 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. # E5 O- G& l" q' Y3 J9 G, H- P6 c
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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, m2 d9 L3 v) ?8 fArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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, J- Q) N6 c& s+ k! f! |During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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4 l, \. X1 h6 n6 C1 v1 oIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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* S. v8 j- i7 {* Q2 ZCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.$ {& y3 |- k& r) s5 q c
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# l* {) d7 V5 S* M$ S9 g6 M) EShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. w0 |5 M- N6 O
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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8 P G7 w" U% u" a5 W+ L$ aThat's when she shot him.1 W1 p4 U' y+ w: B
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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