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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. . ~* m2 G% H; z* k# J
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, h0 V9 {4 {; f) ~6 pA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' + V7 \. }: Y2 L
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' & C( y- | Z/ Q; s- G [
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 4 B) W7 h7 k7 ]5 ]' g# W
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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, b5 n% _4 P) E) b& T) K She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 3 S1 S7 J3 v2 j$ U
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' G! E, }2 u) A5 B, v
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, _+ _$ G9 e1 K He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a . j; R" Y& ~$ ?/ {$ ~; y$ H* B
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, - F5 j( A. P8 c- Y# O6 a5 Z% q0 z
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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