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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.$ D; L& i0 r2 A. k
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The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the6 T5 j [ J- Q0 u+ z: D
race again and it won again.
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The local paper read: B( A1 Z# G# C( S. {
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT./ ?% y; E! E1 r h& o" V* b% f
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The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
8 S U Q- \4 i; zpastor not to enter the donkey in another race.. u- H" g" Z0 u9 G- c/ T
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The next day, the local paper headline read:
# D' A# L, s6 A4 V# _2 S W( D( iBISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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& E! W" U* C% _- y0 JThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid0 e7 p2 J6 P- A& q* j) Y X R
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.( g2 ^0 |, i/ J; Q, y$ {) i
2 @% M1 N4 g4 d4 B: N- j" HThe local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
, i" E0 a$ S& W" s% jNUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN., Z; Z' d1 E; V7 K. E/ m. H- Z
( L _# `5 ^* D/ w8 Z, BThe bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid7 w7 M! V# [& x' |) i+ F/ U
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.& D# {( {. L! d+ `6 c( ], {
1 _' I" i/ |/ G% KThe next day the paper read:
4 S/ x: e, ^8 tNUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.! M5 {6 b' g) [5 Z \
% y" o2 j# T% s- @8 hThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
4 [& ^3 N/ H8 x* l; p: }) l# wthe donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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7 j, h" }, g9 ], hThe next day the headlines read:
/ c4 j3 e* h) t5 Q: }NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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( ^0 T: K: z6 w. OThe bishop was buried the next day.
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) Z8 z8 J5 `& T; {The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion
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So be yourself and enjoy life...
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( h& |. B" O: F. F/ B3 {Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier! i; }3 i" H2 R* k' o1 d1 q l& n
And live longer!
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* F" M5 J; ^$ K% u+ s x# AHave a nice day! |
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