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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
3 f- k" [& |- D+ X; |Snape: Who is it? & g! e' |9 a( f7 c, g! P9 Q9 ?1 e
Voldemort: You-know-who!
" J! p0 r: i5 M3 { h9 }Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
" V9 u) x8 | B' \Voldemort: You-know-who! - N6 F- I; e+ ?* h! e; K: ?
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
: d8 N- t" q- d1 [/ L5 jVoldemort: The dark Lord! 9 s3 ?* x, Q) D
Snape: Sauron??? , ?3 Z$ Y0 g# c7 \% ~- R% `8 I
Voldemort: The other one...
" R( i" ?. _9 K2 D; T1 Q, M, NSnape: Darth Vader???
' {# X" D R; T3 p5 Q; s/ gVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! # U) e# L! L; G5 e
Snape: Hermione???? ' a! I/ }" D/ u8 ?
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
9 [, ~5 {! |3 S$ Q1 F' dSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! 1 G1 Y' P* I# L! L/ G. }/ [" o! x e
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 5 J$ g7 v3 E7 l! J
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
# E9 K1 v8 ^) ~3 X: V! dVoldemort: Your twin brother!
) e+ e( @+ J9 \! rSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! " \2 `0 B U$ }# I2 Q
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
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Severus: What's that?
9 r @2 q3 o8 iHarry: Your cauldron. 3 d" q! X% W, D1 x1 z
Severus: What's a cauldron? ; O) ~ |1 E+ e% z7 C" [
Harry: Dunno. : }5 K9 y. `6 }3 _# _4 v r
Severus: Looks like something to eat. ! i$ i2 p' a6 w8 g( h. Y
Harry: Yeah. ' j% q. T! n5 r* @$ O7 B
Severus: You first.
5 ], u. t& H& {& j/ t- }4 ]6 ~7 D3 ~Harry: It's delicious.
* ~% J2 x: K/ ?5 S* |' @# {Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!' h$ z3 ]5 x& l) J" q% F
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