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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。6 e/ d/ d0 ~ F' Y
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
- D% C8 _5 F. c8 \7 E6 @Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
# k' M" @* `$ U. xConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
+ ?7 m ]1 {' A$ QConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
& D$ @ e, X u! AConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it 9 s: X- ^' u1 D. g
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
6 |, B6 v: ~- |" ~Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
, K+ Y# U' m' G; F6 cConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
9 R$ _4 D0 W8 a! I, i2 y) r6 oConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it + `9 S7 X+ u1 r3 I& E- c& Z5 z' W
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
R1 w; ~1 A' K3 {" `% g1 KConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
$ C( Q4 y2 I; O" g, g$ k2 P# DConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
+ m8 i+ d+ q0 R! m- [; q; e- YConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on . K1 k) P2 S# l) S6 [ B9 }. {% ?
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 6 h/ ^: G/ A' m8 c( g+ @
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
# n4 ?. N# b+ ]Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
% p$ c) M* \7 n8 s' xConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts ; r5 E# |. e7 u1 I! T8 |
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired ' F8 d( L6 ~4 X! K) X; ^
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
$ X/ u6 v, j/ W2 q5 w1 ~Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist 9 r+ X* j. }4 A) A( U
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
. E/ [0 K% e4 A5 [Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
! N/ U# G7 q1 G) a. }Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
* H; x! b% N+ k8 [. L# hConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
+ w' _2 A& n }, v) oConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy . N; R! v+ Y, C: ^2 x& M
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
W$ V3 E' ]* |+ l8 k* YConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
|9 l( a" e9 C lConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people ) z2 `7 ~( x3 l
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean 0 ^9 R3 \5 N! p3 g( u. N5 c7 r; i! m
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok " n& I- Q- X2 C- z
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand ' A$ [7 F5 U) U: r3 q
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
( q: {( ]2 B/ l. RConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
! ?& ~0 B# ]( I% v7 R- `Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts 8 c" a7 ^& q* r+ b5 L
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders 4 r+ h) `' E& L6 h) x
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement ! x! p. X4 d5 D' X
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face 0 A1 V: b4 f" A( l4 G* B( \9 J
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot & r% t: j: z4 Z+ I$ G2 j/ k
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
5 E) X: W. }6 pConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up ; i3 n" v, C5 J4 ~3 L% f% p/ f
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
* n4 M3 s/ e" P4 A7 L( V; g- @Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
# t+ ^5 H) U: DConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
( K( ?" o0 k& y* |Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 7 U u0 b! w2 P! p$ p+ S
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
: {9 x7 a. f: k# V5 H% NConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground ! M/ ]5 T+ b% f5 B8 [- a. `" K
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
8 f% ]! X: Q& ?3 ~Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
+ `" t# R8 c* I4 l+ Y+ j1 h% fConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag . ?/ C u% e& l: v7 K. n0 r8 [
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face + \& q0 J2 E) j4 @
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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