新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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7 o+ h" c) K7 [: z. D2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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/ i$ `) w7 Y  N, M% [0 @2 X5 F　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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( s) x# b; I4 u* a5 `3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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3 K0 `- h5 W! V0 l4 S5 `/ m　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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$ c) W! W* O5 c1 A" z8 B+ L　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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0 S" R8 z8 l' \6 W1 w6 F: e5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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' V( s7 j0 H  M4 s  P. m' F　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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2 r; i! @: I; B! V! T6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

  j# F& R. b+ Y- Y8 Q　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

! Y6 D1 ]% l6 P7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

0 @* y, `. u4 s0 L2 ?8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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  _* ~7 \! l) A; L- z" x　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?