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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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" r7 `& T0 J! y1 l1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 8 {: I; c$ u3 g+ ?) h. W+ S) }
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 1 A8 D9 W" f( u" R1 ` b' N7 T
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. : h/ B# i5 q* ]) g9 b* `$ j
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
9 L& s* S0 Z0 f: c N& ?* R5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
1 \ a! F) g1 u- Z; Q0 q' b6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
! m7 A( j+ f1 B! `# N! {" ], O/ u7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 2 v- e; B( R: Z. D [% R7 D
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
3 @6 M) n+ _5 |: N8 L9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 5 N# }* e% }) W$ r2 g
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
d! p, T- Q9 `11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. # O( {4 X! L6 ^& e: {8 P
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
' T8 t4 y; v5 S9 m: x0 a13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? ! B r( \& ]& S
14. Can I flirt with you?
/ d) x! ]$ p2 I5 e4 a15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. |2 x9 o6 n# N1 i. t' D: L/ i
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
/ l2 ?" |$ a/ a" ~17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
; i) L" a7 f, B+ O/ B2 G7 a( B18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
; e- |; K+ s' W! v3 _' L* @ q19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. 4 ~/ x2 p7 w6 k3 f# {5 @
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
\$ [6 M; ~8 Q8 F21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
- R- u- a7 l4 y2 e- O0 M! M5 l* G6 `22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
( h( S& u2 \" N8 J7 {0 b* ]23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
6 v% z2 ~+ z7 w# K24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
8 b6 q8 G. P3 i25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
7 X" s5 h& a3 M3 |0 M6 n1 k26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 9 T/ C5 k, n5 v t3 j
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
: @! M& p7 ?5 O) i3 ]/ q28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
5 Y5 A" t/ w1 Q; B8 B+ w29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? ! e" E, ~, l ?& u) f+ @
30. So... How am I doing'? ' H6 N1 Y t/ I: U
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
- U% N5 I8 E8 |) l0 }32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. 0 c0 c Z# }: Z+ `
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? / z6 P- y* [3 ^/ \' N
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
6 J A' b6 I" A3 A35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 9 e, R6 C) {: n: y. ` m2 I
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? ' P# u7 R2 d( N
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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