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Why did God make mothers?$ J4 E, N7 T6 X% U; T
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
1 O2 L5 S- X5 L" K& b2. Mostly to clean the house. # o- I' D9 m0 i: }
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers?
- w- ^2 G$ H1 T+ n( P' V; }1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.9 O) s( R1 }, B: S8 r2 I/ S9 ^
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 8 A ^) X* I; n6 B
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. . J% M7 i; ?% ~
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
H* I8 }$ C% ]$ U7 |( n4 m6 ?1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
. ]7 b: w4 i; t8 o9 w0 m2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. 5 Y# _; s/ ~- I* [ P9 X) f" s' C
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 4 S; L- I$ c; J$ w8 m
1. We're related.
8 }: _9 t+ _1 K- ~6 k A B2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. ' }' q1 |6 b3 a0 J5 Y" f8 U
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What kind of little girl was your mom? ( N* f7 f9 j: L, m5 j7 O+ R
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. & E- R" k# P; z: m) N
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
9 j$ v# Y# A% N; J0 v3. They say she used to be nice. " w- x4 ~# }# ?: p# \
) H" y$ [6 r. [2 vWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 1 C w5 W) B7 P, b t
1. His last name.& w% G, ^7 R9 S3 d
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
2 M* F# a1 T# h# K* [$ a/ u3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? ) }" m+ D1 `7 o$ v" [: j4 s
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Why did your mom marry your dad? + \/ \, Z9 s2 p! e9 k
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. * @7 E2 v% U% ~
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
" M7 C: u- b9 _8 k* n& n/ Y, W3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 6 }% @9 c, N5 z; \3 l: }
" r, f6 a9 m2 M" A, ?5 rWho's the boss at your house? $ y( ?# k. Q8 {' B
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
7 t5 |; W+ E0 h2 c/ B* N, K2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
% H/ e( r* m6 y* e0 `; Q2 x3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. : t$ G H, T& D$ U% Y# V
) R1 J2 ~' Q( ?* \2 O3 GWhat's the difference between moms & dads?
% o( e' `9 v/ D' [! J+ ~! h9 H1 J1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. / g% S( S! O, w$ v4 x7 B
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
2 v$ c3 m* a4 v4 \* a+ j3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 7 V9 Y& |# m% T; m( D
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. 7 S- }0 n' A! D- `4 t( w7 X* Y
3 c" ~+ z Q6 iWhat does your mom do in her spare time? ; e% w1 d- m+ P% }: i: z, R& I
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
% k4 g0 c+ X9 A2 t2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 4 ]3 h! y: Q2 Q5 {" q
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? ! ?# L" [! r5 P' h- W7 L$ o
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
6 @4 z0 U+ Y; B, {. l! Y2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. % \9 f8 S" n7 l E# W0 _
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
: n" e/ c7 k- j2 W1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
& M6 ?* j; o# J% V2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.- D! j5 ~5 J( {7 v: F: U! A0 {4 e
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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