This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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* P5 r' g7 v3 h4 g( O5 C; K& FEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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( g1 T$ O$ ^) e4 ~& PTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
8 O8 b9 B0 |6 j! P5 b#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
9 F/ m" K  Q* ^#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
8 Y1 G  Z4 F/ U: D#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
/ q* ^6 S- [5 T#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
* d4 }5 L" D, z! l1 r#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
6 S# _/ I: P7 W- x! A2 J$ Y3 d#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

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, r) d* d( Z5 T/ ZAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "

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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
3 D+ z/ `- {0 H5 [; |4 e2 q. G 手枪比你的女人好的十大理由

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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

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看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
6 y/ m# u1 u$ n1 X- t. x3 q看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

/ \+ a: I$ a5 w' O" s* m# J% T$ rthat's good one