新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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% i: g- a- T% E- T9 A. V  A2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

0 g8 X- @( s5 j8 `　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

! F/ @1 M- L0 h8 Y, u3 h8 F& O3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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$ c8 J. w2 c$ i+ y8 T9 u; X+ W0 q. {9 F4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

4 x- U7 b- J0 S1 I3 ^1 A  B5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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0 N! m& z9 a3 c: F$ O　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

8 h3 w9 E$ r5 m# }( g　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?