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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA1 {# F, ]2 D; H/ P& i1 [8 c
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
! K7 N0 D+ S" o0 A2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. 5 v5 i E3 k: ^6 ~
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. 9 B- K# G) D) A6 }! j% u& |2 _
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA & D" B9 i9 }; t$ I8 P; A' A
8 m9 [1 i0 v6 _1. Big rock between you and B.C. - [6 S, @% N4 q9 G( Z2 P d
2. Ottawa who?. M M, w7 m! F* k3 H1 i
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. " e' `0 b, C# c
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. 8 P4 j1 K" ~; l% J3 B
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. 6 S) K% M2 r: b/ d4 h' ~
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat.
! x6 I) w2 k( T* s$ L$ s& ~, V9 q2. Your province is really easy to draw.
% W% c8 p0 W( f) g9 ~3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. - v* b7 u1 m+ W" B4 h
4. People will assume you live on a farm. * E; r q- V) e y
9 H9 ^- q1 [2 }/ J2 _TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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. |6 m! J! m. q5 p8 K1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. 0 X6 b4 Z0 x' E' ] p+ k O/ h
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
$ _9 a+ j9 X' i0 z- j) o3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. 0 ~6 }5 y1 _$ Z" ]* f
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
3 f: B# D% v) t/ g0 l5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. 2 Z+ k5 G' i6 V1 E4 R( j
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8 }1 O: Q8 J' }; nTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
: l8 @0 v: T( S* p2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
# h2 v- J. e* H* `4 A) f7 ]3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
9 v" \8 Z7 V0 i! |( |/ O7 N: I4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. # a7 m \* i3 c6 ]! V
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& e$ m1 m' \4 ~0 rTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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! \9 r. K. m* i0 x5 ^, B, e1. Racism is socially acceptable 4 h& L m+ J+ U1 q" }2 L! k' ~: E! y
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. ! U" @3 d, U: N/ Q
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
) E# }: o. y" I3 X9 Y$ R7 |5 u4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *) \4 u$ b Z6 D5 Z: M
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 6 r. Q5 [7 G; O0 S4 C7 R4 ~! [3 Z- E
" R7 k, i; B3 ?4 O; q- s2 yTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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8 ?5 {5 h" p8 W1 i$ l* ~0 s" m: c1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
/ t; c u4 }4 c. w2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
3 Q9 b# Z+ p" A3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick ; A W/ z. E0 P" [; Z! ^5 A$ a0 e
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. 7 j7 a- }( J3 X+ Z+ c% v
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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& l' g3 t1 K/ q! ?( s A. l) ?1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. 5 T* Z7 s# h# l/ M: v5 L2 }$ Z, m1 B( k
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. " Z+ {* C( Y9 p9 X0 l- ]
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. ! m* }! }" X4 L7 o1 o* S5 F& w
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+ b0 F6 [) _3 y- V) D" j4 cTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 2 s: A# t2 j- u: O3 P' f
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. 7 w: _ c2 ~& t; v* d
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. 8 q% H8 Y9 k/ ?5 Y8 K
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. 5 [. k* w- O" n! v" a. ?2 b6 z
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
U0 w0 O) v: @5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 6 M+ e1 |$ W9 ^
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND 9 v1 p) `! p+ \1 F# J1 G7 E
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. & ]8 R0 M5 }8 ^' x; J' Z
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
( `3 s$ C- s8 `/ R3. The workday is about two hours long.
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