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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?4 c$ C2 b* c z: K* }2 B
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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+ S- X& B4 ?7 @9 o" K3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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! j0 B7 ~8 ]" b1 Z4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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& i! z1 X! C# |6 A5 f t) }1 w# ]& s5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
8 i/ s0 b9 z0 ?---The teacher is blind.
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3 }1 e4 H0 u( g; {* |6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
6 Y: b2 ^& `. E! U" Z--- She is walking.& F7 M: d# _3 W- J; u
+ B* O# ^$ c6 ]& c; [7 K! K7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?7 u# n+ R3 v% o$ |
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6 t, E8 Q8 t7 H( L* J! ~( m8, Which is correct:# w2 o. u! i/ b4 M
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
8 Z. o5 h: w s5 G& [# ~ B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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