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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....) j1 ]$ C3 }# s  f2 h

8 b8 K2 i% A" x  y/ N7 F1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
7 s3 S9 U. S( f+ s2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. + F+ {2 g( ^. j6 ?% R
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 1 ^% D+ ]/ x) |0 l+ Q; Q  b1 R
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
- |% x2 s4 |" p) F( x& D5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. * Y7 }, r: j7 q% W, z* q
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? ) p/ u" A$ `; M# S* j! N& P/ R
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
3 z/ H0 b$ n; k, ~& v( r4 \) A7 H8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 2 F9 N, [' a9 P; S6 T% o1 D
9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 5 u6 Y% S' x( c4 r# ~. J
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. " f$ L) X' q7 e0 c1 |* c  X. W
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
; I2 s8 B. ]3 y" ~" H  z1 Y; X- U12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
( J( m* V) T* F. H9 y8 c% l13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
/ s9 B$ D6 m4 x% S+ j' o14.        Can I flirt with you?
1 a/ p% n: Y! H- y( k15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. 8 V% A6 ~- p9 E3 G  s
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if * h8 j- ^) ^1 L% K
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
; P1 }* k2 P( v% q" {: _18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
  X( Z9 G' ~- X$ W) N19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes. : u! ~3 k# L" u! v* @
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
7 P- g7 |: ]( _+ @) P/ D: y21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
, G( r/ a1 d  w# k" k5 ?22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
, A% n# `' }0 t4 m% b# l# @1 o  y23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? " I6 Q4 l+ ~# V" s
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you? ' y- Q2 u- }: E' E' Q& ]
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 6 L' N. R, i) _9 X  |2 T
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  [  o0 O1 E1 X/ g: V27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
: j/ G6 S$ E0 L- n9 D' ~: P* G28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.   \& N; `, c6 K  N8 U
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
2 m$ o0 ]4 I; d4 Y( F6 J8 t6 g30.        So... How am I doing'?
" o* g) f: {; W. Y31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? ) `' C" K. c& s. L8 a
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. 3 k9 n1 m' `" s0 B: ?4 F0 a. t1 J
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
! z5 o8 Y5 _6 |0 {* S% o1 a34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? - y! j: ?  R, [, }. ~) B+ \! o
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
6 W# h0 o) J. [( N36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
4 N% f4 M7 |: L2 R37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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