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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....0 m) h/ s% L6 M4 f) `5 U. t
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
3 Z" c' u8 o, w( C5 J! s2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
" R6 y/ L2 q4 ?! Q3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
$ T4 @& W$ _ M/ U+ G4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] 4 R ~% J. V# p) b
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
) z" g/ n! w1 k: J3 @6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? : b# {6 D+ ]. A- F4 p7 c9 R' a) ]3 R
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. $ h& Y9 f" G6 }0 B
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
4 J3 [' z* u5 g" b' I4 ~/ q9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
9 @* y' R1 @7 H0 A( _10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
( }) q: e. F2 ?11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
: D% n9 w: [- `* Q9 a12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" 1 W* }2 B1 @* E% k% W- o% T- E. o
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
# ^" M6 k& B: m: D6 w% f14. Can I flirt with you? % o! z, W6 }, P" c
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
( q4 l! j5 D: \9 {2 C6 u16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if ( k8 E% \# y0 c9 H6 u2 g+ n, `/ ]
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
' u, d2 x, n5 t6 y, `18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
) W- Q8 C% H8 J4 B* P S$ Q! h9 `19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. 6 b! U) r5 L8 L( K; l
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
" @3 x0 B. `1 Y21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
5 P) E0 d( z5 o8 T' `( _22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
, Y4 m- O9 T) T" c1 B* c) f23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? + d( U* p# u/ E7 e f3 t3 w! l4 P
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
0 U/ F/ y+ U0 e. J! {9 J$ {9 N+ F25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 7 Z/ i5 a. V& [4 ?1 q$ x) T
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
* s# Y8 W7 [ A7 A; V27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
' K& T. w1 r, G28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. & b+ \ G& l" q% u
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
" r& x. u% K( @ y1 F- h3 ~( w30. So... How am I doing'? " @7 ]* R$ F- b t7 b' i
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? % e3 V3 d* L* \1 B
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. / F7 A }4 p$ P) V
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
; J, E5 m( c" M- h34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
( U/ E8 u8 V/ M8 ]35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
1 h% H a$ i9 r% w! D36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? 7 m7 a* s ?7 c2 S
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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