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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 7 [# [0 v8 Z4 O, u0 C
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.6 g2 N/ \8 j) B! B+ i- \! t
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.9 ?/ k* K2 t! E. D4 U- k% }& c
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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' l( S5 e7 _: c1 m8 `6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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" l6 y a7 Z; t( Q( U7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.% o1 N7 \; @" {7 ^0 [' E
# q" }7 t! l' }4 K8 _ M, ?8 P& `, I8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.+ {3 s7 A6 i% y, x+ a
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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- \) H8 H; Q3 w4 s3 Z4 k10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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/ d" L$ |. X$ _9 t13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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. u7 H0 f5 _3 p; {' p# `14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.( i" U1 M3 l) p. e/ M+ T5 L" ^0 W
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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! X* H5 r) V8 C8 \16.) You take naps.
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- ^- l! A9 M4 ]/ h9 R: v17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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: f' @# \6 ]6 d2 F9 ^! b18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.9 P8 I! P3 m Z1 c
; s8 U' u1 t1 e19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.* Q2 f" I. \, i
S8 W! B: t0 J8 f20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.6 g9 |8 @8 P: p4 P
, i' O0 l1 E) F21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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7 I" L! P3 U7 x$ N' v, K$ o22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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