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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!) J& q- ]1 j8 p. \3 |: W
' X( t% h# g" Z4 z; P4 U A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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9 Q0 A* V$ h7 Y( C I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!! }$ ^" v/ T8 ^- O9 c
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." * S" _) ?7 `* K; K. v$ f, @ |: H
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"- e; m; O: W: \( J
' M% L( m. h0 R3 ]2 ~ l Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.1 R# d' r; V: a! g" i$ m! j
2 q# r, X7 Z1 t! y7 M9 \3 S8 l Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."3 S R s$ \: Y! v w/ t
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.4 D- u% r9 a1 `# j z9 H
( l. y* j; l: s: s: b+ Q% y0 G What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?. r5 d& c; X% u9 U: I- Q
- P' `) C; I! o0 Y5 _ O "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?% l7 t0 b$ K# g2 ?- E! a& B
, d% U% g' z4 j0 K/ o' T "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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/ ]. {0 j! {& S. p% h7 c4 j What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?3 h. w" N' q' x$ }4 G1 h1 C2 _
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten.": B- G' \6 o0 ?' N) j, M
. g) W' N. x$ m8 P, ?( Y& \& o Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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6 J* r8 a' s _% C "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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