Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
9 M) A. Z3 Y) G% H1 i4 C>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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4 T, g3 l5 A- B! r; [* i, x- {) e>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
: g0 b6 I; J1 U# R1 R. L>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
8 f- ^% A8 k% a>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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# x4 r1 g$ \" B" k; f$ m>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
6 v8 `; I  w- s2 ?>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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8 A! V# z/ m! x! z>> thought of having sex.
' l" z) s- h  G( m>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
2 K8 {- d4 e. W( H6 P>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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4 k& B5 w+ O, G) }5 F>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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' t: ^: Z3 F. _+ f8 ^0 }9 ^>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
( J% u+ U$ p* M& M7 U$ e. d>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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2 u4 ]7 O6 X& S3 m1 R>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
3 [" j5 @# ^5 Q, h>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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! B' g* n* f/ W- b% t& v>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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( z7 ]( d$ h8 Y! G2 j6 e2 Y0 [>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
( X& z! H! y; x4 @2 P>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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/ ?' v/ T' m4 b' l) V+ J>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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3 I. f2 D3 r6 V% {$ ?. ?% e! e>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
/ a" B- j4 q$ f) R$ Z* K% p8 O1 l>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.