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>>              WHITE WOMEN:) H1 L, R3 Y& Y# I% N, Y# t' E% U
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
1 l. x. A8 Q  Z' O3 j>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a ( U/ q; S& K3 C
bit.
% z, c! z& B/ i, \; O- a>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the ! w$ W: @6 Z% T. g6 s1 w
missionary : O7 @1 m1 D- g( {, V! n
>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
/ z3 X0 B( Y2 @* @; b>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
' A& N# ~( U0 w, _6 M& u>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.% @7 a* D( C8 m7 L- ]
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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0 D* R% O1 x0 h" p>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:, ?* y4 ?  b/ ?; S
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
. E/ F4 u6 R5 ~. D8 q>> restaurant.7 P( X. o  U; J1 F8 o
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes 6 T/ G0 M/ b0 b* ^. ?0 N6 _
spaghetti ' H+ _3 ~6 \/ D" W! d0 x, C
>> & meatballs.
: [3 H, C; O/ ?  \0 g) y& i! v>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
4 ]3 t( w- h. i, Q, r, ninsists on
5 X( F- R3 f9 ]5 m9 t" j>> a 3-carat ring.# ^; q, m" O3 ^) e  j
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate / E, J: q0 c7 S. l' p( q  a1 k8 p
the
) m9 e* q, W: s0 G* e% C+ U! v6 f: l>> thought of having sex.
: F) H" ]% }$ E>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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+ m6 H/ }$ _0 w, _1 Y& g( _- F>>             JEWISH WOMEN:' q8 t+ a: A* q' T; u
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.% K& S: G' K, r9 T% r/ x
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
: U9 j6 _9 K+ U: [1 ]>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get 5 v9 O* ?6 @5 D0 I
head 4 o% {+ k) d# k8 |& r
>> again.! [) Q5 O, [+ o
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:% k# A3 w) {# U3 t+ I
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but - H' w: x8 E: P
>> nothing happens.
$ H7 G! i: q3 ]/ y>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
, e% A) Y) O: X>> Nothing happens again.
7 D! E) w& {0 m3 e3 m>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and 4 B2 h7 O3 \5 Z7 M% {
you've
. T+ e4 P$ Z8 b  O>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.  h- B( s0 H. j
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
/ W/ f& N' s: m/ |3 f% H6 z>>             First date: Meet her parents.% s2 g! ^# m% Y% s6 M
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.  N8 i( t8 o( v/ k- B" {/ T7 Y9 P
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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' j. ^6 d/ B% p& ]>>             BLACK WOMEN:
; l  |. C; |) L9 r* K: i>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
+ x  B& b* S0 c  r>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
' m! b2 J0 [/ W6 ]real 3 U+ J" [$ R2 y' \' ^9 w
>> expensive dinner.
- Y3 u2 A9 ^* b; {+ u# I>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
% D/ Y* R' d7 d! Z: Q8 }  `>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:0 f8 m+ g8 g, U. N: ~0 m
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk 3 D5 X9 r4 l  a' W  B" T
on 3 v5 ?2 I( X9 `) L
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
6 z2 e# |; I! q>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.# c# n% B! j8 B& Q9 D
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, # g8 t- T6 ?* f& t! n
father, - n0 J/ m2 G0 A4 B1 Y9 h  s
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
$ D, _: `% e- _1 V( c>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her ! d* Z* X/ W" r
sister's
- ]$ o4 d. \0 Q4 P2 M. j>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans 2 e. I. d+ P% f8 Z' I" S3 h8 ^
for " D9 B4 R; ^7 j4 I
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
4 E7 U4 S, s) `4 Vlooks 2 a3 ~. S/ k) a7 [
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>
! \$ C7 ^, p$ C; C8 k, Q, |>>             ARAB WOMEN:" n, q1 S* H9 ^! J
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
$ e" \- Q/ k7 h>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
9 k4 a6 K7 x* o) B# m6 ~>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
4 V& a2 e, Y& o/ e* m7 ^>>             No third date.
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