Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....

9 e0 }# G5 e% R, @7 [% p; r1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
) p* `$ Y& }% g, X/ N! v: x6 q! M$ @# L4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
) V1 S& Y* U) ?% r5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
; g' P8 k8 l0 Y: P( t& C- |7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
+ a5 v. g4 X& M. a' @( `+ h9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
' x) ]$ T* C' x: k7 j) O; W4 U13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
: C+ |( [, `# Q. P14.        Can I flirt with you?
2 }$ Q& {* x. d3 t- S  A15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
- H, }/ q$ [6 r0 s/ X17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
5 A) M( Z: o2 `# d# g4 |18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
( ?6 U( A4 c) {. e2 `8 k, j19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
  C- v/ B( Q% ^" T4 q20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
; M- r! f4 h) A/ O22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
; l" T$ B: ^2 s5 G) a8 ~! l24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
# u+ ]0 x- \1 ~" n" b25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
( `2 ?3 \# C1 [& v6 _! r26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
0 U+ U1 Y% C' |  x) e29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
3 D- k$ X. L  K! G# }30.        So... How am I doing'?
* L9 W$ w+ e$ ]1 K- s8 x' G31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
. o, P. H- a5 r+ ^; u' S0 }2 x7 T32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
3 v$ `' C. _) D+ E: E33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
$ a$ }5 H% U/ G2 |# A35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
: I, [" a+ r$ k" ]5 s) ]37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...