This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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8 K* M/ K( c3 q2 J  _. pEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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7 z2 [7 v9 x& tTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
7 f& N4 T) ?$ V( V#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
; _/ A; i3 J! i#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
. ]3 ~5 C1 o+ B5 E#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
6 ~, [9 D& h6 J( B- q+ c#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
5 G, E( P$ T4 w& R6 n  Y. t# c' C#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

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6 s' A; L. ^" P1 I6 EAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...

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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
/ M) _. C) ]6 v8 r8 Y 手枪比你的女人好的十大理由

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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。
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goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
5 M' m( L8 `7 s看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

: |4 ?8 B( _& H, q; Vthat's good one