 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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E) K5 a4 F3 y/ \4 hIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.; U* a# h1 C3 e! G% `, F& J+ @
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.6 I' C1 `. D. \6 E+ i( M
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# B4 r" p7 [! `& k$ k( D/ `She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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0 w4 Y3 R. m) A$ ~3 cFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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4 n; F* j- B8 b. ?) R+ R/ LThat's when she shot him.- e, Y$ N0 v3 d! n6 i# O- N
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut) @( B5 Y3 c% V1 G- a6 O
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! ! z' Q' H" b* `2 M5 |8 N4 a4 R
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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