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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 8 p3 C/ ^5 G. J4 I3 k/ M7 G2 f
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 7 V1 f0 D+ v9 z3 G/ ?" w' j
  
0 U2 M3 L. n/ m& ^2 ~7 A# ^$ a   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
0 Y) W; X& U# a- g6 R$ v+ X$ Z   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ; c8 @. i) @& J. j' g$ B2 Z
  
/ u- d( O( g9 X. ]+ i' e   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
+ P" A# V/ K" i5 C7 {   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 6 G0 @) c1 O" t* S: Y
  
9 U3 p9 F: g8 S& A+ ?4 E5 w6 C& Y7 N   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
1 w; c! n% t$ ?) R   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 2 E( P0 _0 |, v  y; g, K# a( l+ ~
  
0 C) n0 c9 P' N; |   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. " J% u# R  s6 @0 `' i
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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7 V  y" q- c! [7 N. @   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. " }: \1 p: ?( o- p5 X
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
1 T" X0 A( N$ f   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). / t, M$ y1 x' S' v
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. - q9 _6 h8 I0 ?. i" S) b
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 7 {& j* i8 X% b& b0 V/ Z: B- G
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   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. # k% g% D9 ^3 Z  @' Q
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
' U& f# A) g& u$ T3 N   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
/ j1 {  L/ ]% [& `% }   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 1 V  ]+ v2 s) @! j+ o  Z
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   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
3 w% ]5 _, N9 m3 C   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 5 }# b2 Y: Q1 i; w- o% E$ {
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
" O$ S: a  d4 H% ]& d8 P   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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! T  G+ B& A' i5 L* i$ }   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
8 ^. t4 `# R* @, m/ a3 y0 t1 Q5 t   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 2 M( G- {8 u; I& s# {

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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
: Y1 r* k1 A2 ]2 Y, o5 K* h6 P   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 ; @  P1 s( F8 [/ |
  
" T& t- n; O/ \' i7 D. E+ \   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 5 Z5 }! B7 E1 E% t# A- X6 J
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 5 z) Y- K2 k7 L2 I6 W
  
) J0 Y/ I. t- s. T   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
" v: u! K% I  q: X: s5 L* _" ^   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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+ S) D5 M4 P4 d1 O; U* k! K   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. ) `' T! I  D$ `! k8 k) L8 I7 v
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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