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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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6 P0 @7 K* W4 E o7 e5 l$ w6 B2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?7 |$ R. k) E& p2 |: c
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?" U4 n6 Z4 \( h z
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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/ g# F, C* ?" s4 s% E* {1 H5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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& l/ R& B8 v4 D+ ^& h7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?* U2 T# I, x3 i" q. P6 e( c
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8, Which is correct:; A$ _- w- c# |) d, [& e
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
4 _$ d! I. A9 ^' U B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.5 R7 G& F% A+ L, [7 O
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