爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
* N' E8 I' M2 h性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
. d, R2 g/ O- j; Q" i. z% u- x0 y苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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5 Q3 ]# p1 s, ^1 R0 p! s: ^教之道：The way of learning it
2 s5 G* g9 H5 u2 D* c) k贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

$ N" M$ J0 y0 o( b( y+ m昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
2 f# t2 C1 j/ p9 C择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

5 ?) v8 C, s5 I9 b1 Y子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

4 k/ w5 ~& E. H/ F. Q窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
* r- h5 w* j1 `) m$ G9 @' Y有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
& M- b! |5 n* o2 }4 I教五子 All his five son took it
: f* q1 W- @* y; M! C名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
3 g4 S6 p, G  n8 C+ B% I% Y4 v教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
) @3 K( ~* f4 Z! y# ?8 M师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

8 G8 G' L- \2 l9 t5 U/ v# q& c2 K子不学 You may refuse to study this
0 ]; r. Z0 W9 I% a" |, B非所宜 but that is a real mistake
( ~9 [! x- ]$ J# t/ o; @幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
- ~% r: i8 E- B6 X' d不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!