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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ) j5 H* w/ H G0 a
G$ m5 i3 B0 b3 b+ ^* ?- ^1 J" zThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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* W: Y9 i9 A% E( NOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
* m7 ?, S" g; R$ K8 ?' fsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,0 V. B* l# w( |& u8 u
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never A( ]2 G+ t4 \4 B. S+ ]- T4 `
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
3 Y% k7 Z- m! _get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had* h/ o7 ]2 y9 ?' H
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched8 |8 r H# G$ B% b9 q7 k1 M/ g7 r
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had4 ^4 o: r! ~6 C! b$ M
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
6 i E* P) m- F' @$ jsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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