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) \# b: Q5 e! U' nEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:/ h4 U7 m. C/ x
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
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- G1 z6 J% r K5 Z6 jMore pictures are here
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& F: d. h d5 F) @3 ?+ WLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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/ D9 J& \( j$ ^Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
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" {; v3 U0 b* K8 ]5 m% }2 i, O#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
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#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.9 h7 }, i) Z2 L: H0 a' J
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
2 |$ _, G' y+ U* ~9 v G#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.5 m1 j6 i3 l% Y2 o1 v; F
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
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- R& x5 S5 N0 `* `) r#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "! m- l0 C# a h+ `' l( e% n
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