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>> WHITE WOMEN:
9 L2 {$ G; s2 Z* @1 L>> First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
( A6 g* T9 c* U' G& r>> Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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0 a; `! Z, j; i1 Z5 q>> Third date: You get to have sex but only in the 8 f6 v9 _) e$ q+ b' `
missionary
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>> IRISH WOMEN:0 T9 @3 q4 x( i* i7 B8 E; v
>> First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.8 [2 G* d, t# \ z! P2 E& e1 R$ s% C
>> Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.0 }; R& i0 K3 Z0 e" w x K7 O
>> 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.- g- ~& H( ~2 P/ g: B. h# q- W
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6 B( M7 h* K5 c8 r>> ITALIAN WOMEN:
8 g3 C1 D9 J, ]- ]" G5 e>> First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
3 b0 G' a- f$ ?0 A>> restaurant.
0 q& ~& a! F$ M) U* u>> Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.# }( w0 p5 U" B
>> Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & / s4 s! E! U8 k" L+ R% f8 R' y
insists on
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>> 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.9 Q$ s$ n/ c; `* m8 d+ s4 V+ y
>> 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress., p y' X# o& L' \; m8 F; u
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" b4 b) j' N2 w6 p6 f" W4 M>> JEWISH WOMEN:+ }- h8 k9 @6 W9 l5 U4 R
>> First Date: You get terrific head.0 i' r8 {' r, s5 i1 {0 N* m
>> Second Date: You get even more great head.
) [4 {5 Y6 r1 V2 L: o>> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get # |8 \2 f6 }" W4 t# V
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>> again.
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8 M% J5 h7 L u5 B- W; c$ v; T>> CHINESE WOMEN:) s4 h' G8 M6 T" @! @& p
>> First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
; | A8 o+ Y: [& G0 Y m: T. \>> nothing happens., s2 X+ N( w- ?$ k
>> Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
$ S$ f* b; ]! U8 _9 q5 h>> Nothing happens again.% U/ ?6 l; B- r0 S
>> Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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. t+ n8 ?8 g) E0 M. A>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.4 L6 ]- y' W9 m5 Z
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>> INDIAN WOMEN:5 ]3 S+ M+ y u8 n# n' {+ V" T0 P
>> First date: Meet her parents.! x/ C3 f7 ?# U1 |' L" a0 R
>> Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
# W) t W. h" [/ W9 X>> Third date: Wedding night.
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>> BLACK WOMEN:& b. _6 Y6 x, H
>> First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.) t9 n5 W$ v+ U1 h1 Y( p
>> Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
- X4 N) [& X5 I& W8 dreal
9 N: p4 Q7 j) M& V3 I d: N. M>> expensive dinner.; i, d t, j% M' ]; ?- V
>> Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
# ~1 g& H+ M* W2 P9 V: F4 k; o! s) [>> Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you., c; b+ ]6 o! Q1 O
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' t5 d% z' L- A, f6 M. l! \4 Y" _>> MEXICAN WOMEN:
4 G9 s- o1 D! N( Z5 K>> First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk 7 P, i8 g7 Y' v4 n9 N+ `2 [
on 6 K; z/ V2 I/ A. h" x S
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
. p0 L; V7 F1 V" P& g( u5 ~>> Second Date: She's pregnant.( g9 a3 V( i* z: n' L9 f
>> Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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3 H4 U6 {6 j$ d& S>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
* I I* v" n, ^5 l>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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/ j" r) X% H' E2 k; D- @- i>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans ( {1 x- A! k- o( u/ ?2 w( E
for
" v1 `8 Z8 V" [>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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: X Y2 \" M4 `, v* S; C>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>> ARAB WOMEN:
! f0 U& a% v8 H0 X; m>> First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
1 U1 v t# }8 W& d$ {$ N$ H>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out. M" w9 a9 d- T
>> Second Date: Guy is shot dead.. P6 g2 ~$ C ^4 Z
>> No third date. |
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