Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
8 j6 G4 ~+ ^! o& R5 R>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
( R7 Y2 M, |! [, A3 `3 B>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
# w/ q+ U+ B) Q2 E: w; s>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
8 L! s2 O; X; jmissionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
" f# J. S6 b2 ?) J>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
; W. w2 a3 {" {$ R, O: q0 @/ i! {% h! x>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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* ]% |; i0 `( X0 W) _>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
8 @. N& O, n2 x7 N: e+ z>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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9 Y: x/ V+ A4 \- v* Z>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
- s" l. z5 m: U: x>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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$ n* J+ p; B7 K9 h>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
9 w$ E3 m; {- M, H: e* I& v+ L# t>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
; j$ ~3 B) E  r! a>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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# e) n& B4 w" q! A- e# z+ P>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
& K+ `3 ^$ j7 M% n$ d$ s1 Z>>             First date: Meet her parents.
# w9 ~% A. D- i>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
! `( h/ I/ o: d  K6 y+ {>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
& k; P. v( O7 n4 C. z>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
- o3 v# `. c9 K5 b& p>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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0 h( P( L/ \! ~- K8 m+ q! T8 u+ {>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
0 @4 A$ w+ s# z; R6 d0 a>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
8 Z& u& w# l3 Y$ |$ O5 T* J8 {0 ^  Q>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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; ?! K3 x' f% A3 K>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
: `0 o, B/ Q) G$ E9 G( o>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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# t2 D' \/ |/ T( Y* j& Q2 _! F>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
8 H5 V7 W2 V' i8 J7 v4 p7 V, Q. {looks
' i; f3 R4 w$ A# O; [  D>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
: c1 a! R8 E: k( O>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.