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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:" a- l( C. u4 ~( V) L% _# V
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.% ?* x2 I+ a, F5 _) s: m/ q* H0 k' T9 N
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:! V- e0 I2 P3 H/ e5 Q4 ?0 x* f
為什麼呢?/ d+ T# @! w& S ]- a8 k. j
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
4 [/ o; ]! \' V. j0 M* Q; j& R40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?
6 q7 i1 @+ G: j" Y [你在想什麼?
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She doesn't care what you think.. P: |5 k0 @; m* [
她才不在乎你在想什麼。# Q! a0 S9 L- M5 P3 W2 i! _
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,, o q7 r; T5 j/ H3 R) |6 ]
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽5 L+ M8 J2 {# T4 ` S! j
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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6 H2 J2 H6 w( c3 d6 U6 T9 VShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.8 N0 `( q" |9 |: z) L
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情, o8 U- r' l) A
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Women over 40 are dignified.
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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1 z& i$ L# _! K0 N$ bor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you8 {" _0 Q! v- t N2 E/ _9 ]# b
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.
9 N* _$ W/ }! a! v8 R一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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; [ J4 b5 C, N" m1 @They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
7 A; s% }' y% g' ]9 m! {) k因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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9 K1 w$ [ H! C6 C) j, R9 ^) [, KWomen get psychic as they age.' X; p3 n5 O/ N2 A, w
女人越老越通靈( s) R0 |1 e, B; B* k3 m; J/ c6 x, Y
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.1 N0 V0 B7 M' S# m3 A& ^& U3 J
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔$ E0 w' p0 _4 i3 D; b$ O! l
: u0 ? ^( k' x/ r _2 eOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,9 n4 G% A: `9 }2 F3 c1 E
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見& i/ A) Q. |; i) b& w$ Z, ]+ y/ d; s
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.$ d: g9 ]; }( g) H/ o
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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}# J- P. A7 `9 Z3 h# `, k- ROlder women are forthright and honest./ _1 Q5 C& U0 G- U2 h; |
熟女直接又誠實
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7 j0 m" X; c% k, Y4 jThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.6 I: f! V/ L$ Q1 ?- j
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋4 C3 ~9 i& B0 H- F1 ^
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
' e2 @3 k4 J% O, v" K你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.0 N: g" O8 ]) B+ g% c0 \8 G
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
8 [& ^& @. I; Y/ T40歲以上的男人呢?
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- Z. {- i$ X: r; _For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
4 s5 y9 S* \" u; i相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants+ b) r& B- b; C0 J
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男/ c$ y9 P8 x! M7 G7 f) w
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
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Ladies, I apologize.
) X' ?& Y4 O2 [: l9 T3 p( y8 }女士們，請容許我在這兒; r; {2 |7 P$ i6 h( \
1 X" B$ G7 L w# b2 HFor all those men who say,
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5 M, r) }: @" n" e$ g/ K' C& a' n: u"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
) [; I' ~' J$ C" S8 X# [那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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" C2 r3 s5 o9 Chere's an update for you.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
! x, b" Q& m3 ~' e# k9 g% }3 k4 \+ |今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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7 r+ A4 c7 I/ k' i zWhy?
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! ] q- u1 `% TBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage8 `9 u9 J: W, H5 J' _$ y, v
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
