酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


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% }/ L) [0 _9 p. P) w3 o" T2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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/ x# N0 y* |( R$ Q& @9 ~3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.


  {2 M* T0 Q( a$ b; i* F5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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" _# }" I/ ^% x1 h9 Q, `4 S  ]" g. o2 Z8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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3 [' O" a5 A- z9 Y9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


* D# W+ N; x! |5 L9 }( B2 c12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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# V, @- b# V4 m% R$ y2 ~9 b15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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) `$ V6 Y9 t6 ]1 b$ B+ X17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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0 N& J: h' ]2 T1 r# Z- z: \) x18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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- i  ~% J# e# I20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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+ h0 x9 U- _% _  v9 i- K21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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$ Q  h. d/ B0 y0 w22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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5 @2 V9 I) A) H& o1 c; V23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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4 f9 `  V) z4 S3 |, ~) s25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.