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" N4 F) T/ t6 m. a! S2 kSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 5 a# w, |' U2 u. c; v+ L# d9 `
Snape: Who is it?
! s3 `, f+ l! M$ i- W& bVoldemort: You-know-who! 9 @9 m1 s. L2 V& h" I3 X% [4 f
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? 5 H" ^6 ]0 I. \# z$ r+ v& Y& m
Voldemort: You-know-who! % I0 X2 n8 u4 w& B! J
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
\" {9 Y. S! i& q4 TVoldemort: The dark Lord!
3 S- w, v% B2 _* P) I! \Snape: Sauron???
7 R8 A% R6 _* W, D2 L: A4 XVoldemort: The other one... * \2 V4 A5 e( p* e
Snape: Darth Vader??? / q1 `, F( B S
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
* l) ^, Z) ?2 r; n6 wSnape: Hermione????
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( O+ y6 H+ Q. V1 F8 g& gVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
9 W3 m! e8 v& Y! TSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
7 g2 o7 b3 X7 `& b& D) o( mVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
6 v1 J4 K/ {$ P0 _; U7 dSnape: So Harry is my brother? , k8 {' ^& P! j7 M3 `9 ?
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
9 @, ~ j# q6 u, G$ lSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
+ B, K \7 A+ Q' D" c( }Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
6 e' `2 I/ | [5 L9 G! fSnape: Okay, no problem!- v1 d' }+ y ^# h5 V
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7 n: o3 D: a8 J; U. [$ HSeverus: What's that? & W* n6 e ~( D, h( h4 ^$ J
Harry: Your cauldron. ) o( ]; k" `! r
Severus: What's a cauldron? ) G7 `7 l7 r; [9 B
Harry: Dunno. 0 h! H& }& K) w8 K- V. m
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
& ]+ s$ }& W3 Y( e$ H! HHarry: Yeah.
7 I ]" C/ `% i7 f! SSeverus: You first. 2 n/ w9 r4 H* o
Harry: It's delicious.
' W3 S( a4 e0 ySeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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