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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!9 f _7 R. K1 Z# a( c
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!; x5 {- a7 A+ r1 s( E( z) @+ W: H! j
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.0 Q! c, _+ ?: R- ?& {0 z
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." % O! z" V+ G; H
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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" y% m( I8 L, Z- d, W Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.8 {0 I" L: ^1 A( x: s4 c) t B
$ ?6 I* l1 ?# c' J Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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: A% V: h- o0 c. H What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?" x S, {2 G8 M& X% J
/ V4 L1 D+ r/ b- g7 {' O+ p% P What? Cemetery? What a place is that?2 A& W- R+ M, `1 @5 h. E1 t
% J0 I5 W. M3 n. t0 J- R2 d1 l4 O; y "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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5 O! ]4 g. w5 R2 Y4 o What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass? \' i+ w1 b& s* @4 O6 I
$ }0 A t" V0 n/ O/ x6 M! d, Z On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."9 H' V! J5 o( R1 {6 D
6 z x0 F4 p" Q& ]/ u+ ~ Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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