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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 7 L# \" \0 g1 z; D5 S
Snape: Who is it? 6 ]( p2 J' {/ `6 r- C) A
Voldemort: You-know-who!
/ C! y" ]. q0 \Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? R) G8 L) E$ I* p0 {% a6 ]
Voldemort: You-know-who!
8 J& D" d! \+ w. |. t4 i; g! cSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
" G+ D# `2 r3 d' @( @; {Voldemort: The dark Lord!
- _) A( W* u" J, O6 tSnape: Sauron??? + R B$ u1 ^9 ^5 i6 t$ A6 H" v
Voldemort: The other one... ; U& t- R8 J8 R. \4 d+ z V
Snape: Darth Vader???
: F q c) E c" A, c; D( gVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
8 q! L1 Y j( K. SSnape: Hermione???? % H! c. K% i8 W6 ]% I! |
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
6 M2 w7 J# g# Q) f5 ISnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! 7 w# c% K" h. Y& l
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! : x- B' p6 B9 A" K" v
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
- ]* b+ }) E1 J, y. `; {" a/ h3 I6 zVoldemort: Your twin brother!
& R; l4 i3 C Q+ pSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
4 @3 \1 A( g2 D( ^( J' R1 v) iVoldemort: He's the younger twin! 4 [7 m. H7 G0 x E
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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& ]& i2 ~" B' x% a6 @* Q3 Q: t0 xSeverus: What's that? + c) n( w+ ~1 S
Harry: Your cauldron. 1 C' ?( E" Z* Y1 g3 p. Y2 }( }& u5 {
Severus: What's a cauldron? 0 J$ l# ]8 }! h6 U0 H/ _0 I
Harry: Dunno. : ~- ^% B4 ]& @4 y, [ n3 ^
Severus: Looks like something to eat. 6 m4 s8 l1 v3 R5 _
Harry: Yeah.
. Z, S/ \1 I* ESeverus: You first.
7 @1 \1 s @- wHarry: It's delicious.
5 _: z, p, A/ Z5 ]- s$ ASeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!6 K: L9 F& @7 _/ D4 u
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