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)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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2)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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, ?% F8 Z9 L4 x" j+ v0 Z$ ~ I 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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* Y+ V' g9 v# M2 u! @3)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. % q& N1 j+ I" D. Q) A( H
/ B1 D* k1 c: W% i" r) I' w 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 9 C+ q4 o2 T, L
0 r" s& l6 ~8 \0 w6)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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; v1 I P" }" z4 V7 p! @# y0 t7)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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& a8 F @. V% L6 g3 U4 x8 M; L 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8)Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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0 `5 p0 b R/ ^ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. * U) j7 T1 x9 j! m B( l0 p
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9)One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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