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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:7 X2 p, r {2 T4 i4 f
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.. q& B, ]8 ~ h# p1 w* o
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人: p7 t$ ~) H/ S. X/ h
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
8 ~5 U f2 N1 k9 [: n. {0 B; d40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:: F1 ?, x, C( k5 d
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"What are you thinking?
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She doesn't care what you think.+ R' C0 a0 v7 c3 y& m# T
她才不在乎你在想什麼。 n( n3 v% D0 P I) X" P
) N' }: @4 J+ M! S& o1 m3 KIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,. {! |1 z$ c* ~7 U! G4 D: e
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
9 s1 n( J+ T: s8 S$ K# Q她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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4 L& T( F* D8 j+ `0 DShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.9 R& g- B% {8 f3 o" R1 q
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情7 W1 Y0 Y* X q3 Z
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Women over 40 are dignified.
1 ?9 I2 Y/ _# u) u' Q e/ W! \40歲以上的女人穩重自持4 ^* R9 r, O( y3 x, S: n
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
1 o) G( E5 p9 a1 K6 }/ @0 r不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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( L. A4 R# b0 l" k& W) a8 \5 m% xor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you+ [! o/ T7 u1 C6 p2 J6 S5 P
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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/ u) i' j+ u7 f/ z4 d' ?If they think they can get away with it.
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1 n, Z( G& \! j; `# P" SOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.2 A! ~3 l [( Y% E( K7 h0 O
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)* r2 x `& c0 S
6 b$ Z: G5 q% P+ c3 Z$ DThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.: Z& R) M c- I, O' z: I2 j0 [
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.! f0 [+ k+ v! H, x3 a
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
' Y& D% t u: D0 d2 E你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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6 }4 |8 @ h. f3 h GOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,
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, j1 B8 Q. Y& k& \( Ua woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
6 e. S+ k* K& s5 X40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest.* g7 a" I ^$ A, T. S# A/ s7 J: o/ O
熟女直接又誠實1 e+ z0 Z7 h& r }
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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! {" [! _; s7 f; WYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.2 b0 G$ K2 o) h; D% W* B
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.* w& `* _& i! G4 r8 X9 [8 c4 n( ^
40歲以上的女人有很多優點* W# \5 O/ l5 v! Z
! c$ H. o. `) Q3 y6 C% o }Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
5 q5 Q# I. ~+ s9 J% J1 A5 e: D40歲以上的男人呢?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,( w+ ?( y0 w" C0 \% \1 ?! k
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人- P/ K* y$ E1 r5 M! _3 X
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants5 | \$ {7 d8 {& N9 \
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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& Y- J/ ] ]' E0 o; V# Z2 Ymaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
" u: n, f6 B7 K$ \8 Q1 h5 h/ K厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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+ S& |4 f# M/ Y: f, w5 _Ladies, I apologize.
; }) G. E( t. e女士們，請容許我在這兒% A+ ?7 z2 B' p; n9 |7 M
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For all those men who say,0 g) p+ R9 Z N2 r' R$ f; g% \
幫妳們說句公道話:
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?5 }# S6 P" l# F" |% E& h
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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D) I ~) s: ]: ]/ [ J) E, Chere's an update for you.3 _# G+ O) a* h$ W# |
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
+ F4 E ]2 w2 N, R3 M. |8 N今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚: X" h2 Y, z9 @- A: Q* r
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Why?# \: |2 \, @+ ~
為什麼呢 ?* {- f7 I- t' _ r8 ~5 {/ Y
M: E8 c/ N4 t" s2 X [: B; b- ^7 dBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage L/ S3 ?$ B: N5 @% G
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
