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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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7 M$ g2 H( _2 F+ a' n1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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$ {; t: L1 _1 a; i v2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.( K5 L9 M& K1 }
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.; L% X$ Z6 q4 y& n, S
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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9 h v+ J: ?1 k# ?6.) You watch the Weather Channel.: y$ l6 V) r% F* Y+ y+ O% H8 V
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'./ p) }5 d9 i& d- w
+ ?$ x4 x% \% _6 O" l8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.* |2 e/ X) Z; j8 a6 F3 c/ D S' @
- C6 X) r" n) k8 v( t9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'./ c7 t. l+ L( i" X
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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+ v, ^" Q+ B% M& J6 ]; X11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.1 O0 j0 B# g+ q* Z: |$ E
: ?. o5 o; w+ a2 i, o7 T; w2 K12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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: O( Z) M( t8 Q$ ~$ d5 I4 j& h& j% ?13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.. _/ ]- K( N! Z% q+ z# a
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.5 P R$ M) g: ]% ]+ C
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.3 p. y* I4 W! Y8 s7 ^* ]
- G, t1 A$ w$ v, J9 i16.) You take naps.
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( o$ x5 [0 Z' P' D; Y: h/ r17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.) ~& f+ y( R" ^+ h7 U
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.) s) G0 [% z' |- h/ k" V
$ @' x8 [4 i3 f' i4 t% n20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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7 N4 m& e% q& k21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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3 u( z' J7 x$ f1 c3 I) f22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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) P6 e/ t% \& H" ?8 ?; ?, D23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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