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, W5 V: P9 ^" z( e: Q. o话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。0 g6 B+ i4 b" i4 c
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill? ?& d" }2 ]; p- Q
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
& [. {! r! y1 ^2 ]( e" \8 h+ f* Y$ PChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
6 _$ k: w" V' cPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now! {3 C$ b+ E. e2 i" r1 ~4 m
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
6 Q+ g* Y/ @9 |- d7 `. H: E( BPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
# P6 F+ ?$ W, e6 g$ |' XChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism! V1 U# ~9 c. |
People: They dissolved it themselves!2 O* @' X) x% A6 x
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
5 j, I* t% x4 {! M. HPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
+ A+ |1 F" v, A& m, ~Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
% o$ W, V( Q' E) g; q4 O! I0 }# T5 m% qpeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照- O2 @$ B) X2 M: J1 n2 \
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗, t" a9 E/ q! H5 w3 m
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢! C1 q# ^1 Q0 ?& ]- b( k, b* Z, ^& m$ w
毛：资本家还存在吗
0 @ M0 n1 ^, i' l/ F) N我们：生意都做到外国去了
2 Q8 l( b& U* [( {( L& h毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
; z# s6 G! V0 l6 m( F* P7 Y* E我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了% F3 k/ ?2 q! o3 c' O& g5 `3 D
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗3 g# q/ d) a4 w$ d, ?' O+ v1 x
我们：他们自己解体了
; i# s& [& S6 X( `% [; p. E毛：帝国主义打倒了吗7 L8 k2 @5 C! {6 w6 Y: _
我们：我们自己就是了7 J: ?$ e* h3 e+ T3 ~
毛：那我的文革呐7 i+ R1 }0 H* ~- ~, f
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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