1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 6 o" W7 K( e; q9 Q0 g5 X/ j; U I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 5 @. I) W7 W/ d$ o2.Is chicken soup good for your health?3 G. N+ _2 x" e: U# u0 [9 @! E
Not is you’re a chicken. 7 R, A1 _# Y. }* E5 n3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? 8 [; c, B1 b# U* Z! e! ~ The outside.5 \$ e/ s! A M# I: C
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? . ?( G6 A) X7 `& D; l' u/ _ Fry-day!. l2 A$ o' u5 c- e
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 0 S+ Q* I1 D0 R- S% n6 Y! o8 S5 t No idea. . d5 Q% p6 c" M/ C9 v0 \6.Why you go to bed?& g% R6 C6 G/ Q9 |& }
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 3 J4 I% q4 U! l+ P; r1 D1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? / I0 ^2 J- ]; I9 I
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. & E1 O/ p, s9 \7 ?2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 7 |* X* b j. F" C) M$ I+ u Not if you’re a chicken. 5 [- k; U9 h5 K: ~4 u2 `3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表$ y; H! R1 F$ O6 U7 d, G
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? " V4 D! x# i2 c# Z$ Z6 f C
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. a; j: I$ V( C2 C# F2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 4 w6 [! U" N8 D. z( `5 d& e l: M& } Not is you’re a chicken.! A- Z l: z% q7 z* @7 p6 O
3.Which side of the chi ...
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