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Why did God make mothers?+ r: _- L3 \% Y, d; x
( B0 b p3 | |% R: l4 J1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
' \8 x: L |$ }( k* `' I0 v2. Mostly to clean the house. ! |5 s4 k2 f: w2 W; a, b
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. & q" q8 u1 t8 B
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How did God make mothers?
% f4 E7 n* O4 k1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us." K: |# m# ^' g; x/ y+ Z
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
* K9 A+ k4 |* _5 ~9 @ ?3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ? & Q) n6 `$ L" `' _# P% ~, n
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
0 N s* m) s8 ~; u5 W1 _5 ]6 z2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. ! s3 V7 S0 d- o1 e
: \- \, }4 e. z7 b4 OWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
2 u2 M. d8 m9 w' \9 [5 t1. We're related.
2 l3 ~* r9 D3 m2 Y2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
4 t8 f* H% @: K8 k1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 5 [4 X4 E6 H. H
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
, z% `- Y! o/ ]. L/ H3. They say she used to be nice.
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- ?0 d: g# _1 Q) N& w; `) F/ rWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
. g5 [6 Z# |5 b1. His last name.
9 N' i F/ I) D7 I. s" \1 L- p* f2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
5 O0 W: h @2 f5 F$ I3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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3 ~9 g. R% Q7 ^# g# {3 w% G' G9 mWhy did your mom marry your dad? / I& n* B$ ]4 y. j Y; [. V# ?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. I5 E, b% @1 K
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3 ]2 m- b/ i6 B6 h' ^' f1 x5 g3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 2 k; v: `/ N' O( m
! R) P- C' B2 g4 Y$ u% kWho's the boss at your house? 0 f/ L, y- F* q! y" Y, k$ j! x
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. ( [: {' F2 n! d6 _
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
$ m& l8 P! G/ b8 t# _3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
# Y5 F$ I& A3 B6 Z1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. Q/ @) a6 ?! ~; A8 H' b3 z, _' X' ?
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.2 k, R/ c1 [9 R. h" K. o j) |
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
8 X0 z. T1 a/ y; g1 F* P% ?0 R4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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1 }( }* ]2 b% gWhat does your mom do in her spare time?
8 ?9 Z( J) E8 ]3 L5 ?" K4 u1. Mothers don't do spare time.
+ v+ d- U2 j7 O p5 [( R2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect?
5 R- I- W& V& T& X9 V1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.6 {5 T% R& q$ A! a% U
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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5 D4 a, t7 ^4 [9 Y- PIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
% n. W4 Q0 r) B0 d6 V) N/ ]1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
, l h$ M' s( E7 n2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
8 q- N7 S2 X r. L, S, A% E2 j/ n3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. : x2 g( s; q$ g3 u T/ `; c2 B
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