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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 : J) ^8 Q2 P9 y2 z; H
: V2 `% z' D! {1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.! G. t8 Y Q; k" J q) R5 O
; `) U, q) \/ d# a6 H0 d2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.! C; Q& Q4 v Q6 o; v
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5 f) U9 P6 t2 g9 y- m5 Z4 q5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.& }$ S( M; U. O- n
A& Y9 K$ G# f+ ^. Y( @8 J' U# F6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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9 K b! t6 Y0 J( k- w7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.6 B6 k! J4 f* p |1 v- L
H5 B9 Q) p8 c" L7 X9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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1 A' Z! f4 D$ Q6 a5 E10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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8 n, {# O9 K1 p7 l' e12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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4 U: a2 D( K4 {; g/ E14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.0 \, l4 M' j: W1 }6 y
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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! V5 }# [0 m) w# n16.) You take naps.
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N0 ?- X. \+ m17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one. _, N3 n+ W6 W3 h+ ~% m
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.( G& X- h7 M! o J; `
) F6 h/ v/ _" E1 |* b" ?% G* u19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time./ Q6 ~7 ^( k6 F
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"2 O2 N4 F( I2 W' I( S. n0 [
. Y9 D* [/ C! ]" p& F5 t22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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8 Z4 b: I+ j* M2 q) _2 M- M23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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