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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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9 m& S/ q0 C4 {. Z; w1 t: {& K3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.; o+ x w3 d1 n8 U
& m+ L9 e% p, e4 V4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. 0 O* A2 o; u! i8 o4 c
* i+ D9 {7 C: t& c9 v& L; u5. You use a down comforter in the summer. ; w; U/ [- {; t
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.: z" p5 N$ S. a0 N- W* l& i/ b, f% a
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)6 k, i) l6 F3 v7 {. g7 O! {- Y
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.! O: w0 C8 a% `( i$ W
) Y8 f* e% l9 w11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 9 x+ p+ o) q4 B" F! j
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.! p" q) N7 G S) V. W- z0 g# t$ T% {! L
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.' v) J8 F7 g& ~0 p5 e- N% g
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your + Q! ]9 x+ \7 @: u; l' @9 A
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