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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
( u# q8 L" s' ^/ }! GChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?/ ^$ p: a$ ]) a* i W' {
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
( Q1 ?& ?, w0 ?, u" ~4 ?Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
2 c) l8 V! r6 C3 F6 wPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
6 Q z6 k d7 u9 ^3 sChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?% [; W& M4 l; l. |8 J' h
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!1 \- b0 a6 c$ X' L) T+ n. O
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
4 s1 s; O: l1 u0 EPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
% ]) J6 s" t3 @4 q6 vChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
1 e# u' j' N- e$ O6 N, L5 M9 q0 P5 F, DPeople: We’re the imperialism now?$ g$ G9 h+ g9 q) ~6 [" a: A% q2 S3 p- p
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
y( H& g( h# lpeople: It’s in America now!* n& ?+ X6 r6 k4 j7 j. V3 `5 E
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5 l0 }4 O# r9 J9 I- N1 t来个对照' H8 g3 f Z d% T
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
5 l" z# u; Y1 A* W0 }我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
8 E' d9 Q7 z2 F6 M; M毛：资本家还存在吗
1 O. u9 {; |' t) L# ^我们：生意都做到外国去了. w: L- n7 d3 f8 n( S6 t8 X+ C, M3 z
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
( q( z4 |! `" ]3 I# Z; ]我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了* Q+ j; U- b9 D$ f4 w
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
0 L! B/ H( n/ d2 F- h我们：他们自己解体了$ a1 r3 ` A6 E7 O' y2 |
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗& G/ e& j# A9 w' f# S- b/ n
我们：我们自己就是了
+ J, l' b2 k2 B, c0 t$ M0 k7 u* F/ B毛：那我的文革呐
' O D) W1 i% p& H5 Q2 ^我们：闹到美国去了 |
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