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2 R0 E+ z, ~. A" W0 X' ~1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them." F( {5 A* K% M2 C) `7 @. D" d
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.8 y3 B0 Y9 h, l; y9 C2 \* e& G
/ U! i; ^5 t5 o. X4 v$ f7 R3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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! V1 p3 w9 L2 Z* j" E4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.9 t, k0 b- J* d- t
- }$ p* ]* a i/ N5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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( z! b* w) [! V. _/ X6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.* n8 L( O- U3 r# s! E- m1 s3 @
8 `7 D- ]8 U, _8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.% m6 g8 y Y$ j9 K2 P! b% p
. B& x. Z: L* b$ ^3 |+ O9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.4 z/ e- ]% z4 k
' l" I3 O1 P; [+ P: t- Y10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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! l) b% P. Y$ f' @+ G11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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3 U/ D9 T; e, M5 B) ]12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.- L7 n1 b% B5 E5 I; K
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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, i' W! w* m3 J15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.1 L4 l9 R2 ~, V" q2 H
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16.) You take naps.( p. J5 A W) _7 \0 P7 M
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.9 y0 W* g+ l5 c/ s M
% Z i# u7 Z0 l- {; u* b9 P. a, g18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.3 K$ l) b0 Y: k9 y7 a4 y: i
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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9 \- B& g" W% {3 g& U20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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! z. l1 a! L3 |, N, R' M" Q21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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, |: b9 u) a) H22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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; I: N6 W- S6 \! A0 P) K; c6 b23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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