Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
5 i& a* G$ ^8 q1 }9 I1 z1 b>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
8 Z: _2 @8 m! B- B7 M# U8 `>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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/ c5 D3 z& J( `3 @. `>>             IRISH WOMEN:
3 {- ?, S9 H- C* ~% J2 t2 V9 O>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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! y$ t! V2 A" T9 t* z>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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' p$ q0 ?% Y/ }' _) `0 M9 |& d>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
% }! q# {3 z' l>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
4 A5 K) B3 n% J>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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/ [5 s; s) w' f+ _! d>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
7 j6 F1 g+ g! ^1 E>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
6 N3 K( q, M5 }1 I& C' i! ]8 t>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
& e& \# q4 O  I>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
  \# @" w8 [! _/ d>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
: I2 s2 j3 ]& n9 z& E>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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( K6 |/ Q% B, p8 h>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
5 W# l% [- ^+ D# H0 q! v) n2 n" B>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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$ G" {' y3 k7 p1 j# b& h; t>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
. w/ g3 h- Q7 v) j8 U% \>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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' @  i; t5 ^, {$ m>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
, G# P' |( ]! n1 K3 Q# F1 M4 ]/ `>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
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/ @- v! [9 [7 D/ n$ H; m1 V' l>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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1 r) I4 t$ {7 G/ I; {3 U>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
" v" J& ?* h. F# c" m0 u>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
/ v; _) ?7 [1 o, {1 K0 Q* S>>             No third date.