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5 M8 t8 d! M% A6 }7 m1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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- |5 b7 s5 q8 w; ~* {" k, b2. Always toast before doing a shot.


3 y) A. ]4 L6 u  Y# m) ?3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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- ?( ?' `/ r. H+ y' W8 D5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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9 _& l) \/ j0 u2 `; `6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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+ y& X3 h; I4 k1 y- I! r+ `+ L$ F  q9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.


" I! a8 X9 i! R5 e& n; L4 k10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


1 a# y5 o  }* r2 \# m13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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& |- Q+ b2 h2 {1 \4 a2 f16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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. _* ~9 k' Z, }/ W/ u1 P' P6 {. t17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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6 M" W, g3 R/ N2 n% Q" L# A; a2 D18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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! ^# J7 @! P6 [20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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" x$ Z! y; S; E21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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- A; `# D7 `# M% a# G5 @7 V0 ]6 i) S22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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6 {5 t# y/ {4 k2 j4 O% N23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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/ J8 y( y6 b: ?6 L& H( H- x24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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0 F6 D" H+ @5 N7 U$ n5 s9 ?- _6 B. O25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.