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0 B( o: v0 g3 l2 J1 W3 ]孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
( e. r7 w& Y* A, {+ HConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
; Z* d! S8 ~* d* E! Q3 U- E9 q+ iConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around # n+ U! O, O1 ~# Z/ r* V) i
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk c8 a- ]$ V0 f2 B, D+ | u/ S
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
" A8 {- O; Y7 z3 A; |( ]( `9 R" ~8 YConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 0 p5 `* j* ]2 e7 q( G% V
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house & j* o: j' t& Z3 y' ^. }' k
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
* }. z; \* `9 F" H! FConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it # {. K n' w* v/ j- ^4 H% B
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants ( j) U! {6 H* y8 u# T
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient - M! x9 l9 N$ y9 M' `5 G+ \6 K0 {
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 0 k/ i: m5 r- l# w: g& D
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
5 U2 J+ B, L2 O% N! IConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long + H, f4 P3 I7 R" h
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
7 `- s( X1 e: L5 ]8 y5 YConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent 7 ~! E2 ~' _" O N, F; ?4 P
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts $ O! _! }* M% u2 g4 t2 B! s: F
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired 0 ~! `4 o/ O! j3 ~! ?$ N0 `
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
- A6 b# l9 Y: T. |% j$ AConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
2 h6 Z9 B+ F5 z! L6 u \$ T ~Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 9 \" w: r" T3 P1 n) D0 S
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel ' n( r0 C @- ]- ?& I
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
7 x- d3 }# p2 Q+ LConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
+ O% M( ^' _5 V7 V6 _Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
/ i8 Z4 X0 y" S, \3 q' A, m* RConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts 2 K) _( P: F1 L" B, f8 B$ Z
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
0 T$ p8 q. K9 W p2 f! X' }0 kConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people , |2 h$ R! { H: i' Y6 c; T
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
. @3 R6 C3 k8 ^: L) x& B% b+ rConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok / ^* B/ |2 T2 _1 J! q4 F$ O$ C
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
1 `$ G( r1 Z" M; U6 p" D" ~+ vConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
6 u- j$ N/ G/ J* w/ lConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
/ d5 Z$ s3 W% D9 j* _8 W8 {7 \Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
+ Q) t( M$ f0 C1 }Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
" C# B4 ~: @" v$ WConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement % d+ d$ g6 m& U1 Y0 W. b' ~
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face & U3 A* g. C: Z5 f# x, m; W
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot $ i2 ?: d4 m# M; O* ]
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew * X) M0 R0 C: C4 i) W, e
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
1 g5 J4 R+ c+ @ D/ AConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
% W/ W) M) m: {: p: I" X( FConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic " |" ~0 b. v; N8 w" Q! q
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
0 d0 S; {7 k# ~. ^' t7 m* `: M1 |Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
3 ^8 c/ _7 s) f' g: qConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit + b% ^: n; m' ]! r+ B
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground ' p; e( G' B6 f" W1 F- G5 E
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit ) h9 O) ?8 |5 R1 h- ]! H
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
$ r- ?" ? W$ ^$ f" TConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
6 ]% u4 g0 O: fConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
& L9 b2 \+ q5 C1 ?7 q8 iConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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