Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
3 _" D9 \# R1 O4 Z* F>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>
9 E: R3 G* F8 u' C: v5 g6 Q# M, O1 p! n>>             IRISH WOMEN:
: I: E# H& }3 Y  c8 [>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
; i' j3 i5 y8 _- y! z' t7 O. q2 M8 [9 T>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
) @" D/ m- }, Q: z. b0 u>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
5 m3 M  e' I) u$ b  z; j9 B>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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% @/ y0 D+ Q( s* ?* G, R1 q' b' }>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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( u7 E$ }" n0 L8 I# F' j>> a 3-carat ring.
( T% Z+ ~, U1 C  L# [>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
>>
6 h2 B* z9 F+ c6 S>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
7 U1 x* i7 w  S8 U>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
( A, u* R. L8 i2 B( D' C>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
0 L- k' \! z( R% c: A>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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# \' O4 b. Q% a>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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8 O  E( u1 j: b>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
6 z* {% Z5 P4 E5 C>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
9 D" p  ]1 \& c! i>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
+ y2 a3 S3 M7 v2 A$ O6 H>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
  l) r0 i8 Q- m2 o. V$ y) Qfather,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
  r* h) y3 P, \% u% U  V$ j3 ^. Wsister's
0 \' u8 M: M/ x' }, h/ s' V: f: ]>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
; O5 K) f. x: X1 U% A- z7 x/ G>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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& C6 A# t' X/ A8 e& \) u3 r>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
3 l) X) @; X; n# y>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.