Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
1 l. x. A8 Q  Z' O3 j>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
% z, c! z& B/ i, \; O- a>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
/ z3 X0 B( Y2 @* @; b>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
' A& N# ~( U0 w, _6 M& u>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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0 D* R% O1 x0 h" p>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
: [3 H, C; O/ ?  \0 g) y& i! v>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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5 X( F- R3 f9 ]5 m9 t" j>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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: F) H" ]% }$ E>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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+ m6 H/ }$ _0 w, _1 Y& g( _- F>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
: U9 j6 _9 K+ U: [1 ]>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
>>
>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
$ H7 G! i: q3 ]/ y>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
, e% A) Y) O: X>> Nothing happens again.
7 D! E) w& {0 m3 e3 m>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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>>
>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
/ W/ f& N' s: m/ |3 f% H6 z>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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' j. ^6 d/ B% p& ]>>             BLACK WOMEN:
; l  |. C; |) L9 r* K: i>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
+ x  B& b* S0 c  r>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
' m! b2 J0 [/ W6 ]real
>> expensive dinner.
- Y3 u2 A9 ^* b; {+ u# I>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
% D/ Y* R' d7 d! Z: Q8 }  `>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
6 z2 e# |; I! q>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
$ D, _: `% e- _1 V( c>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
- ]$ o4 d. \0 Q4 P2 M. j>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>
! \$ C7 ^, p$ C; C8 k, Q, |>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
$ e" \- Q/ k7 h>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
9 k4 a6 K7 x* o) B# m6 ~>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
4 V& a2 e, Y& o/ e* m7 ^>>             No third date.