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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)/ X. Y/ n4 {; P* h3 ^( \9 ?0 y
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
: d! z6 l% m! i; b, v( e2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
0 x4 `; `6 P: l3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
3 n3 r Z! |; \7 c- a4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
/ H# U, m, q/ U1 X( y6 ]7 C5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.1 g' z8 c, K6 O' I2 M5 @
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough., p8 @1 h3 j% k1 C. `7 E
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.9 E7 |: c0 L1 T/ `3 O
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. + u; l: k& `3 c4 R# s/ {
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More if I have time ..
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