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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
7 Y' D% O! L1 J* |3 S( h 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. # [5 z8 J8 x/ W" b, }- ~
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. " A& \- k1 v& n8 p. q1 Z
" V0 G1 P, n- h. Q/ x% s: e6 j 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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8 S" z9 ?! G; Y" C3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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4 d, a! ~0 s; X 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. - w( ~& R# u5 {
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. ( k6 J& h5 W% z- z/ D2 s) m
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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' t* K+ {0 T8 B+ W# W: g6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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# f s) X+ [3 `1 w7 S, c 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 3 V6 T2 g7 u) T
. @3 D; J' V9 Q% n0 k- f6 q& o" w5 `7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ; m( ?# d1 r1 {% x H
' { {! a, q7 n1 k* j 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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, P4 ^8 q K: ^5 p. m: W3 Z8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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& t# {% L- B8 @4 E9 `# g: U6 e" U 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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0 r1 Q8 L- B1 ^4 `+ o7 l9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. 5 j+ z% v% V# n1 {4 s( A+ }% s# Y
3 a/ n, u8 n. X4 \, [$ ~3 |* _ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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