Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
: B. H% }4 f/ t; v/ T* e>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
2 g9 M8 I, I' D4 c" U  v& T( Omissionary
7 U! C$ R2 R: Q( F7 Z>> position.
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. a1 f' I4 u  G$ g# C: g( d>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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6 D  f$ D2 a1 N: [# t>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
6 y: V" B/ G. E/ S  g>> restaurant.
  ~1 S$ K: B; |! c2 N3 ~>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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1 @0 _. E' Y* c* B7 ]>> a 3-carat ring.
1 `3 Z/ U* o: a: [( M' k4 l: q>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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) Y1 @9 \7 B; p6 O2 a! ]>> thought of having sex.
! P& Y' Z( f- f( ~1 ]0 c>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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) d, M6 J) g/ q>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
# Q9 m/ n* q1 i2 w, x>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
- p5 S& z, E& \1 P1 o5 k: M& l2 Q$ W>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
" o$ H# F1 D1 A- i+ ]& Q8 e' z>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
1 ?; @1 R! F1 ?1 j- K* a3 ]>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
1 h# r: X$ Y6 C9 J3 V' o7 \>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
6 t2 M2 h6 t& U9 `; `- J1 x>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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, W/ [% p+ d4 w3 J0 N; M1 P>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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3 D3 Q" z0 F/ c# i0 p6 T>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
5 f$ ?- K& F3 c/ `>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
* ~1 o: H, Z& c  Q' P* |: s, s! W- n>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
, Q: x  y5 C' K" O# j0 _% |>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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' R8 V! w7 \1 ~5 j- c0 `8 M: G>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
  p; K; `7 h! S>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
3 @! O. v# {$ Kfather,
3 s/ P0 e3 A& L: R' x>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
2 d$ z; B0 @9 X- B  g>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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: [0 E9 N; C% T7 G, Q' f>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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  T; Y! t: H. J! y6 v& N3 c7 ~( v# O* ]>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
  g3 F2 O) L: }1 \8 A# z>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
7 W) H1 B) ~' G3 `6 v+ X8 P  |% Q& _>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
" r5 S% X' p- _* {>>             No third date.