ^- _high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in1 r, t; m* O! H5 W1 W) ?
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.) f( w! p) n# W. G) M* X! _
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!9 r: ]! p' ?8 R
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