新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
1 V# c- T/ g9 g8 o1 ?! f, m　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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( T. B1 v/ g; J7 [3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

5 o1 z- k" \5 b  F8 ]7 D% E, F　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

' i  z2 V$ s6 }9 c4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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/ T* F; b/ S& x# o/ j　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

8 b1 n$ B/ V; }2 }4 [, d$ r5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

) z5 F, Z9 T5 t　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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6 I4 ?8 R# H5 ~+ W( j) t7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

5 ?" ^  @+ u) y# g; j) j' A: s8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

7 \: c3 O; s/ c' r　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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5 Q  s' d/ R. q' V% `; h　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?