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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. : g! G, F' Y4 m" X5 _
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. ; _: k& d' y0 x
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 4 H& f) ~% f6 Y [& R
0 ?( k% n7 a+ B) P5 ~ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 3 g- P$ H& [+ V) V/ e8 E
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 1 S0 t9 u0 R& ?* o6 T
; B% y; |2 N0 T" |& R 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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; X/ X7 G2 j& {. |" B3 Y5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. ) f; L- J( O r! T
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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. d- S" F4 P' p% N1 z6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ' B8 @) W0 @: I& e" }
* \( H) @5 Y( `7 `; p. ?0 H( Z 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. # E2 t/ M( |' L I& S |; w
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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* f7 {4 q* A1 H1 L 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 4 e* b! h h j" w5 |6 L' c/ w2 \, c/ l
" _. T8 H$ b( e% u" U, I9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. * k, ]$ I/ e. L0 O U: e% g
: Y0 N) `1 C7 J 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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