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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 9 e1 _, o- i* ?8 H
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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3 a( ?6 ^% c* P, `7 d The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' & y- Q& E$ O' z
5 g7 F4 V$ Y7 l7 q1 \' t) q Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 0 D7 H: Q# w9 d2 r" ~9 Z
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; V7 m2 X$ x9 D/ h; X She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 2 ?$ p! s9 l1 T9 W4 h2 Q
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8 c/ x7 }8 [2 F K5 u: F i He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to - m/ v. x# r, \) h" L$ X
- I: y! ?6 n2 j' H# z* i( ?" [ Her and says,
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- _: q+ x6 @3 Y' L 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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9 }* b$ B9 Q1 q) \ Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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4 E' I* Q) a3 r Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, & ~& K( E: ?9 F# E9 J
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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