This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.

3 F, w8 R/ I7 q% ]- ]Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
# V! R: i$ y) @#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
$ E6 G2 d- q, H  p: s" J- a#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
5 n/ Q, ^  X" D) @2 E" \4 q) z#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
; }3 ?+ a7 U2 X5 L% N) Y& [3 i#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
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5 ?/ M( D/ n5 H: e5 L) |And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...

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& V) m2 s4 ^$ C, O. D#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "





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中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由

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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

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看过笑了的，回个贴吧。
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白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

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