UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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2 o- s) t  r; Y9 h8 e9 CIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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! J7 }# F8 ~8 \8 K2 `( JAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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Signed,
Desperate Housewife

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Reply:

3 h9 [, i+ ]9 G7 W* {* l' ]; lDear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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( O( y: N  P5 ~Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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% \0 R! E2 Y! }8 M+ l* E. Q+ @/ NBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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$ j( P8 m6 Q) n6 a6 u. y6 e$ PLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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; X  ^, w/ X# p0 J. `3 rWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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5 d2 {; w; E& L" W6 ~4 PIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
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; u$ \! U; }  S! l" g( E# rGood Luck,
IT Support