毛主席问答英文版，

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( r$ m" ^: ~$ `5 W# j! `话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
! Y' |4 e' M) z2 l) s. @Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
/ r/ o/ W+ e8 K. ^People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
8 h+ G% F; P$ L7 o3 T" WChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
people: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
5 |2 [2 f  |# p3 J( ?& m# f毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
% ~" ^7 Q4 i7 a5 x3 Y% T* O9 Z毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
+ W+ v- s9 L: u7 N我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
% }; H4 g! m5 s6 U+ j* _5 `# @毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
" y* ]5 o$ y/ F2 o4 b我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了