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Why did God make mothers?+ @# }% M; W0 `
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.( v) {- C' u/ ^. m
2. Mostly to clean the house.
0 Q6 n. I r! ?0 X, `+ z# o3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. ; ^8 W* }; B! C7 }
& _ c0 [- P, u+ q: g: wHow did God make mothers? 8 R- W$ |1 o: [: Q! c
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.* R, W( F" i& ~1 S" ?
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
' I2 x4 D: A1 r) v4 h3 f3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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" B o8 n& [6 n0 P, G6 E! j9 ]What ingredients are mothers made of ? 9 M# k! B: ~. z1 u) f* k! a
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. * _, h- G9 { D6 {
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. 7 p) R7 @/ V4 M
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 1 _7 m, T- e* R5 i, F% D
1. We're related.3 W4 [0 r7 }! \% d" b
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. 1 F1 W) j& w3 z) F+ [" ~" i
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
: F3 k V! J& O9 N$ A9 C1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. ! p( G; g4 O1 B7 {4 g9 L9 }) u
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. % b. t( [* u* y7 c3 J* H
3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
; Z; f: i2 @/ S' n1 O1. His last name.
% O% o9 I2 _* f2 z2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?5 i) d$ Y1 `1 y0 B T b9 X
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? # M! d d9 |9 @+ k6 @
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
9 l# U( r+ ^2 g& C: F1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. , s# D z& R% h% J8 F+ Z* [' f
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 9 \2 a% [0 s& R8 z* M* z% T( U
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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* ]% G$ G, o8 q! U. c P+ n$ uWho's the boss at your house? # |) O4 D3 H" h7 d4 n/ M
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 0 {5 F8 E" n5 t* E5 d$ ^
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.( ~+ [! m K# `/ I
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. ) d% J* h: l; k/ z% l4 P
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
7 U1 m0 {# w) K$ n1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
9 {+ h0 C c9 i2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
z: Z- I- g' w. |: T2 F+ x8 i8 L3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. ' }( L3 ?( Y8 |' A1 r+ D: @8 k
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. 3 M) ^# h8 ]% _) Z5 x7 V/ U4 N
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What does your mom do in her spare time? + d( I9 c6 }$ e7 k) c+ t
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
; O$ U5 M1 {7 X: R7 A2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect?
% N; D$ b {; r1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery., Z. L, b& C/ m8 z ?) V0 z4 C; y: G
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. . V% H9 J7 m1 g# ~# n
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? : m: {0 p0 C; h/ n; X, m
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
/ i, G4 M0 j( g, `1 }2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
" j3 ^% `. Q& P3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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