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5 Q: _# Y J- t& Y" e- c0 U" t' [ I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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1 N3 l* a8 {8 {8 q A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!, s7 ?9 `+ j1 \) V
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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4 a7 F1 N; y+ D) V F A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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1 k! b& B+ a8 Q \4 R5 [+ n( Q So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." 8 S- e) T1 V' ^7 q8 f+ T% v. e
7 d& n- d. K- Z* j9 G9 ] Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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2 O; f# d1 x: C: M" l1 e! Q Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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2 s! N( Y. {% \' L0 d$ a5 b0 M- F* E What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this? b. G6 t* _- a* C+ r$ d
$ r0 B) E2 C: H& y$ W "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"5 T2 r7 \$ b/ \' g. h/ f5 ^
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?) v' e* C* i6 z5 F( E7 a: O
! F2 }# O% o1 D0 w4 _' w; \ "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?) L. o' @% }8 B9 \. b7 A5 i
5 N4 I: P( E. m3 i- G, ]2 I On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten.", p0 i$ h, o9 s9 _, m
( R1 q' s- c6 m, V Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."3 j" Q( M) p4 o
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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