Humor- SCALES (ZT-中青网)

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A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale(秤）, sucking （往回吸，收腹）in his stomach.

: y; h8 @9 A. e6 E8 h/ }8 A. VThinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver（巧计，策略）, she
+ k8 L, u8 h* o  }& N9 scommented, "I don't think that's going to help."

  l* W! v# m; p1 p% t' c"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

connie

哈哈！！