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Why did God make mothers?5 E$ t0 ^& g3 R/ L F, k( h
: ^2 v0 i' U. O0 C* D) l4 q0 S1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.9 i- h& t9 C1 j/ B8 r
2. Mostly to clean the house. 9 y2 }7 y6 L4 Y/ {% P9 P+ p
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. 6 d5 V/ v4 B" i1 N2 Z) C! z$ {
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How did God make mothers?
; ~+ L( N4 P/ r" Q. s: |. y5 V( X" }1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.+ _: Y5 z, h8 l" W( E2 {: e( A
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. : S6 d6 [8 \. r0 ? k6 s
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
* \9 z0 _* `% j2 S1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 3 }6 J7 [- K! u; ?0 a1 \
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. ) L1 o$ l+ O8 A, R3 {
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
2 H7 u) F6 n$ k# E1. We're related.& R3 ]* ? M5 m( J
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. 4 A: ^9 y/ Y% O* U
! r7 ^6 n/ [+ Q! nWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
* F4 u) i6 X. a1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. . Y. n/ `( Q) _/ U' l. F
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
5 R8 X. Q) m6 D3. They say she used to be nice. # K1 T: |* j; f x
9 K+ x0 x9 J( t, Q* f& {! yWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1 g: a6 l5 t* Y1. His last name.
: h* ?0 r! A7 T; L: h" H2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
7 @# L. E4 U8 r3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? , `4 ~/ ]/ ~6 `% K0 ]. X0 ]
. R" D* ~0 k/ e- C: g4 fWhy did your mom marry your dad?
+ h/ g" ?7 s ]0 f7 e/ u1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
, c0 k3 E! V3 J! b2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
% T; Q0 J) f, r9 }9 a; B1 x3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 6 x" V. b) w. {7 M3 S
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Who's the boss at your house? & |9 Q9 B% x% ^ X2 u! Q; a
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
, l( P: {& O& e8 T2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.5 i( A; k! _9 T" H' z* h/ K3 o) F
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. 6 C" M9 v3 {; I7 r, F
: ?7 K; v/ x7 P+ i+ m: u4 @What's the difference between moms & dads?
, l- F6 n% }9 Y1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
# T' ` D) W* |2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
. D, U( r2 @9 ~3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
; I5 o: E5 [) d2 h' @4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time? ( [3 n o5 o+ ]6 h+ J: h
1. Mothers don't do spare time.8 e, E4 J% k7 |2 u2 Y
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 6 G' ^8 O3 B! i0 `: f" Z$ S( L
$ m$ B( {3 `' cWhat would it take to make your mom perfect?
/ `" Q8 U! ~/ ?9 I1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.% A2 w4 c" J2 j4 v
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. + D' F2 A0 ~5 w! t5 l
3 ]9 ~- J7 K1 l" lIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
\- M" _+ {( O1 K7 c. t* @6 M1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. , b8 } ~, v( X- c# `& m( Y; f
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.2 \$ B9 r0 w% d) A
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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