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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
! i- R! l$ r* a3 r5 N隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人0 l+ a7 U9 P9 ~) i% V0 x9 H5 J
( Q" @& V5 H \& \/ J: m5 hHere are just a few reasons why:5 c0 {# v; X/ g7 P7 w X0 T4 t& }
為什麼呢?
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4 g0 d! p8 ]; y! I5 s: b( k3 uA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,, i, V9 _, F/ `6 T: R! r( I
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:5 v7 ~$ j; B' S: B$ B' r# L4 P7 Z+ _
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"What are you thinking?' v, p5 O: _: B
你在想什麼?
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6 c1 U g: _2 t0 Z+ D: tShe doesn't care what you think.
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
, {# Q _& |4 a- S40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽( T3 j: Z0 ^! C8 t
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
X V9 @. E. @3 F/ p她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西, ~, v5 B; Y& {) @ i9 L" R
; T' j, E2 d+ b# J- f! aShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.. ^9 {& v" G6 b% D; @5 T
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情6 z5 {5 s- d) J$ r# u* a9 A
( q2 {" h/ X2 T& X& WWomen over 40 are dignified.
! H' K5 r5 `0 ~4 j( U8 |! }40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.2 N5 p" L9 M8 Q' Z3 `
跟你大呼小叫
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$ h$ X+ E1 p4 A/ C( |% U, P" [Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
, ]4 i# L1 H! t: l3 ]當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地# H! K# `' f. c, E
/ m. [' Y# p/ X+ n% VIf they think they can get away with it.) N! d$ B* b, K+ I. Z. }9 m- y" Y' D; e
一槍把你給斃了。) i& w) U0 G1 C' g3 b9 B% f
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
G5 e# ~' Q* m, i9 q因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味% {% T: i5 E8 k- s! @. r6 N
+ o& [4 J0 m4 J+ N& ]Women get psychic as they age.
1 k5 a+ R+ w, M8 N1 Z女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.( X, |5 G' f# Q3 n
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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* m0 G Q* ~" Ma woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.3 k+ ?2 w2 w/ R6 `
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感5 \1 o0 L/ b& H* g+ G) `' w
3 X; u( P( {- v3 g, GOlder women are forthright and honest.
& t- ]& I9 m! ~% e" s熟女直接又誠實! C7 \% F- W: {+ T* ]2 `
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.- h" y7 }9 K ^) r9 q: x
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋# e3 x6 P9 q o! R
- [, [9 C( \; k- @1 k. g) ?1 B: KYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
. I7 E' O6 z: }你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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3 j; g; R# j) ]0 P* Y1 IYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.7 K" u+ a( V+ K6 _6 G
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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40歲以上的男人呢?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,0 q6 ~- d' z6 a2 J4 _9 G Z+ Y9 r* a6 w/ I
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants$ d+ Q# s% j1 g: J
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
6 g' `* n) e4 V厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies, I apologize.
3 x0 j0 @/ N' L$ _女士們，請容許我在這兒! a6 F, ], t# k7 y; @+ Y7 ?
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For all those men who say,
# ]( G1 e- L/ Q" }幫妳們說句公道話:
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. d" X. l% @' y: [4 c: j/ ?"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?6 T6 E# U) r( U
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人& R2 C* {; u7 G7 C+ j( M+ k
8 x1 X# d* @6 There's an update for you.' {/ Y# y* k7 m1 s. r8 _
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了2 D& u& C9 x+ I& w% k
8 k z$ } D. J2 F( p: JNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
) O- K3 q4 g& i5 |; s) ]; K今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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為什麼呢 ?* m+ a( U3 I, J6 F, |
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
