Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
* x' |% @+ S& ^>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
- O2 f0 ^. f- j" o# ?3 |! L9 I>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
: D& \* }1 S- z' n4 H' J) ]+ w>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
* e& E4 Z+ l0 h: A2 d% w6 W>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
0 T& U" ^1 G, i. ?# ?2 N>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
8 x9 t: G0 s/ D) U4 v>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
0 H4 o$ F3 c  F& K% v$ q>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
& e! l- {  L2 P" }! L. v>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
4 `! C5 Q7 M) L5 Y& X% e/ z3 B>> thought of having sex.
5 M) D5 X/ E+ n- E& O>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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! {4 t( g* {( d4 w>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
+ Z! }7 A; Q& U. O) Z>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
) M$ s+ G! O; P0 |3 V>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
! i1 [) y# E. i& n7 ?>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
; U- ~( {3 b0 P- y, C& F>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
5 _7 G: j3 h/ ^>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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* [6 S% t% p3 y5 o>>             BLACK WOMEN:
! w# U$ C$ m% f4 i>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
9 `3 k$ b0 Q3 |* s) ]>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
, c4 ~( @/ m3 U. z>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
  A* t; b7 o6 G9 p2 h>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
6 o* H7 Y* s; @+ S2 t7 j  g4 n>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
$ X( \( e+ w6 Msister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
" E  u" x9 Q3 p# b' `- g% s>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
- I( N: b  o2 N, @4 }3 F>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>
>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
. x2 a& f) ]8 Z>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.