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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. * U" f& Y+ z/ V8 x+ V
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& h% i& j9 j( B1 e* EA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' - G% q5 d! C: a/ c3 n
3 J/ m/ P( i) m7 G Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' ) T' X6 T" x$ W. M1 |
( L; P9 H5 u _4 V# h The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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9 y9 O8 s6 p; l; ]8 m$ e Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 9 m4 ?, W9 J: Q: V9 o: U2 @+ z2 ?
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 0 _; s" M6 ]& A p
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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0 e: H2 u% J2 l5 n1 p Her and says, 9 X' z3 `; _# A; Q# Y( Y7 C. ~
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- P2 W6 |( u# k 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to ; q* C) k( D- w+ |4 b7 @. y7 {% G
7 P$ M. l2 u$ O8 t" E7 P Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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8 v. j: B2 C9 n2 c4 C- v! p/ j! ~ He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 4 T+ p' n! z. ]8 f3 G1 R
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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