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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。6 J5 X- c4 T q' x; \6 Q# E
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
. {0 N6 Z& E( l) C1 EPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
0 I. A& C/ }% X0 a. {Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
; ?' s0 P k; n: LPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!, b. j% J* k4 Y P$ m% \
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?9 X4 o3 U/ S: h1 X9 X
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
+ k* G o: Y1 E: aChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
) Z9 J1 s U5 X8 b% Y) ~9 xPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
# j& O2 L. ^' X DChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?( l% y& g$ F8 D
People: We’re the imperialism now?5 m5 D$ P/ E, ~( v: Z7 r6 [
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?7 q, l+ P9 s0 L6 c* @: \& X0 a7 b
people: It’s in America now!( z( w4 Y; a0 |( _2 m
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来个对照
: H% P+ u! r. o# r" k1 e毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗) g; ^& r1 K. c' v; U/ Q8 I
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢 x8 V/ U4 W, M2 C
毛：资本家还存在吗7 |. d2 r& ~2 {% s8 G( r# w. k
我们：生意都做到外国去了
. m2 F i* s: S9 e" f2 e& i毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗* Y7 ?& k2 F) y3 N- ~
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了/ u. T$ A! d1 F4 h! |
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗8 k/ b( z1 \, }1 Z9 r& R) b) W
我们：他们自己解体了+ ? r1 O x# M8 a9 v. j6 w
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗" u/ X; `4 e' ~8 e
我们：我们自己就是了. j9 Q, K: G9 X/ x: Z
毛：那我的文革呐! Z7 k* T; R: m' T
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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