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- B# c, N& m7 o/ T* ^Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
$ ~: H( t0 B9 R: b4 {' DSnape: Who is it? $ U$ O6 l [8 J+ \" b6 L# i0 V
Voldemort: You-know-who! 3 z- {+ u2 [ h# q" d9 N6 v, C
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? & L9 q0 w$ i, Q1 _
Voldemort: You-know-who!
- ?% d: A2 E% M {* }5 hSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
8 h3 @/ |9 k' Y' L/ L/ ?0 aVoldemort: The dark Lord! ' K, V( ?" B# u3 c
Snape: Sauron??? - l: h8 s# ~; W F
Voldemort: The other one...
% F2 L* Y! i- D& h. E- }8 ZSnape: Darth Vader??? 9 F& @8 |. P6 P5 I" @) V! D; J% E. `4 T
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
2 ^8 Q2 f$ h6 X8 w; o! m$ ?Snape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
4 U4 m5 l# Z; dSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! & _+ S6 F9 c* d. B
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
4 L& e8 c w; v' ]3 B* WSnape: So Harry is my brother? ' V/ p) {& X8 J
Voldemort: Your twin brother! , _7 h6 S* `' P1 H9 d
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 7 E" n3 m7 h- n7 M H
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
+ @, G+ Z4 b8 u) `# f% U4 ^% ?% zSnape: Okay, no problem!
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$ A( N" {% @% _+ @Severus: What's that?
4 Y: E3 G) @- S! k/ m# hHarry: Your cauldron.
! n4 ^; c1 v! Z; uSeverus: What's a cauldron? 8 G, Y% F* `' r4 C+ G
Harry: Dunno. & R! j' a; Y# ] p, H ~. v
Severus: Looks like something to eat. " k7 j2 ~& M; Q9 m8 n
Harry: Yeah. : N8 B4 s9 S! w0 P
Severus: You first. 2 O- _) Y7 C: l& A
Harry: It's delicious. $ M% h$ i8 r+ g9 N2 H! S
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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