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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
7 C+ t. o/ v5 V' X2 _; f& X8 q" iChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
5 r' R* E [& @6 n+ xPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
, d2 i' j* j1 v# ?' i @Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
5 C6 N0 x' y4 ~7 U: jPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
1 i! H1 h& z" K+ b' J3 |Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
+ v; r/ R/ p1 IPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!- @0 ~* _0 [1 z. ]- p
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!" t; z/ j, K5 c3 A6 G/ _
People: They dissolved it themselves!" m: T8 w: K9 \6 f" q9 I* ]5 T* H
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?6 D7 L c% j' |; g
People: We’re the imperialism now?
* g1 X4 g0 y# ], oChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?, U9 b6 M! m* D
people: It’s in America now!7 Y. v7 s* @( B& a$ [% X" j
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来个对照
! m( k, c6 ~2 F毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗! ]- |! q( ^! o/ _+ b& d" e
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
1 h9 g; {; q! \毛：资本家还存在吗# Q* {# ?2 S. W/ o; A- O# Y/ M
我们：生意都做到外国去了2 |' A: W7 a6 K% |6 d' X! w
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗8 U, [& z/ Z" H# l- e. E
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了% M# e* M8 E- d/ _% P
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗8 j& q R# A) t
我们：他们自己解体了$ q3 J* y% f. _, M) t& e3 d
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
3 {/ E$ }6 {5 F& R: i h% c4 `7 X" I我们：我们自己就是了) u5 \' G2 P6 F; C# b
毛：那我的文革呐
+ t, H9 }$ b k) w* m D. W我们：闹到美国去了 |
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