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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 9 y5 B$ w. J, e
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.* I+ Z3 n, ]% G: S4 y) h
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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, r% L2 E1 H. a$ Z3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.0 a/ z9 f. B( y/ {8 r( {
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed., a: T% X2 _& }% _2 s
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator./ d) `! F% R g3 v9 a3 ~
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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$ v9 A" s$ c3 i x; [6 G6 }8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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. Q& g1 z* C: H9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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# A# Y0 b* V" M$ _7 q10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)* M9 |3 K, A% N& ^
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.& g. G3 S+ J6 j9 w0 B" z8 ^
) v0 Q" \! p: I% M F6 |12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.0 b$ S# A% @6 d1 p6 c
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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( j3 N8 T! g- z) [1 Z14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.: j7 @% a# k+ Z. Z
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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, g- t' ~1 S; G# L17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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7 T1 ~% C( ~) Q2 M1 w( E- d19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. p! \2 O5 O) H, Z4 k# K0 ~
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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