1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? * D9 z ~/ W- X1 G! l) c
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.. t F, o1 `7 t% ~' c' T9 |
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? : B$ v+ [' H- {( p Not is you’re a chicken.0 e4 x: M6 @ h
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?5 G3 _- j9 j: r: r9 D
The outside. ; \! } L7 a# f7 M: J4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?/ Z; I1 R8 A$ z5 }3 N/ D, k u. E
Fry-day! # u+ y$ L: m+ M$ |9 T `. W# U, D5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? ' S: i9 J1 P. X5 q" k6 q* X" { No idea. 3 w ^: F0 o; ~# H& Z6.Why you go to bed?" i0 W- L$ @$ F$ y( U1 L
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表" t" p; D) [7 _/ G5 \- A3 N& X
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 0 S% r5 x0 k5 B0 ~
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.- U$ V* S0 B7 w+ p. v( V
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?/ q* s% e4 J: ^ P, n( n' e- S9 a
Not if you’re a chicken. # W( [5 Q) }) W1 o, Z' p3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表0 h* c7 P$ B5 l- L
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 4 }6 }/ q: S/ F& ?8 z- M& C) p8 B I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist., ?, K- r! R* X8 d5 ?. c" \7 a! M5 N! b7 L
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 5 m0 N3 j8 M& \( h Not is you’re a chicken. # t/ r8 f1 A! U2 u3 m8 I3.Which side of the chi ...