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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.* N7 Z. c4 B- |% l
1 m- s/ q9 d1 }& i% `- l6 y$ gIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.3 D V* M) u/ s) r( X6 F6 O
" I: J- u) h" gWhat can I do?
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Signed,
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# h4 e# W4 C- b1 R1 A8 N+ gDear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:# B$ u. p, n, m, Y J
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. % q' X: ]( K" }3 h
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .3 e" V! o% T1 |- F
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If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.$ w- |+ q# ]! D& P; X8 {
# P8 R2 H0 o& O# _" u3 nBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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" N0 ]; b$ u4 k4 E. QLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0./ U+ q9 f* C ?) V
. d* |2 g- l H/ I- r7 ]5 j% F/ QIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
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Good Luck,
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