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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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# `; C3 s) m t. K4 V/ b% a* w1 e2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.8 [9 [" p: `4 z9 _% D
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. & [: z) b& ^0 b" N
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer. # T6 O' C; c! ?6 L/ `1 `
' j; [- h W) W1 w6 ^& v/ o6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.! D8 O/ p( B; I: R
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.+ J) r* o3 e% N0 Z
. Q4 S$ ^; a8 F6 S- Q1 T$ U9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, ( P3 |7 V8 m) ` i% A# n. y$ y
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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/ _4 w( R* X: L3 x12. Gopher = speedbump.
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( O7 b# W! A5 k& ]13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas./ V' Z* e# e& ~/ t
5 a7 _; |- l9 e* R7 D% i14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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