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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
  q$ w2 H; o/ |: F$ S; ~, K) A1 p性本善:Sex is good. ( ^, O  i9 n; P" w7 G
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
- G( i* a9 R4 k% X5 N! `- F) T9 R习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
1 @$ p4 t9 a) i  x/ J# [苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
4 h5 E+ D& Y+ N2 C% _7 c性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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$ u8 B( z2 u( N2 b教之道:The way of learning it 1 H& f) \4 [  D$ c2 ^
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. " P' h. M( w/ w. o1 S

9 c: J: c, e$ Y3 W昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 1 R( G9 n; G% U5 S
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. # X$ C4 m3 i* p
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
) `. f0 `8 J8 P断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
8 n) N: D; h0 _8 z- m有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine : i7 N, N4 \# U% V% @" v( d
教五子 All his five son took it 3 s1 I, T- f6 d( N  ~
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
. ?/ E7 B. a2 i5 ~/ }0 j父之过 It is all your fault.
7 e7 r+ G( W5 t3 c* c: j/ B教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
1 h, \1 \" }& @$ r% A师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
, J, a+ w- J, k' [非所宜 but that is a real mistake   W' [9 J$ Z; R/ P" ]7 o9 Q
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
. X! K5 m5 ^: I8 R7 U2 V( N  A# k老何为 you will lose your ability when aged " T, ^) B1 b2 `) j( B) ~

) [3 o; Z/ L. _2 ~6 A1 c玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
$ p- V( D5 H/ V3 S& ?8 f& K不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
- Q9 G8 B# G8 q) e% W8 r" K人不学 If you don't learn sex,
' d  R* j* {, ~% D不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
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