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发表于 2006-4-19 16:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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) s5 w5 k8 G  ~. S1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
4 a) g; Y7 h$ m- h: o2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.   J% @! h: Y! A
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. & w3 c: p$ m& y! u% w1 {
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
# l* t0 m" `( n5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
0 N: F9 x# s. L6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7 `! G, p! q2 C$ t. x% b' ?7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
( E+ Y9 h* l0 v) z8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. $ ?6 i  J, [' w0 U! t- p
9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
9 V3 K: i, o( J+ m, D+ o8 E* D10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
" z: S7 k2 t$ n4 `11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
7 ]& i2 a( K4 ^. V, c7 B12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
0 q6 l+ H: D, V+ s. @2 t% N7 d13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
3 ]. Z) N* o% _/ r& e/ r" T" }14.        Can I flirt with you?
: d, ]  ]5 T- {  v1 d7 U1 l* W15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. * w9 }( e+ X+ ~1 h! q7 A, s  j1 I* h7 o
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
, V2 D( }; o/ @& F8 w; V: V17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
. O# F! k! X2 \% o0 V! `18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven? 5 u4 c9 t& c( d& n
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
' {. b, K# E0 T* [) ]# c8 {* I( |20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
  b+ Q. P" i7 X! v, U# [7 X0 _21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
9 Z, v8 z, ~( t4 V1 g22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
+ T0 M$ B* q8 k+ a1 S/ D23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? ) V, M& v0 W2 ?7 a& }2 m
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
8 y3 z; V4 d1 P7 i25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. ; u# v7 k% a1 L. d7 _* E
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. * y6 I$ L7 n2 Y: i6 P
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? $ _+ l3 x6 b( X4 ]( g
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
$ Z6 j3 x& b" V29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? ! u# F& H4 U4 a
30.        So... How am I doing'? . y  ~. @- B) G9 e) N. o, ^  |
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? : o4 O) x* l; y; s, X' d7 v
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
0 L* H8 c4 j$ S2 S6 ]% K" [; b33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
/ a3 S' H( |+ m+ j34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
( D  {) ^* L7 c4 \35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
6 Q4 E6 j' N, j36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
- D% k( j7 N' t37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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