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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 5 ~5 ^" v, R3 P! Q) m, w8 i
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
' Q) S* n; G& w6 \" Zsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,! S! [. \. w+ W" W' V6 l
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had$ e0 W- j% w W
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched! F: _. Z% [/ D5 h! d& B7 {
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had) K$ `! y) B# W0 b
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in4 t. j4 l7 k3 d$ F0 E+ |; r/ o
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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% v" D$ J6 R) v2 P1 C6 r5 {+ UNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!6 O8 X2 Z# r& @0 _; u9 o# M! [
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