美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition

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be nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.

1 E: G2 L( b" b  j. _  ]) h  ~# f对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。

9 }: e" ]& {0 c& \3 aAlways remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。
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/ i* |, o( d4 q( w! m3 uTime is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.

时间是最好的老师，很不幸的是，它最后都要把自己的学生给杀掉。
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All men are animals, some just make better pets.
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  U8 L# a0 h4 Y+ F! u* ^男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。

( K) A1 q1 a0 E: ~7 v2 OIf you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?

如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。