Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
- M8 g5 m. K4 X+ U3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
& U' }! i* F( B4 z( P; T7 R8 p' m( K8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
( e6 S9 z% T* h& B* P; C; C10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
8 h' J- L2 p4 y) @12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
9 L6 Q, E3 V9 M& Q/ h9 g3 s13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
14.        Can I flirt with you?
; C: w9 m; B) R1 T15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
8 N  ^2 `4 B4 I8 G' c17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
) }( W7 i1 E! o# s18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
! H5 }2 L, Y; y* S* {! K. ~19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
1 p3 y( {# t3 D- H23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
- E* C9 j. o4 Z- _8 ~+ t28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
30.        So... How am I doing'?
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
) l7 C5 v* Y6 |/ v0 J32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
0 G& Q$ m. x  y) J  j/ P1 j33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
" M+ U, ~7 e/ f4 ]7 p; O) f34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
; d$ }$ J  O$ j: y0 c5 T3 H35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
) I1 A! H- I# J4 d0 O7 S36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
8 q9 ?( E8 ~. P  e1 X3 _37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...