1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? / ?( z5 ?: S8 J: f% p+ N7 A' h* M
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. # ^# X9 S$ b- v9 E/ _2.Is chicken soup good for your health? % Q1 a" q1 {/ p8 W2 k Not is you’re a chicken.9 ]! S/ P9 m% t6 T% U3 M1 l- O
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? 6 U2 G. ? e& l8 ^$ v The outside.6 |/ A, \6 n+ Z* q
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? 1 [7 m' `( a) n( B Fry-day!2 Q# {: M K' K6 Y
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 4 F% @% J2 v3 C" \. k0 o9 d7 q. c/ x No idea.: T. p& O" X" i1 S
6.Why you go to bed?. U8 K; V3 W+ y6 E8 t
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 ' ?) Z' K. ^5 M- p m+ @1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? . N& \6 P( u$ E% F0 w
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.6 G5 J0 M4 G0 }0 Z
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?: D( y( D o5 j& A5 w
Not if you’re a chicken. 8 K1 J% F, k* {* x- {; |, f, y. P. [3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表' o8 U% f6 l! b2 k4 V
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 9 h* Z: P) J* F9 R T
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 4 G7 q' R) Z+ x; l2 a% H2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ; t+ z7 j; r$ @ Not is you’re a chicken.0 r O" L5 R4 c0 _# T) ?
3.Which side of the chi ...