Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
/ U( S7 ^2 u  }4 A/ r4 b% N>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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5 x& y. M( `( o' I: _>>             IRISH WOMEN:
% }2 v5 [6 I) k# y9 A" S% R>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
# G9 q* M8 \$ u9 d5 ^) C>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
1 B/ ]3 l) Y' E" \% w>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
6 G8 R, V1 a; h! M  J. c# o>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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8 V& j! ^& N3 y" U7 t/ c>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
/ ~) t- w( f, E& q5 A>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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) k% D) Z- S6 }3 }0 P( V/ r>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
. M" c3 Y! Q8 Z) g8 q>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
0 U& }& b0 u$ j1 e4 Y>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
7 a3 F9 m4 x* o- w; \you've
  b1 N6 r2 Q: X' r& n( [>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
/ X6 q  O5 M9 I! g1 ~) _5 z>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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  T  c3 U- }/ T. i1 Y* k7 D# ~>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
8 w) l2 L  \* q2 K% V>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
' v2 x% ?5 ]5 B4 q7 }$ E>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
  \' B- p. T4 z5 d>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
0 C7 ]+ Y" U" F7 D>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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: z$ `# B8 m3 y) m>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
# c* h5 j. d* u* y( H>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
4 B, Z6 {* [$ t+ W1 O>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
: n( a  a+ h) ^1 i) A' g& T: l+ t. D>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
- M4 r# t) {. U3 V6 L>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.