酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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5 l0 v6 c( S) @1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

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" @( K0 ]# v& T; o3 I3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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# H- T' b* I8 \. B. h# o6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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5 R% u2 |+ w) h% d" G4 R7 H# c8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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/ ^- V8 Q! d+ g, L( ]9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.


10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


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$ w) s% z2 D# s# p8 j# E0 k* k, b14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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5 b# ~' A! ~1 j: [; x- p16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


5 X: P+ c6 }5 d1 {  |18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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  p& P; d3 D! @8 `# b- C# X* y19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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/ u4 O! x- C$ J20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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0 W8 G% x' L- O) ]22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.