Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
9 L2 {$ G; s2 Z* @1 L>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
( A6 g* T9 c* U' G& r>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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0 a; `! Z, j; i1 Z5 q>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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6 B( M7 h* K5 c8 r>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
8 g3 C1 D9 J, ]- ]" G5 e>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
3 b0 G' a- f$ ?0 A>> restaurant.
0 q& ~& a! F$ M) U* u>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
! ?6 {, v. R0 B- Sspaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
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>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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" b4 b) j' N2 w6 p6 f" W4 M>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
) [4 {5 Y6 r1 V2 L: o>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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8 M% J5 h7 L  u5 B- W; c$ v; T>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
; |  A8 o+ Y: [& G0 Y  m: T. \>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
$ S$ f* b; ]! U8 _9 q5 h>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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. t+ n8 ?8 g) E0 M. A>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
# W) t  W. h" [/ W9 X>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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9 N: p4 Q7 j) M& V3 I  d: N. M>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
# ~1 g& H+ M* W2 P9 V: F4 k; o! s) [>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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' t5 d% z' L- A, f6 M. l! \4 Y" _>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
4 G9 s- o1 D! N( Z5 K>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
. p0 L; V7 F1 V" P& g( u5 ~>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
! J2 {! E/ Q. Cfather,
3 H4 U6 {6 j$ d& S>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
* I  I* v" n, ^5 l>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
$ O) x( e2 ?8 ^9 C. j" e) k- wsister's
/ j" r) X% H' E2 k; D- @- i>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
" v1 `8 Z8 V" [>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
/ b% _/ y# O/ B+ w6 A! A3 Klooks
: X  Y2 \" M4 `, v* S; C>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
! f0 U& a% v8 H0 X; m>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
1 U1 v  t# }8 W& d$ {$ N$ H>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.