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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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/ V5 D" w" y: q7 M1 W- r8 UA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' & U; x. L6 F& @7 p- b, q# ]8 C
0 l, D: R: y# O/ `: Y Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' , T4 s; Z3 Y+ {) i3 L
6 t; d1 U' ?* M+ Y8 h The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' ; ^4 ~/ V1 R0 L$ P/ r7 a8 q' S' _
7 u ?6 e7 t: |3 `8 M Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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7 X% l1 T. v3 w: O" q3 c* D! ~ She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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( k& \. g4 H- ~& Y. I' h9 y6 M9 c; l He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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! h8 |* |: s: n8 L" R/ ? Her and says, . @% k U) U/ b! y; F
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to & m0 v% a# n# g: i$ M
: R1 q" Q* S X6 W0 t" R! a Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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& u4 m" T- [- s! Q5 y0 ^' Q- M Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, " d( g0 D# i9 c' U! U
, p( d" l5 }' j3 y& [; o0 |6 B* Z 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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