This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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More pictures are here
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
9 _+ s7 o1 T( |& [( S#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
5 l: O$ y0 d4 h0 f" E1 z#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
  k& C/ v/ ?# c7 V# t#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
7 L' W! c8 o& w5 e* q3 O8 o#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
4 j* p# Q. O" s#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

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3 V* e5 z8 m2 u* F9 \) Y, wAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...


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  @# ]) D( |+ e6 s$ `#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由

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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

that's good one