1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 9 B2 N# U) Z* h, D" U I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. - [- z$ C" u5 h8 y( w2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 1 M7 [; A9 X$ N0 @" Z6 P& S3 O Not is you’re a chicken. . Q) X9 p* N9 u% K/ w3 D3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?- {, m. S9 d1 ]& q9 Y8 F1 r9 i
The outside./ k! G+ k; [5 ]% V& `4 i) B
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?" o" l1 G- Z- q3 ~% k! ]
Fry-day! + h( `: ~" A; E! y' |1 Z3 [5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?9 [* \3 q/ C: M; f4 }
No idea.1 j- v& M& w) v
6.Why you go to bed? . x; a2 A7 w: }, H9 m Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表, ]# o! m7 q* U: d q
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 2 }& _/ x5 j5 S; V2 g! @6 d2 a
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. C, b7 C) z" ~2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 8 ~2 b. b% \) z2 ? `: Y& _ Not if you’re a chicken. - A/ C2 e2 G9 n: h! G3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 : |; S6 n0 E9 [2 `8 b) i1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ' `2 y) P( b8 Z: ?( d4 b% c( r4 o: s
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.9 V/ ~- S& Q" ^
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?" z' \3 Q" U, W% O, z
Not is you’re a chicken. : P* O1 G5 @2 R1 b4 Y3.Which side of the chi ...
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