酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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0 L1 [- X( i0 I4 T8 |! r/ N3 Y1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

+ C- [8 o5 u4 P& }! T" p2. Always toast before doing a shot.


3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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4. Change your toast at least once a month.


) [" s$ L: D. j0 X; Y5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


* w. p' i! `2 y7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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! b5 n3 `; L" K; K# {0 u, ^9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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/ j- q* h, j: Z* v, t10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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5 S% t, i( o$ S9 o5 O5 k14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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. u- j2 f* r( w3 I  P: ~0 V" C+ L17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


; |& `7 p- R9 A' l$ |$ v6 g18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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" y; N7 {( q) z$ i' e$ X% m# G19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.