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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.1 r& ]# E0 q+ z- B. V/ v
M3 c( w) s2 f( W. C" R; `% q: f) |- y4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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3 J" B- Q5 o9 `5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator., ^6 x- N5 A2 H: O! j
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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4 Y9 s/ ?! I1 G! p+ \7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.) Q. K( ]+ E q, R; s' D
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.* `+ H" T! ^. |+ T
, k. Q& C3 X% O# e5 S7 h10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)9 p8 ~1 I) ?+ V# u( a4 P2 W
0 U' d3 ]/ v3 ~! v' o$ s11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.# @' ?$ P+ t0 V
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.5 k. H0 z) A; v" H) s( n9 }
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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: S5 f$ u" Z2 ^* ^15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.' f" V2 Z3 G- _( W }& l6 w# B
6 K& q" I* Y4 b9 Q16.) You take naps.8 Y; m: D+ V1 w" \7 ^, p
; h" S* X K$ }% X17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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$ g- v: s7 z: F" y- B/ U18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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. i, Q [) {' U( z' A) }+ R19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.* P- p( E8 N* E5 h/ B0 H& g6 e
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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. N8 `2 w; R7 J( i4 N& s/ a21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"# ~) c* d' p$ p' Q0 D/ K/ O
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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8 o* q$ [& x. d, X/ E+ I3 C23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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