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$ }* x4 U6 G$ v1 ~* z) U! H I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!5 _* c7 M4 b6 a# h7 m! Z( \- `/ M5 [
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." / d: N7 h9 t* |3 x2 r
9 ^! z" B4 {6 T1 }8 B) ?7 D3 l( @ Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"/ l3 n4 J: ?3 e1 N" x
7 p) f$ P4 v4 k; W1 W3 o1 s8 h" Z Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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) f- a1 k" V$ A/ p& G Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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+ k) I4 ^2 a: p- Y. o* q "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."- N# n, X' Y# C9 v c [
& i2 k& n+ ^9 l( k- a! ? "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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4 ?& q" ?" {) @4 q8 [' P What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"% @/ g8 U/ }; S3 U& [
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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8 h; u" z4 y- H1 B "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."; T7 F; e4 v) G/ P% I
+ \1 ?6 f0 V! g. [4 u) ?7 n; l% ` What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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* l! K5 w3 }5 u5 |8 G- K* ^ On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."* w% r4 _% b+ X1 Q4 s
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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/ C; N5 z. \# M" Q0 d "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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