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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
! i; _9 N, O8 l7 r9 N钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
( C  A# }8 J) \$ g2 m& }9 r2 fOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
+ \9 i( d9 o' |  M每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
" H3 q) |8 Q/ N1 h每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
0 z8 j$ T. X2 [The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
* u1 k# P* n. r) @聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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0 h0 t, @. g) D9 iSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
" h+ i3 {  x% G" qNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
- b5 i" K- g& a不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9 t; S- X" b9 f' C9 S: g" z爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
& ^6 V3 }4 L, N3 t8 l$ S: [Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
" s, y3 }' ~0 d4 v1 [+ V后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
8 W: X2 {( J; q"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
  j/ `, Z/ O5 A) \" r7 u"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
  [/ m3 A1 h* m) g$ t9 `3 O; \"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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- I: ~) Q; g3 s' j. s0 y) U"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
8 Y+ v/ u' E3 z8 v+ _3 T2 I$ K工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
" _2 C+ W# O: s$ T  {) o: @: W神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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$ N: [) L; B- @When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
9 [; L7 U, r: w% l9 s% A' q: pA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
% P- _4 b" @$ g: _7 b1 k& l. k/ _The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。