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本帖最后由 白加黑 于 2012-3-23 11:38 编辑 6 K4 c- y' C0 X% d; j
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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group: Q9 v; @9 D G
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/2 {! Y, `& o4 C. i
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More pictures are here
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/ U0 z. O0 S7 s4 P0 `Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. - c: Q, t' a8 C. c( H t, N
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
( j8 @& A0 G$ P+ a& j#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
- w* c7 \+ I6 @, A#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
+ X2 _" t% w. ~7 N#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.( ~ x( Z' O5 l: C/ T$ `7 y) h
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
" l0 { u* {1 d( C. _" W#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.. P) n. }3 J B
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
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0 P; G' w! k/ S/ V+ Q5 UAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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: @6 _! F5 {+ y$ u4 Q& b#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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