爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
1 ^: F# u2 _( [" q- i, V性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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2 w+ s* b' X5 H: _$ }6 [% }教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

' r( V$ @. y" i; N昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
  t2 g: X4 W+ j6 P4 H% S0 V择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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  C& [# Q- ~$ m0 F子不学：If you don't study hard,
- U  w( \, {( E: m1 }# u$ n断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

$ F4 v" @, T# i6 ^2 y窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
% X( g5 b* |, A4 P1 k7 D; n教五子 All his five son took it
4 V) ^+ }# p7 r2 w, S, Q1 `名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
" R- w' |$ u' ^) g  V1 a" R- F父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
# Z/ Y* F, d9 O; T) _  n师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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* Z% s; a; V3 M9 M( X  Y4 T子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
, W7 R5 o6 I" T1 H0 Y  w; t幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
+ z: }1 N" @( H; Q- Z老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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6 z5 B# W& i$ o( b! t7 j5 D3 }0 h! a玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
8 B, @4 g1 r" N+ m9 p+ o1 j不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!