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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA$ D+ w+ D, g- r" g
- Q r/ h. a/ T7 \2 x# c1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
, H# N) E( @2 `6 I6 Q% _: b8 M# C2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. . J4 m' H0 {4 i: O3 l8 g
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. + Q6 w- z7 y% ] ?% ~5 M2 q: s
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. $ W4 |' ~9 {+ Z1 ]4 ]; G+ E- E
5. Weed 3 W- @- Z' X# ]- J- Y% } ^% u
1 T& R- L9 M: E% ^TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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$ K0 K* Z0 Y Z) P, v( d4 J1. Big rock between you and B.C.
5 n( Z- D* I; k5 [; Z" ]6 R5 {2. Ottawa who?% D8 Z# m' b: ^3 B, S
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. + ?6 \/ q( q- W8 z# T( {
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
; B: s P9 R0 ~$ j8 Y1 s# n5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
" U$ B1 I) W) t6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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& D( z' i( A2 K6 e" j6 RTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN ' c6 q2 X, C/ R3 c
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1. You never run out of wheat. , Z8 s5 C0 J. H. m
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
7 n. X7 v. {" K& r; d9 o( v8 M8 d+ R3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
N" ^$ l8 X5 Q( Y$ ^) c4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA % j0 G6 m5 A/ m" [% L. T8 T
* _' o, `% G4 ~+ @( Q1 e1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
, Z% ]. `# f, h2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. 0 F$ X# M- F$ V; o" A+ c
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
& E6 V' E. N6 v4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. ! D1 _3 G& R5 x
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. / ?7 }8 v" x! q+ b/ A8 O, r2 d
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO - @/ L$ G0 ]/ x# X- U
, \' e: T) J; L# l. A) f1. You live in the centre of the universe.
. s+ i4 B9 x& d2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. 1 e6 N" X, B7 p4 p+ B: N. n
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. + J9 n) `. S+ j* d, }. O
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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1 {( d# g0 I `7 d- Y5 i! n5 YTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC + e& ^9 u; N6 j. U1 @0 P0 ]: ?
9 a7 M' [5 m! Z. |. |- U9 b1. Racism is socially acceptable " j% U2 j4 F( p, b
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
: S1 V0 U# S% N. X8 B7 _3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 9 O, a# H2 l7 h$ V; x/ |0 I
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
6 D& y% J* x& \& w+ e" z+ c) Y7 tTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 4 |4 z. k6 w+ j$ ~
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. 4 U; O5 |* g: B; M: O8 o$ i
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. + j" p! V/ J1 o9 g. ~' v
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick % M! r5 O( f( s0 q( C1 H* ]! \) i( J
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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+ M) A3 A7 z: WTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA ( y) [; ^" A t7 n3 a8 o6 |
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- b4 V" i# Q8 c' G/ z1 ~" Q X0 N5 u1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
3 [% P# ?" l7 R1 g- j2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. . z: O* b7 T. ^; c% s& F
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. : \0 u5 Y% Y) K$ y
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5 |/ E4 ^' z$ Y" D6 b4 @TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND ( E( _1 @8 f' M, K( b& V5 S, g
: ] s( e4 Z3 z1 ?6 w1 Q" e- w1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. ' Q$ L) t3 `% I
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
) N, `" Z' s! `4 |3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
1 k5 d: T4 C7 S! |4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." 7 V( j) P( e( ?1 l% [! r
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. . x7 w/ u2 k2 |
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. 9 e: i7 C1 d- n3 U: r: a! o
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% T" O; i! V! S+ @" Q3 bTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND 0 o3 {) u; p( L; Q" a B- d H0 D
8 n5 g4 O# i5 a! O4 A1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. 9 w. x9 V+ s4 ]# \3 \$ E
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
- Q8 Y' K" d2 e% x$ T$ x9 @3. The workday is about two hours long.
U. Z$ t e8 z7 @3 V6 M4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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