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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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) s5 w5 k8 G ~. S1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
4 a) g; Y7 h$ m- h: o2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. J% @! h: Y! A
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. & w3 c: p$ m& y! u% w1 {
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
# l* t0 m" `( n5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
0 N: F9 x# s. L6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7 `! G, p! q2 C$ t. x% b' ?7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
( E+ Y9 h* l0 v) z8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. $ ?6 i J, [' w0 U! t- p
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
9 V3 K: i, o( J+ m, D+ o8 E* D10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
" z: S7 k2 t$ n4 `11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
7 ]& i2 a( K4 ^. V, c7 B12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
0 q6 l+ H: D, V+ s. @2 t% N7 d13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
3 ]. Z) N* o% _/ r& e/ r" T" }14. Can I flirt with you?
: d, ] ]5 T- { v1 d7 U1 l* W15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. * w9 }( e+ X+ ~1 h! q7 A, s j1 I* h7 o
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
, V2 D( }; o/ @& F8 w; V: V17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
. O# F! k! X2 \% o0 V! `18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? 5 u4 c9 t& c( d& n
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
' {. b, K# E0 T* [) ]# c8 {* I( |20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
b+ Q. P" i7 X! v, U# [7 X0 _21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
9 Z, v8 z, ~( t4 V1 g22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
+ T0 M$ B* q8 k+ a1 S/ D23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? ) V, M& v0 W2 ?7 a& }2 m
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
8 y3 z; V4 d1 P7 i25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. ; u# v7 k% a1 L. d7 _* E
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. * y6 I$ L7 n2 Y: i6 P
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? $ _+ l3 x6 b( X4 ]( g
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
$ Z6 j3 x& b" V29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? ! u# F& H4 U4 a
30. So... How am I doing'? . y ~. @- B) G9 e) N. o, ^ |
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? : o4 O) x* l; y; s, X' d7 v
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
0 L* H8 c4 j$ S2 S6 ]% K" [; b33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
/ a3 S' H( |+ m+ j34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
( D {) ^* L7 c4 \35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
6 Q4 E6 j' N, j36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
- D% k( j7 N' t37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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