Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
0 d& |0 ^% N6 R9 r0 O+ u, Y* L>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
+ j' _. S# l2 _>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
  b' F  c, _6 D  N7 B>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
1 ]# v8 n: u% g& P# I: N& H>> restaurant.
( p, f% Z; c; w2 I0 r>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
+ Z1 ^# u4 y4 n8 ?. n1 z7 Vspaghetti
+ d. x% x# |: b>> & meatballs.
6 E; }% X1 _2 b" L0 t5 z* s>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
' c) E4 ]. U! G; g9 ?>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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. |( Z1 r" C, m: `' B* a9 t0 o, v>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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# e, z( C( Y/ N% r, Y$ }6 B>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
: Y0 A9 [& Q; j3 m+ W. [>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
4 o6 t, d- D$ T5 G( \! a>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
: q, ?7 C" T( J# v3 ]>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
>>
; B/ f# F. [5 c4 \) s>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
0 I, ~; J) {7 Y+ y9 `! b# l, }7 |>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
" X  Z' k* u) l; t>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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' P6 ]9 w( R# }) X/ i: \>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
>>             BLACK WOMEN:
+ O7 \- S- {2 T, i. o' v' Q>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
2 c# Z7 M. U: L! L5 h: P>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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) u5 ?7 X8 g" J% h& |" H>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
$ }* U' U( e: C+ I, K>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
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2 n: K6 b" z! r! z6 @>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
4 _' P# p* Q' X& g+ Wfather,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
, h7 Q8 I- n. c>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
, L4 Y* j2 j8 Y6 isister's
, K7 C) ]0 h7 d6 I>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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4 Y$ h/ a) d7 j6 h3 u>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
>>
, l) Y" D4 p4 R  j>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
& c! ]( [" m( X7 @>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.