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发表于 2006-4-12 20:47 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
- `6 @0 P- \2 I1 `      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
7 b2 K6 ]7 \' _# }. V/ ]6 ]; c5 n2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
& \( {$ _, i* a      Not is you’re a chicken.
$ r7 F* R9 S' }6 o! q8 q/ E- X! I3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?. n+ T( k" p( l" ^; @
       The outside.$ X4 T1 x: g& \3 j
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?0 b+ p6 R7 h8 ]7 ?
         Fry-day!
& D8 T* f  l. W1 y5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
0 S1 j( d5 I( v+ m" B* K# s9 I           No idea.
  {; G. C3 a' v9 I) g3 D6.Why you go to bed?
/ _2 F. `: J9 {5 P; F: s          Because the bed won’t come to you.
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发表于 2006-4-16 15:08 | 显示全部楼层
。。。。。。笑不出来。
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发表于 2006-4-16 17:53 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表% R$ J: V# T" }1 C$ A; f0 k
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
. k+ ?: q  u$ X1 p8 l6 ]      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.8 \4 M  d0 a8 x3 j8 |& b, o
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
7 K, Y! M/ R; ~/ j2 o, V      Not if you’re a chicken.0 n- n0 `- z% P4 M) D
3.Which side of the chi ...
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发表于 2006-4-24 16:29 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表
) f9 w, I, T) X: O5 R/ ]1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
4 B" h9 u" m) i; o1 }& N7 H. J      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
0 _3 b9 z$ O4 P2.Is chicken soup good for your health?5 ^* k5 \- X2 _5 J! H2 z
      Not is you’re a chicken.( I1 Y- |& }8 Y1 T' s
3.Which side of the chi ...
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lol
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发表于 2006-4-30 12:32 | 显示全部楼层
不是很好笑...
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发表于 2006-5-5 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
Which side
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