All Numbers Are Equal 2 V* m9 w$ w( b6 J/ o' ^7 C' hTheorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then 0 q& k$ i! {/ U% ~7 ?3 }( K+ U2 U _ 2 |0 R I7 \0 X4 i! c1 J$ m! Ya + b = t( ? x7 p) D- ?% `5 ?
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So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.