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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)5 o$ r7 K2 J/ c" Y" w
* {' `. Q; K: A1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.2 |5 m @: [2 q3 E
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.3 Y% h$ H8 j6 ~* Y- k+ B4 g% I
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.: P, z5 K" }, X8 m" h2 ~
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
+ \4 {# @6 S( O5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
9 j }, W$ C: W0 |3 x6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
) X/ _( I- e/ s$ I3 j6 w" m6 D o7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.- h: _5 w3 R C+ s; S' S
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. 4 d9 K+ F8 b, N: n
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More if I have time ..
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