UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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) z" d& \& o& I% l1 a# aAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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What can I do?

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1 G; Y6 M" I$ \6 i5 O: WDesperate Housewife
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Reply:

+ o( \, D, {4 g. X1 qDear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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0 C! h+ T. w( zBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

* h$ ]5 d( i+ SWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

, ]( X! c8 O8 B6 BIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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$ H# i/ Q. X" }& cYou might consider additional software to improve memory and
$ g* P* a4 \( H1 n7 T+ C" Kperformance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

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