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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....4 s' e, H& y. n4 [" ? G" y
7 J" P% K! n, C/ o" M1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
+ B! j' |# j- b- e! ^0 K, L2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
# U, S8 @) S% i3 K. H- g( Y# s( [3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. ( z5 B- G8 ^0 X3 c. f) E' m
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
6 P: D" |. D% a5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
( ]; E* ^! A9 I9 |/ c6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
2 ]4 B( ^/ W' G; J% N+ k7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
* a" y' S8 [% x0 z8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. ( l& u9 [, h) `. N! N
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
& \0 A) g& C/ {. m. ~# U5 T+ I+ t10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. : O, o# a2 m% {- d r
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
5 N" y) e/ H6 P8 Q& E12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" ! p7 O& Y' a/ {( D N/ f
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? ( T0 C) p4 ^* j' w( q: a
14. Can I flirt with you?
: {$ T7 `( K: k( M6 ^15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
- x$ f' b( A$ p) T0 ]" {16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
9 a @0 [9 c7 K17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
9 n t$ r# o7 y' \) i7 h18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
6 W, S, Z9 \/ j! b19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
& m0 a7 p* i: W6 {8 I4 D* i20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
& t5 {# T9 S# `5 q7 r( A" v- R21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
2 L- p6 \8 B3 z/ m! M7 m ]% I22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. / R: p8 d: h! T1 m9 I
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? - _& h1 z4 Y% d3 l4 p
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
" ` U1 U' Z' p( U25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
j5 \3 }+ g7 q1 t( _- K0 y26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 2 f. Q5 o( n+ q5 Z, f
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
0 R/ r" J! ~2 u+ y% X28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
" e. E0 ?5 k4 \( K C% Z29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? " b/ b+ V! C* @7 \6 F% ^. \" ]0 H
30. So... How am I doing'? + {& a4 j: x: V% O
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
. g. h5 [7 e& f) a32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
) C. `5 a. U* t/ G8 [ a1 b) }33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
, j9 L- K+ K5 y, c& m( m34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? " `' z8 b" r& O- _; F
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 6 L: F' h' o, k8 ^3 y, F/ ^9 ^
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? 5 g" l5 ^! b; f
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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