酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


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! O% z: K' ~' N1 Z  j7 Q8 a10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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7 ^- y3 ]) f! A% E. n2 l& o9 m5 z14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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& {2 `" W6 B+ K- V15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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, x1 I" e4 l: S$ f  v" L2 _18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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% A' f# v" c4 d' _& g/ t3 ~& X# Y20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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5 V: A1 O! P% I21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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! m( N' u& V1 [9 L$ G$ ]+ d22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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/ `6 ^7 t3 ]6 ^6 \5 i1 M1 R. f25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.