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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. , `/ I" D$ j# f, y7 `# H
性本善:Sex is good. % p: D8 X1 p% D5 B: z) |4 M
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
( U) v9 {5 w0 a2 ?# e) E. W9 O习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ) L! Q0 h6 q2 G! W
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. / m# k, z% c# _
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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' R8 b+ W- d6 b; h教之道:The way of learning it + z; N6 I. o+ s: f
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. & I( O2 G& h' P# m" S2 x

5 l' _9 C# d3 N1 A+ R" I& g  E! z昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng - n/ y8 k! w1 B
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. # p' g  Y' r( |) U
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
6 a. R. g5 F4 [, A5 O' @断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. : Q1 `" g0 w' h7 T6 ~- g& j5 U

2 t. V; n- @' Q8 o6 }  A: n3 t" k窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
1 t* R8 ]/ I" w5 ]0 k有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine # u) k5 d7 L; O/ S# u( W! f* v1 ]" e5 r
教五子 All his five son took it 3 T- F& s% A* u7 h
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
$ i5 n" X+ ]" m6 Y0 [2 q, Q父之过 It is all your fault.
# m7 }" a5 j* S& z6 U教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 9 L9 B* U6 e$ i3 a0 |
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this ( B. c. |  Q& J
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
! z( I" l1 g+ N: [* M幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, - Q, t9 \3 V/ |* i/ \0 j
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 1 I! t' j5 l  ]" K' f

' o5 O: Z0 q( b, _玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ! r4 N8 j5 [( o" N& h0 K
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 7 T, Z) z  `' H! w
人不学 If you don't learn sex, . ?5 `- ]1 Q5 C) `
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
- i9 \2 @! x9 C* W$ m. S2 Q# VFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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