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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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( q- w$ G+ m$ L" @# F4 M: ]1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made., ~) i1 u! L8 S, N& S9 P9 o
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.# m7 h% F- W. z7 N0 T( `1 C
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
& M: ~% N9 g3 Q" H3 N+ S: s! R4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
$ I# }2 D% o! p3 [4 F5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
% x! p. d" o* [. M! m* v6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
6 u: K) G& U' S: _: N7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
' T, P' ?' z3 H/ ]4 p8 G8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. / J9 H- c: F# k/ \0 ~( h
/ E L# s- q6 qMore if I have time .. 1 b$ o u2 d( ]
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