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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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[4 U/ Z8 E6 O1 p- ~A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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% \. Q$ I3 P9 R2 k* q Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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7 R6 l- K: r% x7 {5 ?& w1 L The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. + F4 H0 S) ~& C. N2 E% ?
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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* f; e9 s4 ? D- d. g ? He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to $ |1 b2 Y( C$ L! R" i1 q6 n( x" B
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Her and says, ! m7 \( Z' R/ P# h/ J0 J" X
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- A6 I4 D. j q$ O9 _: B 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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' e. R6 e$ P7 Z8 N' p$ z Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 5 t. [9 g& ~* r1 \, j5 d" @
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. l, z U3 N8 T4 \/ u1 v He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 8 |& A; s% p, R: w/ ]8 V5 ^
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, + i9 ]1 U0 d* n4 H( _
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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