 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)+ ] K6 V2 _, s; S6 l* i
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.4 s' {0 P# _ d+ ~0 m
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
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4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
/ q5 Z* o& ^1 r5 ?2 g5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
, s( Y, _5 T1 y1 o$ y6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.. `8 F/ _+ i( O0 f( L# j; ~ G3 k
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.( {# W, Q3 O4 O) T% }
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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$ s& S9 k; z" w+ a1 uMore if I have time .. 6 R. F6 H) H+ f! {
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