毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
+ x& l/ W- d3 J* {4 h! e0 L) r  xChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
( G$ k0 Q1 a/ c& [  [8 cPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
7 N9 U/ j( U/ F" }- N; K" RPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
/ p+ R+ z' H: P# L8 z9 f# KChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
$ }4 p' `, B) ~4 v8 LPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
6 K; k2 u7 c- _& V$ H: Q5 sChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
* K2 L7 A5 Z. j( i9 U: S# ]People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
/ Y0 n, R% z* w! R6 h% o% z; kpeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
& P7 J! |2 q. N: S2 I; Y毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
( v% {9 U4 t3 y( P我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
/ m0 f% o" [% ~5 I8 u" x我们：生意都做到外国去了
7 a& a( P& u0 E# y% {- Q( Y毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
  @; N! O: L  i' {5 x1 N* x: U我们：他们自己解体了
; B  W- H  V0 J% r: }毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
) u4 ^( a0 a$ u7 c毛：那我的文革呐
) o" B7 c- {' h" V" u我们：闹到美国去了