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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. 2 x( G! F2 L6 |
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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3 L9 m* }* L: Y Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 3 S5 v* g* A( }( h. ~- _+ c) G
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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" }; u9 v5 [" E# ?# r He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says, . f* ^6 S; f9 V: d! ~: Q
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 0 v* u5 ]! |* S t. I
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' , O, F+ q, R' e. r5 n- F
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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8 ]% L t/ I# j2 ~4 g Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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