 鲜花( 52)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
9 ?0 `5 |& \7 U: J( h4 {
8 o$ f1 z9 x" B2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]5 N0 R( J( h0 O$ ^
; j+ |$ `: F8 Y. l3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
& ]1 D- X: ~/ K* ^5 W% ?( n
7 ?( m/ {. ]& S. r P, c: S4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
3 h/ e2 f3 T9 g" Q% B$ F1 h7 Z
5. You use a down comforter in the summer. 9 V' U' S$ x. T7 h3 ~6 {
- v- j( X6 S5 Y( E6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
! m# ?: N7 ?3 d3 t* B* |" dblizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]9 s. u1 j: z( p* W+ H" G
7 {% h ?- ~: n3 x# n
7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
, U; L5 Q/ l l' \- i1 t5 Z; Y# T& q
8 Y; _/ u, E) u2 O. @' y8 N8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
1 w) _3 v$ s5 b; d2 i) @
+ a9 X/ S+ [+ y) R1 V9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton): {5 }$ v; g1 n2 U& Y- o
9 g; q4 e0 J1 I/ q0 s( e
10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
$ y6 R9 [% B3 M. ?3 f9 B9 V
- J* L% G9 G0 {8 U/ U7 R; a; `" }11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
( l. z- _2 U7 P+ F( J7 L' d+ Stwo pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
* @. ?$ L, K4 l7 y# t(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
8 t6 y' i {% [- A3 ~3 u& uyour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 0 f) a$ a" D+ K( K# X, ]
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.4 a4 \, m7 }( w. u. T% g
/ @+ c* C: }7 i1 t
12. Gopher = speedbump.
, d$ W! U1 Z1 X1 O, @1 d" n. a3 ^5 z! [/ ?+ Q5 Y
13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
% o$ S/ i3 S! S7 `* b- z [# e, ~! C
14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
0 m* s+ E: u" S9 C: u" G+ jfriends from Alberta. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2012-12-4 00:52
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2012-12-4 07:58
- x/ ~) k( w; n* G" _1 O5 A1 `
% A/ _6 O" C V; y0 U4 e" d
