新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
& H' ~% o8 s) x% F2 \8 B8 }7 U　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

7 z# i5 P7 n  m4 \& K2 P$ I2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

5 N+ l) G6 l- [　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

1 p% J, k2 H( z0 n" _: B* ^3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

: L, ?+ ?" \6 p4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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( {' O4 q, ~. W! X+ p　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

( l4 l) H% J2 S/ ~' V6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7 H: g/ m& d! G& |7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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/ R2 J5 s6 J) I  O8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

9 r% k- G8 v# U4 w1 ~9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?