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1 N( Z3 ?/ F. ~ U) E9 o孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
: U3 F* j! S! l4 s9 K( JConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
/ h# q' q" K! G c/ fConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
% \; [0 `& b8 DConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
! p- B0 z0 P- S3 I) R$ ~' hConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it ! |$ Y% {" r9 k6 U; l9 \6 j
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
8 f3 ?0 d# Q/ CConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
7 F( Z/ Z: _3 j Q/ TConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 7 b! L9 Y$ P4 p9 g. ]
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it r K( j- ^2 o1 n) j
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants # c& c* H6 P+ v( ^
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
; b+ T9 r; C) J' i- B0 kConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly + j( |# o5 P5 m/ C
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
% |8 w5 F) m" J( WConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
2 _1 v. J9 L) ^' ]/ cConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
; A7 e/ |9 _& T) `( |Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
3 f' P( S- d0 P0 @' ~& O& CConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
* r2 B+ C( ~/ s1 x( k6 r' _Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
0 y H: ]; D: XConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted - U! m- P1 Z7 a6 j
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
7 V) o+ [: n I8 W" W F1 X, B% h, G( cConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
" `. a9 L, N# C* Y- r0 pConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
R1 k: J7 I- m3 j7 A; f+ DConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
0 @% ~8 q9 z0 \1 O, o! hConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
( @$ L3 A F# z( c" oConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy 0 O) I4 i& H6 ?- a' O7 x
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts 8 ]0 F4 e0 b j' U! H
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
?$ G' Z" G" J) f, lConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people 7 V( R5 i9 f1 z9 Y
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
& ^$ s4 F4 z+ c- u+ L( P) EConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok 3 _( z& }8 g$ X
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand 7 ]3 D! H7 P1 R& a6 ? S; q
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
2 n+ t& K! X3 I8 n5 PConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
1 p. O3 a, O) p' _Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
6 @# l3 [7 i. |$ V/ G: hConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
+ T6 J( i! s/ m4 d+ P/ lConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement ) q$ s8 p- ~; A7 p" }( I
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
( _+ @) S8 D! W6 XConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot , h8 g5 F7 R9 z/ z7 S
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
8 \, d7 @* M% g! O+ A" `- a. yConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up - g2 D* F! r! S$ V3 O- P
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion - j& L& u/ n1 X4 K( E* \1 O
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
# Q. U. Y/ k6 o5 X3 dConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
$ ?$ M& I& j6 ^) KConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
6 C+ |8 P0 |- r h) WConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit 9 t5 R( t3 ?" Z
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
9 F4 C5 k8 x! c B2 FConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
$ J S* M% l2 ?9 y" _4 jConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
3 Z6 B5 o, Y! H- ]9 ]Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag 7 |$ Z8 r/ c% h6 q9 V8 F: I5 h
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face 4 e1 C( b# e1 a$ I' q
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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