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UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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3 u2 g0 O: K0 N0 LLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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( v  J! x$ D. U/ f& OIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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( V' p) q$ ]3 `: ]& fAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.& p! \" R& F: {* n6 L
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What can I do?
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7 T6 |- [- q2 H* `7 a7 Y: ]. P* b* }Signed,$ s3 z- N" G" _  F% ]6 S
Desperate Housewife   `# @+ M: b" I* k
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7 P  B, {7 B3 j* i+ LDear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:+ T& S8 g7 i3 {4 o$ i# U
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. $ T: ~5 B3 U+ y3 `( l5 x

: f8 R8 m! ~, p" ATry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .+ o6 U: _9 W3 o" B

2 m1 J  C: o0 K+ kIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.9 K4 Y* ?0 u6 }- @" C: U

% B' j0 D8 h* Y# ?But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.+ ?5 ~' b0 J/ S& `! |
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.2 X: b2 A& o/ Q$ N' N3 m6 d

! V% \, ^1 ]9 s1 D, nWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.; {3 a4 [9 X- ]' Y
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and" d2 O/ O8 _* n
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.; `5 r7 T4 S; j  |+ k' a2 B
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Good Luck,
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