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, Q N; R' W$ q& s9 N孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
! e2 i7 ^3 j: tConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone & \1 k$ }% K& D7 l7 `- t
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
# j/ b1 \1 e0 M$ S" g6 L; J0 E; O2 oConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
" M) G# v! Y; F fConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it [6 Z2 w( U* p% i# K
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left $ {, H( o9 Z5 P9 m8 Q* r
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house ( f# P1 w o; @( I: l& {
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 3 g i! [% C4 `) v% j
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
; y' E3 y s( c0 V% ?. B: J& [. @Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants + f6 M5 T m9 I1 o" [/ Q
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient 7 x# `6 v' E- e! W
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
& h( O; i! f5 k5 I1 O0 d7 ZConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
# D) M4 L8 P) o' D' y/ m/ h5 f2 GConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
! d7 j9 h; i% R; A+ r0 J5 SConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
/ T+ _3 ]8 Y; AConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent 1 L: k/ b+ d9 ?: g' f; L4 t# S, Z
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
9 p: Q( z9 R9 a6 `7 g* QConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired ( @" p# y* B- {
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
1 L; H; R& i4 i {, h( W" }6 [Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
# w0 A( V% X) n# r- `Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level : w. D7 ]5 v* A! K+ e) C
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
3 | o& e9 |, U. ]Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
+ K" v! L8 u4 F; s, |Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
3 h# T) y3 p0 \' k+ LConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy ( U' P1 v/ v. J% m, X/ p9 H
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
$ C6 U# j1 D2 U0 o* p8 G" c/ uConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
( f0 w& e' Q7 a/ ?. h' yConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
1 ~: }& ^$ Y" L1 \/ KConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean ! P [/ v( t# u8 z5 b, p: n' g
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
3 A% s k$ Y3 e. I0 Y/ k2 EConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
: {& y) g- h' Q& J! |7 sConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
& d r+ S3 V. s& N$ X. B, ^5 DConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better $ S: @- b8 b- M7 u
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
2 ^5 h6 l) E; p+ M' t( b3 ?; vConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders ' n2 A1 w% Z3 G d6 |/ L" E: `
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
! G M" m [) W9 k) \Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face " L6 z* y6 V6 z4 x% O$ I
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot 4 G& [* h. U+ D* A( |" i! u y0 C) v
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
5 v1 g* n' \8 j: u1 [Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up 2 G8 e# ?& W: s0 T& J3 _
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
3 j8 ~0 ]9 ?+ Q1 Q5 u% F3 t; qConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
! y6 u) J) w5 n2 FConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
4 G2 L; h7 ?* G: P7 a( l: C, n: X) SConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ ( |) e9 b4 ~" r3 A
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
5 |+ @! \7 p. a* d$ N# m# B: _Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
# m7 u' a' g% C/ B, gConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit & H8 n* f! N2 d K% p
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
: l8 f ~$ f a1 G* H4 w$ H2 @$ eConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
: ^" Y2 y! }: t, @4 c3 |4 _; d' CConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face ) \! p4 [- Z+ m0 X' [( ]+ @
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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