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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. / m: ?6 x8 `2 Q1 O% s9 P+ O! ]3 N
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale R M5 e' l/ i
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
$ C8 S5 S8 Y; u& psaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,) d% F9 b$ i, _) S2 H% T+ {' |6 E
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
8 q/ h6 G$ J, }$ I& x4 Ahad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't' V. v' F, y$ C( V8 a- D$ a6 P
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had" }3 w% c/ O( w. o7 I' o2 f4 o
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched8 n& M* k% t+ L
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had8 u2 B( ? z8 ]: }# C. ?+ n0 B1 P( c
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
% l. v9 E* A) O+ k' p# Asweat pants and was pleasant all the time.$ `% q1 H8 e }; \
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!' P% X E; `/ `2 t, B1 n
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