新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
8 P( E$ R- r- I$ p6 u　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

$ I  q: Z* }, P& s0 w7 i; x　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

+ n  n" t$ Q4 h) H/ {) O　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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5 n* i; H) k0 h8 U' V! h/ H: ~4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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: Z) L3 \2 P3 f& f6 Y5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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: S5 o+ R! K+ E2 r5 Z6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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( R5 Q. g, s8 G  j8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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. w' A6 v; Q8 e" R, B9 I　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

5 N/ Z) u( m- j9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?