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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. $ V: E" R: I2 \$ E
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty. 5 U2 g5 p& d& t6 M
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 6 C5 }; o+ k$ @. }4 `. M8 n$ n
  
8 G4 J  Y" m6 [+ l! b9 ^   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 3 n, o1 }* z. k" H7 x
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ! U1 @( V. B. a) B% w
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
5 M% V  P( g2 L0 z* V   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. - o" @; |$ k! E# w  Y7 r) r8 [
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
: q" S# [& x5 J/ a   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. / a% B# A0 [2 l4 T% D, L  Y0 D: T
  
- \) [8 _1 f9 g! p   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. / i& w5 O8 Q6 a$ L
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 9 ^5 d1 M: D7 y; t
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
  y% n3 y* X. G3 {# z   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. : C) m6 f6 v" K3 m3 I0 l- B9 }; c
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   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
; g* g' g8 O- U2 [6 Y7 }   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. ( v  p+ Z  T) p* F" Z& C" `
  
" v0 p; U2 Q( ^   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. . M& `( ]; g2 i% }! ?. L
   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 5 k! O/ i$ o& c* Z) P8 x3 k
  
1 [4 t  \1 `7 ^3 z% N& q5 `   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
; z3 R4 X' P! l( `   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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% O6 A0 T) t) H& ^1 _1 _# x   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. ! W8 D8 a6 ]' H$ b  j2 ^" x" ~
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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5 f  l* v4 g3 u" H$ h8 U7 f   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
& r2 Q) p; s; r* t   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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4 p& W& @: a: n' G% Q   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
/ \% A$ I1 M: n# I2 j9 }4 W1 A+ K7 c   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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7 S& g3 w: d' P   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. + e0 C- a8 @$ u3 L$ F
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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2 |3 a* @0 n  L+ ~9 f7 r4 @- @   When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
  j, E. W! J5 a" A4 B   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! " ^6 P2 p+ k) s
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   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
* R0 @* |% r/ Q: i) w% i   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. & x! J. _- V6 Y9 k
  
, Z+ U% C% {& z   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
" u+ G" k; \9 d  b( [3 w1 e   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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