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)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
1 V# c- T/ g9 g8 o1 ?! f, m 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. & N8 z$ x# d/ v6 ~1 u
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2)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 4 _, K( ?, Z3 n$ H; u
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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( T. B1 v/ g; J7 [3)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. , d) [ r& M; K; G) s9 r: |( w
5 o1 z- k" \5 b F8 ]7 D% E, F 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 0 x5 V5 O/ m4 x! b1 G% V1 w( C
' i z2 V$ s6 }9 c4)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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/ T* F; b/ S& x# o/ j 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 7 {) j: R6 _0 H$ p; E! g: t8 A5 q0 Y
8 b1 n$ B/ V; }2 }4 [, d$ r5)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. , |, x; t3 N5 V' `- G! }
) z5 F, Z9 T5 t 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. : X* Y2 u4 W% H' [6 i' j) H2 `5 P
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6)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 7 O- ?3 B; q8 e& B" v2 f; }
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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6 I4 ?8 R# H5 ~+ W( j) t7)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 6 y4 o# z+ d5 C+ P4 A2 B+ N; Y
5 ?" ^ @+ u) y# g; j) j' A: s8)Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 8 q9 s5 o1 G; U. y R# l
7 \: c3 O; s/ c' r 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9)One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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5 Q s' d/ R. q' V% `; h 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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