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>>              WHITE WOMEN:+ c7 f+ W/ E" x, J; G
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.4 d  D# ?- r, h- s+ q! _
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a * `( P8 A3 A, U. m/ E' z9 j
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
0 d& |0 ^% N6 R9 r0 O+ u, Y* L>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
+ j' _. S# l2 _>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
  b' F  c, _6 D  N7 B>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.$ J; c* O. n9 y+ a
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:* O' b4 U( X0 \0 x- X# d. _" f
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
1 ]# v8 n: u% g& P# I: N& H>> restaurant.
( p, f% Z; c; w2 I0 r>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
+ Z1 ^# u4 y4 n8 ?. n1 z7 Vspaghetti
+ d. x% x# |: b>> & meatballs.
6 E; }% X1 _2 b" L0 t5 z* s>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & % R: e. O, r3 `- Y( x7 [( z, _
insists on 7 c& Q- b  Y* J# O
>> a 3-carat ring.
' c) E4 ]. U! G; g9 ?>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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) ~5 \+ }' A+ \8 }. E1 `>> thought of having sex.
. |( Z1 r" C, m: `' B* a9 t0 o, v>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.# E$ q- z& h& B0 w4 \
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# e, z( C( Y/ N% r, Y$ }6 B>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
: Y0 A9 [& Q; j3 m+ W. [>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
4 o6 t, d- D$ T5 G( \! a>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
: q, ?7 C" T( J# v3 ]>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.& A3 ]+ K  {/ g* S3 n) T/ i
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; B/ f# F. [5 c4 \) s>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
0 I, ~; J) {7 Y+ y9 `! b# l, }7 |>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
" X  Z' k* u) l; t>> nothing happens.3 \9 h( \! s3 n! s
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. / O& l  i! @+ c
>> Nothing happens again.7 Y) b% Q8 I7 F- G
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and   s' [2 Q, ?0 R+ u2 n- Q
you've & d: ~% h* K; x, i+ M  S
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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' P6 ]9 w( R# }) X/ i: \>>             INDIAN WOMEN:* P/ S  o' y0 {
>>             First date: Meet her parents.* C( F* a, V1 ^
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.$ Z% q& [7 ?. Z. R0 e6 I
>>             Third date: Wedding night.+ {" u" U* O9 Q: n8 e
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
+ O7 \- S- {2 T, i. o' v' Q>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.5 O0 ~. m9 W) t- ]- D- m
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a 3 t- I: ^; G8 {" d
real
! b& h2 V- W) P1 q. P; X- ~4 ]2 f>> expensive dinner.+ R+ R5 G, s7 U' U4 w1 U2 ?
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
2 c# Z7 M. U: L! L5 h: P>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.) W- H  f$ F' h' x0 V
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) u5 ?7 X8 g" J% h& |" H>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
$ }* U' U( e: C+ I, K>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk # n1 g- i# Q2 K) X! Y
on
% E9 ^# j8 o3 x. Y>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
2 n: K6 b" z! r! z6 @>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.- W7 f4 n) T) F
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
4 _' P# p* Q' X& g+ Wfather, ( a5 B- Z" q1 {6 \& t% @5 y) b
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
, h7 Q8 I- n. c>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
, L4 Y* j2 j8 Y6 isister's
, K7 C) ]0 h7 d6 I>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
0 ^$ m8 p: ^5 \- Y& q4 jlooks
4 Y$ h/ a) d7 j6 h3 u>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.2 W1 J" y5 |8 a# H& v# q: H0 u& S
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, l) Y" D4 p4 R  j>>             ARAB WOMEN:) p2 ?3 n1 m# Q
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, * P  J! B/ W7 g7 k
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
& c! ]( [" m( X7 @>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.4 c! D9 ^/ H% L$ P- R/ E9 _
>>             No third date.
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