昨天我忽然想起来了一个发生在爱城的真实笑话,又说给劳工听,笑了好一回儿,今天给大家也讲讲听, - m; n! t; X6 t2 D0 b$ o- I, B8 I% d
话说有人抢银行,他心里想好的“开幕词”是:put up your hands you mother f u c ker! This is a stick-up! 不想因为紧张说成了:put up your hands you mother sticker! This is a f u c k-up! 结果全银行的人惊吓全无,全都忍不住笑得前仰后合,劫匪一看大势已去,不得失意而逃。据说银行经理之后巴劫匪的名言装裱起来,挂在自己的办公室墙上 ! ?+ J( u: ?- b- T) U + J8 e; a" m+ k/ e- i/ y5 Y下面学英文: 8 Z5 i& X$ ~, y. p- @mother f u c ker:骂人的话,等同于我们中文的狗娘养的,你妈B之类的。字面上理解是“干自己老妈的人” % n3 T: `/ B# {8 Cstick-up: 抢劫: L( \* X1 r4 p3 G
mother sticker: 没有意义,是劫匪的错口) O; T1 f' v7 u% q! j d/ @
f u c k -up: 是“搞砸了“的意思,当然是粗口成分。8 B& t r' D% n9 W
' K4 T" e: C2 o+ `解释笑话:劫匪把 mother f u c ker和stick up 说混了,结果等于一上来自己就说:这回他妈的全搞砸了!所以引来大家哄堂大笑。 6 M5 y9 p+ K0 S6 h, a- B" H/ k " F+ {* b2 \5 ^( t好听吗?好听还想听请送花!$ K' l% ?+ S' G( @% b7 z3 `
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[ 本帖最后由 三思 于 2008-1-10 14:00 编辑 ]
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-28 00:08 发表 9 C& I4 B$ V4 l" H6 j/ e/ L' p
hehe hehe, then LOL, Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha
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原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-28 14:33 发表 * |/ B! D- M8 Q% R& v ( r# H8 F: _! |5 V- Z2 t' D5 u9 |5 J0 x+ h6 G V
In fact it is somebody else tickling me. ha ha ha
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We don't trust you. who is somebody? can you name it? $ ^" t: v, ?; ^9 E i, {* q" }3 n, T+ e. b. v8 U, W; N
[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-1-28 20:39 编辑 ]
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-28 14:50 发表 : w1 A8 s+ r! A3 Y- p) x" ^1 B: X" ]7 y& W. |$ K7 h! L* L5 Y
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We don't trust you. who is somebody? can you name it?
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- _, y# F) F0 N! Y! U" u) Hcertainly it is the storyteller who is tickling me. It is so ticklish that I really cannot help laughing again and again. LOL