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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!4 E/ k7 f7 w7 l* p
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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+ e/ B) v \" g: k I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.6 t4 G+ v2 B; R
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." # n7 v! `5 h, u& f$ }6 w
+ i! X5 _/ z1 \( Q Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.4 v2 k* n" ? s! ]0 E0 j$ h
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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) J, _' j( `- h6 x" i* | "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.' h! t% a. J- f- |$ s1 `
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"8 H- [5 n/ [; ?# U9 z. k
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world.": ]" ^0 o! i5 F4 p
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?4 M7 ^0 ?( o# D. c5 S: z
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."& i5 a2 R2 u' _* _
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."4 W8 e- S$ g& T3 O' T9 i& j8 t
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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