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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. 4 B- H0 E! p, O/ p+ ~( C9 T0 j% n0 y
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. + I g5 ^! Z# g3 }, `3 r( E5 {
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. 4 i! a- ]+ Y/ ?0 q+ K
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. ( n% C: o+ }. }. C% s. b/ { s
5. Weed
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" v! j' l# J S2 K* Z1 d3 E+ aTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA ! n3 `" E& r& y4 v1 {/ M% `5 ?
# T6 S. ]: B, f/ r8 o0 y1. Big rock between you and B.C.
# m+ E" h8 N' K, ]3 f" W# b; H2. Ottawa who?' b5 ?- {* K5 R# G! \5 C5 A" f
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. 3 e5 q: i/ F' E! j7 e/ C0 a* r
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. * j4 ]* n8 L- ]9 @
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. 3 ?/ N1 D6 A ^) J, W- m" r
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN % D/ l& f3 S! c7 u
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1. You never run out of wheat. ) ^: f7 q- u4 k5 C+ X
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
' D/ g9 E/ I7 _" J! S3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. $ I6 n. A' h+ c0 M1 C5 D$ k5 N
4. People will assume you live on a farm. % d1 L, ~9 f0 @6 p9 G1 V
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. 0 f! q6 ]1 p r! @; v
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
/ r. i: q# d2 z' W _$ B1 T3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. $ R) N+ s+ i; Q3 R: c4 s
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. ! i, w+ _. f) N+ N A
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. ; e" F0 y8 `) n" F
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. E' q/ z8 X' YTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe. 9 {- Y2 F) G. |% L
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
5 d) ~: n2 l7 I, X7 l3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
+ U8 s+ T! ^( d" D9 r4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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8 _/ {/ q# A% \" z9 Z0 WTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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" k8 e& b2 F" @9 C% C: f1. Racism is socially acceptable
, @# n. R$ w7 \! V0 c3 `7 {1 u# S2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
! U" m5 ]5 u# ^. G1 o Q! S3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
7 F3 \1 C( ^: p$ g m9 L2 K1 G y4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *7 U9 Y+ }( x/ P6 a' ^% i
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 0 O G" {( Y1 F' R* f1 G7 u4 r
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. 2 S# z/ s. V2 u: q. P1 i
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
( `9 o) g6 z5 z, L# a3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick * |: R' R, O( i6 {6 U6 m' t' k
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
3 Z+ l# W. j; H1 N7 H2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
8 ?$ F3 o) x- L4 p2 I3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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4 M. A/ Y. }$ u: {1 N; n% f5 I: b: p9 UTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. 3 Q1 p6 {7 ]5 T1 b3 h
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. $ Y' {2 X0 d+ Z) [% S2 {& R$ f% s! C
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
+ H; Q" N+ W$ r! I! S _+ D. U/ l4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." 4 i* F9 y: F! q6 z9 Y( X2 X( ?
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
) n6 Y; Z+ L# h. t" N6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. : \7 H4 z& @3 {; C
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND & W% W, Q5 o0 }6 a# j
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
- I( ?2 f4 Q# ?1 T" u: @& {2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
1 b* w9 P' S8 m* J3. The workday is about two hours long. 9 }, |9 J, G! B& M9 V! r2 H
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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