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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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' ~! \ X2 Q; m k) g: D1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
3 X& B, H- ~6 A2 N( P9 t2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.4 J! v6 g& ?- k7 h7 j3 }3 i
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.$ B% z/ k& G g$ x, ~/ t4 H' X
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.$ ~" V3 B- S+ C
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
9 |7 ~' Y. d# s- i) k+ {+ B3 ]6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
6 K, E; u4 E9 R- g( [5 S7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.+ v: R3 n, ~# e; u7 p5 c
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. - I: A9 N3 }; p
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More if I have time ..
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