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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。/ A& f( J. n+ d; a- y
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?8 a# n9 m* ^0 W: @# B' ?" u R
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
- o+ O5 n, c* | i U! jConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
. `' W; @( G+ l6 i0 j( iConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk E+ ~* z+ A, i
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
8 J4 Y! g# j, [& f4 L DConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left ; q: I/ E2 e3 T0 u9 _
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house + n9 Y* v5 s5 W: V2 F/ c
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night . u% z% ]1 _* u0 \- W" F% s F, B
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
5 ^0 l6 c% l4 ^( l0 `Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
4 _3 f! C& o/ W! gConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
0 D- m/ Q3 M. h. q3 J& pConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly , s: ~' q4 `2 F! w' d# S9 } ]8 `
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on / J7 p. x" q1 R$ z- q5 B# B+ D" G
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long : [, z5 e% ~: ]* n
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week / p$ r) i; L% Z- x
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
: N9 |; @! _9 y0 `6 p* ?Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
* o# }) |# \ s* h4 \; OConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired
3 k3 t4 `( d( n) T, ^) N7 a- tConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
8 }2 l2 E6 ]3 x; d% ?' nConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
. }/ e E& I2 D2 A3 N6 Q7 }. {+ w: JConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level ( O& W. F! R% @( }
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel & l6 A! m% I7 p
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
. F5 z6 c! M; ~7 [Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
2 p; y6 N' f3 k' r% {, hConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
: |( B; ]" t7 P, T6 \. OConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts ( v: |8 W- k2 o8 C( [+ H3 N5 g
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
/ B8 Y0 F( N# b7 c& zConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
7 I$ ^+ G! u9 L' n+ T @Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean $ p# X$ M5 |" E8 W9 P, U, u. V5 M
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok 5 D7 R/ D4 _( r' o
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand 0 p, ?& |7 E4 ^8 ^
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 8 D* ^! _5 o* S9 ~2 ~8 [7 J
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
; b( j1 W: z% N" L5 A8 QConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts 2 O3 B9 j1 a$ w* x
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders ' R' t+ _- Q' ^" t1 M9 S
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement 0 A% H }/ {! G+ Q" K9 S$ g+ P
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face b2 h2 p: u s4 ~* F
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot % i, B/ F' U/ Z9 B2 B {
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew ( Z; R& L6 A, z" f
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
( q( K* n0 z7 BConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion ; g! H3 z/ g. `# J
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
" s5 i- Z4 L4 ~' z* XConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny 7 ~$ o0 I- @/ X: _2 s' a
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
# W9 U1 m$ C4 BConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit / U R; g0 w: {9 ^6 l( j5 p
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground @6 B5 t" r% ` Z f! q" P8 |
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
7 m, Y3 e/ G6 v* ]7 EConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth , Q2 m* V( a7 |2 t' s; R: v7 @4 O
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag % J. V6 Y0 u+ t- E9 E W
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face ) d1 \/ P/ r8 h) I; [3 r7 L2 B4 D- ?" a
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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