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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.. [) K9 Q( T: l. L
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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6 e) s: G9 n0 g( Z' v3 H+ {7 k3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. 3 N% e' m5 h8 V# u) w6 \- P( V4 \
8 }5 F" V$ t, T0 O5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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4 Z( p& P0 L8 t d ?* R# o2 r0 T( K: }8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.2 {5 C; r+ G) p0 y$ V
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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- D Y6 l. w4 }( E* M10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.1 k6 |6 C2 D9 c' u! l. Y
' n$ u9 f0 \/ o11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, 2 j! W( K, [4 s ]% g0 ^6 K) ]7 C
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 ' h; T% p+ x. I. k" R) T! J! L
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, ! _- E) T* Z6 \$ ]' W
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 $ n9 w5 t8 C/ f/ u
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.+ D" p2 W4 T) {6 ^. s
: O! `+ [1 v9 H5 u+ K" n) l1 `4 U12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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0 l9 @$ r( w* S9 P14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your + @5 v6 k5 z( J
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