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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. # x/ |# W" Z' E) w
性本善:Sex is good.
6 n. d) T- V- P  I3 m性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
& q9 v" Q: O' G* f$ n$ l习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
7 X- [6 N! k4 k6 y  C" Z苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
2 Y# i4 w/ |$ e! R2 w4 R性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ' \9 i. t. V7 @6 C* L! U
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教之道:The way of learning it
8 [9 r# [. C3 S" T+ W9 Y. W" R贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. & z3 @  @& Q# k) B1 s

7 l  Z+ s& O; s3 H  s$ ?! ~* F昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
5 w& q9 t+ ?! ?; ^" [择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 8 V* A" `/ R8 }+ X, S1 P( K0 x/ k) t1 c: r
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 3 N' z% Q% w0 C8 Y5 G: n4 V
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 0 z# I2 I7 L8 }7 w
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
7 O  Q% L( H' U7 e教五子 All his five son took it % l5 W0 r+ j5 f2 a9 t/ D" l* N
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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* R$ q4 [6 U8 ]1 {' g; V1 O* [8 D养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, . L; j1 a3 a& c, K, ]7 v
父之过 It is all your fault.
* q! }, |  r1 N! O! S' q( k/ a教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
% D8 H, G; y& m% C师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this / E% k( m3 n5 w/ t, o1 T
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
% @5 g% i" y2 F$ z) {幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
! |+ L) ]& j) x老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
6 T4 [& Y' b" y0 l9 z% w: @/ U不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
* a( g! p: r# p8 {人不学 If you don't learn sex, ! U  C8 Q' U) U( A& t
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
! _, g" ]2 I0 E9 XFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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