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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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6 A4 n0 z8 z9 I+ w& ]7 S) C A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!8 V9 s/ y! @9 {, F! M3 i
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.( ?# ^6 Q9 g/ K% r4 V$ Q/ O
* L7 {4 M ?2 C+ j- m4 o So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." ' Q; u, `" L; k
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"9 o3 m2 D5 ^: e1 G: ]
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.0 @: Z9 N2 P- F
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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S- X8 m5 Z4 g( B* d2 x "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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7 h3 l- r: m, f What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?) v% z* O4 e5 s9 x
( e" S: [/ t+ r "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?/ n- V" H5 q5 \, `" e4 p+ D
4 i( R5 Y+ b0 I1 T "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."/ `: y' m8 y. S0 J
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?) L7 I9 i) T+ g/ R* y
+ R+ o t- W# U0 ` On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."2 ]; Z4 x# r2 L% P
; I( v4 E& U; b7 h Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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