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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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5 A3 o& c& O, l6 ~! k. Q' `9 k) L2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]: M8 H$ ]. f" C+ b
4 H$ z$ H [" f& j/ r3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. / C- { [) e7 S) n8 o- Z
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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0 U4 n( C- i! [- X8 j10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, 5 o8 r" {5 `, h" v
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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5 y$ q# [ @& t" ^ @& D+ U2 H12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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