酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

' L1 `2 B7 b7 |: [" y& {; C, X2. Always toast before doing a shot.


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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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5 Q2 n. F% A9 l6 g9 t7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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+ R# v6 {$ s! D" G10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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& ^! G/ z( `% M8 }4 T13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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3 d4 p) c' E/ t7 M: [- c0 s15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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# p; x% J+ M9 U/ U4 `16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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! y6 }# [/ N: z/ |( f17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


* w+ k$ \6 _8 a. ]9 {; b19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


8 r- @0 F: ^  h22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


3 R- H% c# j! H23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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/ T4 ]( o' S/ e% `+ l' Y25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.