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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
4 {3 q2 \0 i v: l7 \& M, Z) R孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?, p7 r! A& U$ H7 X) k8 x
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone " p0 B }' t( Q8 ?2 C( Z+ \' C( W
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
8 m3 L. I' ]2 S* vConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
5 [1 |/ Z4 I$ L% D0 Z! c# aConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
, l( z- J8 j9 M- J- PConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
6 ^* \' A& S9 pConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house $ o) i3 ]" W( t+ L
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night . \& ?3 p7 }* L9 A
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
$ Z1 k, c; I! E4 PConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants ) q0 X b: W P, L5 n
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
1 j8 d6 d. _, W6 G; c+ p4 _Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly - l4 F4 `) V+ N" \) l7 v
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on . P7 i1 C6 O& o; C- W9 V; P" y
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 6 B+ c( @( z6 b* |& @4 y8 X+ O+ Y
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 2 G2 Y# J7 [8 ^% j ]
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
# G" c" Q. P- I$ o0 wConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
3 W3 a4 K$ l1 j7 T6 ~. v' mConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired * z9 m0 \7 p& b Q- {
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
1 y, y, a7 ^0 E5 ]) c7 D* }1 ~Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist 0 P) c* D* ]! @7 n
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level ) q( s2 z$ n/ I, j/ C/ r$ v8 h& a
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel $ |( S1 D i3 h
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
. Q% V7 M* i7 j+ A, k( @ sConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
: p9 S4 k8 H! \4 H6 _Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
) @* o: F( t3 }5 }5 O2 v/ C" ~. @/ GConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
4 Q: J' h8 ]; y* M) k" CConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
4 _6 U# T1 }' |7 [7 i+ z0 C& q5 v2 EConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
8 v/ W3 ?. f# u- R, u1 D0 @0 NConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean ' F4 t1 S" n8 m1 _' F
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok ~3 U2 E% }: m( C/ w; J
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand ! R; q: s, N r/ Z% r' [; j
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
" ]* Y! o' G9 |. ]3 ]0 `& O) D6 eConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
, Y6 }: H( t% r3 {3 e1 VConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
! B7 l6 t+ ~+ ?; o ~Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
- y* I5 S3 ]* ?" r, U: I1 N ZConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
$ ~: K9 H+ D( k$ q4 X+ S/ gConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face & S/ I" z7 |/ n: W
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot : e9 d' t2 _- w6 c; r8 O- q1 J" ~
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
' y \5 D: f/ B" {5 |Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up $ D o7 N) _& ~6 E! | O2 q
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion + i0 d; G. ~9 Z; I& D4 K$ L
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic 4 d7 f' C2 U! }& T" O
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
9 ]8 x) c9 J* X/ M( g( m+ l/ {4 [Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ ; `5 @0 X$ {6 z. ^
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit G8 x5 R' b4 p& j; E8 \: u
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 9 N: d, F/ ?& \/ M$ {
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
0 U6 r/ z+ p RConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth - ^" p2 o) A% s
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
/ w" j; ^$ a, A" H2 RConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face ; Q5 B1 O) x; T, i/ f
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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