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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。, a8 _8 v( p& |; g# u1 ?; T
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?+ @! |" K% N& D2 z# _8 |
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
7 z3 E8 d$ K. t/ F0 \; Q8 f3 QConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 6 i g, Q7 K% {& |# U* K
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
& D% i$ [ J% B. R8 uConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it 9 x! A2 j8 l/ b8 e/ J. t
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 7 }% Z4 ^- C8 Q9 ^4 [
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
* H c: |. _8 e B" m& UConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night & n4 l0 M; I* u( M
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
! W9 E# \/ z. M |' |' eConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
# E# T' ?8 [( X; i. bConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient ( [7 r. A& Z6 ?0 Y; x7 C
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
a! H7 v& W' E7 j" KConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
7 s; C% M( @; h$ DConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long ~( u7 c7 p; B" ~
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
, n, F& _3 t% a3 KConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
4 h( z) b5 D' a0 r' r/ F3 A1 l% m2 e. G) o dConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
5 K) v4 X: L/ Y: AConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired
/ m! w8 t' a: X# r, U; x5 X! @Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted % w: R' v( j% t$ e0 m0 @
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
9 f7 Z3 T* b5 J6 F# a- p) n2 WConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level q! ^; {, d$ W& c' u
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
M1 V0 T* D0 `( ^1 l8 y* ~Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck 8 f. J( A. D% ]. o
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
7 E, r+ x# L6 G. kConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy / t( {: p. C9 t, W6 x0 r) {7 h' H
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts 5 G% z8 a3 S- S* s- p5 g8 L
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
$ F8 H9 ~* } ~& x7 nConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people + ]$ g+ C* D- B0 ?
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean 4 u5 l) |8 m4 E* S( ?
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok : X8 o/ j* W. U
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
T ?) _0 ~; F/ S. LConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab L1 P6 j7 I, c
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
) Y: ^ L1 ~6 \: zConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts " }& J. o2 |2 f9 ~
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders ( ]4 S: c. l3 R
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement ! ~* R! [4 H0 T( {4 g" N/ I
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face ' I6 t c% H4 R5 o' ?
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot ! E2 t+ b1 E% [ T. y
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew " o* i" p# f! j
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
; Q% v. |! p' Z" Q! Y: GConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
5 p- d- O: n k( t$ kConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
( R. e4 N3 k: L0 X' _( e+ o* k1 ^Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
* ^9 _% @9 @; @1 Z7 \( f5 lConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
|7 w. G3 h1 A/ yConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
: q7 a* Y) p+ J& L! t* M, X2 xConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 1 @3 G9 c" ?8 C' Y9 W0 \6 Q9 o
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit " G; n3 q- F& C& y
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth # y4 F$ \8 R4 {- ?1 z+ s$ W
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
$ T) D1 T( u( p, b# }! b" aConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face 9 Z% u- z' `. I; V) p* X F
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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