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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour./ H7 u: |1 j V5 W
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4 |# t- k8 \# [5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. / ?- {5 j I$ e9 }- u7 [0 ?
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- K( v) t2 W6 g& i' W1 B0 \. S: L9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.' r- S8 P& q5 M. I
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.: K% }2 A+ S6 \0 \% u5 K
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.0 U! @& h4 ^5 Q
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong./ d) _1 z' E/ \: d! F( L9 \
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2 j' }2 L8 u. Y. ~; |% U* p" K0 {0 _13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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4 w5 i: I& I9 w7 e$ c# x. ^# l14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.4 A N+ u4 Y" M' t8 W
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.6 p8 q0 D3 Z4 R: z' N- c
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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( v+ E5 J# Q( n20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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7 m h. Y: d( b2 ]/ f! R0 Y5 ?, ?+ w21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.) k3 ~8 E1 c' w* j
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.( H1 T3 w3 a. k- V# j, z9 t
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.9 V6 s+ m3 ~$ \ a) t
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+ v) n& T" E/ e5 @24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.% G Z" N) m: }% D ^
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