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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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5 F2 l6 X/ Z- y) Q  i2 o   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.   E4 N9 e6 \" ]" k* t
  
) j0 P0 H, T* ], H/ W   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
. D- `& J( y3 F  d1 D0 h   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
1 Q# g) L0 [, _% f# j, u4 M0 M   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
: ^# B8 Z4 b& N+ U  ?1 A/ i   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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) z) d) d% \& `% r" V   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. - l1 r1 A6 b/ r! ^
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 6 ]0 [$ _1 R: l% L, n( l( [; b
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
5 s+ D$ z0 |4 W   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ) }2 J# G  e, Z5 C' b
  
0 C" B( \+ {2 B4 k. k   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. % t3 W. J9 r  Q2 W- X  Y
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). ! E8 t4 v" Y0 P" H% n
  
0 u4 ]+ I6 G/ O( a   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 2 ?: i: t: t6 y: X
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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* i+ J; o! g  p   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) q9 [" ^% s4 K' H+ [* U  H   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. : u: M5 v9 m% B( i4 d+ A% g$ m
  
2 a; f( y8 C4 V  R   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. : o& O+ F% i; v( E1 }
   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. # A3 F8 Q, ]1 X5 j7 r
  
  H5 R1 H5 h7 ?7 \! F( k* B   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. : F. V- N' z# s: Q0 Q' k9 A( }, [
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. " M( w; h9 v3 D4 ?5 [: C! `2 i
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
' n0 F' o0 I) F% O7 e: N   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 1 q- \# _! a: U! M$ @
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " . `/ e& C6 L$ p8 e# H0 \( M
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 7 G' r  c* t* A3 v+ o
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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
; H/ e4 q3 [; _3 Y$ @0 A, v   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。   g0 t9 m/ \4 w
  
8 B2 h  N9 L: `9 P1 c: P2 u* {   When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
, M  d! C+ A0 x6 I9 ]% f   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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% r! m2 I* O) I3 |6 E* ?   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. ! v3 k+ P8 v& p4 U1 O  h
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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9 z! h) i  j2 l6 u3 I( u   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. % ^3 h5 U- w2 z
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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