 鲜花( 662)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
1
* m% K1 g3 D5 `( M) f3 X2 FSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 6 t6 e. s9 E8 O* @. ~7 a
Snape: Who is it?
8 G/ u( K2 q( k6 d3 {% GVoldemort: You-know-who! 8 l$ |+ P$ k5 ]0 F, p6 q
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
Q, G! \* ?( K+ KVoldemort: You-know-who!
. z5 P- x2 ~+ QSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
% ^% ^+ v# U5 K; }6 }Voldemort: The dark Lord! - N O, i+ }% ]4 q( V( \& C( m+ J2 }
Snape: Sauron???
A) W) }1 \, _! LVoldemort: The other one...
% i) l9 L* F, v! w. [3 [7 ^Snape: Darth Vader??? $ K5 B: k5 T0 m) |2 v
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
- _3 }1 G- H$ v5 o9 cSnape: Hermione????
' S4 }( G( M8 q* N2 d- `' W" N( c* e/ z$ Y# j$ N4 O: q6 d
2& B& e$ n1 R7 O" Z
Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
% q( m5 F: [5 S5 Z6 jSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! % c w+ H. _6 U e/ f& \$ o. K' G
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 5 U. V" _& i& t: Y1 e8 H5 c; Y U R) c& w+ `
Snape: So Harry is my brother? 1 p1 @7 C3 C" A: h& F2 ?+ X
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
+ F: h$ x% H+ X1 ~Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
4 R5 H2 B7 I$ W7 ~7 X; NVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
8 \* K4 O& y! P: D. ~! [6 o& gSnape: Okay, no problem!" F4 b& s8 Q# I2 d0 r
% @* Q* m; x. ]6 \" h( v3
0 y8 [6 D+ X, N, ^1 ]# \, s cSeverus: What's that?
3 Z2 o& l2 V; ^: T5 F4 P: FHarry: Your cauldron. 0 `- A4 P6 t5 C2 T" n
Severus: What's a cauldron? 3 U4 ]0 k* I" O" I
Harry: Dunno. 6 h5 ~/ G) X( i% s
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
( m6 L4 b& k4 N3 i | p7 KHarry: Yeah. 4 B! n9 h s" F* B& d5 ?
Severus: You first. ' d2 v, P* t/ A( Y# c+ J5 v
Harry: It's delicious. % d5 T+ s. ^7 f! m, |
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
# R1 F7 V+ O$ m, l8 r) d) _9 z& _ |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2013-2-12 05:24
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2013-2-12 15:55
